Whats the male equivalent of thicc?

It's All Fucked Shirt $22.14

DMT Has Friends For Me Shirt $21.68

It's All Fucked Shirt $22.14

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her unwashed anus. My vigorously vibrating tongue. Nuff said.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      gays are weird

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Weird way to say you like gays

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh shit I clicked on it, lmfao oh god why.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      homie aint zesty he the whole LEMON

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How would I ask for this haircut as a straight man

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sweet as a sugar plum

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      neymar really took a turn
      all those dives made him realize that he likes being on all fours

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jacked

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Safest place for a woman in the entire planet.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gays like to grope women for some reason

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >for some reason
          because they're sodomites
          sodomites will have sex with anybody and anything
          stop falling for their bullshit
          lust is a bottomless pit, there simply is no end to what you will sexualize if you indulge in debauchery

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    shredded. girls want you so frickin thin, so your dicc looccs bigga

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He goes out in public like that..?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where to get shorts like that? I want to dress loose as well

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because you’re homosexual or because you want to be a straight manprostitute?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I am half homosexual but in this instance I'm thinking more for manprostitute reasons

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://www.tiktok.com/@supremethighz
            go thru his profile he prob mentions it

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks dude! Appreciate you!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How much weight is he doing here? The first plate looks thicker than your usual 45lb plate.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Red is usually for 55s, that light blue is usually 25s.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    there is none, women are not naturally selecting for bodyfat percentages like that. only men.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chicks love dad bods

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They don't, when women think dad bod they don't think skinny fat with a massive belly, they think advanced lifter who's on a dirtybulk

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          *anon walks by*
          Oh frick Stacey that advanced lifter who's on a dirtybulk gets my pussy soooo wet

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's what a dad bod is you dipshit

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dadbod is cope. It's for men who have been selected as providers and their women are saying "oh honey I think dadbod is soon cute". Fricking trust me on this one. When they go out to work and the tradesman comes round to fix the plumbing or whatever their missus is absolutely dripping wet for them. I'm THAT tradesman and the amount of times I've been offered upstairs by some filthy housewife I've lost count.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That is different. There is a physical disadvantage to the female body shape, it is why they cant do pullups and jiggle everywhere when they run and walk, they are not designed for physical activity but to be sedentry and no woman wants that

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chicks idea of dadbod is Henry Cavill or Jason Momoa. Not skinnyfat balding chinless Terrence from accounts.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the only practically difference between #1 and #3 is the angle of the photo and the ab insertions; #3 just being more symmetrical.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          id say 3 has a longer torso

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yep #3 "looks" taller

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The problem with 7 is that you just look like any other guy in clothes so all that matters is face, money, status. That body isn't helping you with girls. 4 is where you wanna be because 1% of guys are gonna look like that, and with most women liking that body you have demand on your side.

          3, 7 and 9 make up 47.2% of selections

          Just goes to show how powerful being lean and having abs is. I'm save this pic and use it for motivation with cutting

          frick this is a weird chart. more women are picing 10 over 2? huh? and more would like 9 than 3? tf

          >https://www.reddit.com/r/SampleSize/comments/52w3ne/results_whats_your_ideal_male_body_type/

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Again, doesn't matter what most women like. I'm sure DD's on a survey is the best breasts so why then is a girl with JJ's getting so much attention? Because she's 1 in 10000 girls with breasts like that. These skinny fat dad bod posers is half the guys on the planet making them irrelevant.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              This is a good point I've also been thinking about. I personally don't even like overly big breasts, I like the smaller, perky ones, but in a normal scenario the only breasts that would really catch my attention are the ones that are bigger than what I normally see. It's always about catching attention first, so as a guy you have to so big that you really stand out, even if that is bigger than what women would typically prefer. What's better, having exactly the body they "want" but not getting noticed at all, or being "a little too big" but getting all the attention?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The problem with 7 is that you just look like any other guy in clothes so all that matters is face, money, status. That body isn't helping you with girls. 4 is where you wanna be because 1% of guys are gonna look like that, and with most women liking that body you have demand on your side.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >lifting for someone other than yourself
          ngmi

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        3, 7 and 9 make up 47.2% of selections

        Just goes to show how powerful being lean and having abs is. I'm save this pic and use it for motivation with cutting

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >if I add up all the percentages of low ranking picks then it actually makes it the highest pick!!!

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            homie added up the tallies of all the guys with abs

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            homie added up the tallies of all the guys with abs

            All I did was look at the ones with a greater than 10% share you morons
            There's 4 pics with a greater than 10% share and 3 of them have abs, and together they make up 47.2%

            Let's do it again and go down pics with at least a 5% share. Whoa it's 6 pics, and 5 of them have visible abs with a combined share of 62.9%. Seems like majority of women like abs.

            Enjoy your flabby gut and appealing to a minority of women, absolute brainlets

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              why did the autist sperg out like this?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why did the moron resort to namecalling and not putting forth a proper counter-argument?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        frick this is a weird chart. more women are picing 10 over 2? huh? and more would like 9 than 3? tf

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          if we had the chart for which one fat women chose it’d bring more clarity

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tfw number 4 is exactly how I look

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          post body

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hate being 8 so much

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wanna be a 4, but I'm more likely a 14
        D:

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        More Fake news at 11

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Women who choose 9: 18 - 25 year olds
        Women who choose 3: 25 - 30 year olds
        Women who chose 4 and 7: 30+ year olds

        Idk about you, but I know who I'm trying to appeal to and it's not old hags.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          none of that is right kek stay in your basement incel

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Source: My Ass

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Which mode are you? I'm somewhere between 3 and 13

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Knew a guy who was 5'6 with the body of number 4. He was pulling b***hes left and right, and he was bald. He could have had good game though, drove a Lexus too.

        I think there was some anon that posted a tinder experiment about this and how perceived masculinity is what mattered most.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some fat middle aged pud in cycling clothes, I imagine

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Big dicc.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Strongfat/dadbod

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      OnlyFans?

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fat.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fat.
    The exact same as it is for Women.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    her yt videos are hotter than her of

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      share the name anon

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Claire Grimes

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    tall,broad shoulders,forearms,chest and ass
    I'm arranging these from what I've been called,or where I've been groped by women from most to least.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      how do you grope tall?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it just happens man,if you know you'll know

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        When they stand super close to you, look up, then lose themselves in the height difference.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jumping head pats

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She needs BBC

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it wasn't for the tight clothing and filters you'd find this woman disgusting just fyi. Look at her chins, she is trying to disguise it using angles but there's at least 4 of them.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah still wouldnt mind gettin suffocate by her

      https://fapello.com/claire-grimes-1/

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >boyfriend is white
        I sleep

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is none. "Thicc" is a cope for men that are limited in choice to fat girls to make themselves look better and feel better about it. From the outside it is very obvious tho

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he says, while coping
      i dont throw a tantrum when you go lusting after emaciated sticks, homosexual

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what is the male equivalent of thicc
    >thread turns into another "what do women want/like"
    You homosexuals are hopeless. Who gives a flying frick what women want?

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is this? High visibility work gear for females on building sites?

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty thicc, but need to get thikker

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      lookin' jiggly anon, keep up the great work

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Lol why would you include me in this reply? Idgaf about Black folk

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some cuck goon.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being 6ft. Manlets can't breed

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    dad bod

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That confident guy who assertively manages many people as a living

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's about the same
    You're supposed to frick both

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Juicy ass, broad shoulders, big forearms. If you got those things, you have the power look and chicks love that. They want you to look like you could literally kill them at any moment. Girls are fricking weird and moronic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      wrong girls and women like big biceps, a big chest first then abs then glutes and shoulders
      t. a guy who has had way more sex than you

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Next you’ll tell us girls like big dicks

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          you must be moronic since you can't follow a reply chain kek

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Same as for women. It’s called fat for both.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    tall

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is male thicc too, its just strong but not very low body fat

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tall.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chicks love tall ugly dudes

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ugly girls still attract simps if they're thicc. Tall guys can use their height as a crutch even if they're ugly. Hence it's the male equivalent.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          A thick ugly chick and a tall ugly guy fricking sounds beautiful

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        this
        t. 6'0 tall, 3/10 face, but effortlessly get girls

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bro ur aura... it’s radiating... so vibrant and chilling... this is really it we are vibing right now.... our energies are now making sweet passionate love.... don’t feel weird bro just embrace this moment

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            i don't get it but that's great or sorry to hear that

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guys with thick thighs. Or abs.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    that is NOT work appropriate attire

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically "Dadbod," but not like what most ISTizens look like. When women say "dadbod" they mean pic related.

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *