Is it taking a shit ton of medically inadvisable chemicals and being a hyperroided Area 51 animal for like a year until you die from cardiovascular complications?
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What's the most?
Is it taking a shit ton of medically inadvisable chemicals and being a hyperroided Area 51 animal for like a year until you die from cardiovascular complications?
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Drop bar while benching
Fpbp
Lots of deaths like that recorded even for inspiration
>Lots of deaths like that recorded
vid?
i can only bench 65kg
Put on as much weight as possible, ask someone you want to share your death with to spot you, drop on neck
>???
>Profit!
Or whatever
This is good advice. They will be impressed that a 135lb dyel is going for a 4 pl8 bench. They will be somewhat concerned when you make them do a 200lb curl to help you lift the bar off the rack. They will be in awe of your confidence as you switch to suicide grip. They will be filled with understanding when you put your grip to use.
Put your head through a noose made of piano wire, glue your hands to your head and decapitate yourself. It will look like you ripped your own head off.
using steroids and waiting
Getting on top the roof of a high building near an airport, filling up a bunch of balloons (enough to lift your weight), tying them all to a rope ending in a noose (with some slack), securing noose around your neck, then jumping off the building while also releasing the balloons.
This will cause your fit body to float around by the neck, causing many delays for air traffic and a huge effort to get your ass out of the sky, local news will pick you up and you'll most likely become a meme
>filling up a bunch of balloons (enough to lift your weight), tying them all to a rope ending in a noose (with some slack),
just fricking lol
being dead is the most catabolic state you can be in so none
>local man decapitates himself with homemade guillotine
Get a pacemaker and roid until your skin bursts
if you're suicidal just hop on roids
Shooting as many politicians and israelites as possible
Base-jumping maybe? It's a sport, a hell of fun and almost guaranteed to kill you if you do it often enough
Meh, that's more pol-tier.
Lifting:
1. 1RM squat with shit spotter but that is more like getting homocided
2. 1RM Guillotine bench press x failure. Preferably do it in home gym so nobody saves you. Do it inside a rack and use clippers.
Cardio:
1. Tape a metal pole to your head and trail running in a thunder storm
2. Slice your forearms and legs and go swimming in shark infested waters.
Its going to take alot of steroids lol. I did 4 10ml bottles in a week once and didnt die. You could maybe die if you did something like stacking oral methytren with superdrol and halotestin at mega high doses for each, easy liver failure right there.
Sorry 4 10ml in one day all that happened was that I got really strong and moddy
You should take every day as a gift, anon. I've known two people in the past couple of years who went into the doctor with what they thought were just a mild cough and some back pain and were dead within a month. I know you are joking, but if you were diagnosed with a terminal illness tomorrow, you would do anything to stay alive. Go to bed early tonight and make tomorrow count.
>if you were diagnosed with a terminal illness tomorrow, you would do anything to stay alive
you don't know his life, shut the frick up
Correct, but I believe it holds true for the majority.
Steroids, obviously. If you’re going to have a nice day why hold back? Become a fricking a monster.
>take excessive roids
>end up with failing organs
>can’t lift while you slowly die in your bed
The ones who have sudden heart attacks are the lucky ones.