what's the most autistic thing you do?
>i dont like eating food, so i just eat one 2000 calorie pizza at the end of the day to get it out the way
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I have obsessively attempted to replicate a pizza, I had once at a restaurant that no longer exists.
I have multiple note books with iteration on iteration. I've imported 20$ per pound flour but still I cannot reach the idealized form that I envision in my head.
My people tell me my pizza is the best they have ever tasted but it is nothing more than cardboard in comparison to my memory.
I will never stop until I replicate it.
maybe your oven doesn't get hot enough
this, get an oven thermometer, I guarantee that whatever temperature you set it at is actually way cooler than what you are looking for, fricking life changing
maybe you need to get fresh vine ripened tomatos from italy same with basil from the garden and that good mozz
It's a business. Don't worry about top quality, think of ways to cut corners and save money. Maybe ferment the sauce a little
it's a failed business. likely because they focused on quality instead of cutting corners
Post dough recipe
that reminds me of the buffalo wings from this one place that closed down. they were really good, juicy wings with the most amazing vinegary sauce. when they came out the vinegar smell was so strong that it kind of knocked the breath out of you when you first smelled them. best fricking things i've ever eaten; it's been at least 8 years and i can still taste them perfectly. i gotta recreate them now.
This reminds me of sex lives of the potato men where the guy is trying to recreate the taste of a vegana in a sandwich
What?
You should try to find the cook and ask him
More salt. The answer is always more salt, get the ingredients correct, add salt until you reach that flavor profile.
lol dyec
Yeah I'm supposed to take advice from people who eat plain chicken and rice. Frick off you clueless Black person. Salt brings out all other flavors, clearly you think I'm saying replace the flavor with salt. have a nice day NOW
This. People are afraid to use salt but it's the best thing to use when seasoning.
When I was a kid, something like 11 or 12, for my birthday in March, my mother gifted me a mimosa plant (touch-me-not, pic related). It was left on the cupboard shelf and dried out. I found the dried-out flower and the aroma was so enticing that I could not get enough of it. I'm sure if something akin to a cat sniffing catnip, it was a little "high". Then one day the plant disappeared (someone threw it out?) and ever since then I've been trying to replicate the smell - every year I would buy several flowers and let them dry out, but I could never get that exact smell which would plunge me into ignorant childhood just for one sniff...
are using brick oven or what
pretty based, best of luck.
For me it's two specific sandwiches, a turkey bacon club with honey mustard on ciabatta bread and a chicken pesto mozzarella one. Not as hard to replicate but every time I do it it's still not quite the same.
>the dude on the zah quest
godspeed anon
You need to add an emotional experience to the pizza
You're missing framing. Everytime I'm on vacation I drink some local wine and it tastes great. I buy the literal exact same bottle, bring it home and drink it at home and it just tastes mediocre.
The pizza was an experience. It wasn't only the taste. But the location, the smell, the environment, the memory. The people who were with you at the restaurant. The music they played. You will never get the same experience again. But you get to cherish it forever in your mind.
kino post
like the best hot choccy I ever had was crappy swiss miss mix in a styrofoam cup. But I was cold and tired and I was with my bros. No fancy hot chocolate can ever be that good.
Very based. I've been doing a similar thing, I'm trying to create the perfect pistachio pesto.
same but i succeeded because i saved the spice package and have it enshrined somewhere.
i just tried dozens of combinations and ratios of the spices mentioned in the ingredients
Can you share it with me?
its dutch
You're a legend anon, I wish I was this dedicated to anything and I wish I'll one day taste a pizza as good as the one I used to eat 14 years ago before the restaurant changed the ingredients or whatever and it turned to complete shit
Based
Btw it is impossible to replicate pizza in a home oven since it only gets to 500F but a pizza oven can get to 1000F
Buy a pizza oven for your backyard that might be the missing thing.
I had an incredible spicy pizza years ago and ever since I've been chasing that high.
U might wanna try appetite increasing drugs
besides pot (weed is for losers) what drugs are there?
Try to count every single separate piece of spaghetti in spaghetti
before i leave for work, i park at the end of my driveway and get out. i walk down the sidewalk to the left, there are exactly 17 concrete slabs. then i walk back. then i walk to the right. there are exactly 19 concrete slabs. i walk back to my car happy that they are still prime numbers.
i work away from home for 2 weeks at a time. i eat the same thing every day every hitch because i know exactly what ill spend, and how much food ill need to bring etc.
I workout to the sound of Lara's fortress of solitude.
Could be worse.
Im unable to keep my calories in control, if i eat too little i binge, if i eat too much, i frick up my eating schedules and everything goes to shit, so i buy the same two fresh made meals every day and eat them at the same exact time of the day. Its working so far.
I cannot fathom the idea of someone not enjoying food. Is there not one food you genuinely like?
Eating is too much of a hassle that takes away from lifting time, jerking off time and shitposting time.
not that anon but I understand him. For a long time I struggled with weight issues and I didnt even eat that much, and not in the fatass way of just conveniently ignoring all my snaking, I mean that I literally never had time to eat or sleep or do anything I enjoyed because for most of my life including now 80% of my time has been occupied with school and classes or work so intense I would regularly pull 48 hour days back to back
To this day all of this has had medical reprocussions that fricked up my back, destroyed my liver (I dont even drink lol), and basically made it that literally every single calorie I eat will be retained no matter what. In order to maintain a healthy weight I have to eat basically less than a thousand calories for the rest of my life or else my body will retain literally everything. I am very active, I walk at least 20 miles a week and live in a super hilly / mountainous city and regularly walk to and from school or work and even still my body is that moronic.
So at this point I just plain dont enjoy food or eating it at all because my body is actively working against me at all times. I eat just enough so my body can not shut down on me while I'm doing shit for school but besides that food just fricking sucks and I hate eating.
tl;dr 5'10 and now 170ish, my worst weight was 340 at one point and lost all of it just being in an incredibly strict calorie deficit for a year and it all evaporated. But now my body will retain fricking anything I consume because I have more or less lived in starvation mode for almost 20 years due to highly demanding school and work load. It got so bad my bone density reduced and resulted in a slipped disk so bad my doctors have said I can never do weight lifting ever again since the injury is more or less permanent, also liver fricking died without me even touching booze for same reasons as my back. Live generally just sucks and I only get joy from reading, music and walking.
TL;DR: dont overdo things like this turbowagie
By the time I started having medical issues I was just graduating high school, and most of the overworking was from pressure from parent since they were a wagie themselves and didnt want me to live paycheck to paycheck and thus went to the extreme and turbo tiger parented me until graduation.
So in reality it should just be tl;dr dont have a tiger parent and just be born into wealth lmao
That’s oddly hot anon
yeah I get anorexia is IST but I'm not a woman so I get no benefit from it. Men with eating disorders is more or less invisible or people dont take it seriously, and I dont get any more gfs than I did when I was heavier because I'm not le normie and all my interests and goals are more or less the exact opposite of what zoomers find interesting or attractive.
Shut the frick up
>Shut the frick up
yeah you try talking with these people when I got walked out on from a date because some girl asked me why I was in the field I was in and because it happened to be tangential to the military industrial complex she called me evil because america bad.
I'm not going to deal with these morons at least not for now I just dont want to deal with this shit especially now that israel / palestine happened and everyone fancies themselves the greatest advocate for israelites or muslims in the world.
Zoomers made politics and internet matter irl and I actually regularly wish they would go to these places themselves so they could shut the frick up for once lol
What is bro yapping about
Well I’m 21… think better of yourself anon
This time period just generally sucks to live in and I dont mean it in the moronic uncle ted way, more in the social attitudes are so moronicly inconsistent and people my age are actually braindead and change sociopolitical views like women change clothes lol.
At this point I just want to make money doing what I'm good at and be left alone, I get no joy from food or being around others and most people hang out with their friends by going out to eat in 2000+24 AD which is one of the things I can do very little of and do not enjoy lmao. Shit just sucks. I'm trying to get into drawing and other stuff so I can entertain myself more but if you dont share the views of a majority of zoomers you do legitimately get ostracized socially
I wish you the best 21yo anon and hope you dont get fricked like I do lol
Eh, I know what you mean about people being extremely braindead about politics and stuff but if you can find friends and communities around certain hobbies you’d be surprised how many zooms don’t care. Engage yourself with a game’s community, hobby, or whatever and you’ll find likeminded people, but you have to make that effort yourself and can’t be a lazy cripple
>can’t date dudes
Big sad, most zoomers are bi anon. You don’t sound like you are in a relationship at the moment so maybe you should reconsider and explore a bit. You don’t have to be in hairy muscular dudes, many shaven fem ones nowadays who will treat you better than anyone else could
>Big sad, most zoomers are bi anon.
being gay or bi in current year seems like easy mode sexually, my gay and bi friends have never had trouble getting partners as long as I've known them and both now have LTRs and their partners are also fun to hang out with. Must be nice having more options lol but I know with certainty I only like girls tho, every time I've seen one of the more feminine presenting gays I just never felt anything like I do when I've met the women I've been with. brain is too biologically wired for women lol idk what to say
Regarding the social stuff, I do have some friends but they all moved away after they finished school and people in my city are just generally buttholes it seems, and I've been propositioned on my political views within like a week or day of meeting someone without fail lol so it always ends up coming up at one point or another. For now I just keep in touch with a few over internet or discord and teach myself to do stuff I like like music and drawing.
Can I add you on discord anon? I like talking with you
sure, idk how that works on IST tho I guess post ur tag and I'll watch for it and just copy paste?
justabitkinope, yep
I want to kill you
Pussy
>pussy
For not wanting to lose the ability to use my legs hence why I'm taking their advice not to lift ever again? I dont get it lol I actually committed and lost over 150 lbs in 12 months
Congrats bro but most normal people were never fat fricks like you in the first place
cool, glad they have better genetics lol. I didnt choose to be and I was vindicated by doctors that it was my body being moronic when I was out of school for a year from my disk slipping and combined with the calorie deficit the weight was literally fricking melting off. I lost something like 12-15 pounds a month sitting on my ass not doing shit and when I started school again my weight started going back up even though I was eating the same amount and then had to compensate by eating even less. all of this being catalogued and counted and written down over the course of literal years.
>I didnt choose to be
Stopped reading here. Kys fatass
>Stopped reading here.
cool to know you like being moronic, wouldnt be IST if this wasnt true
>Kys fatass
I'm 5'10 170 lol, which you would know if you read the first post but I realize expecting people on here to actually read is too much so again cool to know you like being illiterate and moronic lmao
>5’10 170
Unless you are literally 10% bodyfat and shredded, that’s pretty fat
In what world is that fat you cretin.
I swear everyone on this board thinks anyone below 6ft is actually a 3ft goblin.
Anyone below 6 feet is a goblin
Read the whole thing, you sound very cute anon
>succeeded at losing weight but still mentally and physically fricked
>weak
>can’t fight back
That’s oddly hot, too
>>weak
>>can’t fight back
suddenly there is no way to work out if you cant lift weights lmao. What is kinesthetics?
You’ll never be as strong as a real man who can lift weights though, so yes, you are weak. That’s cute though, you don’t need to be strong or good at particularly anything
>you don’t need to be strong or good at particularly anything
I career maxxed so I guess it breaks even, even then I can still build muscle enough to where I'm satisfied so I'm alright with it, also kettlebells become your best friend if you cant lift and I love those lil homies like you couldnt believe
>You’ll never be as strong as a real man who can lift weights though, so yes, you are weak.
Cool, good thing if someone tries to do something to me I can just fricking shoot them since my state has constitutional carry. Idk lol I never wanted to be a bodybuilder anyways I just wanted to be able to blend into crowds by having an average height and build so it's not the worst thing in the world, and like I said before I can still work out in other ways and can still build muscle, I would just prefer to keep my ability to walk. If I did still lift and then lost my ability to walk and posted about it in here you all would call me morons for doing so anyways and call me a crippled moron, so I dont see a point in trying to please faceless words on a polish fishing forum
>I can just shoot them
Wow wow anon, I never proposed you entering a fight with someone else. I was simply discussing the fact that you will never achieve the same muscles as someone who can fully utilize weights. I don’t really like super muscular guys so it’s a good thing tbh.
>if I lost my ability to walk
I would probably rape you, but walking is pretty convenient so I too hope you don’t lose the ability.
Cute cripplenon
>Wow wow anon, I never proposed you entering a fight with someone else
>meanwhile in post two replies up
>>can’t fight back
kinda sounds like you did if you made an effort to say this, hence why I posted that I carry so that this never happens lmao.
>you will never achieve the same muscles as someone who can fully utilize weights.
true, but it's not the end of the world. I've had lots of women tell me the same thing you just did about not liking too much musculature so I guess it may work out in my favour anyways. Plus I can still develop some so its not like I get to just be a skeleton from now on.
>I would probably rape you, but walking is pretty convenient so I too hope you don’t lose the ability. Cute cripplenon
I see the reputation of this board being gay hasn't waned lmao
I was just talking about fighting back against me, I’m not particularly strong myself, but I’m certainly stronger than a half-cripple like you 🙂
It’s not gay, it’s bi. No wonder you’re so angry with zoomers, you barely even understand a boy’s feelings. You remind me a lot of one of my mentally ill troon friends in so many ways it’s insane.
>It’s not gay, it’s bi.
This is more or less a semantics difference lmao, I see more dudes talking about dudes here than talking about women or building their physique for women, so its still gay at the end of the day.
It's funny because I literally got more female attention pushing into my career and learning music than I did getting fitter lol, I didnt get any more attention being lean than when I was big, and I'm not even that short I've gotten away with calling myself 6 ft and girls never noticed. So much modern dating with zoomers is so superficial though and it just feels like a job to me, and I'm not gay so I cant just date dudes because I dont like dudes, shit just sucks lmao
This whole exchange is probably the worst thing I've ever read on IST. A man in Connecticut slit his wrists in the bathtub after reading it.
Damn anon. That’s tough. Good luck, man. Who knows, maybe things improve
you don't enjoy eating because now you have a bad relationship with it or you actually dont even enjoy the act of it anymore?
I use to now, but now I deal with the fact that food has become the most pleasurable thing I experience. Drugs and sex are easily btfo lmao
>I cannot fathom the idea of someone not enjoying food. Is there not one food you genuinely like?
You need to be literally mentally ill for that. It's not replicable by actual humans.
I will listen to one song for weeks/months before switching to a new song. I don't mind other songs but if I am working at my computer, same song over and over again.
If anyone has the screencap of the anon that listened 30000 times to on esong post it, I am at least less autistic than this guy
I like the song
Same, but usually only for 2 or 3 days.
>2000 kcal/day
no wonder everyone here is dyel.
I'm cutting on 2500
yes you are probably a big fat frick congratulations
not everyone is a twink like you
Im a twink I wish I was a bloatlord
Post a picture of your physique
Every time I take a shit I always close my ears. The sound of shit splashing into water bothers and discomforts me.
>doesn't throw toilet paper onto the water to stop splashing
Do better anon
How do I close my ears? Mine don't have earlids.
I do the opposite. Nothing funnier than pulling an almighty protein smellz assblaster at work or in a public restroom and walking out of there with full eye contact with the victims of the vicinity leaving the whole restroom fricking spent until the jannies get there.
You need to look into those poop shelves they have in toilets in Germany.
We have those in the Netherlands as well. It's objectively the superior toilet design.
>Some people disgust me just by looks. I wont look at them, talk or interact with them in any way
>I do things suboptimally at work so I can do more physical effort
>I like and dislike food based on texture, not taste
>I cant stand Cold water in my body. I will not shower if there is no hot water
I weigh my food and log it in my food tracking app to the tenth of a gram
What food tracking app do you use? I want to do this.
I am addicted to eating p3 and hillshire snack packs with meat, nuts, and cheese. Anything else slightly disgusts me
I eat the same exact one large meal every single day and it doesn’t bother me one bit. I still look forward to it every day even after two full years
What's the meal?
>fitness
Rooning in the exact same spot every time (almost every day). It’s 1 km round trip so for a 10k I just run 10 laps
MOAR AUTISTIC TRAITS PLZ IST
i eat most things in size order if i can - like if i have 5 potatoes on my plate i'll eat the smallest first and the biggest last
i have a game i play on stairs where if you can skip a stair (i.e. climb two in a step) you get +1 but if you step on a stair with anything else on it you get -1 and i really really want to finish any given set on a positive at the least
i always walk around whilst brushing my teeth, usually try and do some minor task at the same time, like closing curtains or something
>step on a stair with anything else on it
You mean like objects? Also what does 1 stair at a time (i.e. walking up stairs normally) do, is that just nothing?
yeah, or if there's other people then i count them. 1 stair at a time is 0, neither plus nor minus. taking three stairs at a time would score +2. skipping a stair with something on it scores 0, or stops you from losing a point.
I sometimes pretend im a famous streamer giving a life update when i need to collect my thoughts, and figure put the next step of my self development journey. Its kinda like rubber duck coding but for real life stuff.
>I sometimes pretend im a famous streamer giving a life update when i need to collect my thoughts, and figure put the next step of my self development journey. Its kinda like rubber duck coding but for real life stuff.
Is this the Zoomer equivalent of looking out the vehicle window imagining you're in a movie?
I dont jerk off after training, only before or on days where I don't since I believe it'll sap the T out of my body
I'm 34 and this is how I've lived since I was like 14. I didn't even know about terms like "intermittent fasting" or "OMAD."
My lunch is can of chicken with salt on it
My dinner is 1lb of ground turkey with salt on it
>follow the most moronic split imaginable for years and see results.
I literally only do every lift once a week for 10 sets and that's the entire work-out, every day is a different lift, but I only do one thing for hours.
today is overhead press day, I'm already done with my 10 sets though.
>counting calories using a food scale
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had to explain my methods to people who are over looking at me like I’m nuts asking me what I’m doing.
>going to great lengths to save money on food
I buy 25lb sacks of lentils and other legumes and keep a giant freezer with bulk items bought from Costco in it. I only grocery shop once a quarter.
>I I me my I mine
Nobody cares about your life story
Then stop after reading the first “I” if you don’t like it you fricking homosexual.
none of you can beat me
>fjord bjord llerkin jerkin
IKEA language?
i bought all different types of yoghurt and cottage cheese with no tasste additives.
then graded them, and finally in the colored columns i did the following
first = protein per eurocent (red is expensive green is cheap)
second is price per kg (red is expensive green is cheap)
third = calories per protein gotten (red low protein green high protein)
fourth = amount of proteins per calorie (red is low protein green is high protein)
on the bottom you see a green strip that does the same for protein but it is chicken breast
i ended up with the 2 i colored green on the far right about 1/3th down.
This is the exactly what I would do and I understand why you need to do this for yourself, anon. If more people scrutinised their diets, macro/protein content, and price point comparison, we'd have a very healthy and frugal society of thinkers. You are doing splendidly.
Do you also do this for other food types?
not like this, but i have a chart for cheese and stroopwafels to compare tastes, mouthfeel and general quality.
there is no need for me to do this for other stuff like potato's.
the above 2 where just done to find the best ones, i know they are garbage food (well cheese can be okay) so i need to eat little of them anyway.
when i got into yoghurt i had 10 different stores selling 3 different items. so i needed something.
i dont really have other food like that. maybe il do rye bread but thats only like 5-10 types and all stores have the same
>and stroopwafels
The Albert Heijn stroopwafels are the best ones when it comes to price vs quality imo. Which ones did you conclude were the best?
correct,
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I don't eat out. I don't order food. I only eat meat when offered to not offend the host. I don't eat every day. I rip the labels off canned food. I built a backstrap loom and spent three days weaving a scarf. That might just be bipolar disorder not autism. Hard to tell sometimes.
I have to make sure whatever bench/machine/ treadmill etc. I'm using is aligned either with the wall if its a forward facing exercise, or the ceiling tiles/ airvents if its bench or any other upward facing exercise. Otherwise the movements feel like shit to me.
Every autism test I've taken has shown I don't have autism. The only thing I do is listen to songs on repeat. I didn't even know that was a sign of autism until recently.
You also post on IST, an extremely strong indicator of autism.
Except for a few special cases, I shit and piss at the exact same times every day. When I travel to a different timezone o get very upset due to this schedule changing.
I add up the digits in almost every number I see to check if it's divisible by 3
Browsing a website like IST where every post is designated by an 8 or 9-digit number must be pure agony for you then? Or are you able to do it mentally really quickly?
I didn't know how to brush my teeth until my late twenties. My parents neglected me completely, I wasn't fed, barely clothed, not taught anything outside of school. The only thing they did was scream and hit me if I didn't get good grades. So my entire existence was studying and reading and daydreaming. I never even had a toothbrush. My teeth are only okay because I drink so much water, but one tooth has a kinda sunken in thing at the root on back. Anyway now I have upstairs and downstairs toothbrush. Upstairs for deep cleaning, downstairs I have it so I can brush my teeth while watching my TV show after meals. My mother tries to deny her neglect by saying well you should have asked me for a toothbrush, why didn't you tell me you needed food? And wearing your parents clothes not a problem. She used to make me wear womens underwear so now I struggle with mens stuff because it feels too rough. She didn't want to buy me anything and just gave me her old period stained panties. I try not to think of just how far behind my peers I was and still am because of these lazy, incompetent morons.