What’s the most embarrassing thing that happen at your gym or happen to you at the gym IST
Whats the most embarrassing thing that happen at your gym or happen to you at the gym?
What’s the most embarrassing thing that happen at your gym or happen to you at the gym IST
Farting loud at the bottom of a squat. I've done it several times
moaning like i came buckets on the last rep.
Getting pinned under 95lb bench and a very concerned dude who was ohping 2pl8 hurrying to save me. Been a very long time but I haven't forgotten. Not like there's any harm rolling it at that weight so I don't understand the worry.
Holy shit, you're a pathetic homosexual. What's the matter, was 95lbs too much for your tiny limpwristed arms? Your ancestors would be ashamed of you.
since he said it was a long time ago, they should be proud he didn't act like a b***h and let judgy homosexuals like you stop him from continuing to work out and get stronger.
It doesn't matter. If your wrists are so frail you couldn't handle 95lbs, at any point as an adult male, it's over for you. Your genetics are total shit.
Being overly negative is the real homosexual move.
This is the gayest tryhard post on this site atm.
who was so hypercritical of you as a child
My father, he diddled my bootyhole every time I didn't meet his expectations. Needless to say, I cope with the pain by being obnoxious on the internet.
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>uhhhh here's an excuse to why I can't
Like clockwork
>your ancestors...
You don't go to the gym.
goodnmorningsirs
Lol same happened to me. My bench kept getting worse and worse, turns out i fricked my rotator cuff
>Not like there's any harm rolling it at that weight
I saw some crazy fricker roll 275.
Almost like he knew he was going to fail it because he didn't waste any time struggling under it.
Don't let that shit eat at you. I belive in you big guy
This happened to me too but it was my boxers that split, not my shorts. But its somewhat scary cause your shorts + boxers provide some tension during the lift and it breaking releases some tension
Pinched a nerve in my lower back trying to put back someone else's weights left on a machine. Completely ruined the rest of my workout that day and put me out of commission for at least two weeks. Form matters even with lighter weights, my dudes.
True true.
Last Tuesday I was warming up with 135lb squats. Right out of the hole my back felt like it collapsed in on itself.
Finished the Rep but was on my back unable to move for 3 hours.
Had to crawl to the toilet to piss later that night.
One week later the pain is gone but stiffness is still there and I'm terrified of this happening again.
>squatting 3pl8 on my shitty tiny fricking gym
>6:30 pm, crowded as frick, lots of seniles
>old hag decides it's a good idea to do crunches 2 feet away from the plates at the end of the squat bar
>finish, start to unrack
>2 plates on one side, next to the old hag, 1 plate on the other
>for some reason I daydream and accidentaly remove the 1 plate
>the side with two plates dives and the side with no plates goes flying up
>one plate falls of the bar, hits the ground no less than 1ft away from the face of the lady so old she looked just like death itself
>after that the bar gets stuck diagonally on the rack somehow with the plate dangling just barely hanging on to the bar
>complete silence in the entire gym except for the obnoxious remix of a 2000's pop song
>everyone is looking
>the lady says "woah, you almost killed me"
>i say "yeah, sorry"
>proceed to finish unracking it
>go home
good bait
how is that bait?
I almost did that once too, the bar went up. Luckily the weights didn't fall off and there was nobody near it tho.
An older lady once got under my bar though while I was OHPing and got hit on the head. Frequently I'll see people standing very close to me while lifting too, so I could see that happening as well.
>Frequently I'll see people standing very close to me while lifting too
If a homosexual is standing too close and not paying attention that they are in my zone I just let it rip and bump them.
it's a legit story.
yes, I have also hit a moronic woman while I was doing OHP on the very same squat.
this time it was 2pm, probably 10 people on the gym, and a moronic woman decides it's a good idea to do lateral raises or whatever the frick very close to the squat rack.
I started the set, then she started her's. she then hits her hand on the end of the bar and proceeds to complain, even the instructor came talk to me.
Said I was sorry but she was way too close.
always women. i'm not a women-hating incel but goddamn I've seen slags do some moronic shit at the gym.
>on the very same squat.
on the very same rack.
frick.
How the frick do people ever need to get that close to you? Its the opposite for me everyone avoids me even though im the resident manlet.
I wasn't embarrassed, but this was "embarrassing". Not the worst either but happened recently.
> be me
> doing squats at the squat rack, in front of a big mirror that covers the entire wall
> qt 3.14 sets up behind me and starts doing rows
> we glance at each other
> I kneel down to drink from my water bottle
> Somehow I manage to spill the entire water bottle on the floor
> qt 3.14 tries to hide her giggling
I accidentally leaned against some wet paint and my clothes got covered in paint.
Ahaha
Thanks for the laugh, frog man!
I hope it was green paint
Triggered acute piriformis syndrome while doing warmup squats. Tremendous noise as DYEL 1plate crashes to the ground, and I legitimately had to sit on the ground in the squat rack for 15 minutes because I couldn't move my leg.
I couldn’t get 205 up on bench a second time. This girl was on her phone next to me but didn’t notice so some old dude finally does and runs over to help me. Luckily no one really noticed and I laughed it off and had a nice workout. Made fun of myself to the older dude a few minutes later and thanked him. I’ve been humbled so much in my life I didn’t really care. I laugh about it now.
Im gay
>being lmao 2 plates
>no spotter
>no clips (this has saved me before from being stuck under the weight)
>some dyel but hot PT (female) comes and yells at me to put clips on the bar in front of everyone
>"i n-need this f-for safety"
>she responds loudly with "i don't care, put the clips on now"
>i put the clips on in shame
>so emasculated i can't even finish my reps
benching*
i was not being plates
Imagine being this much of a beta
Nta but wwyd differently in this situation?
"No, i won't put the clips on" then continue with my workout while ignoring her.
It's most likely a gym safety policy, they don't give a shit about your personal preferences, dumb powershitter.
Commercial gyms have certain policies in place to prevent them from getting sued left and right when morons do dumb shit. They don't want to go bankrupt just to cater to ego lifters and wannabe powersharters.
Anyone who has ever owned a business will tell you that the gym will, with 100% certainty, kick you out for refusing to comply.
If you want to pretend you're an athlete go lift in a home gym or some non-commercial gym.
This has 100% happened before and they're not gonna risk it happening again.
>go lift in a home gym
Why, in fact, i do.
I'm not a cuck.
So some random female was just in your home scolding you?
>get kicked from the gym
Despite rules being posted requiring them I've never been so much as talked to for not putting clips on my bench press across 6 gyms, both commercial chain and university
Just use the safeties you beta moron. There is literally no reason to drop plates on the ground and swing a barbell uncontrolled to save yourself after failing a set.
I've gotten the clip shit from my school gym. Fricking aggravating. Insurance companies and their enablers deserve the rope.
doing abs and resting between sets when ii feel tension in my lower abdominal area. all of a sudden tightens up and im sitting on the floor swaeting for 5 minutes until i can pull myself up and go to the locker room
i've been to the gym for over a decade and virtually no one has acknowledged my presence or even made eye contact. does that count?
holy shit youre me
I shat myself.
>be me after a long day with a few hours of sleep
>tired as frick, but still have to hit the gym
>workout normally, but zoned out because of exhaustion
>time to do some squats
>wonder where all the 45's are
>"oh, there's a few in a rack next to me"
>start to remove the plates
>realize that you're literally taking somebody else's plates from his bar while he's resting next to it
>stop it when you realize what the frick you are doing
>put the plate back to bar
>see the guy just staring and thinking who knows what
>don't bother to explain myself
>feel like an absolute moron
>continue my workout feeling like an absolute moron
Oh well...
People are pretty understanding if you just tell them you're spaced out. I've done similar things and we have a good laugh about it. Made a good friend at my gym that way.
>be me don’t have best relationship with son
>suspect he’s embarrassed around me in public
>2 for 1 gym membership special
>sign is both up
>convince son to join me
>he agrees
>gym induction day arrives
>chad personal trainer shows us around
>before we lift, we must stretch
>chad PT shows us some stretches
>me and son laying side by side on gym mats
>”time to stretch those ham strings, grab your calves and pull them towards you”
>grab calve
>pull
>PHHFFFFFT
>*sharts*
>s…sorry
>chad PT laughs then smells it
>son stands up, walks out
>walk out after him
>he doesn’t say a word
>never spoken about it since
>never been back to gym
>cancelled memberships 1 year later when my debit card expired
top lel
Jesus frick dadnon
Christ
i cant stop laughing
I frickin' love you, Tom
I've let out utterly terrifying caveman howls trying to deadlift for the first few times in a Gold's Gym