What's the most intense work out one can do? I mean one where 5 minutes seems like an hour?

What's the most intense work out one can do? I mean one where 5 minutes seems like an hour?

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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    wiener and ball torture

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Try doing 5 minutes of burpees, be prepared to clean up the vomit

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      jumping rope much harder

      to be fair I jog in place for a couple seconds between burpees

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jumping rope is vastly easier, I can't believe you could compare them. But maybe it's your technique or something, once you get good at jumping rope it's like light cardio. When I was a boxer I could knock out multiple rounds of jumprope and barely break a sweat, one round of burpees is torture.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          no WAY dude. 2min straight jumproping is easier than like 15 burpees? frickouttahere

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, two minutes of bouncing on my toes is easier than two minutes of alternating pushups and jumpsquats, no question, not even in the same ballpark. I'm not sure it's possible to jumprope hard enough to vomit, but you could certainly get there with burpees.

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Non stop deadlifts or bag carries. I Carrie's 20 80-pound bags if mortar the other day from a truck into a basement and that was my workout for the day. Did it as fast as I could.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Carried**

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  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Squats for reps with pauses

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait for your beloved to reply

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine her giving you that stern look as she pisses on your face

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I prefer my woman to give me a loving and caring look when she pees in my mouth. Gives me hella feels.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's more an after pooping on my chest thing IMHO

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm serious my dude. My woman looks at me like a mother breast feeding a nee born when she pees in my mouth. It's simply heaven.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            that's more an after pooping on my chest thing IMHO

            ITT: celibate men having cybersex with each other

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              >its impossible for anyone to have sex outside missionary

              Weirdo.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                You got caught homosexual. Cope

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Says the virgin high on copium

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    8x6" veined dildo sliding in and out of your rekt'm

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Waiting for your black bull to finish with your wife

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    sprinting I guess

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    battling ropes are up there

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

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  11. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Max meters on a rowing machine.
    Seriously a max effort 2km on a rowing machine is unlike any other exercise using every energy system your body has available both upper and lower body.
    Realistically 5 minutes of anything won’t be that bad because it’s still pretty anaerobic…but once you start getting above 6-8 minutes you will literally see heavens gate from the combo of aerobic, anaerobic, and creatine phosphate systems

  12. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sled pulls to failure. Sets my fricking quads on fire like nothing else.

  13. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking your mom.

  14. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    So do i do burpees ??

  15. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    burpees, simple as

  16. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    heavy ass farmer walks

  17. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's crazy about women's pants is that 5% of it covers their legs and 95% of it covers their fat disgusting pig bellies.
    I hate women

  18. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    10 reps of any exercise where each rep is exactly 1 minute while using the highest weight possible.

  19. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    How has noone said planks or L sits yet?

  20. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hard sparring with 5minute rounds

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Try hard drilling
      >takedown
      >standup
      >takedown
      >standup

  21. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Carrying a heavy object over a distance
    Some kindergarteners wanted to move a boulder to ride their bike through
    Must have weighed 300+lbs. Squatted down and hoisted it about 10 feet. Absolutely fried me

  22. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Max effort air bike sprints are probably pretty hard

  23. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go to the gym
    Find the bicycle machine (it looks like a bicycle but has no wheels and is attached to the ground)
    Push the little plus button until the number is at maximum
    Now start pumping the feet thingies hard until your speed reaches 40mph
    Go until failure, rest 2 minutes, and try again for 10 sets
    You now look like picrel

  24. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    20 rep breathing squats

  25. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    *ahem*

  26. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    high rep squats or deadlifts, hill sprints

  27. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Max resistance bike or battle ropes.

  28. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    100 kettlebell swings

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