What's the most universally attractive body a man could have?

What's the most universally attractive body a man could have?
>Girls will ask you for your number constantly and seethe if you reject them
>Gay guys will harass you
>Straight guys will be handsy and feel up on you specially when drunk
Serious answers only

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  1. 7 months ago
    Brandon

    Lean with light muscle Jesus Christ
    You know what frick you it's Sam suleks ogre ass sulek max like a fat fricking moron.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ascended ottermode (80-90% natty peak at 12-15% bodyfat).

    • 7 months ago
      I ignore women

      If this is 90% of the natty limit then I would start roiding immediately

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its attainable and sustainable. Not a bad mode at all.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          lmao not even close
          brad probably has 3-4x the chest mass/volume you have here

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          height and weight?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            186cm 77.5kg/6'1 170lbs

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shit build

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your abs look sick what's your favorite exercises and volumes?
          Currently a fan of hanging leg raises and bicycle

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Checked. I don't train abs at all just pullups and compounds. I walk around 10k steps a day tho, that helps.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://dioxyme.com/pages/maximum-muscular-potential-calculator

        women aren’t attracted to male bodies, all that matters is acquiring status that places you above other men in the social hierarchy. having a fit body might help with this since it will cause weaker males to act submissive in your presence, but it’s not the body itself that attracts women, rather the confidence that it brings

        women are not monolithic

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lifting natty for 2 years on a vegetarian diet, definately attainable

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          height and weight?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            5ft3 roughly 140lb on a heavy day

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            5’9 160lb

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              damn one needs way less mass to look good than i anticipated. what's you legs like?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Big enough to not fit in most pairs of jeans but I do store a decent amount of fat on my quads so not a ton of definition. Squat is sitting around 295lb

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            5'4 295 on an avg day

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            5'5 on the day of saint Paul the apostle

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            7'5" 400lbs

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You look great, what's your routine?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks man
            Started off on a pretty basic PPL split but had trouble with legs not recovering in time so switched to a four day split (chest, back, arms, legs) with dedicated quad and hamstring days. I don’t follow any specific routine, just try to train to failure on most sets, about 3 exercises per muscle group, around 4-5 sets each.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          pose cold without pump and dont suck in the abs, then let's see that pic again

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not that big of a difference imo

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hollywood
      >natty
      board is dead, gg

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >thinking you need to roid for that physique

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          you for sure dont
          but brad pitt for sure did

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          you need to roid for that physique
          You don't need to, but its 40 year old Brad Pitt he 100% roids

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >natty
      >posts roider
      Not gonna happen. That physique requires self control which Americans don't have (Brad Pitt is American)

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      How much does he weigh/what is his ffmi?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        go to your local gym and tell me how many people look like that

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >12-15% bodyfat
      Pic related is not 12-15
      More like 10

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think Achilles in Troy is closer. Has slightly more musculature

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    women aren’t attracted to male bodies, all that matters is acquiring status that places you above other men in the social hierarchy. having a fit body might help with this since it will cause weaker males to act submissive in your presence, but it’s not the body itself that attracts women, rather the confidence that it brings

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      ugly cope. Remember alpha fricks beta bucks and cucks

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        that’s because tall attractive men will be treated as natural leaders without any effort on their part, and getting a fit body only helps with that. but all of it is nullified if you somehow still manage to be a shy stuttering autist without any skills in life and gets charisma mogged everywhere he goes

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          shut the frick up no one cares about 'muh introvert', 'muh extrovert' get mad + sub-6'3 + no jaw + no chin + no under eye support + no zygomas + no maxillary projection
          eat shit and die subhuman

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            uhh i’m 6’1 white skin sharp jawline edgy undereye bags prominent cheekbones cute overbite elf looking boy with anxiety YOU DIE

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              no I won't, come over here and show me what those elven lips are all about homie

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                sorry you don’t have enough charisma or status for me to be turned on keep trying though maybe one day

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                rolling

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                you’re not guiding me anywhere with that stopp

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                what thing anon? I'm not doing anything at all

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >can’t admit that i’m right
                >tries distracting me instead
                being shy around girls doesn’t make someone gay btw sorry if that wasn’t clear

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >get mad + sub-6'3 + no jaw + no chin + no under eye support + no zygomas + no maxillary projection
            Meds.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong, try not being ugly

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        i’m cute thoughever
        ugly gremlin dudes can get laid if they’re well composed and have obtained the respect of others, it’s just rare that they ever do. this doesn’t really apply to dating apps though which are looks-focused before anything else

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >’I’m cute’
          You’re a homosexual anon. Sorry to tell you.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            nah straight guys can be cute too it’s just taking a different strategy

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              what's the strat? I only ever got called cute

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                cute means non threatening. you can get others to like you by being really friendly at all times, asking people questions and showing interest or even genuine excitement when they respond. be silly and don’t take yourself too seriously. your happiness will become infectious and everyone will start to love having you around. you’ll start getting lots of hugs and cuddles because you’re safe to share physical affection with. be aware that men who are caught up in appearing dominant won’t know how to respond to this because you’ll have basically disarmed them by shifting the social environment into one that they can no longer operate in. but you can start to warm their cold callused hearts and even they will start to admire you, it’s simply the best

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Frick. I've been called cute my whole life. And I always hated it. I wanted to be manly and dominant. I've been hitting the gym for years at this point. Women still call me cute...but I sense an underlying air of disappointment...like they know I'm pretending to be something I'm not.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                dang 🙁 i think being cute is nice but i guess it makes sense that not everyone wants that

                cool. i am that person. now tell me how do i pull women? i always end up with those that only use me for my easily given attention and nothing else

                hmm, usually if i can form a conversation with just them and we chat for long enough then there’s a decent chance they’ll be interested. like just finding an opportunity to know that you can connect one on one

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                hmm no sadly barely works

                You just have to hold back some (but not all) of that attention. When they find you cute + know you don't give it away to everyone like candy, they will signal for you to pursue in literally every language other than verbal. If you pick up on it in time, simply ask for their number and you're in. That's the game plan. Cold approaches are dumb and forced in my opinion. Most if the women you should pursue should be through organic interaction.

                > they will signal for you to pursue in literally every language other than verbal
                yeah well if that's the case then i know what the problem is. i have no fricking clue what those signals actually look like

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                cool. i am that person. now tell me how do i pull women? i always end up with those that only use me for my easily given attention and nothing else

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You just have to hold back some (but not all) of that attention. When they find you cute + know you don't give it away to everyone like candy, they will signal for you to pursue in literally every language other than verbal. If you pick up on it in time, simply ask for their number and you're in. That's the game plan. Cold approaches are dumb and forced in my opinion. Most if the women you should pursue should be through organic interaction.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You mean being sensible enough to navigate relationship and to build genuine connections?
                Dominant guy can be excellent at that too.
                You ever meet like actual fighters state champions, they are dom, they can actually kill, but at the same time woman be calling them cute, they don't have to play cute, do you feel me? they are really really nice but they absolutely kills.
                They are super smart they know exactly what's going on and how to navigate high class social situations too!

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    3.5 inches of AmEx Platinum plastic.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >picrel
    big enough to mog 99% of men, but not so big that you look like a freak.
    Both men and women will admire you.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women think that's too big tho. Not in terms of height since that guy is a turbomanlet

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        i think a small amountof women would think thats too big, put him in normal shorts/jeans or a tshirt and women will love it whether they admit it or not they love strong men

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        that guy is 6'2", which is atleast above average unless your brain is fried by incel websites

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Admiration and sexual attraction are different. You will obviously stand out with this body but I don't think women and straight men will be as drawn to you sexually compared to other physiques

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Height

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed. Based art/Michelangelo enjoyer.

      https://i.imgur.com/jihu0ZI.jpg

      shut the frick up no one cares about 'muh introvert', 'muh extrovert' get mad + sub-6'3 + no jaw + no chin + no under eye support + no zygomas + no maxillary projection
      eat shit and die subhuman

      >Believe me bro I'm a huge alpha male
      >this is not even my final cringe
      If this user is older than 12 then he's heavily moronic.
      kys

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Serious answers only
    tall

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Height

      Not necessarily. If you're like 5'10 you'll be taller than most women so they'll find you attractive. And most guys will see you as an equal or slightly inferior but not in a manlet way. This maximizes your appeal 100%

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I was to ever write something this dejected I hope I would at least have the forethought to immediately after commit suicide

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You will never have a good enough body to cover up your insecurities and autism.

    Lift for yourself, not girls.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's a slightly chest hairy buff dude that used to be posted who was slim but ripped. Can't find the pic but that's what women want

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I said men and women, including straight men

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    12% body fat with decent amount of muscles no less than 6 ft tall

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lean and mean

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    be black
    everything else is optional

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is for men as in human. Black folk are subhuman and come in juvenile male or adult male.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lean body, wide shoulders, good muscle definition, light skin, blue or green eyes, pre-frontal cortex

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tall, slim, good-looking face.

    If you have that you don't even need the gym or working out.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is anime so closely linked to trannies? Not every anime watcher I'd a troony but it seems like every troony is an anime watcher. What gives?

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    was that like somehow hot or sexy?
    any female here? can you tell me?
    what level of abs are consider hot?

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