whats the point in having a huge squat if you can beaten up by some random dadbod dyel like pic related?
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whats the point in having a huge squat if you can beaten up by some random dadbod dyel like pic related?
he's a complete wreck of a human being so it's a good trade-off
MMA is not real fighting
Neither is boxing. What's your point?
Didnt say anything about boxing. Why do mmalets have such hateboner for boxers? Boxing is a sport it never claimed to be "da real fight frfr"
Jon Jones would be even better at real fighting because he's a psycho
No he's not.
It actually is.
It's just not rough and tumble.
What’s the point of training to fight if you look like shit and can get shot/jumped?
None of you exclusively go outside with a gun or knife, so what's the point of even bringing it up?
>guy attacks you while you're grocery shopping or some shit
>oh let me go home and grab my gun first (that I probably don't even actually own)
you sound ridiculous
>guy attacks you while you're grocery shopping or some shit
I careermog you and don't live in an area where that's a remote possibility.
what's the point of spending three decades training if I can just stab jon jones with a knife
whats the point in going to knife school for 3 years if i can just shoot you
What’s the point of going to gun school if I can just go to bulletproof school?
What's the point of bulletproof school if i can just go to super anti-bulletproof gun school
what's the point of going to school if I can just delta quit delta?
>needing to point and aim
You're already ded
>tfw I’m the fastest draw west of the Mississippi
Whats the point of going to a gun range for 3 years if I can just hire an assassin to take you out? Ultimately, money is the greatest of weapons
Good luck hiring an assassin after I freeze your accounts and attack your credit score, goyim
whats the point of going to the gun range if I can drone strike you from the comfort of an undisclosed location at the moment of my choosing?
>roiding for this
Triple shot of semen. Roids really do make you gay i see.
That random dadbod dyel can squat more than 99% of IST
I have love in my life and he doesn't. I have already won.
How should I train to beat Jon "Bones" Jones?
Just put a pace on him like reyes or be a one legged Brazilian like santos and you’ll beat him
Joe Rogan says Jones is the GOAT how can I beat him like this.....Please give me a real plan
Joe Rogan is a middle-aged failed comedian on a shitload of drugs with a podcast why would you take anything he says seriously?
idk he appears a lot in my youtube shorts and the epic music in the background makes whatever he says sound legit.
I looked up Reyes, he lost to jones so why would I copy him?
And santos looks like shit too.
don't forget your booster shot you queer
>Jon Jones
>GOAT
LMAO GSP was still so much better than anyone else it's not even funny
And now he's doing a comeback 10 years later and completely staining his legacy.
It’s in grappling not mma, it has no bearing on his mma career
But GSP lost to people and Jones didn't.
GSP didnt juice and didnt blind half of his opponents after blowing their kneecaps
Jones has been beaten by decision twice and has a disqualification loss, he’s been gifted decisions he shouldn’t have been
Shit I looked it up and you're right. I thought he was undefeated because of Joe Rogan. My bad bro
But then again he was just disqualified
>points losses
such as?
Santos and Reyes
Jones did lose like once or twice, also just because a fighter has lost before doesn't mean that he is not good, GSP did lose but then he got the rematch and just beat the shit out of the people he lost to, never losing to them again
Jones never lost a fight wtf are you saying homie
Literally use Google you ape
Can't tell if you're trolling but Jones' only loss is because he was throwing illegal elbows while beating the absolute piss out of Matt Hamill.
does he ever even fight clean? not to mention his constant PED usage, i would hate to be a fighter and people are saying hes better than me when hes juiced to the moon and back
Lol, joe rogan just pushes whatever narrative the ufc tells him to, he used to say Mighty Mouse was the goat, ignoring gsp and how genuinely overpowered his career was, but then when Mighty Mouse left the ufc he started saying jones
Plus he prétends jones never took steroids, not that I care too much cause that’s not the main reason jones is a fraud, but atleast pretend like you give a shit about PEDs
Bro even Henry Cejudo says Mighty Mouse is a GOAT.
I really feel like you’re trolling but if you’re not, he’s a, but he’s not the, he’s top 5 but gsp is first, silva might be ahead of him too
Ohhhh right the ranking.
I read in a IST thread that GSP was juicing though
gsp was juicing in his early career
>read in a IST thread that GSP was juicing though
Everyone back then was juicing
>Plus he prétends jones never took steroids
Every time Joe Rogan says Jon Jones is "the most naturally gifted fighter" I cringe so hard.
I mean, lets be honest, top 20 of every weight class is all roidtroons, so the field is level
We're just talking about picograms. There's not even an SI abbreviation for how much gear I'm running
Except they didn't beat him
Except they did and the only way you can say they didn’t is “jones moved forward and that counts for something!”
>> beaten up by some random dadbod
If he is going to cheat and grab the cage, front kick my knees, poke my eyes, pop for steroids and drunk drive his car into my pregnant wife's car then I think nobody will care if I use a gun.
He can squat 500lbs, not to depth though and is probably good for 450 to depth
jones spent 3 years bulking to become a powersharter bro, his SBD is 500 365 620 lmao
And being strong is supposed to be a bad thing because.........
because unless you can beat up every person in the world it is useless, apparently
Just go fight at HW then.
He has a strong squat though
>A professional fighter could beat you
Jon Jones is also 5'19'' and lift heavy regularly.
https://youtube.com/shorts/p645LSvAR-8?feature=share
How can Jon look flabby but ripped at the same time?
he has a huge squat and deadlift homosexual
That loser had to roid to win fights. Total fraud like all ufc posers.
Any combat sport requires good leg muscles for all that movement, so keep squatting.
He lost fair and square to a lifter
Do you really believe that fitness and personal goals in health are all about who can best whom in a fistfight? Are you just larping as a 14yo moron? I will literally pull a gun out and shoot you before you touch me, and then go back to ironing out the balance in my handstands
That’s literally all that matters in life you can be worth a trillion dollars but if you can’t beat up every other man on earth no one will ever respect you
someone like putin could have jon jones neutered or strung up on a pole with his throat slit with the click of his fingers
whats the point in being able to fight if you dont have real power?
I doubt Putin could do that so easily, he's been caught several times trying to execution people on foreign soil. The feds would go apeshit if he targeted a well-known civilian with no known connection to Russia or Russian issues. Even his inner circle would raise eyebrows thinking he might have gone mad and this could lead to trouble at some point.
My gf is a gymnast and a taekwondo expert, super flexible, super lightweight, and can easily injure me badly if she wanted to using merely her kicks.She's got really good skils. She can't lift for shit though. Yet I lift, why ? Cuz I like it. It's what I'm good at, fighting is what she's good at.
I can easily squat him and he won't be able to do a thing about it.
He lifts more than you though.
IST is apparently now full of dyels who can't fathom the division between aesthetics and athletics.
Jon Jones can bench 500lbs for reps, you've all just spent so long beating off to show ponies you forgot what a work horse looks like.
Because I like standing up without using my upper body