What's with zoomers and this "sleeper build" cope?
Do they just do some curls for 15 minuets and leave?
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What's with zoomers and this "sleeper build" cope? Do they just do some curls for 15 minuets and leave?
What's a minuet?
Yep that's his fapping arm
A piece of classical music.
I hate that Black person so much. I wish I never had to see his stupid face recommended to me ever again
Dont forget his video about how purebloods are moronic and you should le heckin take the vaxx
Source? Only seen a couple vids of this homosexual but he’s always given major homosexual vibes
Why did you post the edit?
how it started:
>I want to end corruption
how it ended:
>*gets corrupted by the ESG hivemind, defends pharmaceutical giants live on the internet*
I miss his pre face reveal vids. Good times and only lets play style content
The funny ended when he grew his hair long
holy shit, I thought it was just a meme
I've never watched him, but I hate him because I have friends who get all of their information on any topic through him and YouTubers like him.
>be me
>work on "AI" recommender systems
>talking about AI image generation with some friends
>"dude, it's all just copying art from a huge database of artists, Charlie talked about this on stream, let me send you the clip"
>point out that's not how deep learning works
>"dude, you haven't seen the clip yet, here watch it"
>it's a 5 minute video of him poorly summarizing a pop-sci article from some Kotaku-style rag on why 'Stable Diffusion bad'
>lose 5 IQ points just watching him ramble
this guy is a hard coper in general. You should see the shit he posts about his basketball group. He says its pretty serious, then posts some "highlight" clips and its a bunch of people literally just standing around doing nothing while one guy lightly jogs around with the ball. The fact that he calls himself a sleeper build because he has a slight bit of bicep when he's like 5'5" is an absolute joke. I don't know why he's so insecure about his physicality so much that he's always bringing it into his videos. I like watching him, but when he starts doing this stuff it's really hard to not think he's pathetic
>I don't know why he's so insecure about his physicality so much that he's always bringing it into his videos
He does it under the veil of irony and slight self-deprecation so that it doesn't look like he's obsessed with his physical shortcomings (pun unintended). This makes it more likely that people compliment and it doesn't seem disengenuous.
he's like 5'2 not 5'5
I don't know who he is and why he is popular o___O
Most youtubers are popular because youtube wanted them popular
Boomer here, a decade ago he got known for making commentary videos while playing video games. Like pewdiepie basically. He branched out to other stuff as well.
Do you think he is big? He is a skelly.
He’s 5’6” btw
>5’6”
LOL!
There is no way he's 5'6
i'm 5'6 and this guy looks like he wouldn't even be shoulder level with me
No wonder he didn't want to fight Sneako
What the hell, what the HECK
he's 160
sleeper build? this dude has a fricking coma build man
All you have to say when someone says:
>I have a sleeper build
No, you're just small and wearing a baggy shirt.
That's a pretty respectable bicep IRL
>sleeper build
I've just found out about it because of this thread. It's clearly lower gene pool cope. People who put the work but don't get the visual results. I'm not even mad, life was just unfair to them. Let them have their Tik Tok moment.
>I've just found out about it because of this thread. It's clearly lower gene pool cope. People who put the work but don't get the visual results. I'm not even mad, life was just unfair to them. Let them have their Tik Tok moment.
It's like the guys who are part of the "aesthetics" crew. It's a cope for not being able to get huge after blasting massive amounts of roids due to shitty muscle building genetics.
>It's like the guys who are part of the "aesthetics" crew. It's a cope for not being able to get huge after blasting massive amounts of roids due to shitty muscle building genetics.
Then on the other end of the spectrum you have guys who effortlessly end up on the Mr Olympia stage after a few cycles. Everything just flows for them, they start working out, then after their first cycle people around are like, "you look amazing, you should enter bodybuilding comps." So they do and win nearly everything and advance to the top level within a year. Meanwhile if zyzz was still alive he would still be blaating test and tren and still look like a swimmer.
It must suck to have shitty muscle building genes. I wouldn't know it, because I've been lifting for less than a year and I get lots of comments on my phsyque already. I am 5'7 tho, so my genes aren't that great neither.
It's the same deal with their "ottermode" obsession. Zoomers have been brainwashed by media to desire a twink pretty boy aesthetic that actively discourages becoming big and strong. It's why they're all terrified of bulking, you can see it on this board sometimes.
>hey guys how do I gain muscle on a 500 caloric deficit??
>gets told he has to bulk to build muscle
>but I don't want to bulk, I'll get fat
The ideal zoomer physique is an untrained dyel with a pump.
By the way, I have no problem with actual ottermode, as in legitimate muscle definition with low bodyfat. But that isn't what 99% of people who think they're ottermode have. They're just skinny.
Tiny comment guy is also skinny. His cep looks biggish because the rest of him is thin.
start recommending lean bulking and people wont be afraid of getting fat. Blame the people promoting stupid bulks.
Lean bulking is an ineffective way for skinny people (ie. young zoomers) to build muscle. You don't need to do some moronic GOMAD diet and turn into a bloatlord, just bulk normally by eating at a surplus as people have been doing for decades.
Tbf, millennial had their onslaught of media that actively promoted slender builds. Which is why most millennial men want ottermode bodies at most.
Hell, I was even psyoped into that thinking when I was a kid/teen. Thank God I came to my senses in my late teens.
Why would I want to be a huge freak
I already look silly next to my gf, she's almost a foot shorter than me and 70lbs lighter
Why would I want to be 200lbs of muscle heavier than her lol
You wish you could be a huge freak as a natty.
Did I say I was natty lol
>Did I say I was natty lol
>roiding to look natty
Are you stupid? Or just too poor to buy protein?
>Why would I want to be a huge freak
>Did I say I was natty lol
So you're just killing yourself for fun?
Those were the lucky ones honestly. The other type of millennial lifter got memed into obesity and possibly a wheelchair by SS/gomad.
Ngl I am convinced he has a small dick
I'm 5'6 and nevee think or talk about my height
Probably because my dick is enormous
I ahudder to think how pathetic I would be had I been a small dick guy
thats pretty gay anon
>peepee poopoo nipple dick fart
Hilarious
Are zoomers really all short?
I'm 6'3 and my zoomette sister is 5'10 but her bf is like 5'5.
My boomer pops(6'5) always jokes around when we're out to dinner and asks the waitress to get him a booster seat.
My wife swears he wears platform shoes but I never look at people's shoes.
I actually feel bad now that I think about it.
>one day we're out by the pool
>my dad starts breaking everybody's balls but it's business as usual
>zoomette sis bf's turn
>old man says shit like "Stay in the shallow end anon, don't want to see you get hurt"
and
>"honey get the floaties and noodles out from storage just in case"
The best though is when the broccoli haircut shit started getting big and he showed up with that.
Whole bunch of family over for sunday dinner and old man goes
>"Anon what do you call that? The cauliflower?"
Wouldn't be surprised if he kills himself soon tbh.
>My boomer pops(6'5) always jokes around when we're out to dinner and asks the waitress to get him a booster seat.
And he does nothing?
I would immediately text gim hardcore porn of his daughter and me fricking
No hesitation fampai
>manlet seething
You'd have to have sex first to do any of that virgin.
Had sex with your dad last night tho
He is a power bottom.
>I would immediately text
we all know that's your first response to everything
>yeah I could use the booster seat later when i'm fricking your daughter
>more malding manlets
lol....LMAO EVEN
t. seething dad
You're right you should take it home
He used to look much better with short hair.
His gf makes him grow it out to lessen the chance of him leaving her
especially the humblebragging. there's literally points in his videos where he's like "many people don't know this because I don't flex all the time but I'm actually pretty swole" *flexes biceps*
you stupid fricking butthole, yeah I had to work out for like 3 months for my biceps to appear big when I flexed them after getting a pump. your physique is thoroughly unimpressive, his frame is narrower than most women's, he's like a 5'7 giga manlet, and he's not even funny
I remember first hearing about Cr1tikal on IST like 10 years ago when he was based
cringe homosexual was never based, youtube just stopped allowing him to say whatever so he turned into a basedboy.
like a leaf in the wind.
I first heard about him on the GameFAQs forums about 15 years ago. He used to advertise his videos there on the Xbox 360 MW2 forum. His topics would always get removed though because the videos were considered too vulgar.
the trope actually comes from Japan - being visibly muscular there is associated with Yakuza so ppl have to be strong and still look normal.
hence "sleeper build"