What’s your excuse for being a loser IST???
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short and ugly
imagine typing all of this LARP out on your facebook profile trying to impress random teens. Many such cases. Sad!
That’s LinkedIn, careerlet
It’s actually Quora lol
So is that guy
>he unironically uses LinkedIn to find a job
Are you one of the thousands of desperate pajeets spamming my LinkedIn inbox begging me to work for whatever company you're recruiting for?
If you use linkedin unironically I can assure you that it is you who is the careerlet
Lmfao pathetic wage slave loser
>OHHHH PLS MR. BOSS MAN, GIVE ME A JOB :~~*
>Wow that's very impressive.
>Takes shirt off.
>Mogs him to death.
This is the unfortunate reality. Natural law is tooth and claw etc
Sounds like he was a trustfund loser before medical school and mommy and daddy gave him everything he wanted without an iota of talent
I don't have one. I just am okay?
>What’s your excuse for being a loser IST???
I'm not a loser but I know a whole part of my potential has been permanently destroyed and suppressed by living in borderline poverty and in a communist shithole (Venezuela)
I accept it though, I'm not envious of people like in the OP however I hope they understand they are where they are mostlu because of circumstances and luck
>I know a whole part of my potential has been permanently destroyed and suppressed by living in borderline poverty and in a communist shithole
kek thought you were describing my eastern european shithole at first then saw venezuela, south america is truly eastern europe but sunny
Come to trinidad and prostitute yourself. I see lots of venezuelans over here living better than me
Russian here and I know that feel bro. This place has done a number on my psyche
Just cross the border and vote Bolsonaro the next election
venezuela is not communist, you meant "capitalist shithole", right?
>Bolsonaro
glowie, fascist pig
Same but Brazil instead
>MIT
I don’t take them seriously after hearing Lex Fridman speak. Dude sounds legitimately moronic. If it was an Asian maybe
He didn't get a degree from MIT. He was basically an unpaid summer intern researcher.
I can't take people who got into xyz top program 50 years ago seriously
Even 20 years ago you were still pretty much guarantied a job if you got a non meme degree. Now if you arent graduating top of your class with 10+ internships and work experiences and a year volunteer trip to africa you are fricked and doomed
Unironically not bad considering he was probably 16 or 17
>Unironically not bad considering he was probably 16 or 17
Lol wtf. Maybe if he was 9
>meanwhile in Zoomer U
Once a child prodigy, I graduated magna cum laude from Harvard at 16 with triple majors in Quantum Physics, Neurosurgery, and Classical Greek Literature. Not one to stagnate, I scooped up my Masters in AI from MIT at 18 and a PhD in Quantum Biology from Oxford by 21, winning the Nobel Prize in Physics and Medicine simultaneously at 23 - a record feat!
In my “spare” time, I casually decoded the human genome and became a world renowned juggler. I’ve delivered TED Talks in seven different languages - all with record-breaking viewership, of course. Author of ten New York Times bestsellers and an accomplished concert pianist with several Grammys to my name, I’ve also clinched three Oscars for my films that I write, direct, and star in. An Ironman triathlete and Everest conqueror, I keep fit between my space missions for NASA, where I’m an integral part of the Interstellar Travel Project.
I’ve served two non-consecutive terms as the United Nations Secretary-General, amidst which I made groundbreaking discoveries in renewable energy, leading the world into a fossil-fuel free era. In quieter moments, I’ve played chess against AI (and won), meditated with monks in the Himalayas, and brewed award-winning coffee from beans grown on my sustainable farm. With my beloved canine sidekick, Cerberus, I am currently learning my 10th language (Ancient Sumerian), refining a theory of everything in physics, and penning a novel - all while orbiting Earth in the International Space Station.
Post body.
I wasn't breast fed
Most people will end up in the same socioeconomic class as their parents. I'm assuming he already came from a rich background
My excuse is being a social moron. It ruined my entire life
>I analyze data
Sorry tradie losers
I drive
I maintain car
I help old people. Oh shit what am I doing with my life.
I write code.
I fix sickness
Real
Bullshit job homosexual (I also write code)
i frick people
I don't work
I do things
I pilot aircraft
I print money
I drive old people to the hospital and occasionally defy God and nature by keeping alive the undeserving
Don't redeem sir
I fly airplanes
I press buttons.
I must coom.
My dad's rich
I lift weights
It's IST.
I frick trannies
diagnosed with ADHD and autism, particularly Pathological Demand Avoidance (PDA) made all the worse by being raised by a single mother who didn't do a good job raising me
>total cope bio
>better than you cuz i have harvard and x degree
Lmao not a loser indeed.
severe painful eczema
>education,education and more education
>wagecuckery
What a boring life.
No kids, no business of his own, nothing just an entire life of servitude.
Sad.
We can even map the countries to one another
>Russia - Brasil
>Poland - Paraguay
>Ukraine - Argentina?
>Bielorussia (maybe Finland?) - Uruguay
Tbh Argentina is more fitting of Kazhakstan but not sure it counts as east european instead of asian
Sorry was meant for
>Belarus = Venezuela (dictatorship)
>Rio Grande do Sul, Uruguay and Buenos Aires = Balkan states (wars over petty bullshit)
>Colombia = Czech Republic (drugs and prostitution)
>Ukraine = Chile (political crisis, recent impeachment and debate over constituion)
Lazyness, I could ascend to a 7/10 but I'm fat and lazy, I have a okay height and god tier frame. Going to the gym and cutting now but holy shit I have to force myself.
Long story short hes an anesthesiologist or however its spelled and hes part if a "board" which is a code term for "me and a bunch of doctors made a group where we can get bribed by various medical industries to charge certain prices or use certain medications, legally"
Its impressive how much he managed to pad out this bullshit and even after all that he has to grovel on his knees for a fat 35 yo single mother to give him the worst head a man has ever felt.
Dude looks like he got Ligma!
Imagine doing all this pointless shit just to settle and marry some ugly old, worn roastie. The men who cope with these meaningless pursuits are genetically Inferior, I've seen literal broke chads working at Walmart literally snag a rich 9/10 girl
>MIT, Harvard
Trust fund kid, probably israeli with family who went to those schools. Easy to be set up in any capacity after this
>I’m boarded and do this and that
Pretty much anyone who completes med school will be able to say the same shit, it’s typical for doctors to have focus in multiple disciplines and for long term ones to work as consultants/board members for whatever random fricks need them to sign off on something in exchange for a bribe
>artist, engineer
How so? What the frick is “found object art”? Taking pictures isn’t being an artist. What did he engineer? No actual explanation of what the patents are so nothing inventive or innovative.
>I’ve been to six gorillion countries and travel everywhere!
Clearly doesn’t actually spend much time working, again likely from old money family that largely took care of his education and employment from the start
>restore and repair vintage cameras and phones
What the frick is a “vintage” phone? He probably fixed his friends camera once and this qualifies as him being a refurbisher too I guess
I would hate him less if he wasn’t clearly overcompensating and coping with failing in the more fundamental aspects of life. This homie needs a loose prostitute and some cocaine and he’d probably be less annoying
I played WoW as a kid
I feel like I'm more accomplished by typing less. Like I'm not compensating for anything
But I'm not, OP, I did well enough on my own without a college degree by starting my own IST that I retired at 48 and now I just get to shitpost, lift, and do whatever I choose with my time.
The homosexual in your pic has to go to work every day and answer to other people. I don't answer to anyone, I'm free, and you can't put a price on that. Maybe I don't have the cash to jet set around and blow thousands on dumb shit, but then again, I don't care about that gay crap, as long as I can be by myself and not have to participate in society anymore beyond whatever level I choose, it's all good. And, the feeling of being non-cancellable is also fantastic, nobody can frick with me now.
poor parentage
there is no excuse.
>words words words
>bland two namer
checks out
I don't like liberals and I was born in the city and am currently still struggling to leave it because even an hour away is still expensive as frick, and literally none of my family are even remotely like me so they don't understand why I hate the city
My excuse for being a loser is that I've been a complete social moron for my entire life. Pre-college I was very smart, always in gifted programs, AP/honors, top GPA every year, should have been on track for good things. But despite all this I had no real ambition for anything in the future because of my social isolation. I didn't even care about applying for colleges, I had no career in mind or even a college major in mind, etc. I didn't care about anything because I had no friends and no relationships and was miserable. This continued in college, I wasted all of my 20s doing nothing, and now it's truly over.
>regurgitate books and push drugs
>Travel for sex tourism and kill animals
>Walking Bateman meme
>Because. I. Want. To. Fit. In.
>Sorry, we are looking for somebody with more work experience here at McDonalds.
Why the frick would you do anything else besides mechanical engineering?
I wasn't born into a wealthy family that shares neither the work ethic to propel me into wild success nor the money to put me into structured environments where I was able to pursue and learn as much about my interests as possible.
Immediate left swipe for 99% of women so does it all matter?
What's everyone's excuse for playing comparisons all the time? Why can't you be proud of you for being you?
because i have zero to be proud about
I call bullshit. Your track record for getting through the shitty days? %100 anon, you're undefeated by your demons.
that would literally be the only thing i have to be proud about. the fact that somehow with my abhorrent life i have not yet committed suicide. you might misconstrue it as strenth but in reality i dont even have the motivation required to kill myself
Probably being bullied and moving when I was young.
>Amateur chef
Until I see credentials he's nothing but a cook
Because once you take the christpill there is no going back to a normal life.
>what's your excuse
I didn't have rich parents.
Video game/internet addiction