What's your excuse for not being vegan in 2024? It's so easy.

What's your excuse for not being vegan in 2024? It's so easy.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I care about my health.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then go vegan, it has the lowest rate of heart disease.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        heart disease isn't the only indicator of health.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think someone that isn't dead is healthier than someone buried 6ft underground but you believe what you wanna believe

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Source?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I think someone that isn't dead is healthier than someone buried 6ft underground but you believe what you wanna believe
            okay congrats we've proven all people alive have a good diet

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >be vegan
              >be alive at age 100
              >be meat eater
              >die of heart disease at 70
              >"uhm...well you see...there is no argument as to say that the guy that lived 30 years more and still kicking is healthier...no none at all..."

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fact: people live to 100+
                Myth: they're vegans
                Every single documented case of someone living past 100 has eaten meat.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                name a single society of Vegans, name a single historical group of Vegans that were successful, why do you need to take supplements for a supposed good diet? is this a bait post?
                India is the country with the highest percentage of Vegans and they have one of the lowest life expectancies on the planet

                has there ever been a 100 year old vegan?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                No one in India is fricking vegan lmao, who told you that? Only 30% of India is Vegetarian, and they eat dairy and eggs.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Most of the time, the people that live to 100+ are smokers, drinkers, and eat a lot of meat

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >somebody that isn't dead is healthier than someone buried 6ft underground
            how profound.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        because you dont live long enough for your heart to become diseased

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like eating meat.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care about taste so I could be a vegan in theory, problem is if there's no meat, fish, eggs, diary, I do not feel full. I doubt you can be a vegan and feel good, but maybe you can with the supplements? I don't know but I find it kinda weird to cut out some foods so I can supplement them later

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What's your excuse for not being vegan in 2024?
    Nutella and Whey Protein.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want to be, I would never stop eating meat, it's bad for me and my gains

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to be physically strong.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not gay

  8. 2 months ago
    SAGE

    Because I'm not a fricking homosexual
    All fields

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vegan food is fricking disgusting

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Really? Spaghetti with tomato sauce, mushrooms and basil is fricking disgusting? If you are unable to cook, just say that.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Spaghetti with tomato sauce, mushrooms and basil is fricking disgusting?
        Yes. Spaghetti Bolognese or nothing.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        if you are using spaghetti with tomato sauce, you cannot cook

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's inconvenient in the USA. If I was in China or some shit I'd probably go vegan or vegetarian like my friend did. Basically all the worst food there had animal products so he avoided animal products then his body lost the ability to digest animal protein after a few years. Morally I think veganism is superior and it's mental gymnastics to say otherwise. I'm not vegan for the same reason I pay taxes to fund an immoral government, even if I think it's immoral to live like I do it's far too inconvenient for me to make the correct choice.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Morally I think veganism is superior and it's mental gymnastics to say otherwise.
      What's moral about it? The second the world goes completely vegan, chickens and cows would go extinct. They serve no other purpose then to be bred to feed us. You're not saving their lives by nothing eating them. You just being a pretentious douchebag who has to cope and make excuses why it's bad to live a healthy lifestyle of eating meat.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Morally I think abolitionism is superior and it's mental gymnastics to say otherwise.
        What's moral about it? The second the world stops using slaves, slaves would go extinct. They serve no other purpose then to be bred to serve us. You're not saving their lives by not using them. You just being a pretentious douchebag who has to cope and make excuses why it's bad to live a normal lifestyle of owning slaves.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's that bullshit cope I was talking about with your moronic analogy that can only come from the warped mind of a vegan brain. And here we are in a society still trying to figure out what to do with freed slaves who can't function in our society even after being giving billions in welfare, free school, free phones, free housing, free clothes, free healthcare, scholarships, lowered standards, easy unearned jobs with less qualifications necessary, and now they want to take away background checks so they can get even more chances to frick up and show they are completely useless. Yeah, being antislavery was surely the moral high ground but like veganism, doesn't have any weight to stand on.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >staunchly antivegan guy is also pro slavery
            shocker

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Let us know how defying logic and thousands of years of history, evolution, science, and genetics turns out.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                probably as well as veganism. Great in the short term, then goes horribly wrong.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                No idea what you're responding to since your reply is so generic and vacuous it could be anything, but I've been vegan over a decade and am in excellent health and virtually every organization of dietitians in the world agrees vegan diets are viable for humans. Stop getting your world views from IST because it's causing you moronation

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's viable for humans to live on seed oils and potatoes, but that doesn't make it healthy.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >agrees vegan diets are viable for humans
                unless they are pregnant or children. Yeah, so viable!! Your idea of health is based on markers established by boomer doctors, who would be laughed out of the field under real standards. The one thing your forgetting but is totally obvious to a nonvegan brain, since your malfunctioning one is on full display by being unable to decipher replies, is how poor your brain function is, that you've become a whiny, autistic, anxious, illogical moron with brain fog, low drive, and no sense of reality. There's a reason all prey animals act like anxious schizo morons that can't focus all the time. I'm not against going vegan, Im just against any of you having a say in other's lives. So don't vote, and don't procreate.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Im just against any of you having a say in other's lives.
                This is honestly the biggest reason Im against to many of these things, be it veganism or whatever else. These kinds of ideologs will never stop and it will NEVER be enough.
                First its veganism, then its something else until these useful idiots have concentrated all the power to an EVEN smaller group of people in the name of "morality" or "doing the right thing" and soon we all will be living in the fricking pod and eating the fricking bugs while owning nothing and being "happy", probably forcefully medicated so people wont riot while the elites are chowing down a nice juicy piece of steak laughing how stupid people can be while raking in the cash while the Slave 2.0 works his ass off.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                There are a lot of moronic vegans, but there are an even larger amount of morons who are against torturing dogs. Do you think that means we should legalize torturing dogs? Surely criminalizing it is just one more step in the slippery slope towards the govt controlling your whole life anon

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Surely criminalizing it is just one more step in the slippery slope towards the govt controlling your whole life anon.
                Yes.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It is the position of the American Dietetic Association that appropriately planned vegetarian diets, including total vegetarian or vegan diets, are healthful, nutritionally adequate, and may provide health benefits in the prevention and treatment of certain diseases. Well-planned vegetarian diets are appropriate for individuals during all stages of the life cycle, including pregnancy, lactation, infancy, childhood, and adolescence, and for athletes.
                >(https://www.jandonline.org/article/S0002-8223(09)00700-7/abstract)
                Idk why people fight so hard against this. No idea what the rest of your babbling is about, are you just a fatass who is terrified of not being able to eat everything in sight anymore? Statistically speaking this is the case. I can't imagine any other reason for such seething

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pay very close attention to the phrasing.
                >appropriately planned vegetarian diets, . . . may provide health benefits . . . Well-planned vegetarian diets are appropriate
                >appropriately planned
                >may have benefits
                >Well-planned
                What they mean is you need vitamin supplements namely B12. And even then, the benefits are disputed.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well you don't, but you do need b12. Whether you buy a supplement for it or just eat foods that are already supplemented with it (like most livestock is)

                and needing to plan your diet isn't exclusive to veganism. Everyone needs to be mindful if they're trying to eat healthy

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Need to plan supplements is a requirement for veganism. If you have a well planned diet including meat, you don't need any supplements at all. Clearly one is better than the other.

                Let me put this in another context for you. The same alphabet tards you cited would also say to avoid any and all ultra processed foods. Vitamin supplements are ultra processed. See the problem?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >organization created by vegans promotes a terrible diet that's banned in other countries for being deficient
                Oh wow, who could've guessed that?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >https://steemit.com/vegan/@goose/organizations-affirming-that-a-vegan-diet-is-healthy-at-all-stages-of-life
                OMG THEY'RE ALL VEGANS OR israeliteS OR SOMETHING REE

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                They either take money from the vegans or they're owned/operated by vegans. Simple. Gotta provide a single randomized control trial that proves a vegan diet is superior to eating a meat-only diet before I give up my meat. Your people have the money for such a trial,

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                The ADA takes money from the National Dairy Council amongst plenty of other orgs that profit from animal agriculture. Wouldn't that mean they shouldn't support a vegan diet?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >proves a vegan diet is superior
                Even if any study says that a vegan diet is superior I wouldnt give a shit. I just like eating meat, that simple.
                Same with carbs and refined foods, Im not going to stop eating them even if is "healthy".

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                zero methods for the research given. Tell us who has referenced this study and recreated the same results. Oh wait, that study doesn't mention any results at all. You posted a damn near useless link, like vegan protein. Once again, the incomplete vegan mind on full display. You don't even know how to prove a point correctly.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I dont understand calculus therefore math is fake

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It’s just a statement from the organization it’s not a study you fricking cretin. Blows my mind how dumb some of you are. How do you even dress yourself in the morning? Also, anyone who uses the phrase “prove a point” is mentally underdeveloped. This isn’t math, we aren’t proving things. Studies don’t “prove” things in nutrition, they give us more or less confidence that a hypothesis is true. Our society is crumbling because the average voter has a brain like yours

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >they give us more or less confidence that a hypothesis is true.
                Not when they don't conduct them properly, which is basically EVERY fricking Vegan study, since their brains are so deformed from eating worthless proteins. Who the frick uses a "statement" to show that vegan is a more healthy diet. More bullshit cope that only proves one thing. Vegans are fricking irrational, illogical idiots and NO ONE should be taking advice from them because they are a deadly combination of dishonest, misleading, and flat out moronic, all packaged with a strong dose of narcissism and borderline

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                U mad bro?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >NO ONE should be taking advice from them because they are a deadly combination of dishonest, misleading, and flat out moronic, all packaged with a strong dose of narcissism and borderline
                Yeah, chiropractors and doctors who lost their liscences on YouTube selling supplements are a much better bet for honesty

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >He says, after defending that he listens to guys who have never been licensed or practice medicine

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It is the position of the American Dietetic Association
                Yeah no. See

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          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            This. You only need to look at muttland to see how "morality" fails. Pretty much ALWAYS.

            Frick your chickens, frick your cows, frick your pigs. Im going to fricking fry animals in delicious oils and devour them and their children.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              you seem to be equivocating morality and logistics. Not sure what kind of brain aids is required to do such a thing, if trolling 10/10

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're using extinct in a different way than he is. When he says extinct, he means the literal species of cows and chicken goes away. When you say slaves would go extinct, you mean the concept of slavery goes away, whereas all former slaves would continue living. The proper analogy you're looking for is that pets would be liberated, rather than going extinct.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >his body lost the ability to digest animal protein after a few years
      Not a thing.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lost me on vegan
      If you said pescarian/vegetarian, with fish, milk and eggs, then I would have believed in you.
      I agree, meat beyond fish meat is not needed, eggs and milk are fine

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care about animal rights or human rights. I am not a white knight or a social justice warrior.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a lot easier to get high protein and low carb from meat rather than plants.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want actual sources of protein

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not a homosexual libtard

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am not moronic. Also I am not a homosexual. Lastly, I am not a pussy.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ive considered going /apemode/ and trying vegan but i just enjoy chicken too much. Plus I'd still be eating eggs whey and yogurt so it wouldnt be legit anyway

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i just enjoy chicken too much
      >I'd still be eating eggs whey and yogurt
      Lol what is this logic

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You aren't an ape, you can't derive the nutrients from the foods you would be eating, the same way an ape does

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      t.

      Chimps are omnivores anon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Apes, gorillas, chimps, they are all cannibals. They mainly just eat leafs, their own shit and other tribe members after conflicts.

      This guy is definitely following his ancestral diet.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Almost every animal is capable of canibalism if theyre hungry enough, even herbivores
        Under ideal circumstances it's a rare occurance, definitely not common enough to consider it a significant portion of their diet

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >chimps
      >vegan
      The american (maybe canadian) public school system everyone

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you moron vegans even care about "morals"? Really, I never really understood the argument about morality and veganism.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's like asking why some people care about soccer. Some people just had it ingrained in them that principles and morals matter, other people (scum) haven't and IMO we should genocide the latter and incorporate strict eugenic programs to create a utopia.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wow, genociding billions. Very morally superior of you, vegetarian.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I care about my health.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't want to take sugar pills for supplements.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the taste of meat and how it makes me feel. No, beyond meat does not taste like meat.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black person

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im not inherently against veganism since its perfectly viable and I cook most of my meals unlike 99% of the fatasses on this board so it'd save me money but vegans themselves are the biggest deterrents for me converting
    You have shit like that what the health documentary where they straight up just lie about shit all throughout and it makes you not want to listen to anything they say even when there are some truths mixed in with the lies.
    I will say hardcore meat eaters can also be annoying fart sniffing homosexuals too with the extreme example being that organ eating roids monkey from a while back

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >vegan b12
    >vegan vit A
    >vegan substance that only occurs naturally in animal products
    Jesus fricking christ. What does this do to a person’s body?

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    from left to right
    >bask in the morning sun
    >eggs from happy hens, liver, milk, cream from happy cows. Non negotiable.
    >spirulina. Do you really take this toxin? Egg yolks from happy hens homie.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A meal doesn't taste complete unless there's a fat slab of MEAT

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Name one vegan that's not dyel

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer to live on hard mode

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      sunniest day in britain

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The lamentation of the animal as I imagine it's death in my head.
    Then the screams as I imagine vegans recoiling.
    Oh, and I like being healthy.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you want to go against nature?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Mongols were defeated by the Japanese.
      Rice eaters.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I already am 🙂

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was vegan from 2002-2015, it was gay as frick, so I'll never do it again.
    Imagine having to supplement your diet to prevent deficiencies that occur because you can't get specific nutrients from whole foods like DHA, B12 and D on a vegan diet. Literal gayness.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I sucked dick from 2002-2015. It was gay as frick. Imagine eating cum. After doing it for 13 years, I'm never going back to being gay again.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Vegansissies, our response?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Usually our response is post body

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Right, we, being vegans/vegetarians, are homosexual and love collecting pictures of men. Good call

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Meat yummy, good macros, affordable and cheap sustainable protein.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >just consume oxalates goyim

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >It's so easy.

    My diet is even easier

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    God told me I could eat the animals He made for me, and they taste good.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Im not mentally ill

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Vegan is cringe, vegetarian is based.
    Just keep a couple of chickens in your garden or on your balcony.
    >pic related

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    With how fricking moronicly overpriced meat is Im not shocked people go plant based
    No reason for fresh salmon to be $16 a pound

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    homosexual

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i like eating dead animal flesh as you vegans call it. if i didnt like it i wouldnt do it.
    also to those vegans who tell people to go vegan for health benefits, that like telling a naked person whos freezing to death that they shouldve worn thicker socks. maybe after theyve done 10 more important things you could tell them that. but at least we know thicker socks will keep you warmer, whereas we dont even know if going vegan will actually make you more healthy.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a predator.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Everything from their disgusting behaviours to their awful diet to their sickly sallow bodies has convinced to never pretend I am a plant eating herd cow.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dont have an excuse, dont need one

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