What's your excuse for not looking like this?

What's your excuse for not looking like this?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I spent a majority of my teens and early 20s gaming but for the first time in my life I feel like I could get there

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have that kind of money and spare time. Look, if my job required me to look like that, and gave me 3 months payment for training towards that I would probably look like that too

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not willing to smash Chinese bath tub chemicals
    I merely stay fit to be a better dad

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >typing “I’m natty” while seeing my last lab: 780 ng/dL
    Nothing personnel, kiddo.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bragging about having average test levels
      why don't you inject test in your ass like a real man?

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    half pound of pasta a night, every night.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >married
    >3 kids in diapers
    >bought a fixer upper
    >wife and mother in law and mom are good cooks and bring me nummies
    >work 40 hours a week
    I am doing pretty good all things considered, but I feel in order to look like that I would have to eat basically just chicken and brocolli for 5 months and I literally just enjoy food and time with my family. I just lift to be the hottest dad at t-ball and get mires from other women around town to make my wife jealous

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't have that kind of money and spare time. Look, if my job required me to look like that, and gave me 3 months payment for training towards that I would probably look like that too

      There's a glimmer of truth when roasties say hot bodies are unattainable: These A-list celebrities have basically a fulltime job on preparing for a role physically. Zac Efron will get a personal doctor/nutritionist and a personal trainer, he doesn't work 40 hours a week so he sleeps well, eats well, trains well, and has personal healthcare to avoid too much steroid downsides. For a normal man working 40 hours that body is truly unattainable

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its not unattainable I mean I could if I really wanted but whats the point? I could also afford to go buy Lacoste clothes and a tailer fitted suit if I wanted to; but what is the point? Just go buy one from Kohls or Macys for the 2 weddings and funerals I show up for a year.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Lift to get attention from other women other than your wife
      >Wife cooks for you
      >Wife gave you 3 kids

      You’re a piece of shit

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You’re obviously single and/or fat/DYEL. Having other women ogling you is like cocaine for YOUR wife’s psyche, and amps your love life to another level.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Very sad.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          this anon gets it, same with my wife

          Very sad.

          why?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You’re obviously single and/or fat/DYEL. Having other women ogling you is like cocaine for YOUR wife’s psyche, and amps your love life to another level.

            I have women and young zoomettes openly ogling me in front of my wife and all it gets is jealousy. True my wife thinks the sun shines out of my ass and I’m the epitome of masculinity, but my love life with her hasn’t ever been that great. I literally only married her because she was stable and the most sane woman I’ve met.
            It’s not that she won’t have sex with me whenever I want, it’s that she has never been one to initiate or be that sexual. She was like this when I met her and only had one boyfriend before me. She’s also scared of everything in general.
            Sometimes I contemplate cheating on her, but I don’t think it would be worth the trouble and it definitely wouldn’t improve my situation.
            I dunno guys, I’m just sort of at a loss when it comes to it. I almost don’t even want to frick my wife anymore because I’m just kind of tired of her, I’m fact her voice annoys me at this point.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's true, a psychologist on a podcast said that women tend to have some pretty serious social warfare that men don't understand at all. That's why they love material possessions because it's to women what beating another man's ass is to a man, dominance. It's sort of like a "look my man loves me so much he's willing to buy me expensive shit" and when other women try to flirt with her man it actually makes her even more content. Unless you flirt back, then it becomes a threat to her.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    To be honest, I just can't eat enough. I like lifting and have both the time and discipline but even if I smoke weed every day I just can't stomach all the necessary protein.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >asain

  9. 3 months ago
    Giddy

    I have a real tan and it's winter

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't bang my chin on a coffee table or whatever the frick

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not a 5'8 manlet.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    no roids

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tanning causes skin cancer. Tren will either make me go to jail or cause my divorce. I don't want to destroy my liver and lipid profile. My wife loves me the way I am. This level of fitness is for vanity and is worldly.

    Verification not required

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Taking steroids is cheating. I enjoy lifting and I'd rather be actually healthy than look bigger in the short term.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got married. Now all I give a frick about is being strong, resiliant and sturdy.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have bigger shoulders.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 6'4" not a fukken manlet.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're just at the manlet height cut off.

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