What's your excuse for not looking like this?

What's your excuse for not looking like this?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't do tren

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not willing to take steroids and starve myself. That kind of body is not healthy

      You don't need steroids for that, also you the problem you have is that you gorge on shitty food, you can still eat a lot just stop eating 1000 calorie meals full of empty carbs.
      There's nothing unhealthy about his body, in fact any amount of belly fat us unhealthy

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        is this bait? the guy is lean but dyel, completly attainable natty

        That guy is Marc Fitt. He used to be viral in 2013 together with Zyzz, Jeff Seid etc. His socials are completely dead now but still has over 1mil IG followers. He was literally one of the biggest fitness celebrities. I mean cmon 10 years ago those numbers were literally unheard of. Zoomers perception is so skewed nowadays when literally every nobody can get millions of followers with tiktok and blasting grams of gear.

        He is dyel by todays delusional standards but people use steroids, lots of steroids to have WORSE physique than him. I think he dabbled with something back in his early days but he is now 33 year old autistic french canadian boomer and think he is natty. He might have done some cutting stack to nail a gymshark sponsorship but his physique in videos non pumped etc. looks very mid comparatively.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine caring about how many followers you have on social media. Wee fake internet points!

          You sound like you spend too much time online bud

          [...]
          You don't need steroids for that, also you the problem you have is that you gorge on shitty food, you can still eat a lot just stop eating 1000 calorie meals full of empty carbs.
          There's nothing unhealthy about his body, in fact any amount of belly fat us unhealthy

          Yes I don’t have a 6pack because I enjoy food too much. I only live one time if my nana makes me homemade banana pudding I will have some. I count my calories and watch what I eat but I’m not eating 1000kcal of chicken and broccoli every meal. I have a family and children they need a bit of variety. That being said I’m happy and married so really no point.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Jeff seid is hotter

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >my roid troony is more pretty than yours

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >in fact any amount of belly fat us unhealthy

        Not really. Obesity paradox is legit. If something happens to you, it will help to have a little fat stored. That's why the fat storage mechanism exists in the first place. That doesn't mean you should be gluttonous but having a little fat is no biggie minus aesthetics of course

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          This occured with me. Best cut ever was getting covid. Took no joy in eating as I couldn't taste or smell. Lost 20 lbs. Was looking lean

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I wish I had gotten this covid. I gain weight everything I get it because I never lose my taste and my mom wants to send me a bunch of cookies and shit.
            Pic related, literally me.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you don't need steroids for that
        funny how every time people say this the person in the photo is 99% chance a steroid user.

        >hurr durr you hypothetically COULD do this naturally even though 99% of people that HAVE this physique HAVE NOT.
        so sick of you fricking midwit shitters with horrible opinions littering every fricking space on the internet. kys

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      is this bait? the guy is lean but dyel, completly attainable natty

      I suspect he uses something.
      I know a guy who is buff as frick, about jesses age, and have been training for years.
      Chissled shoulders etc.
      He is imho highest a person with great genes can get naturally.
      Jesse got really big like in a year. Imho not possible with a stressful instagrammer schedule.
      100% he'd not tell seeing that would alienate a lot of current audience and his celebrity dream would end.

      I suspect low dose roids. Tren seems ideally fitting.
      I watch this homosexual for excellent, lighthearted content and cool guests

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not willing to take steroids and starve myself. That kind of body is not healthy

      >you don't need steroids for that
      funny how every time people say this the person in the photo is 99% chance a steroid user.

      >hurr durr you hypothetically COULD do this naturally even though 99% of people that HAVE this physique HAVE NOT.
      so sick of you fricking midwit shitters with horrible opinions littering every fricking space on the internet. kys

      [...]
      I suspect he uses something.
      I know a guy who is buff as frick, about jesses age, and have been training for years.
      Chissled shoulders etc.
      He is imho highest a person with great genes can get naturally.
      Jesse got really big like in a year. Imho not possible with a stressful instagrammer schedule.
      100% he'd not tell seeing that would alienate a lot of current audience and his celebrity dream would end.

      I suspect low dose roids. Tren seems ideally fitting.
      I watch this homosexual for excellent, lighthearted content and cool guests

      >roiding for this
      If not trolling, this website is affecting you. Leave.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not willing to take steroids and starve myself. That kind of body is not healthy

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't do tren

      is this bait? the guy is lean but dyel, completly attainable natty

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >but dyel
        really homie

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean his physique REALLY isnt that crazy when its not a photoshopped/flattering image. Guy has trained for 13 years. I understand that incels dont have social media but you guys seriously need to understand what difference photo manipulation can make with angels, lighting etc.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Angels
            Where's my guardian gym angel?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        post body fatso

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dyel
        In what fricking universe

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      is this bait? the guy is lean but dyel, completly attainable natty

      (You)

      Body is natty achievable for many but will take years of lifting. Nowhere near a dyel.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ngmi tbqh with you famalam

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine trying to look cool when you brought a mug to the beach

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    why would i wanna look like a zoomer moron

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gurl swung a punch with all her force
      >sucker punches the guy when he's not expecting it or poised to absorb the hit
      >guy doesn't get knocked out or even fall over
      >still standing and coherent enough to talk

      Women are a meme

      Also it kinda looks like she thought he was thrusting at her. She hold her fist threateningly while they exchange words. He probably said, "I wasnt thrusting, I was doing le epic floss dance". You can see her body language change in an instant, even sort of mouthing "ohh..." Lmfao

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. guy hurt from a girl's punch

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        eat shit zoomer

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/MKyGzAD.jpg

          >t. guy hurt from a girl's punch

          Nice one bros, I hope she sees this

          Captcha: 0PPPS

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to everyone wanting to be aesthetic and lean? Now everyone wants to be a mass monster (me included)

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      We still want to be aesthetic and lean, bulkers get funny looks in public

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gay porn focusing on bulky roidheads, meaning a generation of gays try to emulate that look now. Probably fat acceptance too

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have very bad loose skin. god hates me

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      that sounds self inflicted

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not really my parents fricked me, I kind of resent them for that

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a job and can’t surf all day

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    47 with minor pectus excavatum

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I kind of do look like this. Maybe with extra 2-3kg of fat and without the tan

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Working on it

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Adulthood

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goal physique. What would my lifts need to be for this at 6'4? 1/2/3/4 for reps?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It would be closer to 1/2/3/4 multiplied by 1.5x (based on what I see these bros lifting)
      I’m close to 1/2/3/4 at 6’3 and barely escaped dyel from skellymode a few months ago

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The grind never ends

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      More. Probably close to 3pl8 bench.
      But hey, not like you’ll look like shit at 1/2/3/4 either.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't afford a stairmaster. Fitness is really a luxury for the rich in the 21st century.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >backwards cap
    Hood rat culture has ruined fashion

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have fair skin and don't want melanoma or wrinkles when I'm 40

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do I not look like a world tier fitness model???

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Just have perfect genetics and train for 13 years, bro!

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Itt: I'm bored in my high school classes, let's shitpost

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Time. I haven't gotten there yet, only been lifting and counting macros for a year

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont have and I dont feel the aesthetic , like seriously...not hating and miring.

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How people look is greatly determined by genetics. Some people will be able to achieve a physique like that because they have the genetics for muscle insertions and frame that allow for that shape. Others don't and will never look like that regardless of what they do. Some will simply be bigger overall and others will be smaller and with differing proportions.

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not a manlet

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