what's your fitness motto

what's your fitness motto

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lift for yourself.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i'll do it tomorrow

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      based

      Lift to be strong enough to get a woman, have a family, and be strong enough to provide said family.

      It's not very catchy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How convenient for you, because tomorrow's always just one day away.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        oh shit you're right

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lift to be strong enough to get a woman, have a family, and be strong enough to provide said family.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    idk

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Seconded.
      Came here to post the same.
      I wonder how that mouth would feel.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    frick it we ball

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that women's vegana = snakes mouth. Hence, they are treachours c**ts. Women are the snakes of society.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I emerged unscathed.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nature is great at recycling the same shapes for different beings

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yummy snussy

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna put my penis in that snakes mouth

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      weird motto

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It'll bite it off, but it's not like you were using it for anything anyway.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It would actually swallow it whole.

        Imagine being deep throated by a snake

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I want a lamia girlfriend now.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      don't doxx op like that wtf

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I could frick that

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Build the chest, frick the rest.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I don’t want to feel regret when I go to bed tonight.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    “As Within, So Without”

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i had a dream where I had sex with a snake's mouth once and it has scarred me for years. like it looked like pic related and it was squirming. yes, it was a wet dream. i hate it. i hated having that dream it was when i was the most degenerate i ever was (it was still just like lookinh at basic porn online just jerking off multiple times a day is all but it was still too much) don't watch porn it isn't worth it

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i want to shitpost so bad but since i have real one i truly believe in here it is.

    >consistency beats intensity

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Suffer a little bit now to suffer a lot less later. It's also my life motto.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      my fitness motto is
      >SUFFER

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    stompin’ nuts and frickin’ butts

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      kickin ass and takin names

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    PR or ER

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    "Can I frick a snake to death?"

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Be someone that someone wants to frick.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >nice mottos ill give you that but they gives you no tactical advantage whatsoever.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the vipussy

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Depending on my mood it shifts between
    >chop wood carry water
    and
    >IT'S A FRICKING MINDSET

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      froat rike a budderfry sting rike abbie

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    file name

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t care. I’m having fun. 🙂

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      me too

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A TIGER IS CHASING ME!!!!!!!
    I HAVE TO KILL IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Be Achilles in the streets and nobody will figure out you're Patroclus in the sheets

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      achilles was definitely subby in that relationship. very clear from his bratty nature + younger

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Be Achilles in the streets and nobody will figure out you're Patroclus in the sheets

        >t. Ancient Greek knower

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    lift deez nuts

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