50 kilo situp to HEEM the wheel all the way up to the broad's face, knocking her out. Then it's just a matter of wriggling your head out of her snatch.
My erection is planted into the ground so hard that I become an immovable object, it is not me who is trapped, but the woman, forcing her to release me if she wishes to not die from starvation
What if she orders DoorDash to wherever she’s trapped? Now you’re the only one starving unless your plan is to be the shit eating end of a 2 person human centipede.
Old t shirts with the arms cut off. Or some old tanks or old team shirts. Old shorts. Have a dozen of each of those.
I dress completely different out of the gym
snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
I took the time to copy, paste, and save this into a word document so that I can post this as a response on pictures of attractive women and/or attractive asses.
New pasta? New pasta? This pasta is years old and it revolutionized fart fetish memes and increased recognition for the entire fart fetish community. New pasta he says. Shove some old pasta up your ass.
lurk for two years before posting
what's up with the influx of newBlack folk lately, they are still asking for basic shit you'd get after 2 months of lurking
New pasta? New pasta? This pasta is years old and it revolutionized fart fetish memes and increased recognition for the entire fart fetish community. New pasta he says. Shove some old pasta up your ass.
Im confused. Is this a cat or a dog? If she cant take her fricking role seriously im not gonna bother jerking off to this shit. I swear to fricking god women are fricking stupid.
How much do you have to lift to be able to escape this situation?
why would you want to?
50 kilo situp to HEEM the wheel all the way up to the broad's face, knocking her out. Then it's just a matter of wriggling your head out of her snatch.
It's a catch 22, by the time you're fit enough to get out of it your testosterone has risen enough that you no longer want to
My erection is planted into the ground so hard that I become an immovable object, it is not me who is trapped, but the woman, forcing her to release me if she wishes to not die from starvation
What if she orders DoorDash to wherever she’s trapped? Now you’re the only one starving unless your plan is to be the shit eating end of a 2 person human centipede.
You could probably snap the straps off (and possibly the man's neck) by doing hip bridges.
Old t shirts with the arms cut off. Or some old tanks or old team shirts. Old shorts. Have a dozen of each of those.
I dress completely different out of the gym
I wear this
based
just something simple like this.
is this a reference to something
Evangelion
I would knock you the frick out if I ever saw you wearing this in my gym
You wouldn't do shit
Fricking homosexual
>IST still seething
WAGMI
picrel
The Frank Hassle fit
ID on the shorts please?
Lurk for 2 years before posting
This clothing combo should not make me this fricking mad.
I know what you look like.
im gonna bash your skull
I seriously hope you guys don't do this.
Is that a wheel on the back!
I'm too lazy to find a picture, but imagine a trench coat and a gun.
What was the purpose in her doing that?
That bulge should be bigger
What if he’s passed out from the fumes?
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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF
Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT
Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
Well put!
I took the time to copy, paste, and save this into a word document so that I can post this as a response on pictures of attractive women and/or attractive asses.
new pasta was born
newbie
Y'all homies replyin' to a troll post
>I was only pretending to be moronic
first day?
New pasta? New pasta? This pasta is years old and it revolutionized fart fetish memes and increased recognition for the entire fart fetish community. New pasta he says. Shove some old pasta up your ass.
lurk for two years before posting
what's up with the influx of newBlack folk lately, they are still asking for basic shit you'd get after 2 months of lurking
Summer break is coming anon, get ready for a bunch of tubby high schoolers asking how they can get abs in a month
Fun fact, if you have github copilot you can paste this into a markdown document and just keep hitting tab and it will keep generating more
>giwtwm
Ive been working out naked with just shoes lately. It feels a bit strange at the moment but Im sure it will get comfier
gf thinks i really like borat
I just realised that’s a man. I thought it was a giant sack that she shit in
any woman strong enough to drag a man around like this would look completely disgusting, get this gay ass shit off the board.
You don’t belong on IST homosexual
if you're attracted to this worthless hag you're fricking gay, b***h. now go jack off to another rich piana compilation before I frick you up pussy.
Closeted gay
Based
>being attracted to women is gay
>women
>muscles
pick one you frickin queer, or get back to /lgbt/ b***h
>
What fricking map is this? Is this from Hitman 3?
it's one of the dlc maps for hitmin 2, it's called haven island. also known as coomer island by the fanbase.
Oh I think I bought that but never played it, now I will. Thanks Anon
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why do you use "gay" and "queer" instead of homosexual?
I feel bad for your sons; they'll be as weak as you are
why can't I find a girl like this
preferably a foot taller than me
oversized walmart sweater and sweatpants, grandpa sneakers from the thrift store
pants rip? dont care they were $5
shoes get fricked? dont care i'll just go back to goodwill. it's perfect.
I workout naked but then again i workout at home
Im confused. Is this a cat or a dog? If she cant take her fricking role seriously im not gonna bother jerking off to this shit. I swear to fricking god women are fricking stupid.
Obviously a cat moron, what part of it says dog?
Rate my gym fit
the shoes got me
compression pants or biker shorts
tshirt slightly oversized
weightlifting shoes
That one
this but im the guy and im 2inchs tall so she can just stuff me in the back of her panties without all that trouble.
Anyone else use the Official IST Uniform?