When you cannot expel farts through your anus you expel those farts through your mouth.

When you cannot expel farts through your anus you expel those farts through your mouth.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I do not believe this to be true

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      where else is it going to go genius?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        after some time, the gases form a poop that eventually comes out through the anus

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          kind of like the early universe then, fascinating.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The gasses dissolve in your blood and then to exhale them.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Gas X works by it expelling through either your ass or mouth. Farts or burps. Wait til you find out how fat loss is expelled.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    omg is that why my breath stinks all the time?

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    no, most of the time holding in a fart doesn't even pass back from your rectum to your large intestine. even if it does, there's quite a large capacity there.
    it really can't go any farther because the passage from the small to large intestine acts as a "check valve". if you simply don't fart, gas would build up to the point of being unbearably painful and mimicking appendicitis. you would eventually pass out and let the gas out the normal way.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      hypothetically speaking, what would happen if you have a butt plug and just accumulate gas? wouldn't it go through your mouth eventually?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the butt plug only really stays in from the muscles in your rectum. it will shoot out like a potato in a potato gun if you pass out

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have been farting all day, my room stinks of egg.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Burps are from food being converted into gas by hydroponic acid
    Farts are from food being fermented/putrifaction by giant bugs that live behind your butthole
    >you literal morons think farms can pass through the hive-stomach barrier

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You and OP should have your mouths and butts sewn together.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I knew an emo boy who once sharted through his mouth.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it

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