She's kinda fat bro why would you frick a b***h like that out of all the b***hes you can choose from?
Skinny tanned b***hes are the best. Say no to fat.
She won't want you upstaging her as "the ass kicking boss b***h" in the relationship, and anyway you'll have no time to work out between your full-time job (120k minimum, she knows what she's worth), and driving her to her classes, WODs, shows and competitions in the frickhuge SUV she requires to keep up with the other alpha b***hes in your suburban neighbourhood.
This but you can't be a pussy at all either since dudes will constantly be staring at her ass and ready to clown on you at any opportunity, having a wide social group where your role is filling the space with conversation that's semi-enjoyable to listen to whenever there's nothing to talk about in general.
I want to play with her butthole after we had dinner at a mexican restaurant.
I want to stick my finger in her tender butthole and oopsie a nugget of shit came out. She farts simultaneously.
Waft of fecal secretions in the air enters my nasal canals.
My semen receptors fire up and I slowly become erect.
She feels embarassed and begins to pull her little shorts up when i stop her. I pull them back down
A soft gentle kiss on her little hiney.
Muah baby
I then tell her to pee.
Pees for me baybee
She does so.
Im stroking to my two penises one of which I added surgically to my obliques for secret conjugal visits at the theater looking at the sexy girls and their pantylines in the gym.
When all is said and restroom we commit a ritual known as coitus.
I inseminate her.
She coincides with the moons.
Venus, mars
Penis, large.
I then suck her tender pepperoni nipples that cover her entire b cup breast tissue.
So tender they open up like a flower.
Your polyps my dear, thwomp thwomp
I can feel your virus.
It tastes of alluminum.
You are fertile and must breastfeed my beauty.
Is the sweety man
With my 5 fingers I spread open her nipple, and use the index finger of my other tendril to stimulate her breast. Like a rectum but in her breast. I want to be gentile, so as to not give her nipple hemmorhoids.
Meanwhile she's releasing like a goat, pellets for daddy God shit.
Zia Annuki Kazüm.
The shiites knew not.
Escribes fortold stories of this.
Fornication so beautiful Jesuit of Nazareth himself spilled seed.
And thus the euphrates was born.
More denial than in egypt.
Her vegana is so beautiful. Like a flower, like i was thinking arbees but unironically.
Her clitoral hood pressed back to reveal a penis
What did God mean by this?
Only I would know because I was there.
And he is inside of us.
My follicles secrete semen.
she seems like a lesbian tbh. I like this kind of athletic girl too but they always turned out to be lesbians, jock dykes are usually very cool people though.
In all honesty, I'd fricking love to have a girlfriend or frick buddy who looks like this and likes fitness (she doesn't need to be hardcore).
She looks cute, a bit bulky/she's got some fat going and clearly has muscle, she seems disciplined, etc.
Though how can I/any guy get a girl
I'm fit/natty, love to cook, going to college, working part-time and play acoustic guitar (I can prove this, if needed) though I'm saving for a surgery to fix a few of my teeth).
I've been contemplating about giving up on dating because it's going to take a few years of treatment and a surgery to fix a few of my teeth.
There are celebrities with a teeth gap or two, though I'm clearly not a celebrity and I clearly don't have their earning/$ potential.
Whatever woman is you have to be more than her to attract her.
If she's an art chick you have to be an art Chad. If she's a party normie you have to be a bigger normie. If she's a muscle girl you have to be a muscle Chad.
So a girl like that you're a jacked and shredded crossfitter bro.
her face is a 7.
It's a 10 what's her name I think I am in love
Touch grass
who hurt you
ARE YOU moronic?MY FRIEND THERE WAS GIVING HER A COMPLIMENT!
>giving anything less than 12/10 to my latest target for simping
Unforgivable.
stfu moron
10/10 proportions. Faces are more than the sum of their parts, and her features go well together.
Yes but you have to go all in on manlet rock climber physique
Post examples pls
Imprint Dan Osmans physique exactly. Doesn't matter how tall.
She's kinda fat bro why would you frick a b***h like that out of all the b***hes you can choose from?
Skinny tanned b***hes are the best. Say no to fat.
I bet both these women are into little boys
I bet every guy on this planet are into these two girls.
Now just imagine life if you were one of these chicks.
Girls like these are dating and fricking BBC linebackers
israelite
She’s underage you sick frick
Opposites attract. She's probably dating some fat and hairy dude that went full dwarf mode, or a skinny and scrawny manlet.
>fat and hairy dude that went full dwarf mode
lots of hair and short stature is suggestive of high t and a big dick.
they were blessed with fat wieners they may never get to use.
Unironically, your best bet is to be DYEL.
She won't want you upstaging her as "the ass kicking boss b***h" in the relationship, and anyway you'll have no time to work out between your full-time job (120k minimum, she knows what she's worth), and driving her to her classes, WODs, shows and competitions in the frickhuge SUV she requires to keep up with the other alpha b***hes in your suburban neighbourhood.
This but you can't be a pussy at all either since dudes will constantly be staring at her ass and ready to clown on you at any opportunity, having a wide social group where your role is filling the space with conversation that's semi-enjoyable to listen to whenever there's nothing to talk about in general.
I want to play with her butthole after we had dinner at a mexican restaurant.
I want to stick my finger in her tender butthole and oopsie a nugget of shit came out. She farts simultaneously.
Waft of fecal secretions in the air enters my nasal canals.
My semen receptors fire up and I slowly become erect.
She feels embarassed and begins to pull her little shorts up when i stop her. I pull them back down
A soft gentle kiss on her little hiney.
Muah baby
I then tell her to pee.
Pees for me baybee
She does so.
Im stroking to my two penises one of which I added surgically to my obliques for secret conjugal visits at the theater looking at the sexy girls and their pantylines in the gym.
When all is said and restroom we commit a ritual known as coitus.
I inseminate her.
She coincides with the moons.
Venus, mars
Penis, large.
I then suck her tender pepperoni nipples that cover her entire b cup breast tissue.
So tender they open up like a flower.
Your polyps my dear, thwomp thwomp
I can feel your virus.
It tastes of alluminum.
You are fertile and must breastfeed my beauty.
Is the sweety man
With my 5 fingers I spread open her nipple, and use the index finger of my other tendril to stimulate her breast. Like a rectum but in her breast. I want to be gentile, so as to not give her nipple hemmorhoids.
Meanwhile she's releasing like a goat, pellets for daddy God shit.
Zia Annuki Kazüm.
The shiites knew not.
Escribes fortold stories of this.
Fornication so beautiful Jesuit of Nazareth himself spilled seed.
And thus the euphrates was born.
More denial than in egypt.
Her vegana is so beautiful. Like a flower, like i was thinking arbees but unironically.
Her clitoral hood pressed back to reveal a penis
What did God mean by this?
Only I would know because I was there.
And he is inside of us.
My follicles secrete semen.
she seems like a lesbian tbh. I like this kind of athletic girl too but they always turned out to be lesbians, jock dykes are usually very cool people though.
Both are because they're high test. They're basically dudes who happen to be hot chicks.
What if I have gyno?
Being able to put a roof over her head and let her play house mode.
Need a girl like that to sweat in some grass stained white skechers then punch me in the dick while i sniff them
Obviously she's gonna date another gym person because it's her life. She's big, chunky and moderately roided up, so that's what you should be.
lol bet you're a fat neckbeard who's never seen the inside of a gym
If you're being defensive of the girl, she is sexy I didn't mean to say she isn't.
she's not gonna sleep with you
In all honesty, I'd fricking love to have a girlfriend or frick buddy who looks like this and likes fitness (she doesn't need to be hardcore).
She looks cute, a bit bulky/she's got some fat going and clearly has muscle, she seems disciplined, etc.
Though how can I/any guy get a girl
I'm fit/natty, love to cook, going to college, working part-time and play acoustic guitar (I can prove this, if needed) though I'm saving for a surgery to fix a few of my teeth).
I've been contemplating about giving up on dating because it's going to take a few years of treatment and a surgery to fix a few of my teeth.
There are celebrities with a teeth gap or two, though I'm clearly not a celebrity and I clearly don't have their earning/$ potential.
unironically kys
Go ahead and off yourself instead, homosexual
>Which body mode
black
Whatever woman is you have to be more than her to attract her.
If she's an art chick you have to be an art Chad. If she's a party normie you have to be a bigger normie. If she's a muscle girl you have to be a muscle Chad.
So a girl like that you're a jacked and shredded crossfitter bro.