Which ones would you trust more?
Mayweather's gorilla sized bodyguards or Jason Momoa average sized bodyguards?
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Which ones would you trust more?
Mayweather's gorilla sized bodyguards or Jason Momoa average sized bodyguards?
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Mayweather cannot read.
Well he's black and beats people up for money, is it really that surprising?
He doesn't beat people up, he hides and runs away by giving his back up and wins on points. Boxing isn't fighting.
dumbass never saw a Mayweather fight when his nickname was "pretty boy"
Reading is for homosexuals. Money only works in figures.
He has enough money that he doesn't need to know how to count it.
The ones in the right actually know how to use a weapon.
are they assad israelites?
>assad
Who did he piss off that he needs bodyguards?
Criminals who want to rob a celebrity of an easy $20k in israeliteelry or other items. Wackjobs or schizos who want their 5 minutes of fame stabbing someone famous.
XXXTentacion died because some hoods ambushed him and the attempted robbery went bad.
>XXXTentacion
who and who cares
he was gonna be the messiah of the blacks
XXXTentacion died because he stopped his vehicle when he saw a threat instead of flooring it
He also continued to fight the armed guys even when they had weapons pointed at him. He followed the advice of every larping ISTer who say they'd rather fighter a robber than just give up the goods.
Rip my Black person Jah he was destined to be a king just lil my boy lil peep
We lost 2 great souls in the emo scene
He molested the daughter of a rich man
Celebrities without security get robbed
Wonder if he was mugged by native europeans? It must have been, because if it was migrants the article headline would state that he was "enriched," not mugged.
it would actually be the opposite. They would only mention the race of the assailants if it WASNT migrants
no race mentioned, video of the suspects at the bottom.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/15647128/lando-norris-mugging-man-arrested-40k-watch-wembley/
..holy shit lmao. That vid is priceless.
so its a white fellow and a somali fellow.
wholesome.
multiculturalism is so fricking beautiful bros
they don't want to get Mark David Chapman'd
Drunk morons
dude's got half a million of israeliteelry on him
apes vs professionals, geeeeeee
Thread.
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You can't convince me the right isn't a marketing stunt to boost momoa's image
Momoa makes his living being seen as a big dude. His image is his career, and that is his entire image. He can't risk having big but actually useful bodyguards upstaging him and cracking that image.
This is correct
>bro he logs his security guards
>security guards are 5’7 dyels who carry
Still probably more effective than the gorillas if someone starts shooting at you though.
if someone starts shoting at you it is better to have bigger guards , so the bullet has to travel farther before exiting their bodies
I saw him walk through LAX one day with those body guards and from the other side of the room he looked like a giant. Turns out he’s only 6’4”. Which is tall sure, but he looks way taller walking around with those manlets.
it probably is, but he really is a big guy
he handedly mogs Cavill and Affleck who are both very big guys themselves for Hollywood standards
I'm picking the gorilla sized ones any day of the week.
Most big dudes will swing like a fricking jackhammer in street fights, I've personally witnessed big dudes going absolutely ham on crowds of manlets in front of clubs, etc.
I've seen a Manlet somehow KO two fricking giants in a few seconds even though they jumped him. Was fricking impressive not going to lie.
No, that didn't happen.
Yes, that really happened.
>No, that didn't happen.
Yes it fricking did moron. I saw it happen with my own two eyes. Are you a lanklet trying to cope with the fact that there are short men out there who can kick your homosexual ass easily or something?
>t. I'm not even a Manlet.
lmao cope
All it would take is a couple of shots on the jaw at the right angle. If you can hit someone just right and they don't hit you just right, you win. Being big just widens the definition of "just right" while being small narrows it.
Just because something is unlikely doesn't mean it can't happen.
If Momoa trust two guys half his size to protect him it probably means they are trained as frick
Floyd's bodyguards are just there to scare hood rats and annoying fans who ask for photos
This.
Guys on the left will shove you away and maybe kick your ass pretty bad if you get in Floyds face, assuming the assailant isn't armed or very strong.
Dudes on the right will probably dislocate your arm send your balls into your throat in a best case scenario, or in a worst case scenario draw a handgun and put your dead ass on the front page of TMZ.
>Dudes on the right will probably dislocate your arm send your balls into your throat in a best case scenario, or in a worst case scenario draw a handgun and put your dead ass on the front page of TMZ.
Black person can you hop off netflix? You're out of your damn gooning-corroded mind if you think either one will frick you up, They'll shove you away, MAX.
Lmfao, "they'll kill you" what a moron. Bodyguards are only authorized to use force if they're being assailed with equal levels of threat
>Bodyguards are only authorized to use force if they're being assailed with equal levels of threat
No shit sherlock. Escalation.
You're a dumb drunk b***h trying to dive in and get a kiss from Momoa? You're getting shoved.
You're a dumb drunk bro who thinks he can "take" Momoa in a fight? You're getting your ass kicked.
You draw a knife and lunge while screaming I HATE THE ANTICHRIST, you're gonna get shot.
This isn't a difficult concept.
A couple days ago (in my country) a bodyguard killed a criminal who tried to mug a rich guy outside a bank
If you are a threat they will drop you.
>(in my country)
Nobody cares about yuropooria
>in my country
Brazil isn't a country, it's an ape enclosure
Hi Chael
Hello Sailor
this. Mayweather probably goes to Black person events and needs to deal with dumb nigs. if momoa is attacking, it probably won't be some random thug
>muh seekret armbar aikido 1000 years of monk life martial arts
Kek, unless weapons are involved, those manlets are getting ragdolled by a gigahomie that'll go apeshit.
>implying they aren't carrying
Gigahomie is gonna get Harambe'd if it escalates to that point.
Learn to read Black person
weapons are involved
Any bodyguard, even a silverback gorilla looking Black person, that isn't carrying a piece on them, is a moron and should be fired.
Thing is, anyone can learn to shoot, but you can't learn being a 6'5 300lbs mountain of meat and fat that'll steamroll through the average dude.
>300lbs mountain of meat and fat that'll steamroll through the average dude
You realize they aren't bouncers right? If fists start flying, they're probably getting fired. The heater is the first and only option if shit gets violent.
You can tho. MMA, Muay Thai, Judo, BJJ all increase your fighting power by a lot. A trained fighter with the size with the size of the bodyguard will destroy a gigahomie who doesn't fight regularily, probably with lowkicks.
That's why you get a gigahomie trained in martial arts, those are almost unbeatable.
you're delusional. You could train for judo a million years you still wouldn't do shit against some 300kg Black person build like a mountain. He''ll push you over and sit on you without the slightest hint of effort lol.
No, I am the huge guy at my gym, there are tiny people that will armbar you in seconds. They trained some Russian bullshit, Sambo or Catch Wrestling. Unless your single arm is stronger than both of their legs you will get fricked up by a good submission grappler.
also some source:
There are a bunch of videos of bodybuilders against bjj, they can beat opponents 100lbs heavier than themselves easily. Above that it gets dicey, here is a video of a gigahomie defeating a bad (0-4) mma fighter in grappling. So it can go both ways.
>bodybuilders
bro those bodyguards aren't bodybuilders. They dont compare at all.
yeah, but that is good for the martial arts matter argument
whose bodyguards are more effective in hand to hand combat can't be seen by the pic, it depends on who spends more hours in the mma gym sparring
>"beat"
>arbitrary ruleset to protect yourself
And they haven't even trained for fighting and they're going against nerds who have minmaxed for years if not decades with this very specific ruleset. It's like when boxers start trying to brag about how much better they are than muay thai fighters but they dare not ever allow legs, knees or elbows whenever they do those stupid challenges.
I hate bjj dorks so much.
there's a 3rd one behind, you can see legs
me? i would have have one ludicrously large and the other absurdly small. the only caveat is that they cannot have a visible disorder like dwarfism or gigantism
the little man would be instructed to act aggressively and the big man would be cowardly.
Based MasterBlaster employer.
Keked
kino trope homie right here
Your business card need only say BASED on it, good sir
The best bodyguard doesn't look like a bodyguard at all, why would you want to draw that much negative attention towards yourself.
90% of their function is to intimidate people and discourage people from starting shit. Unless you're some high profile politician or CEO you don't need to worry about literal trained assassins; it's all drunk meatheads and random crazy people looking for trouble
Mayweather wants to convey that any threat to himself requires 800+lbs if manpower to subdue. Momoa wants to convey that he is bigger than a bodyguard . It's all about appearances.
This.
Mayweather can knock most people out without breaking a sweat.
Momoa is just a celeb that would get dropped by some random lanklet that does muay thai on the weekends.
>Mayweather can knock most people out without breaking a sweat.
Mayweather will not knock somebody out for less than 20 million dollars. And he's not about to risk a freak unlucky bare-knuckle hand injury from some random street scuffle getting in the way of the next payday.
more like he'd go the way of his uncle, get shot by some hood rat and be crippled for life. That's why he has those big guys, they make good cover.
He couldn't knock Jake Paul out, or basically any opponent he ever went against that was looking in his direction
Didn't he literally hold him up mid-fight so it could go on?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JzRFjSzhhq0
Do you really think little Floyd Mayweather can life 190 lbs like it's nothing?
Yeah, I think a world class fighter could probably do that. You can't project your weakness onto everybody.
People who don't fight are the most delusional people on earth, he literally weighs 150lbs or less, he is a small person, and if grappling was allowed would have lost in the first 2 minutes. But back to the point, he can't do more than 180 lbs on a bench press, how is he gonna hold a 190 lb man with his arms alone? Just think for a second before you believe something please
Just look at that clip of Logan Paul manhandling him for like 15 seconds. Yeah it didn’t amount to much under boxing rules but it showed the difference that size and strength makes even when skill levels are wildly disproportional
>bench
>holding someone up
Holy fricking moron. bench is almost irrelevant in this geometry. The closest thing is a squat, but even then he can hold up a much bigger weight than he can squat because he's not going grass to ass, he only has to brace and hold.
>lift
>hold
not the same thing.
kek, people pay to watch this blatantly rigged shit?
>the fricking casual boxer fan that has only seen exhibit fights
Black person
Black person
I cannot stress this enough
N I G G E R
>that would get dropped by some random lanklet that does muay thai on the weekends.
Guys that train any martial art only on the weekends never go very far, they're all bark and no bite
>Mayweather can knock most people out without breaking a sweat
yeah, people his size, in a ring, with gloves and a referee.
>Mayweather can knock most people out without breaking a sweat.
Makes him more in danger than Momoa, really.
There's not a pub or club in the world where some idiot wouldn't break a bottle over the back of his head, when he isn't expecting it, so they could have bragging rights.
Anyone willing to throw their life away with a single act of violence like that wouldn't be allowed in to the kind of clubs Mayweather goes to anyway.
rich black people commit more crime than poor white people.
hi jontron
his israeli handlers hired israeli bodyguards for him. in 10 years they will blackmail him for cp that they sold him. if they aren't already.
I don't know which one I'd choose but I remember going to an event where the organizer brought in the biggest guys he could find as security. I'm talking Brian Shaw size and some even bigger (taller but fat). All the pumped up guys (including me) walked around like little b***hes after seeing them. No one even bothered trying to look buff, we all got ultramogged. If you haven't seen men of that size before it's tough to comprehend they are real.
Where do you find IRL gorillamoders?
Bouncing at clubs if they're not famous/sponsored. Working federal corrections. Bear meet ups
>bear meet ups
Where the frick do I sign up?
grindr
Sometimes at metal shows, death metal in particular tends to attract some fricking huge guys
I'm briefly new guy that was just under 6'11" and 700 lbs. The dude looked like a living sofa
what Dave chapele had. i mean they did break his attackers arms
Just here to introduce you with the fact that chapele has been replaced with an alternate. Look at current Dave vs. Original Dave, they are NOT the same person.
probably left, even if they weren't good fighters having dudes that are bigger than everyone else would make you feel mentally calm.
right, they look more likely to be liscensed to ccw in kali
Both have their uses. Man I'm bodyguards are probably a good shots and disciplined. A giant gorilla ones make good mobile cover and can absorb quite a few bullets.
>have to pick between fatasses and manlets
Why can't I get Dolph Lundgren looking bodyguards?
Because there's only one Dolph Lundgren and he's his own bodyguard.
Left is morons hoody and hand in pockets. Unprofessional.
'oh I didn't see you coming because my view is obstructed by my hoody. Please wait until I get my hands out of my pockets and pull up my pants.'
Right seem professional.
I feel like left would look significantly less intimidating if they were in suits for some reason
>Mayweather's gorilla sized bodyguards or Jason Momoa average sized bodyguards?
holy shit dude, that Black person must be like 300kg, looks like a powerlifter or some shit
witnessed
Best bodyguard
> Low ammo clip
> Full metal jacket can be stopped by a regular lvl 3 kevlar
> High recoil
> Israely
NGMI
That shit will break your ribs even if you wear plates.
It absolutely will not.
There is a very solid chance it will if it’s a desert Eagle chambered in 50ae. Even wimpy ass 5.56 can break ribs with plates. Body armor isn’t NEARLY as good as normies think
Only morons think armor comes with sci-fi inertial dampeners. The only job of plates is to stop the bullet outside your body.
>only morons
Anon I was combat trained in the military, and have both manufactured and sold guns. Most 1st world normies are genuinely moronic when it comes to anything weapon or combat related (as indicated by this thread). They actually believe the shit in movies and video games are realistic hands why we have 60iq gun laws in western society now
Hence*
>why we have 60iq gun laws in western society now
No, this guy is why you have those laws.
Honestly wouldn’t surprise me anon
>clip
A garbage desert Eagle? Lmao anon you don’t know shit
The delusional shut-in manletry on display here.
Those two manlets aren't Mossad assassins you stupid frickers. If if they were, this is the real world and those gorillas would rip them to shreds unless the manlets decide they're going to risk their freedom on pulling out guns first.
Those "Mossad" are two random b***hes hired by whatever promotion Momoa is attending to escort him from his SUV to the venue.
>bunch of sleepy hobo looking homiez
VS
>trained, alert, professional bodyguards
what a brain teaser!
The sleepy hobos still look more intimidating. Picrel are what actually intimidating, trained professionals look like
>trained
You mean allowed to just shoot people without thinking about it? The other bodyguards don't have that ability and actually have to have experience to do their job.
So you're sawing you'd take the ugly manlets in OP pic as bodyguards over the secret service
the secret service isn't just about standing there looking tough
or anyone who actually needs security won't do much with just a bunch of big guys around it's more about organization than anything being big won't save you from a shooter or a bombing
It would be an interesting fight of bodyguards.
NOTE: Putin would destroy Obama one-on-one
Wide dude with the buzzcut in the middle bodyguardmogs all the others in this thread
>that bald guy that makes a frown with his fricking sunglasses
I'm intimidated just by seeing him
wtf the shades bend to his will
That man brow mogs so hard his brows turn into shades
I kneel
Big Barry 6 in the middle.
Actual lab-grown glow-in-the-darkies.
>Picrel are what actually intimidating, trained professionals look like
I refuse to believe these two homosexuals behind him are actual soldiers, that hair requires too much maintenance to be practical
I'm assuming they're ex SOF or contractors wearing fatigues to not look so out of place
B-b-but they were dressed really snazzy! That means they're John Wicks or something.
Think about this like the hierarchy of controls. The bodyguards everyone is talking about are the LAST and most useless line of defense. The reason the secret service is effective is because they are a network of overlapping protections that make sure the guys you see on camera have the easiest workday.
Bullshit, (in America) you never know who randomly takes out a gun and starts shooting. Lots of presidents were shot (at), and some were lucky their guards t took some of the heat.
guy in the middle looks like agent smith
the bodyguards in both pictures are actually the same size
Man, you beat me to it.
Have a kekkerino, fren.
Momoa is a pedophile so he has the elites guards.
>Thread full of morons who have never fought, have no weapons training, and are mostly clueless about the laws in their own countries talking as if they know anything
Kek
>some gay cucks who wont do shit if you are ever in danger
ill take picrel instead, at least hes got experience kek
maybe ed kemper as well but i think he would be a pussy if shit really broke out, 6'9 300lbs doesnt mean he has balls of titanium like thomas
This is a “my dad” story but yeah, my Dad was in Vietnam.
He said the bravest man in his unit who everyone ended up looking up to was a 5’6” Italian.
He said even more out of the blue was that guys who were SF trained before the fighting started and came in as berets, sometimes turned out to be total cowards despite their physical preparedness and hard core appearance.
the short guys in vietnam were the ones who they made crawl through the tunnel systems. they were the ones who had to know how to kill a man up close, would be my biggest fear
also short guys make smaller targets in war
>Audie Murphy
>Brute Krulak
Military gigamanlets are perhaps the only manlets that no one can disrespect
around Black folk never relax
The ones on the right look like they're semi-professional and probably have some rudimentary legal knowledge
The guys on the left look like he just went around and picked out the biggest guys at an ICP concert, and would potentially get you thrown in assrape prison for beating the shit out of someone unjustifiably, but they could also be more professional than the guys on the right, and just dressing for a certain affect.
Honestly, I don't really care, though.
Wouldn't the bodyguards get thrown in prison if they did something moronic, not you? Provided you didnt command the bodyguards to do the unlawful thing that is
This is the US we're talking about
At the very least you will be put through the legal wringer
>Which bodyguards do you think are better?
The ones with gun.
Notice how the ones one the left are looking away at the camera while the one on the right us deadeyeing the cameraman.
That tells you something.
Feel like Mayweather’s bodyguards are there to act like bouncers and push people out of the way and prevent people from getting to Mayweather.
Mamoa’s guards look professional and like they would just shoot anyone acting suspect.
They're actually the same size, Mayweather's are just there to stop anyone from being able to throw him back in the manlet pit
whoever knows how to use a gun properly
Plot twist: the bodyguards of Mayweather and Momoa are the exact same size
I have stabbed bouncers before. They're big but too wienery and rely purely on their intimidation. Even if they are armed they're not ready to draw making them easy target for a quick poke
Small guys on the other hand know that they won't have the upper hand unless they are ready to act so I never mess with them.
This of course in Minecraft.
>people don't expect to get stabbed out of nowhere
no shit. are you a Black person or something?
I'm sure the guys on the right would expect it
Why do people enjoy watching manlets fight? Wouldn't you rather see two big guys duke it out?
I think the average height weight class should theoretically be the most interesting to watch as a sport, because the most people fit in it, and the more competitors there are the more competitive it is.
When you get into the extremes of dwarf weight classes or giant weight classes they are inhabited by a smaller amount of fighters because there aren't many of that size.
I'd trust pic related. Beware the manlet who makes it in any physical profession.
I would personally go for bodyguards who are exactly the same height as me (5'7)
manlet rage would keep me safe
muhammad ali's bodyguard
>Jason Momoa average sized bodyguards
momoa isn't even 6'0" he's got gnomes with him to make him look bigger in photos.
Momoa is 193 cm, so these guards are about 182. homosexual marketing. You want someone at least as tall as you, to avoid shit being thrown at your head. Ideally, a mix of tank and DPS.
> Tank and dps
the guards are the same size
Mogging your own bodyguards is the ultimate powermove
The setup on the left makes you look threatened, the setup on the right makes you look like the threat.
You morons hyping up gigahomies throwing haymakers have no idea what CP work actually entails.
https://www.ronin.co.za/cpcourse
Thats one of the top close protection programs in the world. How do ypu think some sloppy hood heifer us going to do there?
That being said, Momoa definitely did opt for short agents, just for the image reasons.
>combination of western boxing, wrestling, karate, taek won do, Kung fu and grappling like Judo and Aikido
oh no no no no no, only 3 out of those 7 fighting styles are good and those are boxing, wrestling and judo
left: protecting yourself
right: protecting your fragile ego
Why do these people need bodyguards?
Mayweather's "bodyguards" are just part of his entourage
Is everyone in this thread actually fricking moronic? The manlets are carrying
>Everyone in this thread thinking that Floyd has some gorilla bodyguards while Jason has normal sized bodyguards.
The bodyguards are closer to size than everyone here seems to think. Floyd is Tom Cruise height. Jason is 6'4"
I've been a fat ass and lean, so I would go with the averaged size. They would be quick to react and move, which is what you want in those situations.
I hire german guards, they are known for their loyalty.
British guards are good too.
Both sets are chosen for vanity. Floyd wants to show he can pay to have seven foot tall bodyguards while momoa wants short ones to make him look taller and bigger
If the world champ trusts em in a fight I'd trust em too
Why would you want a team of dudes to just mog you everywhere you go 24/7?
Because normal people dont live their lives in accordance with IST memes
isn't that the guy who makes out with his daughter and fondles her ass? of course he's got some shady israeli bodyguards. i'd unironically rather have Black folk for bodyguards.
Left if they're just unarmed muscle to keep fans from touching you or escorting your daughter somewhere. Right if they have uzis under their coat. I like the aesthetics of left because I don't want to get facemogged by the help.
mayweather is a pathetic dyel weakling cuck
Spreading the hole.
Spreading the hole and receiving the gas.
It's humid.
Wow you're like actually mentally ill
I think its all about intimidation, big guys look scarier
i want a testudo of italian manlets to escort me.
Momoa is an actor who craves fame and cares about image so he hires bodyguards he can mog. They probably are other actors or models.
Mayweather is an actual badass who has hired the most flesh possible between him and the people who would bother him.
highly doubt this. I would bet the studio makes him for one. In their eyes hes part of a potential billion plus pay out. Secondly, people who play badasses ALWAYS get drunk morons/nigs walking up on them at all times to prove themselves or some shit. Also, the few interviews Ive seen of that guy he seems like not only does he not care about any of that- even he would think you are a gay for thinking he does.
The bodyguards in both pics are of the same height and build.
Either Rangers or SAS with martial experience who are not effected by killing and are willing to admit to say they've killed people. Probably have a SWAT trauma medic on hand. I don't know why you don't see these bodyguards with a bag, I need a dude with an Israeli bandage and tourniquet that has actually used one on someone bleeding out.