>I’m afraid of gay people. Petrified. I have nightmares about gay people. I have this nightmare that I go to Hollywood and find out that Mr. T is a homosexual. Really, and he’d be walking up to people going: >“Hey, boy ! Hey, boy !” >“You look mighty cute in them jeans !” >“Now come on over here, and frick me up the ass !” >“I’m gonna bend over now!” >“Hey, boy, slow down ! You’re gonna miss the round, and come too fast !” >“You make me get get mad I clench up my buttcheeks and rip your dick off!”
Looking for an incel thread to post this in. I guess this counts.
FRICK YOU women putting "well-traveled" in their bio on a dating app.
That is not a virtue and it is not interesting except so far as giving me an indication there is something you'd want to be pissing away our money on when it needs to go to mortgage payments or private tuition for our kids.
>looking for an incel thread to write this in
ah, because you realise youre a loser and the only other people that wont mock your autistic ideals are other basement dwelling frickups? such high aspirations bro, good job avioding all opposing beliefs and finding an echo chamber.
run on a treadmill with no knickers (you need to be able to maintain a heavy erection while chasing a girl down)
lurk in the /roon/ thread and starting to run, it's basically practice for rape. Chase women in the park six days a week.
practice glute thrust, single arm dumbell press (you want to be able to pin two hands with a single arm), mountain climbers, and practice going hard as frick on the assault bike while your wiener is hard as frick (don't have a heart attack haha)
all in all though, it's just like any other exercise. The best way to get good at squats is doing a lot of squats. Go figure.
I made this workout for another thread a while ago, feel free to try it
You need to break it down into priorities of the athletic endeavor.
Picture the activity: the competitor needs to sprint to the woman, acquire her, complete the rape, and escape.
My priorities would be sprinting speed, conditioning for performing different high intensity activities in succession, grip strength, grappling ability, and always a bit of overall strength for general well being.
An example could be like this, assuming this is a competitive rapist who dedicates a lot of time perfecting his craft.
Monday- box squats, kettlebell swings, and planks in morning, BJJ practice in evening
Tuesday- elliptical and swimming at low intensity in morning, hill sprints in evening
Wednesday- BJJ practice only
Thursday- push presses, pull ups, and inverted rows in morning, theorycrafting and study (play visual novels, watch aggressive pornography, storyboard imaginative rapes)
Friday- BJJ in evening only
Saturday- elliptical and swimming at low intensity in morning, rape or simulated rape in evening. For simulated rapes in the event you need a break from raping, try combining activities like a hill sprints>sex with Fleshlight stuck in pumpkin>bike ride to next town over
Sunday- rest (Lord's Day)
I could never rape a woman. Not because I don't want to - of course i want to. But whenever i have sex it takes a concerted amount of effort to part her flaps and position myself in such a way to begin penetrating. It always takes me out of the movie when the actor just dops trou and slips it in without even looking. Like what, you just threw a bullseye on your first attempt? Bullshit. >tfw doomed to be a consentcel but I would secretly love to be a rapechad
>It always takes me out of the movie when the actor just dops trou and slips it in without even looking
it takes some practice aka regular sex aka usually LTR
>I’m afraid of gay people. Petrified. I have nightmares about gay people. I have this nightmare that I go to Hollywood and find out that Mr. T is a homosexual. Really, and he’d be walking up to people going:
>“Hey, boy ! Hey, boy !”
>“You look mighty cute in them jeans !”
>“Now come on over here, and frick me up the ass !”
>“I’m gonna bend over now!”
>“Hey, boy, slow down ! You’re gonna miss the round, and come too fast !”
>“You make me get get mad I clench up my buttcheeks and rip your dick off!”
why are you posting old eddie murphy bits
penis pushup, I'd imagine.
Looking for an incel thread to post this in. I guess this counts.
FRICK YOU women putting "well-traveled" in their bio on a dating app.
That is not a virtue and it is not interesting except so far as giving me an indication there is something you'd want to be pissing away our money on when it needs to go to mortgage payments or private tuition for our kids.
You won't be having kids mate, don't worry
>looking for an incel thread to write this in
ah, because you realise youre a loser and the only other people that wont mock your autistic ideals are other basement dwelling frickups? such high aspirations bro, good job avioding all opposing beliefs and finding an echo chamber.
This is just code for looking for a rich guy, just like "a man who knows what he wants" is code for a guy with ambition and a good career
Jujitsu - gotta be able to pin em to win em
Cardio - You will need to frick out of dodge at some point. Gotta be able to outrun cops and angry fathers
hip thrusts
run on a treadmill with no knickers (you need to be able to maintain a heavy erection while chasing a girl down)
lurk in the /roon/ thread and starting to run, it's basically practice for rape. Chase women in the park six days a week.
practice glute thrust, single arm dumbell press (you want to be able to pin two hands with a single arm), mountain climbers, and practice going hard as frick on the assault bike while your wiener is hard as frick (don't have a heart attack haha)
all in all though, it's just like any other exercise. The best way to get good at squats is doing a lot of squats. Go figure.
this
/roon/ing is GOAT, for chasing and for sex as well
She could lose some weight
She could use some rape
She could gain some weight
hump 45lb plates standing up
Imagine huffing her cabbage & bean braps
I made this workout for another thread a while ago, feel free to try it
You need to break it down into priorities of the athletic endeavor.
Picture the activity: the competitor needs to sprint to the woman, acquire her, complete the rape, and escape.
My priorities would be sprinting speed, conditioning for performing different high intensity activities in succession, grip strength, grappling ability, and always a bit of overall strength for general well being.
An example could be like this, assuming this is a competitive rapist who dedicates a lot of time perfecting his craft.
Monday- box squats, kettlebell swings, and planks in morning, BJJ practice in evening
Tuesday- elliptical and swimming at low intensity in morning, hill sprints in evening
Wednesday- BJJ practice only
Thursday- push presses, pull ups, and inverted rows in morning, theorycrafting and study (play visual novels, watch aggressive pornography, storyboard imaginative rapes)
Friday- BJJ in evening only
Saturday- elliptical and swimming at low intensity in morning, rape or simulated rape in evening. For simulated rapes in the event you need a break from raping, try combining activities like a hill sprints>sex with Fleshlight stuck in pumpkin>bike ride to next town over
Sunday- rest (Lord's Day)
Ok, the "Sunday- rest (Lord's Day)" got me kek
Specifity in your training is king. Start with an easy progression like the nursery home and increase difficulty from there.
The most important skill is being able to get hard under extreme stress.
Dunno how you go about it
Can any femanon comment as to whether it is penile penetration in particular or penetration from any phallic object that induces equal fear and dread.
none, because rape is bad.
White women's fault
I would like to put my penis in her vegana if you catch my drift
I could never rape a woman. Not because I don't want to - of course i want to. But whenever i have sex it takes a concerted amount of effort to part her flaps and position myself in such a way to begin penetrating. It always takes me out of the movie when the actor just dops trou and slips it in without even looking. Like what, you just threw a bullseye on your first attempt? Bullshit.
>tfw doomed to be a consentcel but I would secretly love to be a rapechad
>It always takes me out of the movie when the actor just dops trou and slips it in without even looking
it takes some practice aka regular sex aka usually LTR
none, moronic DYEL indians do it so much its part of the culture now. If you are a non fat man its enough