imagine never being outside chopping some elm, ash, and maple logs to throw in your fire to give you the most comfy atmosphere, and coziest heat possible on a crisp fall day. I can just smell the air right now, its coming back soon bros
>steel cut is for women >men eat rolled
idk I've been eating steel cut but my gf gets mad at me, says it takes too long to cook and that it has a worse texture. I never tried rolled just thought steel cut was healthier.
so this is the latest cope for you insecure morons? just going around saying that your personal, subjective preferences that have absolutely no bearing or correlation with gender are somehow the ''masculine'' choice that proves you're a REAL man. you sound so lame and pathetic
Same, handful of rolled oats then wash it down with a nice chug of whole milk, tastes good man. And drinking milk is a subtle racism, so that's a plus.
who the frick has a wood stove? let's come back to reality.
https://i.imgur.com/mX4S5Wt.jpg
empty calories
I love the nuttiness of oats, it reminds me of the scotch glens, but it is not for me, not until I have lost weight, and then only as an occasional luxury in small portions
not meant for human consumption
None
Humans didn't evolve to eat cereals
This board is infested with DYEL inbred morons. Why does anyone still come here? Why am I here?
Try cooking it with a stove
Now try cooking it again with a microwave
I don't know how people still fall for the microwave israelite
It ruins the taste of absolutely everything, it is tailored for the most pathetic and laziest of failures incapable of cooking even the most basic foods
Must be an am*rican thing, only you third worlders loves runing food with microwave so much
It tastes exactly the same. Plus researchers found cooking quickly with as little water as possible at low temperature as possible is the best way to preserve micro nutrients. Steamed or microwave is superior
generally its best prepping it like this for 25-30minutes regardless if you cook it or not, the fluffyness gets better
and you need to stir the oats in the pot way less to reach the fluffy oats consistency if its been sucking up milk
for +20minutes or longer before cooking.
Steel cut slowly cooked overnight on the wood stove with a little bit of honey in the morning is peak comfy
>Godtier divine right of emperor Zojirushi steel-cut oats cooker master race
Lmao Black you throw in your oats and water and milk and whatever else you want and tell it the time you want it finished the next day and it does it perfectly to finish at precisely the time you want it to with 0 monitoring and if you aren't right there it's fine because it just switches to warming mode lmao
>You guys waste time cooking it? Pour your liquid on it and dump it in the fridge for tomorrow, lmao
i do that, but i still add milk and warm it up in the morning also add some honey and cinnamon
I love the nuttiness of oats, it reminds me of the scotch glens, but it is not for me, not until I have lost weight, and then only as an occasional luxury in small portions
Oats are a solid source of fiber, comparable to most: 4g for 150 cals is good. Beyond that oats are a good source of thiamin and a good source all of your minerals minus Na. That is not even to mention how satiating they are making them a great cutting food. You are genuinely moronic if you think oats are an empty calorie.
>uuuh. ackchually they have 4g of fiber and 5g of protein
that's nothing, if you want 100g of protein you need to consume 2800 calories worth of oats, that is terrible for my purposes
Do you not know how to cook? Why would you just eat oats? Why not have them with eggs? You are genuinely moronic if you try to get all your protein from oats.
Rolled oats taste good and you can eat thenlm without cooking if you want. I usually spread them on a plate, pour/drizzle some water on them--as mucg as they absorb without water pooling at the bottom of the plate--and then microwave them for about 90 seconds.
>oats build a body like this >you're just a moron
indeed, oats don't have much protein, but they give me tons of energy to do whatever the frick i want to do, whenever i have actual work to be done i make sure to eat a large bowl of oatmeal with milk and honey in the morning, that shit is literally gasoline for our body.. only 300 pound cave dwellers shit on oats because they can only eat goyslop, pizza, hamburgers, wiener, etc..
>Fiberslop Goyslop
not good for Ath-a-leets, not good for your goygut, not good for nothing except loose brapps
zero point in eating Horsefeed, eat a better carb
>h-hehe I'm g-gonna call it cattlefeed, i-it will surely m-make by p-point better
horses are literally made of pure muscle
you can kick him once and he won't feel shit
he can kick you once and your brain becomes fricking mush
you will never be as strong as a horse
neither, if you are going to eat your grainslop riddled with glyphosates might as well it be in the form of this delicious stack of pancakes. everyone loves kekkies. except you.
Neither of them look flat or small enough.
me when women
Rolled
depends on how long you have to cook them. steel cut are more gummy and imo better, but they take longer to cook.
Steel cut slowly cooked overnight on the wood stove with a little bit of honey in the morning is peak comfy
who the frick has a wood stove? let's come back to reality.
almost everyone in my area
>he doesn’t have a wood stove
Ngmi
imagine never being outside chopping some elm, ash, and maple logs to throw in your fire to give you the most comfy atmosphere, and coziest heat possible on a crisp fall day. I can just smell the air right now, its coming back soon bros
>t. Woodstovelet
sorry I got shit to go
steel cut is for women
men eat rolled
60g rolled oats
30g french vanilla protein powder
20g tigernut flour
15g pb2 powder
15g golden flaxseed powder
3g ceylon cinnamon
1 teaspoon xylitol
7g date syrup
flavorful, rustic, beautiful
how the frick is rolled more rustic than steel cut? you are one special kind of Black person to believe this nonsense.
seething rusticlet
>steel cut is for women
>men eat rolled
idk I've been eating steel cut but my gf gets mad at me, says it takes too long to cook and that it has a worse texture. I never tried rolled just thought steel cut was healthier.
so this is the latest cope for you insecure morons? just going around saying that your personal, subjective preferences that have absolutely no bearing or correlation with gender are somehow the ''masculine'' choice that proves you're a REAL man. you sound so lame and pathetic
>muh masculinity
>adds a bunch of sweeteners to his baby food
lol I just eat oats with milk and it tastes good
why do you need all that
Same, handful of rolled oats then wash it down with a nice chug of whole milk, tastes good man. And drinking milk is a subtle racism, so that's a plus.
what a cringe lord ESL
You guys waste time cooking it? Pour your liquid on it and dump it in the fridge for tomorrow, lmao
You have your oats cold? Consistently?
I hate overnight oats for this very reason
oats should be warm, not cold
Do you not own a microwave
no. also those emit an insane amount of radiation.
bait
This board is infested with DYEL inbred morons. Why does anyone still come here? Why am I here?
multi responding moron.
Try cooking it with a stove
Now try cooking it again with a microwave
I don't know how people still fall for the microwave israelite
It ruins the taste of absolutely everything, it is tailored for the most pathetic and laziest of failures incapable of cooking even the most basic foods
Must be an am*rican thing, only you third worlders loves runing food with microwave so much
It tastes exactly the same. Plus researchers found cooking quickly with as little water as possible at low temperature as possible is the best way to preserve micro nutrients. Steamed or microwave is superior
I mix mine with greek yoghurt and fruit and it is good to go
I do. Almost everyday cold oats is my breakfast.
generally its best prepping it like this for 25-30minutes regardless if you cook it or not, the fluffyness gets better
and you need to stir the oats in the pot way less to reach the fluffy oats consistency if its been sucking up milk
for +20minutes or longer before cooking.
does this work with steel cut?
>dump it in the fridge
Do you waste time putting it in the fridge?
For real, I just eat pour milk and eat it
>not eating food in a ghey way is reddit
He did not think this through.
I literally just take dry handfuls of rolled oats and eat them. Why waste time putting it in the fridge
I literally just take dry handfuls of rolled oats and stuff them up my ass. why wast time digesting them?
I dump the bag straight in the toilet and flush
Lmao, wastrel. Just put it in a bowl and rinse some cold water over it from the sink, this is how alphas eat oats.
I microwave it for 1 minute, it just werks.
NOOOOO, THATS NOT REDDIT ENOUGH!
>Godtier divine right of emperor Zojirushi steel-cut oats cooker master race
Lmao Black you throw in your oats and water and milk and whatever else you want and tell it the time you want it finished the next day and it does it perfectly to finish at precisely the time you want it to with 0 monitoring and if you aren't right there it's fine because it just switches to warming mode lmao
>You guys waste time cooking it? Pour your liquid on it and dump it in the fridge for tomorrow, lmao
i do that, but i still add milk and warm it up in the morning also add some honey and cinnamon
I only eat instant. I hate the texture of rolled and steel cut.
instant is rolled oats though.
>Yes indeed
>I love my glyphosate free sprouted oats with blueberries
>picture for ants
>memespeak
ok, Sally.
mhmm I sure do love my 3x toxic copper sulfate-sprayed oats! at least they are glyphosate-free! 😀
Glyphosate is a demonic attack of the highest order upon the gut health and reproductive function of man.
>muh eggs and stake
Lardass
makes no difference other than texture / taste preference.
empty calories
I love the nuttiness of oats, it reminds me of the scotch glens, but it is not for me, not until I have lost weight, and then only as an occasional luxury in small portions
>empty calories
>fat hands typed this
Imagine being wrong about everything in life
I am not wrong, oats have barely any protein or fiber, it is a starchy staple crop
neither am I fat, I am just below overweight according to my BMI and I want to reduce that
Oats are a solid source of fiber, comparable to most: 4g for 150 cals is good. Beyond that oats are a good source of thiamin and a good source all of your minerals minus Na. That is not even to mention how satiating they are making them a great cutting food. You are genuinely moronic if you think oats are an empty calorie.
you don't know what empty calories are
>uuuh. ackchually they have 4g of fiber and 5g of protein
that's nothing, if you want 100g of protein you need to consume 2800 calories worth of oats, that is terrible for my purposes
Do you not know how to cook? Why would you just eat oats? Why not have them with eggs? You are genuinely moronic if you try to get all your protein from oats.
Rolled oats taste good and you can eat thenlm without cooking if you want. I usually spread them on a plate, pour/drizzle some water on them--as mucg as they absorb without water pooling at the bottom of the plate--and then microwave them for about 90 seconds.
oats are peasant food, for slaves, and they're full of antinutrients
try some eggs and steak for breakfast instead
oats build a body like this
you're just a moron
>oats build a body like this
>you're just a moron
indeed, oats don't have much protein, but they give me tons of energy to do whatever the frick i want to do, whenever i have actual work to be done i make sure to eat a large bowl of oatmeal with milk and honey in the morning, that shit is literally gasoline for our body.. only 300 pound cave dwellers shit on oats because they can only eat goyslop, pizza, hamburgers, wiener, etc..
>oats don't have much protein
>16g/100g
you are peak moron
oh wow 10% of my daily protein intake for 370kcals? count me in
neither
what am I looking at?
why does Bean Chilling look so weird?
Rolled, raw.
not meant for human consumption
Eat whatever oats you like idiot, they are all the same
steel cut are less processed so steel cut
None
Humans didn't evolve to eat cereals
Humans also didn't evolve to waste time shilling meme diets on a serbian wifebeating forum yet here you are
Whole groats
enjoy your pestified antinutrient grain based meal anon
grains are literally a cheatcode for poor people. rice and oats are so cheap and tasty.
No, potato
I eat taters for dinner. this is for my breakfast.
>unnecessary carbs
NGMI
>Fiberslop Goyslop
not good for Ath-a-leets, not good for your goygut, not good for nothing except loose brapps
zero point in eating Horsefeed, eat a better carb
>h-hehe I'm g-gonna call it cattlefeed, i-it will surely m-make by p-point better
horses are literally made of pure muscle
you can kick him once and he won't feel shit
he can kick you once and your brain becomes fricking mush
you will never be as strong as a horse
neither, it has negative nutritive value
neither, if you are going to eat your grainslop riddled with glyphosates might as well it be in the form of this delicious stack of pancakes. everyone loves kekkies. except you.