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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Left mogs in every way. What character is that? I recognize Red Sonja but not big mama

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      fem Conan

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I suspected. Lame

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    yer mum m8

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the big b***h of course

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    whichever one listens to my autistic infodumps

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Left all day, and I'd be sure to never pull out of her.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your a gay if you choose right over left

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Left's face is kind of vile but right looks like a b***h so left

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    left would have incredibly strong children, looks mildly supernatural, and could also beat right to death.
    the ginge minge looks like a b***h

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    L e f t
    E
    F
    T

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish red sonja was my wife

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    right.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather frick right but marry left

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Marry the one on the left and use her raw moron strength to enslave the one on right and have snu snu threesomes.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wanting to have sex with cartoons

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wanting to have sex with 3d

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Boy. Lifting wont help you with these kind of issues.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wants to be a man
    >asks internet pals which cartoon to frick

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick right, marry left, I can fix them

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    a woman who loves me.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Both.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    As a bona fide switch, I want to rape right and I want left (but preferably both) to rape me

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    ME WANT SNOO SNOO

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick this actually a hard one for me.
    My favourites are redheads, but I'm also 6'5" and like tall girls. I assume the redhead is of average female height.
    The left dwarfs the redhead typically by how much I dwarf the average woman so I assume she's my height.

    They both scratch my itches.
    On one hand I have my favourite redhead I could pick up and use as a flesh light.
    On the other we could raise a family of giants and height mog other couples.

    I can't choose, Ahura Mazda, it's in your hands now.
    Odds, left.
    Evens, right.
    Dubs? Both.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      relax gay i am Manlet king 5'10 . I pick both. In my religion, I can marry many women. u can go frick off don't mess with me or i will break you like the twig that you are

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        p*do muslim chimping again? Who let him out?

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to put a smile on the left girl's face.
    And also be snu snu'd by her, obviously.

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whichever one has the bigger dick
    N-no h-h-homo

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >left as your loving wife and mother of your children
    >right as your concubine and to help raise the horde you will spawn

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whichever lets me hit.

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Left but redheaded

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Left, not just because of body. I hate overly plastic faces like one on the right.

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    what about now?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still left

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the taller one everytime.
      >only high t males understand

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    both are fine. I'm not that picky

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think i solved it.

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Left, with my penis 100%

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Femconan would only frick the men that could overpower her.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      or ones she chooses to overpower

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, she would walk into the throne room; behead the queen and rape the king. Force them to have her prodgeny, then roam off to a new adventure.

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Had a lot of right but my dick is adventurous and would try the left.

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