>Powerlifters
Smelly fat autistics
>Rock climbers
Exclusively dyel young adults.
>Marathon runners
Vegan lesbians
That’s my top 3 most annoying. What do you think?
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Forgot to add mixed martial artists.
I can’t stand sudo-spiritualist “I’m enlightened because I can kick-in heads good” bullshit.
boxing and weightlifting (Olympic) are the most based in my eyes.
I remember a guy in my mma gym who'd bow everytime he walked into the room, even if he walked out quickly to grab some water etc.
Muay Thai gays do that alot too.
>saturday football players
Take up space in the park, argue constantly and get into little fights infront of children and act like yobs.
>rugby lads
Loud, obnoxious and overly macho, with weird gay hazing and homosexual vibes.
>surfers
Act like cool bros and spiritualists, but it's all an act to get pussy and behave like teenagers. Act chill but get insanely jealous over women and extremely butthurt if you 'impede' their surfing in anyway, like a rookie accidentally surfing too near them. All vain and self obsesed homosexuals.
Lol this. These homosexuals brag about being homeless at 25 y/o because they sleep in a van and spread their herpes around in their polyamorous communities.
Where do you have surfers football and rugby in the same place? Aus?
UK
People surf in the uk?!
Yeah. the net.. No, there are a few places but they're pretty Mickey Mouse compared to more famous countries. https://getoutside.ordnancesurvey.co.uk/guides/best-british-locations-for-surfing/
Plenty of windsurfing (plenty of wind) all around the UK, particularly the south and southwest coasts.
Wow thats pretty crazy I didnt know that. People do it here in norcal but its still cold as shit. Can’t imagine going even farther north for it.
Aye, I surf down the Thames each day for work. I use my briefcase to shield myself from eels and human turds.
I have gone surfing in the uk, it is fricking cold
the shrinkage was highly disturbing
Dude what are yhou talkin about? The homoerotic tension is the best part of rugby.
>“I’m enlightened because I can kick-in heads good”
How is that bad
Being able to kick in heads doesn’t make you an authority on philosophy or politics. It just means you’re good at kicking in heads and nothing more.
The whole Bruce Lee act was a novelty of the 1970s exotica; trying to do it now is just cartoonish.
You should be pragmatic about combat sports for self-defence.
I'd love to roll with either of you and have a philosophical discussion after but you'll just have to take this quote as the reason why you should respect MMA
BJJ homosexuals are the bottomest, gayest, twinkest, most effeminate little homos in the whole martial arts sphere.
Even aikidotards deserve more respect
>MMA
>warriors
lol
>t. untrained
get decapitated homo
Join the army gay. Playfighting with some tech bros doesn't make you combat ready
You seem extremely assblasted because an anon made a joke about your beloved hobby. Maybe en*lighten* up a little bit Miyagi-san.
hand to hand combat with fists has been obsolete since the first feral hominoid discovered how to sharpen a long stick
And it's been all downhill since.
lol this. no wonder why kangoos are only in australia
Being a warrior is a occupation(i.e. someone who wages war), not a sport
Either way all societies separated it's scholars from it's warriors
the warrior-poet has been a trope for as long as written history goes, this reads like cope
How many MMA people compose poesies?
dno but most of the people in my gym are into philosophy or politics beyond your avg normie
Spouting bullshit Hasan the moron says isn't being into politics moron
>sudo-spiritualist “I’m enlightened because I can kick-in heads good” bullshit
Maybe it's because my introduction to "MMA" was boxing + high school wrestling instead of BJJ or Muay Thai, but I've never seen this. Sounds annoying as hell, I'd gladly take the Tate wannabes we get over guys like
.
>sudo
Lol, it‘s pseudo, mong. It means false in greek.
>sudo
Do you also spell "per se" as "persay"?
>he doesn't know the sudo-spiritualist command
>>Rock climbers
I fricking hate these homosexuals like you wouldn't believe.
why
I'll go for the first time this saturday
I bench 1.75pl8 for 5 and OHP 1 pl8
Rock climbing attracts homosexuals 99% of the time. You might be exception, but everybody I met is insufferable about it.
>but everybody I met is insufferable about it
Only ever met two proper free climbers - and for both of them it was their sole fricking topic of conversation.
See what I mean? It's exactly like that.
What the frick are you blabbering about?
You’re illiterate, moron.
I go once a week and it's full of young, fit people and QT3.14's who often don't wear a bra. Not a fatty in sight.
>Rock climbing attracts homosexuals 99% of the time
>but [rock climber] I met is insufferable about it
So you’re 99% of the homosexuals you’re complaining about?
Hottest okcupid date I ever had was a rock climber.
Idk. Hyper liberal. Skinny passive twinks. Or just way overly obsessed. Some talent there though
my expectations align with your observations but I simply want to be able to dive, climb and have endurance when I'm on the ground
I dabble with diving during summers, train every other day so I want to try my luck with climbing during off periods
it can be a lot of fun, dont get me wrong. i personally find a lot of the guys a bit idk, effete? like i certainly wouldnt trust rely on them to have my back if things got tough. i basically get the same vibe i get from urban women. for people that supposedly go outside i would dread seeing the meltdowns if they ever got lost.
It's just a weird fricking pussy vibe. It's for guys who are stoners or liberals. They are the type to eat a bowl of kashi cereal then go rock climbing then grab a hoppy ipa at their favorite local brewery after then grab a vegan burrito on their way home.
Is there any culinary crime more heinous than the vegan burrito?
If someone can't run a sub 1hr 10km with 3 months of training they should probably just ropemaxx. It's a disgrace to the human species.
tbh a vegan burrito isn't really that wild, it can have beans, salsa, some roasted chiles and avacado. That would be pretty tasty. Everyone likes bean burritos, they're better with cheese but they're not gonna be bad without it.
If it doesn't have either cheese or eggs, it's an abomination. A foul perversion of the true, pure form of a burrito. Veggie burritos are passable, vegan are not.
God damn you just perfectly described my brother in law who spends at least 3 days a week in the rock climbing gym. At least he doesn't eat vegan.
>pussy vibe
That’s really just what it is, isnt it? I was trying to describe it more thoroughly but nothing sounds as correct as just calling it pussy shit. Everyone there is a pussy. Youd think those ripped callouses and dinos might accidentally make someone secrete some testosterone one time
>Vegan
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One of the worlds best trad climbers is a carnivore.
You need to differentiate between indoor gym "climbers" and actual climbers.
>McDonald's burgers
it's 50% onions so it still counts as vegan
He only ate the patties. This was the point of the video, moron
I hate rock climbing because most climbers don't train at all. They're barely athletes, they're hobbyists and because it's so expensive it attracts the worst kinds of people. Alpinism is based though.
Case in point goes to the gym to look at women, I go to the gym to train
It's disgusting. Some bodybuilder guy asked me to use my chalk for his entirely machine and cable workout. A shame about the mental illness too.
Cycling the verb is based. Cycling the sport is cringe. Riding a bike is amazing, couldn't care less about the peloton. Downside is numb penis and also eating disorders.
Calisthenics athletes are liars. Either dyel who lie about how good calisthenics is, average people who lie about only doing calisthenics, or fit people who lie about not taking steroids.
t. weightlifter
>weightlifter
>moronic
No way
LOL
post lifts and age
Why is everyone such a b***h on IST. Just do some sort of exercise. Weight lifting should be incorporated into any lifestyle, but only lifting weights all the time suitable for everyone. I lift weights, run a couple miles a week, and do calisthenics. I also bike and swim sometimes.
You sound mad.
Is there anything more moronic that someone who calls himself a “weight lifters”, everyone lifts weights and most of them don’t go around calling themselves “weight lifter”, embarrassing
Rock climbing is considered expensive? I pay €16 a pop at my local climbing gym, including shoe rental (the only gear you need there). That's pretty much on par with running and way cheaper than mountain biking.
America issue. Gym climbing became somewhat of a status thing for some reason. Probably because tech homosexuals have more money than sense
>t. weightlifter
You will never be a weightlifter. You have no technique, you have no strength, you have no speed. You are a DYEL twisted by ATG videos and dollar store chalk inhalation into a crude mockery of Lü’s squat jerk perfection.
All the “validation” you get from the jury at your local meet is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back gym goers mock you. Your online coach is disgusted and ashamed of you, the judges laugh at your small legs and wonky snatches after you've left the platform.
Weightlifters are utterly repulsed by you. Decades of technique drilling and heavy squats have allowed weigtlifters to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even crossfitters who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a weightlifter. Your horrible clean contact is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get into a state meet after years of training, the judges will promptly red light all your disgusting attempts at a jerk when they see your slow dip, forward lean and soft lockout.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel your meniscus grinding down like pepper, ready to explode your knees under the unbearable (80kg) weight of your snatch PR.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll sell your Antas, bin your sleeves, put your Eleiko belt around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to buy you a ticket for Weightlifting House's streams and prohibitively expensive online coaching sessions. They’ll bury without the participation medals you won at your local meets, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a DYEL is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably low density.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
just dont go to tclimbing gym, crag, or climbing threads. problem solved.
At least half of my friends have become infected by this homosexualry and now suddenly can't stop talking about it, so no, it's not as simple as that.
I'm neither but nice try, I guess. I can pull my body weight, rock climbers are still obnoxious homosexual normies, and you're one of them, apparently.
>normies
you must be an absolute uninteresting autist with no social skills or a its not a phase mom teenager to still type this out lmfao how miserable and alone are you
A powershitter or roidtroony typed this. Kek, imagine not being able to pull your body weight up the wall with all them muscles.
IST dyel posters is far and away the most annoying
But damn they are funny
>pantyboy at my gym
No they aren't.
>t. pantyboy (at my gym)
Old people who take up space at the gym having social hour to get away from their wives for a few hours
Indians (they just smell in general)
>Old people who take up space at the gym having social hour to get away from their wives for a few hours
I didn't realize this was a widely occurring phenomenon, I thought my gym just had a moronic user base.
> bodybuilders
shaved gay gorillas
I've been bouldering for 2 years and can definitely say it is both wildly misunderstood by gays like you and also actually filled with annoying c**ts. But whatever you do would also be so if your sport suddenly surged in popularity over the last decade.
There is a massive amount of cope that boils down to:
>I have to be strong to be good at bouldering
>I have to be skinnier to be good at bouldering
And everyone picks one of those as a reason they suck, when they really just aren't good at it.
>But whatever you do would also be so if your sport suddenly surged in popularity over the last decade.
>I have been bouldering for only 2 years
You’re part of the problem
I didn't say I wasn't new to it dumbass. I clearly accepted my role in the popularity surge.
You haven’t
Lmao shut the frick up. You've been bouldering for 2 years. You don't know shit.
bouldering gets boring soon enough kiddo, you'll realise that when ur no longer new
go lead some high walls
Women
People into any sort of combat.sports. literally the vegans of the fitness world
>hyrox/crossfit
Ex-rugby player from a private school who got injured or went travelling and "found themself", now just preaches about how you're only competing against yourself. Sells self-esteem courses on instagram.
>Powerlifter (type 1)
Fat, smelly. Has tattoos and a beard, wishes he were a viking and thinks a 1500lb total will make up for being physically repulsive. Hasn't done cardio in 20 years.
>Powerlifter (type 2)
Trains in a singlet every session. Constantly talks about how powerlifting is a real sport and how other feds should just give up and let the IPF run everything. Either totally DYEL or suspiciously jacked for a tested lifter.
Squats high bar but pulls sumo.
https://old.reddit.com/r/CrazyFrickingVideos/comments/1aj0y4i/climber_forgot_to_attach_him_self_to_the_rope/
said wrong file type but found it on redshit
why did you do this OP?
>Hikers
Materialistic dog-parent social media dregs who "appreciate nature" by ignoring trail markers and driving hundreds of miles to sleep in chain hotels. Typically limp-wristed liberals and women.
Not my experience at all. Maybe you mean weekend stroll-goers who never make it a mile past the parking lot. Or maybe through-hikers trying to find themselves or some shit. In my experience hikers are just chill and cover a wide range of age and background. Young couples on a date, retired dudes peakbagging, groups of friends camping out together, solo guys doing it for the cardio, parents with their teenage kids... almost anyone can be into hiking. And yes being in nature is a legitimate draw for many.
>ignoring trail markers
The people you describe are obnoxiously anal about trail markers though. They'll have an anneurism if you admit to bushwacking or even cutting a switchback
Agree. The people described cant read a compass and topo map and would literally die from exposure doing 10 miles off trail
>IST posters
Don’t actually lift. Get mogged by actual fitness enthusiasts. No cardio. Eat like shit. Act superior.
BJJ gays and cyclists.
>cyclists
cope, seethe, and bow down to your superiors.
>ctrl+f cali
Calisthenics bros, did we... win?
Carnivore people. Always ready to tell people their diet is trash and veggies will kill you/they aren't ancestral or whatever
Cyclists
Boulderers
Crossfitters
Literally any sport or community that favours being lightweight (climbing cycling CrossFit) and any that favours being a fat frick (left wing, powershitters, etc) they all have a huge fricking chip on their shoulder about their size on both sides of the spectrum
The fricking cope I hear from climbers when I go for a weekly session both to my face and behind my back
>he can only do that because the holds/problem favours strength of so and so he would fail etc etc
None of them
The worst demographic by far, are druggies, especially the ones that think they went on some hyper spiritual journey
LSD is life bro
>have friend that works in finance
>he's pretty rich
>starts getting into drug shit
>takes an international trip to a shamanic retreat
>when he comes back he's all "materialism is bullshit bro i've seen past the veil"
It's curious how all the drug homosexuals have trust funds and the like
an international trip to a shamanic retreat
He's a moron then
I've always been fully aware that there was nothing spiritual in LSD or mushrooms.
climbing is a ton of fun and can get you to a good physique as a natty but goddamn is the community just a bunch of gay urban enby yuppies nowadays. Most gyms are also crawling with youth groups at all hours of the day so expect to have to wait 5 minutes to get on a boulder as some 8 year old kid touches all the holds and runs beneath you when you're on the wall
Some day I will fall and kill one of those kids and I’m going to ream the parents for it
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I dont hate the kids. Kids are kids, they have terrible awareness and are stupid. Its the yuppie entitled shit parents that need to be put on a leash and forced to watch their children every second theyre there. Its not fricking chuck e cheese and I pay a lot of money to go there
Do people really make money on youtube by just reading reddit posts out loud? I feel like an butthole having an actual job
his channel is pretty small right now and I doubt he makes much from it but yeah it sure does feel that way sometimes
boldering is fun. i wish i had a center closer to me. i can go on the weekends but it's too packed.
I think climbers are all pretty chill though, also very and welcoming and helpful if you ask them for advice or technique. Dyel in this sense isn't even that big of a deal since it's literally not about lifting, that would be like complaining that triathletes are duels.
And assuming you're now a middle aged boomer, why would being a young adult even be a problem? You're not bitter are you?
For me it's manlets
Followed by incels
>OP
he's a homosexual
Mostly gym culture is toxic. Especially the dyels and average dudes who compare themselves with everyone and b***h about
>muhhhh protein
>muhhhhhh progressive overload
Damn shut the frick up nerd b***h. The bigger dudes tend to be the chillest somehow
They been in the trenches errday cuh. They seen sum shit and they kno sum. U gotta listen to the og but u dont become og overnight
>The bigger dudes tend to be the chillest somehow
This is true in dick size as well. A guy who stretches labia and bumps cervix often tends to radiate chill relaxed energy during the day.
i exclusively swim and climb and mog any gymcel ive met, these sports make for peak aesthetics. great muscle mass all around and low bf%. qts come up to me and cheer me on and i talk shit with bros while resting. i know youre just bitter because you have no social skills or are just not an attractive fella, unlucky. stay lonely, fat and out of my gyms, poors
IST anons who don't lift and act smug towards anons that do.
Old people that take up space doing the bare minimum.
Dyels that don't push themselves and spend most of their time on their phones.
>Powerlifters
Those are the worst for sure.
>probably gay
>can't properly diet
>talk shit on IST 24/7
>look horrible
>smell bad
>using the same squat rack 3 hours straight clogging up the gym
moronic
Spotted the cyclist.
Don't forget to drive in the middle of the street during rush hour traffic!!!!
How could I forget when there's stationary cars on both sides of the street?
KEK
got 'em
Yep, tossgays seething
>cyclist seethe starts
>cant explain single logical reason why
>can practically hear the wheezing and cpap machine through the screen
What the schizo shit has happened?
>powerlifter
Fat guy who pulls < 2x bodyweight, entire personality is being a powerlifter, has either never competed or has never come close to winning. May or may not be a literal redditor but acts like the sterotype. Butts into every lifting topic despite being fat and gives advice without being asked.
>BJJ manlet
Skinnyfat dyel millennial who has done BJJ at a McDojo for a few months, now thinks he is a skilled fighter. Almost always is an insufferable leftist. Has never been in a real fight but he constantly talks about how he could kick someone's ass.
>Marathoners/Long distance runners
idk I just find them annoying
>marathoners/long distance runners
I gel with these types of people the most but there's a lot of ex-college athletes trying to relive their glory days in this sport. run clubs are kinda gay but it's nice to run with other people around your skill level from time to time. I just tag along with my friend from time to time and run with his run club people on their easy recovery days (maybe like 6 or 7 miles) since their hard speed workouts are way faster than anything I could do and their long runs are like 18 miles.
>there's a lot of ex-college athletes
My experience is the exact opposite, people who didn't do any sports and now do long distance jogs at a very slow pace
it's a bit of both which leads to this weird situation where something like 3/4's of self-described runners are shitters happy with running 10:00min/miles and maybe someday breaking a one hour 10k and then the other quarter of runners are extremely dedicated autists who aren't happy until they can run a 15:30 5k just like back in their high school days.
i just like running 3 to 4 miles at 7 to 730 pace 3 or 4 days a week to not be fat.
Sounds like that guy is associates with athletes and you associate with lardasses.
>the climber who forgot his rope and jumped off the wall at the top and went splat
I dies laughing at that shit
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>rock climbers
always dyel granolas
>powershitters
fat fricks taking 30 minutes to do 3 sets
>crossfit
just fricking do a normal work out you're not an athlete. Stop flipping tires over or pushing the the stack of plates when you're fat. 90% of the people who do that ay the gym have no reason to do it. If it's high schoolers who play football that makes sense.
Cyclists, rock climbers, golfer (their insistence that it's a sport draws my ire)
>rock climbing
>expensive gear
You’re moronic
Insufferable homosexual cloomber identified
homosexual dyel “lifter” who gets winded climbing 1 flight of stairs and can’t climb a ladder detected
b***h can you even 1-3-5 on the medium rungs?
>Who are the most annoying fitness Community?
https://boards.IST/fit
Cyclists, everyone else is bearable in comparison
>Crabs in a bucket the thread
Cyclists.
Jannies
>tfw no smelly young adult lesbian
I think you forgot to finish your thought
>tfw no smelly young adult lesbian to sit her smelly young ass on my nose
Thats better. Thank you
>Climbers are exclusively dyel young adults.
I'm a climber and I mog 99% of this board. Seethe.
Did you really get your bf to hold your timestamp? Lmao
Post body.
Negor
Also you have a short neck made even shorter by overdeveloped traps. Not that overdeveloped means anything since you're 5'4" and only needed two weeks to build that muscle.
Post body.
Looking fricking amazing king. What grade you pushing rn?
Ty lad, working on v10/11 rn
Fricking insane man. Just did my hardest hangboard session today. My finger strength's really coming along. Any tips to get the front lever? My last weighted chin set was 3x5 for 54lbs.
Front lever is mostly a lat exercise and is way easier if you're very light but I'm not expert in stuff like that, I don't think front levers are very applicable to climbing. You mentioned hangboarding, that is by far the best supplementary tool for climbing.
No, I have severe self-esteem issues and I'm here to tear others down, not be torn down myself.
Your nips and belly button look like a weird little face lol. Also you definitely weigh like 140 soaking wet, in which case: mogged into the ground, little man
Glad you're mirin my picture long enough to try and find finer detail. Appreciated. Just keep squatting. We're all gonna make it.
Same here, I mog most of these lil boys and I haven't lifted in 10 years. Just clombing
>lean and dyel.
Imagine my surprise.
>Collects children’s toys
>Pokémon underwear
You look great but your legs are lacking which is expected. You still look like a giga dweeb autist.
>He doesn't want to catch em all
Heh, what's wrong, kid? Scared???
lycragays
Welp, based on the number of replies, cloombergays are definitely the most annoying little c**ts.
rock climbing is based. it's just that many rock climbers aren't
>Exclusively dyel young adults.
I was thinking on going, but had seen many anons saying it's a bunch of left leaning dyel homos. Checked out this local place IG and it is. It's just a bunch of hipsters art students
frick that noise, worst people ever.