Who do you hate more, Vegans or Cyclists?

Who do you hate more, Vegans or Cyclists?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vegans don't accelerate when you try to pass them.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cyclists by far.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I hate people who ride bycicles? Americans are fucking weird

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rent-free.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because they behave like entitled gays in traffic

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So they act like drivers?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you dont drive do you

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes I do. You can easily just drive past them. Most of the time you don't need to because there's designated roads for cyclists in most of Europe lol. The US has a shitty car-focused traffic network.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Americans are literally brainwashed by their fat, satanic, pedophile government to hate people being healthy.
      >guaranteed healthcare
      >bike lanes
      >access to education
      >clean air
      All bad things according to them, despite much poorer nations handling all these things with no problem. It's pure cognitive dissonance.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cyclists. I basically have 0 interactions with vegans but i'm forced to interact with cyclists every time I fucking drive. also, I usually discipline my dogs for barking as people walk by, but I encourage them barking violently at cyclists

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I pity vegans, but I hate cyclists.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cyclists and it isn't even close

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    guys that ride track bikes and mtb are based as fuck
    also most track cyclists will squat more than you could ever hope to even on gear
    road cyclists in America fall into one of three categories:
    >1. freds/MAMILs: unhealthy retards that think that investment in an expensive bike = riding skill and fitness
    >2. gravelchads/stealthies: generally built their own ride to their own specs and just want to go fast and enjoy being outside
    >3. new wave GCN zoomers and millennials: into it for the same reason people are into Random Golf Club - it's fun spiting the boomers by enjoying their sport without participating in gay gatekeeping and supercilious adherence to meme rules that only apply to the global championships
    Group 1 is cringe and as bad as vegans, however in some situations they may be based just due to the overwhelming amount of seethe they can cause in certain situations. Group 2 is based. Group 3 doesn't bother anyone.

    vegans are far more insufferable than any of the above, because even MAMIL roadies would prefer that you not participate because it's their "cool dad club." No one tries to get you to ride a bike. Vegans constantly try to not only convert you, but complain that non-vegan food items are even on a menu.

    The only thing that approaches vegans are european cyclists, the type of gays from Copenhagen that ride little cruisers with baskets on the front. They bitch and moan that cars exist in their sleepy european suburb, but will also literally call the police on you if you try to ride fast.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >*puts on brightly colored spandex*
      >*rejects humanity and goes t-rex mode*
      >*spends $80k on a bike*
      >just to ride around in circles
      I fail to see how someone can consider that based

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dinndu nuffins tier level of brain power here.
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    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Groups 2 and 3 are both part of group 1

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lol buddy gravel bikes are a complete meme and are for people who don't actually ride. Chad rides a road bike(rim brake, 25mm tires) built before 2012 and a mountain bike.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mountain bikers are just as bad. I hate having to get off a narrow trail because those retards can't be bothered to slow down or just use a wider trail. They make a tone of noise that scares away birds and other wildlife.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a vegan scootist

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cyclists on roads
    they drive as if they are trying to get themselves killed, and if you hit their retarded ass while they make a sharp unannounced turn, it's somehow your fault

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vegan Cyclists who morally lecture others.

    Yes these abominations of nature exist.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Both equally

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People who hate either are just insecure about themselves.

    people hate cyclists because it makes them feel lazy for driving instead of exercising. People hate vegans because they know unnecessarily killing animals is wrong but don't want to give up pleasures.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Terrible bait but I’ll bite. People hate cyclists because they block the road, doing shit like riding 2 aside or in the middle of the road when there’s a bike lane. People hate vegans for the same reason they hate religious fanatics, namely you won’t shut up about how your worldview is the one true god.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    UK anon here. You have absolutely no idea what colossal wankers cyclists are here, think they are bad in America, or in other parts of Europe? Think again. We have to cater to them on the roads because we're a green country, even made a fucking cyclist path specifically for them to use on roads but they never do it and still have the audacity to complain about shit when a taxi, or other vehicle drives too close to them if they so much as dare drive on the roads when it's 100% their fault for nearly getting hit. Fuck them.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nigg- oh. I guess cyclists

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >vegans

    Those people in the pic are probably all in their 20s kek

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely charmed to see that my having fun and exercising makes gays seethe this much.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ketolards

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Neither. I already hate Americans so much, there's no space left for hatred of people who work out or don't murder animals.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When I was working hospo the big groups of post ride Lycra cyclists were always the worst customers. Loud, obnoxious and always left a mess

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