this year I told my family I would not be going to their christmas dinner
all they want to do is eat carbs and fats and salt and red meat
going there would basically be suicide for my lifting and fitness and gains
>but you should see your loved ones!
not as important as lifting
>but eating badly once a year is not a big deal!
yes it is
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I don't want to go because they are all heathens
Based. Christmas has always been a pagan holiday co-opted by christcucks.
I'm not pagan and it is not a pagan holiday
>never heard of the winter solstice tradition or christian syncretism with european paganism
The promised Savior is born!
Cry MORE
Practice for hell, israelite
>The promised Savior is b-ACKKKKK
If real you've lost the plot.
I'm skipping christmas cause I went to the city last week. Don't wanna go there two weeks in a row, too much of a time waste.
feels pretty good to not have to go through the whole christmas dinner ordeal tbh. it's never as bad in practice as it is in my mind, but I'm not to keen on these holydays. I'd rather work out and focus on my own shit
Just eat what you'd regularly eat but at the dining table
frick off israelite
>see your loved ones not as important as lifting
That's kind of sad. I mean, your home has been a shithole, right?
>eating badly once a year is a big deal
Now that's moronic.
I know this is bait but post body
>inb4 you won't because you're dyel
Im having family lunch on 24 but skipping whole family gathering on 25. Im wondering if it would be too sad/autistic to go to the gym or even ask to the receptionist if 25 december gym is open. Would like to go to the 24 lunch pumped tho, my parents always take pics of us and i would like to be remembered swole.
>i would like to be remembered swole.
you got an appointment upstairs on the 26th ?
yeah man christmas is a rebranded pagan god worship anyway
basically a satanic ritual in disguise
Christ was born in March not in December
the whole holiday has been comercialized beyond recognition so people feel urged to buy stuff from companies that shill satan all year round and now they don't even pretend Christmas is about Jesus so they call it X-mas and don't use christian imagery at all
100% pure unadulterated autismo
Post body. You sound like an insufferable homosexual and I bet you weren't invited because everyone hates you.
I mean, I'm not lost enough to participate in a made up pagan holyday that's all about consumerism and a mockery of Jesus peace be upon him.
Imagine, kek.
>jesus got nailed by romans
kek israelites can't stop losing
Just put some extra meat and vegetables on your plate, and skip the less healthy stuff.
You literally don’t even require a single dietary restriction or modification tot he food as cooked.
Fricking moron.
every meat and vegetable is drenched in grease and sauce and the only egg dish is eggnog
I am not gonna get enough protein
combine with your entire family basically forcing you to stuff your face with cakes and pies and pastries and desserts and snacks it is basically over
Put the meat and vegetables on your plate.
Take a little sauce on top.
Have a small slice of cake for dessert.
Tell them “thanks mom this was delicious! I’d love to have more but I’m so stuffed right now!”
How fricking stupid are you?
>forcing you to stuff your face
pussy
>Not bulking during Christmas
I'm not going, I'm not eating a 16pc KFC party bucket and ruining my hard work this year.
OP is a israelite.
If real you’re being short sighted. 1000 even 2000 extra calories in a day won’t hurt you, if anything your lifts will be better the next week. Shit take op rethink your choices
>doesn't understand how CICO works
>CICO is real
otterschizo cutgays lose again
christmas is prime bulking season
It’s the peak bulk. One final huge meal before the cut begins in January. Skellys just don’t get it
>cut
>begins in january
I mean Jesus Christ anon how fat did you get? cutting should take like six weeks
when does it get to the point that this is just an eating disorder
eating modern food is an eating disorder
OP is a massive homosexual
I'm going to go visit mine so my grandma can tell me what a big strong boy I am so I can get the motivation to crush my PB when I get back
i told my mom i'm going on a trip
but i lied, i'm gonna stay home it's just too depressing to celebrate christmas with my mom
Bait thread and the premise is indeed moronic.
If your gains can be wrecked by a single day of indulgent eating with family and friends then you must be incredibly frail.
i skipped thanksgiving not because of worrying about the food, but because i didnt want to be around family i havent seen in years still at ground zero of my life a complete failure with nothing to talk about and no accomplishments despite being over 30 years old
christmas is just gonna be a regular day with my parents, ie we stay in the same houe not talking to each other
My Christmas is unironically cancelled. My pregnant gf and I are so poor were on the verge of homelessness and instead of pulling together around us, both our families have simultaneously turned their backs on us.
So why are you bringing a child into this world if you're poor and homeless? Your families are making the right decision not supporting you if this is the type of decision make abilities you have
ok boomer
Good. Only poor black people are allowed to have kids and mexican families stick together no matter what. Whites are a failed race. Yakub help them.
you're probably subhumans
just get an abortion
If you said that to my face I’d abort you, homosexual.
>my pregnant gf
>gf
>not a wife
your families are correct
>getting divorce raped
pic related op
forgot pic
Calories don't count on christmas. learn the rules, dumbass
It's true, Jesus takes away calories in everything you eat on his birthday.
it's not his birthday tho, it's some pagan's god birthday
I can't remember the last time someone cared enough to give me a Christmas present, other than my mother of course.
Brehs, how do you wienersuckers fall for such obvious bait?
OP literally said:
>all they want to do is eat carbs and fats and electrolytes and protein
He wants to convince you lot to skip going to your families so the overall family mires in the world are going to him, crab bastard
you are a miser and i hope you go to dinner and apologize to your family.
Sadly I don't have a family to celebrate Christmas with. I miss my grandpa and mom and dad.
But I do gather all my friends on New Year's Eve at my place, and we VILL have a huge table full of traditional meats and salads. There's gonna be so much carbs and fats your fat ass would have a heart attack just from looking at it. We're also gonna get very drunk.
>going there would basically be suicide for my lifting and fitness and gains
Idk what are you on, I have a training sesh on the 1st of January and I won't skip it.
please anon, do not push yourself right after a night of feasting and drinking, theres a famous story of an ancient athlete who died exactly like that. so take it slow. may 2024 be filled with gains.
Actually kinda agree with you, we'll see. Maybe I'll stop after a glass of prosecco, maybe I'll singlehandedly empty a 1l bottle of Jager. You never know!
A family member cost me a lot of money…a lot…over $100k. Needless to say I’m done with all holidays at this point.
>well you know billy, I never had kids or a family of my own because I prioritised lifting in my early years, by the time I was 40 it was too late anyways, so I never tried
>why was lifting so important for me? Well you see there was this image board 50 years ago that I used to post my current body on, every other thread I would even get a reply like “mirin” it was surreal
>I didn’t lift for women you see it was purely for health, that’s why I never consumed alcohol or ate any excess carbs either, which is why I avoided christmases like the plague
>it’s funny, I can remember anon with post number 73117591 agreeing with me which was the highlight of my week that December so long ago. but I can’t recall my fathers face, or my mothers embrace. Frick em, they didn’t understand my fitness goals.
>no no I never really did anything with my fit body, it was for me you see. I didn’t know how to talk to girls besides I was Norwood 2 by the time I was 25 and my genetics made for poor clavicle and cheekbone inserts so I never bothered. Can’t get rejected if you never try. Anyways wanna watch a studio ghib movie with me and drink tea? It’s good for you, you know?
You're a weak one, Mr. DYEL
Your gains are slow for real
You're as massive as a beanpole, you're aesthetic as an eel, Mr. Dyel,
You're a chronic novice with a skinny-fat feel!
You're a skelly, Mr. Dyel,
Your bod wont get you minge,
Your diet has no protein, you have pop-tarts in your fridge, Mr. DYEL,
I wouldn't train you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half week bulk!
You're a soft one, Mr. DYEL,
You lack volume in your split,
You have all the ‘sthetic leanness of a bloatmaxxed power-lifter, Mr. DYEL,
Given a choice between the two of you'd take the bloatmaxxed power-lifter!
You're from Auschwitz, Mr. DYEL,
Your physique repels the thots!
Your core’s a soft potato: a big ol' nasty flabby spot, Mr. DYEL,
You're a three story planet fitness on pizza and tootsie roll day… complete with lunk alarms!
You nauseate me, Mr. DYEL,
With a nauseous super "naus"!,
You're a crooked quarter squatter and your ROM’s a crooked loss, Mr. DYEL,
Your chest is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful
assortment of gyno imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!
You're a foul one, Mr. DYEL,
You're an itty bitty wimp,
Your pantry’s full of unused whey, your arms totall-y limp, Mr. DYEL,
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
"LIMP, SHRIMP, WIMP"!
OP, if one Christmas dinner is enough to ruin your entire "lifting career" and destroy all your gains - then you didn't have any gains in the first place.
>TFW saying “No thank you,” or otherwise controlling yourself at family gatherings is literally a preposterous idea
>TFW the food you consume at family gatherings actually matters because you have no self control anywhere in life and don’t even work out
>TFW Family literally holds your mouth open, shoves food into your mouth, and jumps on your belly in order to compact the food so they can shove in more food… All of the new food causes then your body to evacuate all of the protein in your body through your ass.
I don't like my family and I'm tired of you homosexuals trying to convince me I'm somehow wrong for it. Some parents are just not good people you should spend time with.
you can still lift while (before or after meeting the family) you know
>not as important as lifting
I kinda feel sad for your soul if you seriously believe this.