>tfw this fat gay dude keeps trying to force me to hike for miles and miles to this volcano never letting me rest and I found out Gandalf cast Cardarineous spells on him before hand
Hobbit should have been one movie, then it would have stood a chance, but when you stretch a small child's book into 3 films ,each hour long, your left with horrendous filler
I always thought that if you took humans and gave em the strength and robustness of a chimp you would get there orks / uruks.
These where supposed to be the bad guys but you just know human women's bussy be drippin for that ork hog
Aragorn clearly had the highest test in lotr
>tfw this fat gay dude keeps trying to force me to hike for miles and miles to this volcano never letting me rest and I found out Gandalf cast Cardarineous spells on him before hand
Middle because Saruman gave his Uruk Hai top tier orc draught. Some sort of meth and steroid potion. All other orcs had maggoty bread on the menu.
No, middle is Lurtz, the gay orc with a pony tail, not the sleazemaxxed chad in your image
Lurtz is an Uruk Hai you noob and he kicked Sean Beans ass.
Sean Bean had to lose because the script mandated it. It was not a fair fight, Lurkz had plot armor.
Sean bean had to lose because he is contractually required to die in every role
This is kinda true.
In any 1v1, boromir would wreck the shit of any orc or uruk hai. He was numenorean, not really a fair fight.
For me it's Lurtz
Uruk-Hai highest test
Middle, because its an actual man in a costume, and not fucking CGI animated atrocities.
God The Hobbit was a fucking disgrace...
Hobbit should have been one movie, then it would have stood a chance, but when you stretch a small child's book into 3 films ,each hour long, your left with horrendous filler
clearly azog that motherucker doesnt even have a neck its just one big shoulder
>gets his ass handed to him, LITERALLY, by a manlet
Except azog OC donut steel gayry and is thereby automatically negative test
Azog exists in lore retard
>"Azog the goblin"
1 of 1 results in the entirety of The Hobbit
I always thought that if you took humans and gave em the strength and robustness of a chimp you would get there orks / uruks.
These where supposed to be the bad guys but you just know human women's bussy be drippin for that ork hog
>human women's bussy
turn off your computer and please go outside
Lurtz beats these CGI losers hands down.
I haven't seen a 9gag watermark in years. Take me back to 2010.
Middle.
Genetically engineered to be better, taller, stronger, faster, etc...
As I kid I rewatched Two towers constantly for the "arming up" scenes and battle scenes. I thought Uruk Hai were cool asf, still are tbh tbh
Real