How much are homosexuals being paid to shill this fricking psycho? Y'all are either paid shills or israelite blood cultist homosexuals, he looks good for his age, but none of that requires his creep bullshit. Also, you just know he fricks his son. Total narcissist.
I have 1 friend but I think overtime we’ve begun to drift apart because of different life paths and I’m not sure if we’ll be as close again. Also they live far away so we can’t see eachother often. I consider myself friendless because of this.
Jiří, I feel the same way. We have drifted apart since you moved out. But you are still my friend and I don't want this friendship to end. Let's plan another trip together, king.
Uh Oh Bryan, your son has a pimple on his cheek. That is a huge sign of inflammation. Time to bleed him like a pig and inject him with high grade triple filtered plasma with a test kicker so he gets over this life threatening disease he's clearly showing signs of. I guess your son is on the decline, maybe consider quickly removing his brain from its cavity and cryogenically freezing it. In the meantime, you can upload his consciousness to the metaverse before it's too late. He might only have weeks left to live. Think of what would happen if the pimple took him before you could make any final arrangements for him to live on eternally...
Billionaire dad: hey son, let’s bleed you and put your your blood in me, then my blood in my dad, then a very specific exercise regimen where we don’t push too hard, then take our daily dump truck of vitamins and supplements!
Imagine having to watch your dad piss away your inheritance for his hybristic dream of eternal youth.
If all that money was just put in the bank it would return over 40 million annually (5% of 800 million).
The only one who could piss away Junior's inheritance is Junior himself.
only poor people and irresponsible gamblers have to care about that
when you have that kind of money it is nigh impossible to burn it all unless you make extremely stupid decisions
>If all that money was just put in the bank
This is why you're poor and not a billionaire. moron.
Putting all that money in the bank would be moronic, I was just making a point.
Black person I highly doubt that your income is greater than mine.
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I'm a professional trader. I'd never suggest something moronic like giving all your money to the bank so they can invest in treasuries and pocket the profits at your expense. Smart people don't make stupid points.
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>Smart people don't make stupid points
The point isn't "how to best utilize 800 million dollars" but how absurdly difficult it is to waste that amount of money.
If I talked about the stock market then the point wouldn't be as strong.
Frick you're stupid.
But it was 8% last year
What will it be in the next decade on average?
Who knows? It could be 10% for decades and he'd still have an absurd amount of money.
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>If I talked about the stock market then the point wouldn't be as strong.
If you talked about the bond market you'd sound like you know what you're talking about.
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You must be autistic, like genuinely autistic.
Everyone knows that putting money in a bank is a terrible financial decision, I used the example of the bank to highlight how much fricking money he has.
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You think anyone makes it trading without being a little autistic?
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You're right
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But it was 8% last year
What will it be in the next decade on average?
tbf hes also decreasing the time his son has to wait to actually get the inheritance alot by doing all this moronic shit to his body like malnourishing himself. and if you factor in inflation that will probably make up for all the money he is wasting.
>son wake up, it's time for you to give me your blood so I can live forever! Ha ha ha, where did you get your necklace? I need one just like it so I may appear younger.
My best friend and former training partner used to be my mentor and someone I could look up to in many aspects of life. I don't know if his personality was just fake when I met him or if he really has deteriorated that much over the last 10 years of increasing alcoholism, but he quit his job and only works on get rich quick schemes that border on scams, drinks all day, has become very paranoid and weird. He has also stopped lifting and is kind of a slob now. He is still a friend to me but he went from lifting me up to dragging me down, I kind of lose the will to spend time with him because the friendship is becoming one sided.
Thanks for the great obscure and arcane advice, bro. I always though being a recluse with no human relationships is way cooler than enjoying life with people who care about me (/s)
Been there. Done that. It's fine. Honestly you can skip the party phase of college it's not productive at all. If you start your own business right out of college you'll be mogging your peers in no time and they'll be working a 9-5.
Honestly it did, and I would say my peers also had a headstart but once business took off I still surpassed them easily without ever sacrificing the things I considered fun. I chose this path even before I went to college so being ahead of my peers early on wasn't my priority, I just wanted to do things on my terms.
My best friend lives in the UK
I moved to Aus over 7 years ago now but hes still my best friend and I see him as kuch as I can
We were always pretty shit at catching up but found that chatting about fitness snd getting fit together from abroad was the best way to stay in regular contact cause we actually like hearing about each others new PBs
Skinny twink Asian guy who can't gain weight or muscle to save his life. Crazy smart, crazy autistic. I'm the big guy who protects him from anyone who tries to hurt him. Honestly a gay man's dream right here, but unfortunately we both are straight. I wish I was gay, cause I'd make him my boy wife in an instant if I could stomach sex with a guy.
Gradually grew apart from all my childhood friends. Just different life paths, all they ever wanted to do was smoke weed and sit around doing nothing but I went to uni, majored in engineering, and got a high paying job instead. As far as I know they still only smoke weed all day and work minimum wage jobs they hate.
Ironically my best friend now is probably my little brother, he's 9 years younger than me so he was a kid most of my life but he's 19, moved in with me recently, and is a beast at the gym. I've never had much luck finding people with similar goals as me except my little bro.
my Iraqi and Russian lifting buddies. we are like 3 naturally jacked amigos of anti-imperialism (I am Cuban)
mutts seethe when they see us and we frick chicks with boyfriends when they visit miami.
I don't have any friends
Same
Baste
Who is the son here???
this but unironically
How much are homosexuals being paid to shill this fricking psycho? Y'all are either paid shills or israelite blood cultist homosexuals, he looks good for his age, but none of that requires his creep bullshit. Also, you just know he fricks his son. Total narcissist.
I have 1 friend but I think overtime we’ve begun to drift apart because of different life paths and I’m not sure if we’ll be as close again. Also they live far away so we can’t see eachother often. I consider myself friendless because of this.
Jiří, I feel the same way. We have drifted apart since you moved out. But you are still my friend and I don't want this friendship to end. Let's plan another trip together, king.
you guys
Omg, which one is the son?? They totally look like brothers in this pic. Very cool looking eyewear btw
The one that doesn’t look like a man in his mid forties.
Superior norwood on the left guy so I assume he's the father.
Holy shit
Me
ginny weasley?
Uh Oh Bryan, your son has a pimple on his cheek. That is a huge sign of inflammation. Time to bleed him like a pig and inject him with high grade triple filtered plasma with a test kicker so he gets over this life threatening disease he's clearly showing signs of. I guess your son is on the decline, maybe consider quickly removing his brain from its cavity and cryogenically freezing it. In the meantime, you can upload his consciousness to the metaverse before it's too late. He might only have weeks left to live. Think of what would happen if the pimple took him before you could make any final arrangements for him to live on eternally...
you're all jealous you're not Chad and the son of a billionaire.
My dad: hey son, let’s go fishing!
Billionaire dad: hey son, let’s bleed you and put your your blood in me, then my blood in my dad, then a very specific exercise regimen where we don’t push too hard, then take our daily dump truck of vitamins and supplements!
Imagine having to watch your dad piss away your inheritance for his hybristic dream of eternal youth.
He sold Venmo for $800 million in cash, I don't think his $2m/yr protocol is putting much of a dent in junior's inheritance.
If all that money was just put in the bank it would return over 40 million annually (5% of 800 million).
The only one who could piss away Junior's inheritance is Junior himself.
Yeah, there's precious little you could do to frick up once you've got a literal billion dollars.
Whats the inflation rate though
only poor people and irresponsible gamblers have to care about that
when you have that kind of money it is nigh impossible to burn it all unless you make extremely stupid decisions
Investors care
Depends on the year. Roughly 2-4%
Putting all that money in the bank would be moronic, I was just making a point.
Black person I highly doubt that your income is greater than mine.
I'm a professional trader. I'd never suggest something moronic like giving all your money to the bank so they can invest in treasuries and pocket the profits at your expense. Smart people don't make stupid points.
>Smart people don't make stupid points
The point isn't "how to best utilize 800 million dollars" but how absurdly difficult it is to waste that amount of money.
If I talked about the stock market then the point wouldn't be as strong.
Frick you're stupid.
Who knows? It could be 10% for decades and he'd still have an absurd amount of money.
>If I talked about the stock market then the point wouldn't be as strong.
If you talked about the bond market you'd sound like you know what you're talking about.
You must be autistic, like genuinely autistic.
Everyone knows that putting money in a bank is a terrible financial decision, I used the example of the bank to highlight how much fricking money he has.
You think anyone makes it trading without being a little autistic?
You're right
But it was 8% last year
What will it be in the next decade on average?
>If all that money was just put in the bank
This is why you're poor and not a billionaire. moron.
Holy shit this guy is the dude who invented Venmo? Lmao what a trip
>your inheritance
you meas his(the dad) money
tbf hes also decreasing the time his son has to wait to actually get the inheritance alot by doing all this moronic shit to his body like malnourishing himself. and if you factor in inflation that will probably make up for all the money he is wasting.
>son wake up, it's time for you to give me your blood so I can live forever! Ha ha ha, where did you get your necklace? I need one just like it so I may appear younger.
son?? surely that's his brother!
My best friend and former training partner used to be my mentor and someone I could look up to in many aspects of life. I don't know if his personality was just fake when I met him or if he really has deteriorated that much over the last 10 years of increasing alcoholism, but he quit his job and only works on get rich quick schemes that border on scams, drinks all day, has become very paranoid and weird. He has also stopped lifting and is kind of a slob now. He is still a friend to me but he went from lifting me up to dragging me down, I kind of lose the will to spend time with him because the friendship is becoming one sided.
I guess my wife. I’ve never really had friends other than dudes I’d associate with for various ends.
Schizoid?
you're assuming he chose to have no friends
speaking from experience, some people are just unlikable
Im asking
I have no friends, never had any. I just lift and go to college and study and eat and sleep.
Make friends or you will suffer
Trust me
>will suffer
already do bro, already do
Stop the suffering
rude to tell me to kill myself on christmas eve
tf is wrong with you dawg
Thanks for the great obscure and arcane advice, bro. I always though being a recluse with no human relationships is way cooler than enjoying life with people who care about me (/s)
>(/s)
??????
tf is that homie
Go back, tourist
You arent welcome here
Been there. Done that. It's fine. Honestly you can skip the party phase of college it's not productive at all. If you start your own business right out of college you'll be mogging your peers in no time and they'll be working a 9-5.
I did the partying and then started my own business (and still do the partying)
Okay if the partying didn't delay you at all. I finished college at age 20.
Honestly it did, and I would say my peers also had a headstart but once business took off I still surpassed them easily without ever sacrificing the things I considered fun. I chose this path even before I went to college so being ahead of my peers early on wasn't my priority, I just wanted to do things on my terms.
My best friend lives in the UK
I moved to Aus over 7 years ago now but hes still my best friend and I see him as kuch as I can
We were always pretty shit at catching up but found that chatting about fitness snd getting fit together from abroad was the best way to stay in regular contact cause we actually like hearing about each others new PBs
Thats kinda sad
ya the sad part is living in Aus
Thats also sad
t. shitney
whats wrong with aus
t. yank moving there
Boring, brown, dull, lifeless, tyrannical
still sounds better than muttistan
At least here you can’t be imprisoned for calling a troony by his legit pronouns. Yet.
The boomer c**t in the background is my best friend.
We meet twice a year for a week of heavy gaming, drinking, and lifting.
german or dutch?
Good guess! He's actually half-dutch, half-German 😎
Where the pic was taken shall remain a mystery
I don't have any friends.
>>what a pleasant surprise that my bloodbag is cool to hang out with
What the frick is that gay shit they're wearing?
Skinny twink Asian guy who can't gain weight or muscle to save his life. Crazy smart, crazy autistic. I'm the big guy who protects him from anyone who tries to hurt him. Honestly a gay man's dream right here, but unfortunately we both are straight. I wish I was gay, cause I'd make him my boy wife in an instant if I could stomach sex with a guy.
Shut the frick up
Why? I responded to the threads topic. If you wouldn't be gay for your bros, they aren't your true bros, homosexual.
>STOOOP BEING HEAAAAAAAAAALTHY
IST - Fitness
Wow which one is the bottom?
I see two zoomers
Friends are something you have when you're a kid. When you're an adult you should have some more respect for yourself and not engage in such things.
Gradually grew apart from all my childhood friends. Just different life paths, all they ever wanted to do was smoke weed and sit around doing nothing but I went to uni, majored in engineering, and got a high paying job instead. As far as I know they still only smoke weed all day and work minimum wage jobs they hate.
Ironically my best friend now is probably my little brother, he's 9 years younger than me so he was a kid most of my life but he's 19, moved in with me recently, and is a beast at the gym. I've never had much luck finding people with similar goals as me except my little bro.
The white race has really fallen uh
My brother, my cousin, and my neighbor.
my Iraqi and Russian lifting buddies. we are like 3 naturally jacked amigos of anti-imperialism (I am Cuban)
mutts seethe when they see us and we frick chicks with boyfriends when they visit miami.