who the fuck invented this shit

who the frick invented this shit

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably the israelites

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    While something like that has probably existed for a very long time in the form or anothet. The actual specific design was supposedly issued first by the US navy in the Spanish American War.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Invent something better than the humble t-shirt for upper body wear
    >protip: you cant

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just go to your local gay bar

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        yjk he fricks

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ight bro you interested ?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          you mean he gets fricked and cums hands free?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You didn’t invent that.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody said you had to wear it

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's dark gray

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    sleeves are always too short. I fricking hate tshirts

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They should go up to your elbows in my humble opinion.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I agree. The element of surprise works well with the upper arms

        I SWEAR 99% OF MAINSTREAM STORES SELL ONLY TSHIRTS FOR MANLETS AND FATTIES IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO FID A TSHIRT THAT GOES LOWER THAN THE BELT LINE AND IS ALSO SNUG AROUND YOUR STOMACH

        THEY EITHER MAKE SHIRTS FOR MIDGETS THAT ARE WAY TOO SHORT AND SHOW YOUR BELLYBUTTON WHEN YOU RAISE YOUR ARMS

        OR THEY BUILT THEM LIKE TENTS FOR FATSOS

        GOD I AM SO PISSED I JUST WANT A SHIRT THAT LOOKS GOOD

        Learn to sew and tailor your shit; it's a valuable skill these days, since you're right about 99% of shirts being made for bad builds.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      In my case, either they are too short and my bellybutton shows, or they are too wide and looks like a tent.
      The lanklets curse.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They should go up to your elbows in my humble opinion.

      t. spaghetti arms

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seething armlet detected.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i can’t wear grey because within 10 minutes i would have a pool of sweat below my armpits. none of the deodorants or anti sweat stuff works feelsbadman

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you watch porn or smoke weed?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Perspirex

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want tunics to come back and not just be a fake hippy kind of thing.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You will never know the hell of being 5'7 and shopping for clothes when you're even slightly buff, no man's land between twink city and baggy town.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the best t-shirt color?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Red

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      dark navy. they have the benefits of black t-shirts (disguises stains, easy to match with dark and bright pants) but dust and hairs are not as noticeable

      Red

      moron

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Very common though

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      White
      Muscle fit
      V neck

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bro tip: jiffyshirts
    >6410 Sueded crew
    god tier
    >6200 Poly/cotton crew
    acceptable tier
    As a twink, these are the only shirts that fit me properly

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    who invented what? a fricking tshirt? what is this thread?

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I SWEAR 99% OF MAINSTREAM STORES SELL ONLY TSHIRTS FOR MANLETS AND FATTIES IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO FID A TSHIRT THAT GOES LOWER THAN THE BELT LINE AND IS ALSO SNUG AROUND YOUR STOMACH

    THEY EITHER MAKE SHIRTS FOR MIDGETS THAT ARE WAY TOO SHORT AND SHOW YOUR BELLYBUTTON WHEN YOU RAISE YOUR ARMS

    OR THEY BUILT THEM LIKE TENTS FOR FATSOS

    GOD I AM SO PISSED I JUST WANT A SHIRT THAT LOOKS GOOD

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ALSO THE FABRIC IS EITHER THICK AND DOESNT BREATHE OR ITS FRICKING ELASTIC LIKE RUBBER OR IT GETS FRICKING WRINKLED EASILY AND SHRINKS IN THE WASH

      FRICK I HATE THIS WHERE DO NORMAL PEOPLE EVEN GET GOOD TSHIRTS

      >INB4 YEAH BRO CHECK OUT AUTISTIC-WEAR.COM ITS TOTALLY LEGIT MY MOM BUYS ME CLOTHES FROM THERE

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I SWEAR 99% OF MAINSTREAM STORES SELL ONLY TSHIRTS FOR MANLETS AND FATTIES IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO FID A TSHIRT THAT GOES LOWER THAN THE BELT LINE AND IS ALSO SNUG AROUND YOUR STOMACH

        THEY EITHER MAKE SHIRTS FOR MIDGETS THAT ARE WAY TOO SHORT AND SHOW YOUR BELLYBUTTON WHEN YOU RAISE YOUR ARMS

        OR THEY BUILT THEM LIKE TENTS FOR FATSOS

        GOD I AM SO PISSED I JUST WANT A SHIRT THAT LOOKS GOOD

        >does one cycle

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nowadays All clothes are made from polyester. It used to be cotton. Even if it says its cotton now it is still polyester, they Lie. Thats what hoppens when ita outsourced to Vietnam for a fraction of the cost

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can feel the difference between plastic and real cotton

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ALSO THE FABRIC IS EITHER THICK AND DOESNT BREATHE OR ITS FRICKING ELASTIC LIKE RUBBER OR IT GETS FRICKING WRINKLED EASILY AND SHRINKS IN THE WASH

      FRICK I HATE THIS WHERE DO NORMAL PEOPLE EVEN GET GOOD TSHIRTS

      >INB4 YEAH BRO CHECK OUT AUTISTIC-WEAR.COM ITS TOTALLY LEGIT MY MOM BUYS ME CLOTHES FROM THERE

      Hi. Abercrombie and fitch or the Gap. I am 5’10” and skinny fat dyel at 175-190lbs. I am a Large. Hope that helps, you insufferable loser.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No one asked your dyel ass

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        There’s nothing “skinny” about being 180lb at 5’10
        You would have to have a lot of muscle or be just plain fat to weigh that much
        I’m 5’10 160lb and still skinny fat

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          im 5'9 205lbs and not even fat lol

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >5'9 205lbs
            >not even fat
            LOL

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              yea its called high testosterone and good genetics, something u will never have, all my fat goes to my shoulders, arms and ass, things all women like big on a man, meanwhile my stomach is always flat, stay mad kid

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                seething
                >fat in the shoulders
                LMAO actual cartoon character

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                post body fatty

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're fat.

            yea its called high testosterone and good genetics, something u will never have, all my fat goes to my shoulders, arms and ass, things all women like big on a man, meanwhile my stomach is always flat, stay mad kid

            >,all my fat goes to my shoulders, arms and ass,
            Oh so you are fat then?
            Do you think fat is only fat if it's around your belly?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you are fat.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      oversized clothing in general is the zoomer fashion these days

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's cause they need to hide their b***h breasts and mircoplastic fupas

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tailor your mass produced clothes or buy from one of the dozen of athletic fit brands they have now. Cuts, Bylt, etc.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >IMPOSSIBLE TO FID A TSHIRT THAT GOES LOWER THAN THE BELT LINE
      iktf
      i bought some dogshit cheap shirts at zeeman when i was living in the netherlands years ago, 3 eur a pop and theyre still good years later
      nowadays random shirts cost 15+ each and are for manlets/children (whats the difference)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not only that but the designs are so fricking moronic . Went into H&M the other day and it’s just button ups or t-shirts that have incredibly vague garbage on them. To get anything decent you have to buy online and risk get a shit fit for $30+.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bellas Canvas, thank me later

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's the opposite. I'm 5'9 and I can't find a t-shirt that doesn't go down past my ass. If I go a size down, then the sleeves are way too short and the shirt is too tight. And you know what's annoying? most people who are 5'9 have no trouble finding shirts that fit them. I dunno why I can't find one.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whoever thought that a warm/hot weather piece of clothing should dig into your armpits is such a fricking moron I hope he's in hell.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    bros don't be moronic, stop using that shit, use polos, that's the perfect cut

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      GOOD MORNING SIR DO THE NEEDFUL

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      do not redeem sir

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Men’s clothes are so fricking boring all we get is the same shirts we’ve been weeding since grade school and boring ass pants

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    but me redeeming sir

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's a veeneck
    also gives chicks a peak at the chest

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the deal with Under Armor?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      cheap clothing same quality as everything else but with under armour logo on it

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