>two bored uberrich pedophiles in their 50s having a hugging match to promote their respective datamining goyplatforms
Who the frick cares
I hope at least one of them falls awkwardly and gets paralyzed for life it'd be funny
KEK are they actually fighting in the Coliseum? Based, it's amazing what you can do with two of the richest people on Earth
Some of these meme fights are entertaining, especially if one side takes the fight a lot more seriously than the other. Like when Boogie got BTFO by another fatty who actually trained.
Elon’s lard filled brain is a huge advantage but Zuck actually trains so he wins.
This. Unless Elon has been secretly training without telling us.
Elon has moron strength
kek. He is also like 7" taller. Still probbaly going to lose though
Zuck actually has a history martial arts training, right? Somebody told me that he was actually pretty advanced. So I assume he’ll win easily if this is a real MMA match.
He's been training with some of the best guys in the world, before the Elon stuff. And they've said he's surprisingly good. He's also paying them large sums of money to train with him, so I wouldn't expect them to not praise him.
>he's surprisingly good.
For a nerd billionaire surely
Fair enough. But I would still expect that he’s quite a bit more advanced than Elon. And he’s also younger. Elon is bigger, but it won’t do him any good if he literally doesn’t know how to fight.
I don't know if Zuck is in SF, but at least in LA there are celebrity trainers that actors and the like train with.
Like Ashton Kutcher has I think a bjj brown belt now, but if you see him train he's a white belt. I think I saw Zuck compete though so he's already way past most internet commenters.
We are really approaching Idiocracy at an alarming rate. Where on earth have we gone wrong that people now find it acceptable that the leading men of society challenge each other to fist fights like immature schoolboys?
We are really approaching Idiocracy at an alarming rate. Where on earth have we gone wrong that people now find it acceptable that the leading men of society challenge each other to fist fights like immature schoolboys?
>Where on earth have we gone wrong that people now find it acceptable that the leading men of society challenge each other to fist fights like immature schoolboys?
Alexander Hamilton, one of the founding fathers of the USA, was killed in a duel, the culmination years of public disagreements, insults and slights in the press between him and his opponent, Aaron Burr.
duels have only been out of style for like 150 years you cretin
Musk is obviously going to get his shit pushed in if he actually does the fight (which he won't)
Are you actually trying to compare a proper duel to this? lol, duels were serious life-or-death situations that were conducted PRIVATELY, not just nerds slapping each other in front of a cheering audience.
>duels were serious life-or-death situations that were conducted PRIVATELY, not just nerds slapping each other in front of a cheering audience.
No, duels always had an entourage of people along - each combatant brought a back-up man, they brought a doctor, and there were often other bystanders. The results of duels were widely reported in the press of the day. They weren't "private" affairs in the way you're implying.
Duels were first blood drawn. Not life or death. While ofc if you get fully stabbed by a sword you die, but it was not how it would normally go when dueling between gentleman.
It's fricking odd isn't it..
I think it's great actually, just through the sheer absurdity of it all
Life us a great firework show, without any inherent meaning anyway, we should revel in its glorious meaningless
So why not? Proceesld with the clown show
My dollar is on Zuck tho
>leading men of society challenge each other to fist fights
Have you unironically never heard of "duels" happening at any point in history ever? I think your history knowledge starts and ends with Idiocracy.
The fact that 2 people who could have their asses wiped for them are willing to scrap with each other and potentially get humiliated by getting knocked out is pretty frickin based
I’m hoping they go the distance and it’s a split decision. Maybe it’ll inspire other super powerful people to check their ego’s.
not really no, they can afford the world's best trainers and world's best physio and surgery and nutrition and everything and anything, they make the richest UFC fighter seem like a broke-ass crackhead fighting for pennies on bumfights dot com
and whichever one loses (Elon) they still get their dick sucked for being such brave brave warriors who risked their lives by awkwardly swinging their arms around and rolling on the floor a bit for 15 minutes.
I don't know if Zuck is in SF, but at least in LA there are celebrity trainers that actors and the like train with.
Like Ashton Kutcher has I think a bjj brown belt now, but if you see him train he's a white belt. I think I saw Zuck compete though so he's already way past most internet commenters.
Zuck has actually won tournaments. Elon is gonna get folded.
Zuckerberg is a blue belt in BJJ. It takes ~15 years to get a black belt. Anyway, stamina is the #1 thing in any fight and it seems that Zuckerberg is generally more athletic than Elon, so I think your bet is safe.
>Zuckerberg is a blue belt in BJJ. It takes ~15 years to get a black belt. Anyway, stamina is the #1 thing in any fight and it seems that Zuckerberg is generally more athletic than Elon, so I think your bet is safe.
I believe Elon wont even have time to train. Zuck looks like a guy who is already made, he doesnt work too much anymore, so he has a time to spend on cardio. Zuck wins this.
Zuckerberg is a blue belt in BJJ. It takes ~15 years to get a black belt. Anyway, stamina is the #1 thing in any fight and it seems that Zuckerberg is generally more athletic than Elon, so I think your bet is safe.
AFAIK Zuck has always been into general fitness. Maybe not weightlifting, but he's at least been cycling and swimming and shit for as long as he's been in the media's eye. Just having decent cardio should be enough to keep himself from getting winded too early.
Mark my words the fight's not happening. Musk is too scatterbrained and autism-focused on ruining twitter with his attempts at turning it into a terrible discount-bin google.
The fact that he said the fight would be streamed on twitter when the servers can't even handle frickin text posts is proof that it's all talk.
>le epic location
this man is like 56 years old, posting doges and emojis and epic bacon
>African shitposter BVLL riding the spectrum vs Krav Maga JIDF Diaper Reptilian with static autism
This will probably be the second most anticipated and then dissappointing fight since Wings vs Boogie
>This will probably be the second most anticipated and then dissappointing fight since Wings vs Boogie
KEK are they actually fighting in the Coliseum? Based, it's amazing what you can do with two of the richest people on Earth
Some of these meme fights are entertaining, especially if one side takes the fight a lot more seriously than the other. Like when Boogie got BTFO by another fatty who actually trained.
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This. Unless Elon has been secretly training without telling us.
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kek. He is also like 7" taller. Still probbaly going to lose though
>Some of these meme fights are entertaining, especially if one side takes the fight a lot more seriously than the other. Like when Boogie got BTFO by another fatty who actually trained.
The duality of fight fans
>They have agreed on an epic location
They're gonna fight in the fricking Colosseum or the Forum or some shit. Just absolutely beyond moronic. I love every second of this.
I wonder if this will be pay per view or free. It's not like they need the money and it would boost the event many times over if people could watch it for free. On the other hand there are tens of millions if not more of morons who would gladly hand over $50 of their paltry money to watch this shit live, that'd be $500 million, which isn't exactly behind-the-couch change to even Musk and Zuck.
Well, he dies as a result of the fight, Tesla's stock will enter free fall towards zero. Can't wait to see all the tears of those who are asymmetrically leveraged in those shares.
Who cares
my gambling addiction. I've got 5000 on Zuck
When's the fight? I'm gonna drop a grand on zuck.
Safe bet. zuk trains. Elon does not.
>two bored uberrich pedophiles in their 50s having a hugging match to promote their respective datamining goyplatforms
Who the frick cares
I hope at least one of them falls awkwardly and gets paralyzed for life it'd be funny
ZUCK is in his thirties
Still old as frick tbh
There’s nothing more embarrassing than some person in their 30s desperately trying to cling to whatever “youth” they still have
nah it's more embarrassing being a zoomer talking shit and thinks he's second-hand embarrassed but it's just delusion.
You thinking you’re “still young” is far more delusional than me calling an old person old
KEK are they actually fighting in the Coliseum? Based, it's amazing what you can do with two of the richest people on Earth
Some of these meme fights are entertaining, especially if one side takes the fight a lot more seriously than the other. Like when Boogie got BTFO by another fatty who actually trained.
This. Unless Elon has been secretly training without telling us.
kek. He is also like 7" taller. Still probbaly going to lose though
You just know Elon has the technology to preserve his consciousness in an artificial body for when he does die.
Elon’s lard filled brain is a huge advantage but Zuck actually trains so he wins.
It will be a massive blackpill to fightgays after Musk ends up mauling zucc simply because he's taller and heavier.
Elon has moron strength
Woah he lifted a dumbbell one time? Hercules.
literally any dyel can do this with a hit of meth
holy shit he can lift a 35 pound dumbbell
same vibes as chris chan when he did the soda case curls video
this is, undoubtedly, one the gaygiest (current day) happenings ever.
Zuck actually has a history martial arts training, right? Somebody told me that he was actually pretty advanced. So I assume he’ll win easily if this is a real MMA match.
He's been training with some of the best guys in the world, before the Elon stuff. And they've said he's surprisingly good. He's also paying them large sums of money to train with him, so I wouldn't expect them to not praise him.
>he's surprisingly good.
For a nerd billionaire surely
Yeah but let's be real that's better than 99.5% of the population even if it's not actually elite and he'd get chewed up by a semipro nobody
Fair enough. But I would still expect that he’s quite a bit more advanced than Elon. And he’s also younger. Elon is bigger, but it won’t do him any good if he literally doesn’t know how to fight.
I don't know if Zuck is in SF, but at least in LA there are celebrity trainers that actors and the like train with.
Like Ashton Kutcher has I think a bjj brown belt now, but if you see him train he's a white belt. I think I saw Zuck compete though so he's already way past most internet commenters.
Are we reached the point where you just dm some random homosexual and challenge him to fight and stream it online for big $$$?
If you’re both celebrities.
that's the trend I guess.
best timeline
lmao is this real? i wonder what this is meant to distract us from
The war in Africa
elon and zuck mog the ad-viewing goy viewers yet again
>the ghosts of ancient gladiators watching this clownshow
Can't cuck the Zuck. Elon's gonna be on his knees giving Big Zuck the big Succ.
We are really approaching Idiocracy at an alarming rate. Where on earth have we gone wrong that people now find it acceptable that the leading men of society challenge each other to fist fights like immature schoolboys?
>Where on earth have we gone wrong that people now find it acceptable that the leading men of society challenge each other to fist fights like immature schoolboys?
Alexander Hamilton, one of the founding fathers of the USA, was killed in a duel, the culmination years of public disagreements, insults and slights in the press between him and his opponent, Aaron Burr.
Are you actually trying to compare a proper duel to this? lol, duels were serious life-or-death situations that were conducted PRIVATELY, not just nerds slapping each other in front of a cheering audience.
>duels were serious life-or-death situations that were conducted PRIVATELY, not just nerds slapping each other in front of a cheering audience.
No, duels always had an entourage of people along - each combatant brought a back-up man, they brought a doctor, and there were often other bystanders. The results of duels were widely reported in the press of the day. They weren't "private" affairs in the way you're implying.
Duels were first blood drawn. Not life or death. While ofc if you get fully stabbed by a sword you die, but it was not how it would normally go when dueling between gentleman.
There were many types of duels, quite a few of them were fights to death.
The chad eyegouge dueller vs the virgin fraternity fencer
>found legal system on duels over disagreements
>get rid of duels
Here's the solution to term limits
It's fricking odd isn't it..
I think it's great actually, just through the sheer absurdity of it all
Life us a great firework show, without any inherent meaning anyway, we should revel in its glorious meaningless
So why not? Proceesld with the clown show
My dollar is on Zuck tho
Simulatoion is broken anon
duels have only been out of style for like 150 years you cretin
>What are duels
>Zuckerberg and Musk are leading men
lol zoomers
Ah yes, of course millenials were born when duels were commonplace, how silly of him to forget.
no arrow therefore you look and say like that
>There are """people""" out there who've only now been introduced to the concept of duels
shiggydiggy
back you go, troony
Aristocrats settling disputes through personal combat is just a return to the historical norm, it's based
Tables, ladders and chairs between jinping, putin, zelensky, biden, un and castro when?
>leading men of society challenge each other to fist fights
Have you unironically never heard of "duels" happening at any point in history ever? I think your history knowledge starts and ends with Idiocracy.
What a moron.
The fact that 2 people who could have their asses wiped for them are willing to scrap with each other and potentially get humiliated by getting knocked out is pretty frickin based
I’m hoping they go the distance and it’s a split decision. Maybe it’ll inspire other super powerful people to check their ego’s.
not really no, they can afford the world's best trainers and world's best physio and surgery and nutrition and everything and anything, they make the richest UFC fighter seem like a broke-ass crackhead fighting for pennies on bumfights dot com
and whichever one loses (Elon) they still get their dick sucked for being such brave brave warriors who risked their lives by awkwardly swinging their arms around and rolling on the floor a bit for 15 minutes.
>We are really approaching Idiocracy
>JuSt LiKe HaRrY PotTeR
>I'm iN dUmBLedORe's ArMy
Holy shit, are they fighting in the colosseum?
We are in the based timeline.
Zuck has actually won tournaments. Elon is gonna get folded.
Musk is toast
Musk is obviously going to get his shit pushed in if he actually does the fight (which he won't)
Zuck has a blackbelt or something I heard, elon is tall and big but fat and unhealthy, also moronic. I bet my money on the zucc
Elon is also 15 years older
Zuckerberg is a blue belt in BJJ. It takes ~15 years to get a black belt. Anyway, stamina is the #1 thing in any fight and it seems that Zuckerberg is generally more athletic than Elon, so I think your bet is safe.
>Zuckerberg is a blue belt in BJJ. It takes ~15 years to get a black belt. Anyway, stamina is the #1 thing in any fight and it seems that Zuckerberg is generally more athletic than Elon, so I think your bet is safe.
I believe Elon wont even have time to train. Zuck looks like a guy who is already made, he doesnt work too much anymore, so he has a time to spend on cardio. Zuck wins this.
AFAIK Zuck has always been into general fitness. Maybe not weightlifting, but he's at least been cycling and swimming and shit for as long as he's been in the media's eye. Just having decent cardio should be enough to keep himself from getting winded too early.
Frick both of them
Elon is a moron and Zucc is a moronic wanabe supervillain
I have 1.2k who should I bet on?
Bet on yourself fren
Mark my words the fight's not happening. Musk is too scatterbrained and autism-focused on ruining twitter with his attempts at turning it into a terrible discount-bin google.
The fact that he said the fight would be streamed on twitter when the servers can't even handle frickin text posts is proof that it's all talk.
>le epic location
this man is like 56 years old, posting doges and emojis and epic bacon
What if theyre doing it for publicity and its entirely staged with no clear winner?
He's setting up an outlandish non-fight so that when Zuck goes "wtf no", he can say the latter backed out.
I am a Itaryan and I DONT want these two ameriisraeliteBlack folk on my colosseum
Based. We need to bring back aristocratic duelling.
>African shitposter BVLL riding the spectrum vs Krav Maga JIDF Diaper Reptilian with static autism
This will probably be the second most anticipated and then dissappointing fight since Wings vs Boogie
>This will probably be the second most anticipated and then dissappointing fight since Wings vs Boogie
>Some of these meme fights are entertaining, especially if one side takes the fight a lot more seriously than the other. Like when Boogie got BTFO by another fatty who actually trained.
The duality of fight fans
>mog who
mog whom
They should fight to the death. Winner takes over the loser's wealth/companies
>They have agreed on an epic location
They're gonna fight in the fricking Colosseum or the Forum or some shit. Just absolutely beyond moronic. I love every second of this.
Forbes keeps telling me that both of them spend every waking hour of their lives working. How do they have time for this?
elon is dead lol. zuck just has too large a vo2 max advantage due mostly to being 13 years younger
Musk will stop Zuccy
I wonder if this will be pay per view or free. It's not like they need the money and it would boost the event many times over if people could watch it for free. On the other hand there are tens of millions if not more of morons who would gladly hand over $50 of their paltry money to watch this shit live, that'd be $500 million, which isn't exactly behind-the-couch change to even Musk and Zuck.
There are homosexuals iit who are too young to remember when Justin Trudeau fought Patrick Brazeau I swear to god, this is nothing new
I routinely funpost those pictures
Well, he dies as a result of the fight, Tesla's stock will enter free fall towards zero. Can't wait to see all the tears of those who are asymmetrically leveraged in those shares.
We're all going to be shocked by Elon I think. He's going to go full tism mode for the weights
5'7", 145 vs 6'4", 275
The weight difference is too big
This butthole promised cat girls and he gives me this? I'm betting on the lizard man