Always remember what the average male testosterone levels and the beauty standards were in 1960 vs. what they are now, then ask yourself again whether liking fatties is actually "high T".
This. She was half an inch from hitting the wall when she got big, and even on the left pic she already looks like a (very frickable) 38-y-o valley mom. Not a particularly well-preserved specimen either - literally just Stacey's mom. Take away the photofrauding and cake-up and she's got nothing to show for.
I still think that a thigh gap is THE single most undervalued mark of beauty a girl can have, because it essentially combines two of the most desirable traits (fit body and wide hips) into one visual cue that cannot be faked.
>one visual cue that cannot be faked.
you can buy shapewear that compresses the thights and pulls up on the vegana so it creates the illusion of thigh gap.
why do you think everyone stopped posting pics of their thigh gaps on insta? it got devalued the moment lululemon dropped those tights.
gotta respect the fact that she hasn't put silicone breasts on though, I know b***hes that when they got 1k followers on insta they instantly run to get fake breasts
She stopped doing hard drugs and replaced it with munching on stacks. Many such cases. The obese are the way they are because of a flawed character more often than not. The same flawed character that leads people to drug addiction will lead them to food addiction.
Yep. Obesity is unironically THE most common severe addiction. I also think that its increased prevalence has a lot to do with the decline in smoking (among many other factors, of course) - back in the day, people with addictive personality would just smoke two packs a day, nowadays they shovel goyslop down their greasy throats to get their dopamine kicks. Funnily enough, smoking is far less bad for society as a whole than obesity, because smokers usually only require medical care once they actually get lung cancer and then they die rather quickly, whereas fatties need hip/knee surgery, heart surgery, gastric bypasses, insulin treatment etc. decades before the accumulated grease actually makes them expire. Smokers are also usually capable of working right up until a year or two before they die, while fatties require constant care years earlier and can't provide anything of value long before that. We should unironically promote smoking among the lower class/stupid people again, this way they are a far smaller drain of resources.
>get chunky >have big legs and arms >still have small breasts
she worked out too much and ate slop, this archetype is the reason why women are afraid of lifting weights
>Girl that was famous by signing depressing music is actually depressed
Learn some things or two Billie Keklish, we all know your brother makes everything for, from your image to your music, you plain boring b***h
Are daddy issues girls insanely hot because they place you in the Chad position? >I like the snake on your tattoo >I like the Ivy and the >Ink blue, yayo, yeah you, yayo >You have to take me right now >From this dark trailer park >Life now, yayo, how now, yayo >Put me onto your black motorcycle >Fifties baby doll dress for my 'I do" >It only takes two hours to Nevada >I wear your sparkle >You call me your mama >Let me put on a show for you daddy >Let me put on a show >Let me put on a show for you tiger, >Let me put on a show
right is better
>t. high t
post body
Eat a salad fattie
Always remember what the average male testosterone levels and the beauty standards were in 1960 vs. what they are now, then ask yourself again whether liking fatties is actually "high T".
I know dudes less fat and with bigger breasts. You have terrible taste and that's all there is to it
who cares she always mid when u consider how good they are at making u look good on a screen
This. She was half an inch from hitting the wall when she got big, and even on the left pic she already looks like a (very frickable) 38-y-o valley mom. Not a particularly well-preserved specimen either - literally just Stacey's mom. Take away the photofrauding and cake-up and she's got nothing to show for.
>left: cocaine and dicks
>right: ssris, birth control, wine and fries
>cocaine and dicks
Ahh I miss the heroin chic era. Low rise jeans, eyeliner and thigh gaps.
>t. 30+ boomer
Fentanyl had the possibility to bring heroin chic back, but it failed.
t. Another +30 boomer
I still think that a thigh gap is THE single most undervalued mark of beauty a girl can have, because it essentially combines two of the most desirable traits (fit body and wide hips) into one visual cue that cannot be faked.
>one visual cue that cannot be faked.
you can buy shapewear that compresses the thights and pulls up on the vegana so it creates the illusion of thigh gap.
why do you think everyone stopped posting pics of their thigh gaps on insta? it got devalued the moment lululemon dropped those tights.
"I just buuuuuuulk, just buuulk"
Saddest fat distribution ever. How can one man even predict that pic will store nothing on her breasts?
immediately thought of this b***h lmao
damn
>tfw ash never bought you a new bike
>too many jelly-filled donuts
You hate to see it
gotta respect the fact that she hasn't put silicone breasts on though, I know b***hes that when they got 1k followers on insta they instantly run to get fake breasts
Happiness Is Butter
>how
Eating more, moving less.
through focus, commitment and sheer fricking will
I would murder an entire African village just to have Lana ride my face and sit on it
Right looks like perfect practice gf for inexperienced anons.
>trannies getting fat is worse than israelites killing 3,000 americans so they can install a police state on the internet
She stopped doing hard drugs and replaced it with munching on stacks. Many such cases. The obese are the way they are because of a flawed character more often than not. The same flawed character that leads people to drug addiction will lead them to food addiction.
Yep. Obesity is unironically THE most common severe addiction. I also think that its increased prevalence has a lot to do with the decline in smoking (among many other factors, of course) - back in the day, people with addictive personality would just smoke two packs a day, nowadays they shovel goyslop down their greasy throats to get their dopamine kicks. Funnily enough, smoking is far less bad for society as a whole than obesity, because smokers usually only require medical care once they actually get lung cancer and then they die rather quickly, whereas fatties need hip/knee surgery, heart surgery, gastric bypasses, insulin treatment etc. decades before the accumulated grease actually makes them expire. Smokers are also usually capable of working right up until a year or two before they die, while fatties require constant care years earlier and can't provide anything of value long before that. We should unironically promote smoking among the lower class/stupid people again, this way they are a far smaller drain of resources.
Lana is one of the few women who got way hotter when she got fat
How did she break her arm
too many sets of milkshake sips to failure
video games & pabst
But she hates video games she made a whole song about how it takes attention away from her in a relationship
Pretty standard inflation rate for w*stoids.
ss+gomad obviously
ngl I put on an album when I see her in the catalog
only Born to Die tho. The only Lana I stan is thigh gap coke prostitute Lana
npc speak
>gains a bunch of weight
>pauses her music career
>gets a job at fricking Waffle House
>suddenly looks happier than she ever did making music
what did she mean by this?
>Is a waitress
>not wearing a white dress
ngmi
It's the wafflehouse not a wedding smdh
do you even Lana
?t=62
Damm, get her in a wide enough stance, no one'll knock her down
I bet you can say Black person whenever you want at Waffle House.
because it's real work
you just know she had to do the most horrible things to advance as a musician
no way this is true, is she shooting a music video or smth
She literally got tennis elbow from shoveling food from doritos bags to her mouth.
I don’t care how fat she gets, Lana will always be my queen
>WILL YOU STILL LOVE ME WHEN I'M NO LONGER YOUNGG AND BEAUTIFULL
>get chunky
>have big legs and arms
>still have small breasts
she worked out too much and ate slop, this archetype is the reason why women are afraid of lifting weights
She'll knock the hell out of 99% of ISTtards here.
Daaaaaamn she mogs me
real talk ngl i have a huge thing for chubby 30+ white women with hairy c**ts
latina genes kicked in
>she's not even latina
That's how powerful they are
Right is so much hotter.
Lana Del Ray was never attractive
Goyslop and Goyslurp get em every time.
nice apu thanks
i want fat lana to sit on my face while shes naked and forcefully piss in my mouth and i have to swallow it all as fast as i can to not drown
>Girl that was famous by signing depressing music is actually depressed
Learn some things or two Billie Keklish, we all know your brother makes everything for, from your image to your music, you plain boring b***h
lasagna del rey
HAHAHAH! TOUCHE!
Powerlifting, not even once
left has man shoulders
Are daddy issues girls insanely hot because they place you in the Chad position?
>I like the snake on your tattoo
>I like the Ivy and the
>Ink blue, yayo, yeah you, yayo
>You have to take me right now
>From this dark trailer park
>Life now, yayo, how now, yayo
>Put me onto your black motorcycle
>Fifties baby doll dress for my 'I do"
>It only takes two hours to Nevada
>I wear your sparkle
>You call me your mama
>Let me put on a show for you daddy
>Let me put on a show
>Let me put on a show for you tiger,
>Let me put on a show
>insanely hot
misspelled mid
Lana del weighs as much as a frickibg elephant