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The hunter and the gorillas.
bulls rats and eagles will frick up gorillas
The advantage of quantity is crazy here. Rats and eagles are the only smart pick. Also right now the mossad operatives are active km IST(nel). Be wary of any threads made within the last and next few hours.
Gorillas and rats, because gorillas are bro tier, and frick having 10000 rats trying to kill you.
I think I would take the grizzlies and the gorillas, three grizzly bears could easily kill one hunter who would be the biggest threat. Hopefully the gorillas could donkey kong slam the rats and take out lots of them that way
Rats
Mossad agents aren't in the infographic anon...
gorilla and hawks
>Muh rats
>Ebin big number is... le good!
Fricking morons. Rats are a complete non-issue in this scenario.
Why does speed even matter? This is war, nobody's running away here.
>NOOO, you can't just outmaneuver your opponent in a life or death situation.
>You have to stand completely still and face an onslaught like in my videogames
>This is le ebin WAR
if you can't micromanage a marine squad against a zerg rush you're ngmi
What if they killed you in a big hole
Eagles and crocs.
>hit the deck as eagles deal with the hunter as swiftly as possible
>crocbros keep everything else at bay
>once hunter is BTFO it's just a matter of crocs and eagles working together. eagles harass and create openings for the crocs.
Hunter and rats
Pick the rats and the eagles. The biggest threat in that case would be the wolves and the 7 bulls. The rats can be a meatshield and buy time while the eagles blind and or kill the larger predators and the bulls. The bulls are an enormous threat because if they breach the rat line then your fricked but given there's 10000 rats swarming g at their feet as they charge its highly likely they may trip on the rats and immobilize themselves. In that case a few hundred rats can devour them while the rest continue to hold the line against the remaining forces. It's also imperative that you send at least 5-10 eagles to eliminate the human other its gg. The wolves and lions are also mobile enough to outmaneuver the rats and flank you. In this case you should target them with the eagles as well as keep a small regiment of rats for personal protection. The gorillas are too small to really threaten the rats. An average gorilla is about 300-400lbs so worst case scenario their total biomass is 2000lbs. That's not much really Considering a single bull might be heavier than that. Fortunately there's only four lions so as long as the eagles can at least blind them or incapacitate them you should be fine. The crocodiles are obviously a minor threat as well assuming this takes place in an open field. Ultimately the battle will probably be decided in the first 2 minutes depending on rather the bulls breach your rat line or not, but if you survive that you'll probably be fine.
crocs aren't a threat but I feel would be annoying af to deal with if all you have are rats and eagles against their body covered in scales.
You forgot that you can also defend yourself. Get big guns, take out hunter first, you have advantage for you are on the defensive, and can prapare, a foxhole or snipers nest with a decent rifle would be enough. While rats and eagles make chaos, take out hunter, lions, bears ans gorilas and the rest are not dexterous enough to climb the tower.
> if they breach the rat line then your fricked
god this image is worse than any coom imaginable for derailing
Required to pick the rats as they can beat all the others with their swarm. Required to pick the hunter or you're getting sniped from 300m away (and if he dies you can use his gun).
If you don’t pick the hunter he will noscope 1 shot you before any of your rats can do anything
You almost need to pick him just for this reason. Lose lose though because it's easy for him to get overwhelmed by the opposing forces numbers.
Just shoot first if you are armed, otherwise hide while your rats do him in.
Very good prompt
I'm thinking best bet may be wolves and eagles. It's an American eagle in the picture, if you've ever seen one in person the size is remarkable. 3 feet tall and 6 foot wingspan. I may have to stomp a bunch of rats myself while they work together with the wolves but even the grizzly bears and bulls don't really stand a chance against 100 giant talons with 500psi grip strength plus 15 highly intelligent pack hunting killing machines
I feel like the hunter may be a non issue here because the insane amount of chaos will make accurate shooting impossible. However this depends on 1. Parameters of the fight i.e. starting positions and 2. His weaponry. An automatic rifle would have a huge effect here but the normal hunting rifle that's pictured is essentially useless to fight a swarm of predators
Hunter and bears. Honestly think you’re pretty fricked regardless due to numbers. On second thought bears numbers aren’t high enough and the guy could just shoot them. Bulls can maybe hold off the rest while hunter shoots them
bulls and bears
also homie you got reflux, get it treated or you'll get a hernia
oh shit there are ten thousand rats, forget that
i don't know
Hunter + Bears.
Bears are fricking insane dude.
Didn't read your question btw
6 wolves would probably manage to hold off 3 bears.
That's a black bear.
You're advised to actually "fight back" if you come across one in the wild, they're the weakest of all the bears.
I'd take the birds due they can fly and can blind and frick up the other animals. I'll need the hunter to finish them off.
Crocodiles are slow on land, 3 bears easily taken out, bulls eyes gouged and fricked up and shot, wolves are hunted all the time. Gorillas bullets through brain and the same with lions.
How skilled is the hunter what gun is using, what environment and are they coming at?
you are developing an ulcer. are you taking any pills or supplements? when i take insant release niacin i also develop an ulcer. in reality it is always there in some form, its just a matter of how bad.
going with gorillas and eagles. gonna need the eagles since no battle formation has been provided and gonna need to be line it to the hunter and take him out. then going to need the eagles to blind the biggest threats to the gorilla. if one eagle can blind every big animal then the gorillas should be relatively immune to rats, and should mop up the now blind bears, lions etc.
Look at these squares, actually engaging with the thread topic. I love Black folk!
Rats + hunter
the correct answer is the bear and the ox, the hunter is just cheating
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