Why are there so many zoomers at the gym nowadays?

Why are there so many zoomers at the gym nowadays?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah bruh i hit legs like 2-3 days a week, upper body 2 days a week. i have a pull day, a push day, an upper body day, and a leg day. and usually i like to mix in 1 or 2 days of cardio to really get a nice burn on my guy

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fraud shoes

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because you're getting replaced.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate these frickers so much

    Half my gym is brocolli head homosexuals acting like literal children and the other half is geriatric Cubans who just sit on the machines and talk to each other

    I feel such a cranky old frick when I have to yell at these high school kids to stop playing fricking tag while I'm lifting. I almost had half a mind the other day to stick my arm out a bit while one kid ran past me so he'd run into me and give me an excuse to grab him by the collar and scream into his pimply face

    On top of acting like kids, they all somehow think they're fitness experts despite all weighing in at a strapping 150.

    >Yeah bro, the creatine and muscle confusion is giving me major striations, think I'm gonna stop my bulk cycle and cut but I'm worried my girlfriend will think im on gear

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cute larp but post arms.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You live in south florida lol?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Theyre 140 pounds and flex in the mirror shirtless with no shame at all

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >playing fricking tag
      Recording in the gym is haram, but IST needs this footage.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're literally just mad you can't afford better. You're like the karens complaining about the bad food they get at basic b***h suburban restaurants. You either pay for a better gym or you shut the frick up.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't go to this shitty rec center gym because it's all I can afford, I go because it's literally across the street from the condo my job gave me for the year I'm living here in Miami. Yeah, it's full of morons but it's convenient as all frick and has all the equipment I need.

        If I have an employer that was willing to move me across the country and house me for a year, I hope you can put 2 and 2 together and realize that it's not a matter of me being able to afford a better gym or not.

        You live in south florida lol?

        Miami

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          How hot are the girls in miami? Is there a lot of male competition for hot girls? How would a jacked guy with emo hair do kver there?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you like Latin women it's out of control. Ridiculously beautiful girls everywhere you go, and they will dress up and put on heels to go pick up milk from the store.

            The only issue is that everyone here is vapid as frick and very superficial, so most of them will gravitate toward the guy with the Lambo (even if he's renting it), but at least the women here love to party and just have fun.

            I'm lucky since I have light blue eyes and they go bananas for it. As for emo hair, I'm sure some girls would be into it but you'll almost certainly have some Venezulean fricker call you a maricon one night

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Are there hella blacks down there though? That's a pretty huge dealbreaker for me as wherever they go they ruin everything.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                nta but miami is full of Black folk. don’t be fooled by the hot latina mamis, hispanics are barely a step above living around Black folk. they also loud, annoying, dirty, and totally inconsiderate of those around them
                >t. florida man who bounces between orlando and miami frequently

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some autistic zoomer was doing some parkour shit jumping from machine to machine in between his sets last week.

      Was truly bizarre. The kid didn't even look like a sperg.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dat ass

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    WOULD

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know man, but I keep seeing them at grocery stores, bus stops, parks. They're everywhere. Something's up.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sulek.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers will think and do what they're told by social media algorithms. Some kids get gym vids, some get troon vids, some get mukbang vids.
    AI has already won.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't see any 'zoomers' in my gym, or at least nothing like the scenes posted here. Most are serious and good guys.

    I am in the UK and next to me are the 10-20pm "pure gym", "Buzz Gym' and so on and so forth. I look through the window and its women with fillers and broccoli cuts galore. I always think it's stupid to whine about this if you are financially well off. I just get in my car and drive to the hotel gyms that are everywhere. Some of them suck but I found a good one with all the equipment I need but also a spa and sauna. The minimum age is 18 and they permaban anyone who causes the slightest bit of trouble. Most of the clients are hotel guests who just use the cardio machines and then leave. Bench is always empty.

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