I want to start training for a triathlon but can't bring myself to become a road bike homosexual
I feel like I could never forgive myself for stepping over that line. As if I was just begging to get run over by a six wheel diesel truck
These prissy homosexuals ride side by side on the only road to my job which you can't pass on because its an explosives movement route. Go be gays somewhere else please. I dont care if you have the right of way, I'm piloting 2 tons of steel and combustible liquid get out of my way
These homosexuals where I live ride around the busiest roads at 5:30 rush hour, going like 18 MPH in the 45. And they have cars backed up multiple intersections because of them. Just MOVE ONTO THE SIDEWALK YOU FRICKING moronS, YOU LOOK LIKE SUCH homosexualS IN YOUR GAY LITTLE COSTUME CYCLING AROUND. OR FRICKING USE A BIKE TRAIL. WHY THE FRICK DO YOU WANT TO BE ON THE ROAD WHEN YOU COULD BE RIDING THEOUGH NATURE AND SHIT. FRICK. IT WOULD LITERALLY BE FASTER FOR YOU TO TAKE THE BIKE TRAILS. BUT NO. YOU HAVE TO FRICKING BLOCK TRAFFIC IN YOUR TINY GAY LITTLE SHORTS AND homosexual HELMET. FRICK ANYONE WHO RIDES A BIKE ON THE STREET. SOCIETY WOULD LITERALLY BE BETTER OFF WITHOUT YOU
Oh this is too easy.
I'll take my shitbox car, "illegally" overtake you by crossing the double yellow line, watch you scream your head off because I'm not following "da rulez of da road xD", then I would proceed to match your speed with about half a car's distance between you and I, put my car into lowgear and blow a continuous plume of thick exhaust.
What you gonna do about it? You can't ever catch up to me because I will always be able to speed up, and I can also at anytime brake check you if you decide to get close.
I can play this game too.
>gay flag on the road riddled with cyclists
This is poetry
11 months ago
Anonymous
thats for pedestrians so they can walk on it. Its considered a sign of no respect if you step on a flag.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Sounds like cope to me.
https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2017/05/can-walk-pride-cities-permanent-rainbow-crosswalks/
11 months ago
Anonymous
try stepping on a country's flag in their country and see how that will work out.
Also, this is an invention from the USA that call themselves "car centered". We just want to make USA tourists feel welcome here.
11 months ago
Anonymous
My larger point was that homosexuals are mentally ill and take pleasure to people "disrespecting" their "flag"
11 months ago
Anonymous
they don't care about disrespecting their "flag". they are just dying for attention.
we don't have those situations in first world countries with first world infrastructure. While the cargays are stuck in traffic jam, the bikechad marches on on his seperate bikelane
11 months ago
Anonymous
So then why post nonsense antagonistic scenarios that allegedly don't exist?
The fact of the matter is you got btfo'd by
Oh this is too easy.
I'll take my shitbox car, "illegally" overtake you by crossing the double yellow line, watch you scream your head off because I'm not following "da rulez of da road xD", then I would proceed to match your speed with about half a car's distance between you and I, put my car into lowgear and blow a continuous plume of thick exhaust.
What you gonna do about it? You can't ever catch up to me because I will always be able to speed up, and I can also at anytime brake check you if you decide to get close.
I can play this game too.
and now you scramble to move the goalpost where a car couldn't possibly troll an antagonistic cyclist, all while smugly declaring yourself the winner of this exchange.
Now THIS is cope if I've ever seen it.
11 months ago
Anonymous
thats because we don't have those situations. cargays even get mogged by elderly ladies and kids on bikes.
>b-b-but I'll get in front of you
No you don't >b-b-but I blow a thick plume from my exhaust
I'll kick the mirror off your car and ride on a slow pace knowing you'll never get me
The situation in your second or third world country doesn't work in first world countries where cyclist always have the upper hand
11 months ago
Anonymous
I'm the anon in
Oh this is too easy.
I'll take my shitbox car, "illegally" overtake you by crossing the double yellow line, watch you scream your head off because I'm not following "da rulez of da road xD", then I would proceed to match your speed with about half a car's distance between you and I, put my car into lowgear and blow a continuous plume of thick exhaust.
What you gonna do about it? You can't ever catch up to me because I will always be able to speed up, and I can also at anytime brake check you if you decide to get close.
I can play this game too.
>No you don't
Yes I will and there's nothing you can do about it.
I have a 0 to 60 of 6 seconds. More than enough to pass your 10mph ass. >I'll kick the mirror off your car and ride on a slow pace knowing you'll never get me
How will you do that lol? I'll be in front of you blowing smoke, and your little legs will be busy furiously pedaling to catch up to me. >The situation in your second or third world country doesn't work in first world countries where cyclist always have the upper hand
By your autistic admission, these situations would not even exist because you have separate bike lanes.
You win nothing by bringing this up I hope you realize this.
Try to stay focused; how do you out-troll me? So far you've resorted to having a hissy fit and attempting to damage property. Doesn't sound very chad to me lol.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>10mph >mph
second worlder detected that doesn't have first world infrastructure.
Didn't read the rest as you can't project your shitty second world infrastructure to our first world infrastructure
11 months ago
Anonymous
just admit you can't afford a car
11 months ago
Anonymous
In real first world countries, with 10/10 public transport where even politicians and ceo's of huge multinationals use public ransport. Where you can use your bike to get you everywhere you want, you don't need a car.
And when you have a car, you even mog countries with shitty second world infrastructure. They call themselves "car centered" but have roads that look liek an average road in Africa with ten different kinds of asphalt. Real first world countries do not only have 10/10 public transport, but also 10/10 roads and 10/10 infrastructure for cars.
Now go seethe somewhere else with your Africa tier roads and infrastructure and go mirror your africa tier traffic situations to someone from an African country.
11 months ago
Anonymous
that's a lot of cope to admit you can't afford a car.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>that's a lot of cope to admit you can't afford a car.
we mog you with our roads, we mog you with our public transport, we mog you with our overal infrastructure and you can say is "you can't afford a car". If you think that you have to be rich to buy a car, you only show your second or third world mentality. Everybody can afford cars. Even in the poorest African countries in the world.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>blah blah blah im poor
yeah, we know kek
11 months ago
Anonymous
image that even Africans have better roads and infrastructure than you and thinking that owning a car makes you rich, while even people from teh poorest Africn countries own cars.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>while even people from teh poorest Africn countries own cars.
and yet you don't lmao
11 months ago
Anonymous
Owning a car is not seen as a status symbol in a first world country anon. Not owning one is.
This is Burundi. One of the poorest countries in the world. Even they own cars. Imagine seeing owning a car as a status symbol
11 months ago
Anonymous
kek the absolute brutal cope, even Black folk can buy a car and you can't
11 months ago
Anonymous
Amen anon. Fricking euro surface dwellers will never understand the life of the cave king. Look at all these chadly shadows they project on the wall, just for us!
11 months ago
Anonymous
>Where you can use your bike to get you everywhere you want, you don't need a car.
probably because there are ranches in texas bigger than your entire country kek, seethe more europoor
11 months ago
Anonymous
what's it like to live in a third world country?
11 months ago
Anonymous
You didn't read because you can't keep up and can't out-troll the car troll.
Car will always beat the bicycle.
I accept your concession at this time and will humor your infrastructure shit fit.
I do agree that infrastructure in America has a lot of room to improve, which would include separate bike roads away from car roads. But there's nuance to it as to why it doesn't happen. Short of bureaucracy and lobbyists, it's not really practical to bike around in America. Towns are separated out by 20+ miles (~30km) where people are regularly travelling to and from. A bike ride would take hours to complete that stretch. Couple that with the fact that cyclists really do not exist outside of hyper metropolitan areas of America, it's no wonder bike lanes aren't installed.
11 months ago
Anonymous
No, I didn't read because you can't compare Africa tier infrastructure to 10/10 Western European infrastructure.
We are not even "car centered" and even mog you with our roads and infrastructure.
11 months ago
Anonymous
This is just sad now anon.
You've so clearly lost the orginal argument of car troll vs bike troll that you're now resorting to claiming it was always about infrastructure.
Close the tab and go outside anon.
11 months ago
Anonymous
no, you just don't get it. Guess thats second world education. That other anon was projecting an Africa tier infrastructure on Western European infrastructure. I told him that would never happen here because of our 10/10 infrastructure. Everything else after that became b-b-b-but you can't afford a car.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Why do you keep replying to me? Are you mentally ill? Do I really need to spell it all out for you?
The original point of contention was this image;
https://i.imgur.com/j9qrbvt.png
Take it easy and slow your roll
where pepe the frog is smugly trolling all the car driving wojacks by traveling at a much slower pace than their cars would regularly drive at on the road.
Then enter my reply;
Oh this is too easy.
I'll take my shitbox car, "illegally" overtake you by crossing the double yellow line, watch you scream your head off because I'm not following "da rulez of da road xD", then I would proceed to match your speed with about half a car's distance between you and I, put my car into lowgear and blow a continuous plume of thick exhaust.
What you gonna do about it? You can't ever catch up to me because I will always be able to speed up, and I can also at anytime brake check you if you decide to get close.
I can play this game too.
where I demonstrated that wojack can indeed get the upper hand on pepe pretty effortlessly, and proceed to troll pepe while doing so.
This has nothing to do with infrastructure, and insisting that it does makes you look insane.
11 months ago
Anonymous
ffs, your second world education really shows.
I never replied to that image. You started to project your African tier traffic situations in that pic in a random reaction on me. Situation in that pic only happens in countries with Africa tier infrastructure. My reply
you can't even enter the city. You need to park your car and walk while the bicycle chad just marches on
said that that would never happen in countries with first world infrastructure.
Than you kept replying to tht Africa tier situation
Then the original scenario;
[...]
doesn't exist.
You kept projecting your Africa tier traffic situation
we don't have those situations in first world countries with first world infrastructure. While the cargays are stuck in traffic jam, the bikechad marches on on his seperate bikelane
while I repeatedly said we don't have those situations
we don't have those situations in first world countries with first world infrastructure. While the cargays are stuck in traffic jam, the bikechad marches on on his seperate bikelane
In short, don't ptoject your AFrica tier infrastructure and traffic situations on countries with 10/10 infrastructure.
11 months ago
Anonymous
So in summation;
The original image is african tier infrastructure which is what makes the situation possible in the first place.
In a 10/10 western european infrastructure, there would be no situation that would exist where a car would be stuck behind a bike.
That's all fine.
However you very clearly attempted to dismiss my original reply by claiming I couldn't pass you and that you'd kick my mirror. Why bother if in your country that wouldn't be possible due to separate bike lanes where a car would never be caught behind a bike?
Every time I see these homosexuals pasted into the road on a busy street I smile. I live in an area with literally shitloads of windy, open, perfect biking roads, way out of anyone's way, and yet these fricking spandex wearing c**ts frick up every major road they can. Die you fricking cycleBlack folk, DIE
Choose to, at least for the homosexuals in spats.
Regular commuter cyclist don't cause problems in my town and avoid main roads when possible.
Hell, even the actively schtizo homeless guys pulling make shift carts on bikes cause less problems then wannabe bike racers.
>suburban neighborhood has narrow two lane roads with no divider and cars parked on both sides >do fine bicycling in the lane >regularly come across wienersucking butthole pedestrians who walk in the middle of the fricking street when there is a perfectly good sidewalk with no one on it >they walk in the street against traffic around a blind curve >watch cars have to swerve around them because they refuse to walk on the sidewalk >i have to go behind them and scream at them to get the frick onto the sidewalk
i wish i could just stop and ask them what the frick is wrong with them but i assume it wouldnt go too well.
>5am, I'm riding to work which is 5 minutes away form my house >NO ONE on this road and there never is at this time >See a guy ride next to me >He notices i'm not wearing lycra like some homosexual >He speeds up on his fricking overpriced bike >"You need a back light it's dangerous"! >Literally says this like a fricking onions cuck
Unbearable c**ts. He seen i was just a normal guy and not a c**t like him and he HAD to say something. Fricking just HAD to.
I don't mind lycragays. They do have a hilarious amount of confidence in the face of death but it doesnt hurt me.
I can't help but hate gear queers though. The new thing in my city is these monstrosities with 100mm quadratic downtubes, fat tires with high air pressure, and meter long handlebars. They all have the same homosexual physique and sumo wrestler stance. Just comically bad at cycling and paying out the ass for it.
thats only in second and third world countries. Real first world countries can be recognized by their first world infrastructure and seperate bike lanes
As a mountain biker even we hate these lycra homosexuals.
You have no fricking clue, buddy. No road cyclist will EVER use the public cycle paths. Why? Because they don't want to see their path blocked by other, slow, bicycles. They don't like to share their space. They're insufferable.
Typed by the average ‘badass’ with a $1,000+ monthly car payment on his financed Ford Raptor, thinking he’s the baddest man on the road for having the biggest truck possible solely to drive in between trips to his office job , Jersey Mike’s, and home. With A/C on full blast, big gulp in the cup holder, Oakley shades pressed firmly against the fat from his 32 BMI build, and a backward baseball hat on his balding head there is no doubt about it - this is what it means to be a man
“Fricking Biden” he mutters under his breath after spending $160 to fill up his tank
Meanwhile a cyclist whips past him. On a bike he knows how to do maintenance over every inch of. Ridden my a man using nothing but his own muscle to power his destination. Rain? Cold? Hot? Doesn’t matter the weather, the true cyclist perseveres through it all.
“Fricking homosexual” the OP says, before taking another sip of his big gulp and waddling back to his military grade office commuting vehicle
One of my warmest memories was when I was traveling on a newly surfaced rural road that had all that loose chippings stuff on it and a temporary 20mph speed limit as a result. I came upon a bike gay and proceeded to put my foot down and pass him at like 60mph, throwing up loose gravel all over his face and causing him to crash into the verge.
Legit attempted murder for laughs , if those fat frick car mouth breathers ever exercised a day in their life they’d know how dangerous going that speed on a bike is
>Legit attempted murder for laughs , if those fat frick car mouth breathers ever exercised a day in their life they’d know how dangerous going that speed on a bike is
>this is Mark Rutte >he is the PM of the Netherlands >he goes to work everyday on his bike >he owns a 23 year old Saab >driving is only for fun in first world countries >he doesn't need
you will never be fit
you will never be skinny
you will always be a fat ass
you will always seethe at people doing cardio and exercise
you will never be happy
i used to bike everywhere as a kid and like the main thing that parents drilled into us was if there’s a car behind you then get the frick out of the road. idk when that changed because these homosexuals will sit in front of a semi and not even peddle
Because it justifies my lifestyle off the road. I look at car drivers with disdain because they aren't under their own power and rely on the zombie army of fossil fuels to propel forward oversized SUVs that haven't seen a dirt road in the four years these suburban shitheads have owned them
Because we're better than you.
This. Souless box drivers will always be second class citizens
the average cyclist still spends most of their time driving in first world countries
And?
i dont, the only reason i ride a bike so much is because im afraid to drive
>the meme is true
cyclists are the vegans of the road
lel
Classic.
fpbp
when i'm not riding my bike in front of cars, i'm fricking some loser's wife
>makes bikegays seethe
>makes cargays seethe
>can go literally anywhere
How do they do it?
>still burns calories
bikechads, we keep on winning
>works on your grip strength
>looks cool
>its more dangerous so high T
car sisters?
>can go literally anywhere
No it can't.
not with that attitude
Bike seats lowers sperm count.
How do you cope?
Don't worry, I make plenty
The donations your boyfriend makes in your ass don't count.
buy a $5k kit and find out
I’d rather spend the $5k on my legal fees after mangling one of you homosexual fricking bike jockeys to death under my car.
lol, literally seething
Soft ass b***h, you're an internet-addicted loser. You won't do shit.
kek based
go wear your homosexual spandex suit and get fricked in the ass bikeBlack person
> lawyers only charge 5k
> lawyers are hungry for my petty un-winnable case
Typical reddit belief.
they are the same spirit as those climate morons that block the road
/whoroonchadhere?/
I want to start training for a triathlon but can't bring myself to become a road bike homosexual
I feel like I could never forgive myself for stepping over that line. As if I was just begging to get run over by a six wheel diesel truck
Cars and trucks dont own the road as much as they think they do
These prissy homosexuals ride side by side on the only road to my job which you can't pass on because its an explosives movement route. Go be gays somewhere else please. I dont care if you have the right of way, I'm piloting 2 tons of steel and combustible liquid get out of my way
You dumb Black person. You think you are right because you are bigger?
Uhhhhhh yeah
ive been seeing a lot of electric scooters on the street lately. it should be legal to run them over.
it basically is already. if you kill a cyclist or scootgay with your car you're gonna be fine.
electric scooters like mopeds or the giant ones that kids ride?
tbqh i think mopeds and motorcycles are quite underrated as affordable transportation options
these fricking things.
Jesus Christ
Only chubbies and/or overweight people use this shit where I live. A fricking disgrace.
i had a gas type of these once upon a time, fun ride
These homosexuals where I live ride around the busiest roads at 5:30 rush hour, going like 18 MPH in the 45. And they have cars backed up multiple intersections because of them. Just MOVE ONTO THE SIDEWALK YOU FRICKING moronS, YOU LOOK LIKE SUCH homosexualS IN YOUR GAY LITTLE COSTUME CYCLING AROUND. OR FRICKING USE A BIKE TRAIL. WHY THE FRICK DO YOU WANT TO BE ON THE ROAD WHEN YOU COULD BE RIDING THEOUGH NATURE AND SHIT. FRICK. IT WOULD LITERALLY BE FASTER FOR YOU TO TAKE THE BIKE TRAILS. BUT NO. YOU HAVE TO FRICKING BLOCK TRAFFIC IN YOUR TINY GAY LITTLE SHORTS AND homosexual HELMET. FRICK ANYONE WHO RIDES A BIKE ON THE STREET. SOCIETY WOULD LITERALLY BE BETTER OFF WITHOUT YOU
Seething ameroid 56% mongrel detected. Your tears power my intervals.
Society would be far better off if you got out of your 2 ton handicap scooter and used your frickin legs lardo
Take it easy and slow your roll
Oh this is too easy.
I'll take my shitbox car, "illegally" overtake you by crossing the double yellow line, watch you scream your head off because I'm not following "da rulez of da road xD", then I would proceed to match your speed with about half a car's distance between you and I, put my car into lowgear and blow a continuous plume of thick exhaust.
What you gonna do about it? You can't ever catch up to me because I will always be able to speed up, and I can also at anytime brake check you if you decide to get close.
I can play this game too.
Cyclist bros... how do we cope?
you can't even enter the city. You need to park your car and walk while the bicycle chad just marches on
>gay flag on the road riddled with cyclists
This is poetry
thats for pedestrians so they can walk on it. Its considered a sign of no respect if you step on a flag.
Sounds like cope to me.
https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2017/05/can-walk-pride-cities-permanent-rainbow-crosswalks/
try stepping on a country's flag in their country and see how that will work out.
Also, this is an invention from the USA that call themselves "car centered". We just want to make USA tourists feel welcome here.
My larger point was that homosexuals are mentally ill and take pleasure to people "disrespecting" their "flag"
they don't care about disrespecting their "flag". they are just dying for attention.
Then the original scenario;
doesn't exist.
we don't have those situations in first world countries with first world infrastructure. While the cargays are stuck in traffic jam, the bikechad marches on on his seperate bikelane
So then why post nonsense antagonistic scenarios that allegedly don't exist?
The fact of the matter is you got btfo'd by
and now you scramble to move the goalpost where a car couldn't possibly troll an antagonistic cyclist, all while smugly declaring yourself the winner of this exchange.
Now THIS is cope if I've ever seen it.
thats because we don't have those situations. cargays even get mogged by elderly ladies and kids on bikes.
>b-b-but I'll get in front of you
No you don't
>b-b-but I blow a thick plume from my exhaust
I'll kick the mirror off your car and ride on a slow pace knowing you'll never get me
The situation in your second or third world country doesn't work in first world countries where cyclist always have the upper hand
I'm the anon in
>No you don't
Yes I will and there's nothing you can do about it.
I have a 0 to 60 of 6 seconds. More than enough to pass your 10mph ass.
>I'll kick the mirror off your car and ride on a slow pace knowing you'll never get me
How will you do that lol? I'll be in front of you blowing smoke, and your little legs will be busy furiously pedaling to catch up to me.
>The situation in your second or third world country doesn't work in first world countries where cyclist always have the upper hand
By your autistic admission, these situations would not even exist because you have separate bike lanes.
You win nothing by bringing this up I hope you realize this.
Try to stay focused; how do you out-troll me? So far you've resorted to having a hissy fit and attempting to damage property. Doesn't sound very chad to me lol.
>10mph
>mph
second worlder detected that doesn't have first world infrastructure.
Didn't read the rest as you can't project your shitty second world infrastructure to our first world infrastructure
just admit you can't afford a car
In real first world countries, with 10/10 public transport where even politicians and ceo's of huge multinationals use public ransport. Where you can use your bike to get you everywhere you want, you don't need a car.
And when you have a car, you even mog countries with shitty second world infrastructure. They call themselves "car centered" but have roads that look liek an average road in Africa with ten different kinds of asphalt. Real first world countries do not only have 10/10 public transport, but also 10/10 roads and 10/10 infrastructure for cars.
Now go seethe somewhere else with your Africa tier roads and infrastructure and go mirror your africa tier traffic situations to someone from an African country.
that's a lot of cope to admit you can't afford a car.
>that's a lot of cope to admit you can't afford a car.
we mog you with our roads, we mog you with our public transport, we mog you with our overal infrastructure and you can say is "you can't afford a car". If you think that you have to be rich to buy a car, you only show your second or third world mentality. Everybody can afford cars. Even in the poorest African countries in the world.
>blah blah blah im poor
yeah, we know kek
image that even Africans have better roads and infrastructure than you and thinking that owning a car makes you rich, while even people from teh poorest Africn countries own cars.
>while even people from teh poorest Africn countries own cars.
and yet you don't lmao
Owning a car is not seen as a status symbol in a first world country anon. Not owning one is.
This is Burundi. One of the poorest countries in the world. Even they own cars. Imagine seeing owning a car as a status symbol
kek the absolute brutal cope, even Black folk can buy a car and you can't
Amen anon. Fricking euro surface dwellers will never understand the life of the cave king. Look at all these chadly shadows they project on the wall, just for us!
>Where you can use your bike to get you everywhere you want, you don't need a car.
probably because there are ranches in texas bigger than your entire country kek, seethe more europoor
what's it like to live in a third world country?
You didn't read because you can't keep up and can't out-troll the car troll.
Car will always beat the bicycle.
I accept your concession at this time and will humor your infrastructure shit fit.
I do agree that infrastructure in America has a lot of room to improve, which would include separate bike roads away from car roads. But there's nuance to it as to why it doesn't happen. Short of bureaucracy and lobbyists, it's not really practical to bike around in America. Towns are separated out by 20+ miles (~30km) where people are regularly travelling to and from. A bike ride would take hours to complete that stretch. Couple that with the fact that cyclists really do not exist outside of hyper metropolitan areas of America, it's no wonder bike lanes aren't installed.
No, I didn't read because you can't compare Africa tier infrastructure to 10/10 Western European infrastructure.
We are not even "car centered" and even mog you with our roads and infrastructure.
This is just sad now anon.
You've so clearly lost the orginal argument of car troll vs bike troll that you're now resorting to claiming it was always about infrastructure.
Close the tab and go outside anon.
no, you just don't get it. Guess thats second world education. That other anon was projecting an Africa tier infrastructure on Western European infrastructure. I told him that would never happen here because of our 10/10 infrastructure. Everything else after that became b-b-b-but you can't afford a car.
Why do you keep replying to me? Are you mentally ill? Do I really need to spell it all out for you?
The original point of contention was this image;
where pepe the frog is smugly trolling all the car driving wojacks by traveling at a much slower pace than their cars would regularly drive at on the road.
Then enter my reply;
where I demonstrated that wojack can indeed get the upper hand on pepe pretty effortlessly, and proceed to troll pepe while doing so.
This has nothing to do with infrastructure, and insisting that it does makes you look insane.
ffs, your second world education really shows.
I never replied to that image. You started to project your African tier traffic situations in that pic in a random reaction on me. Situation in that pic only happens in countries with Africa tier infrastructure. My reply
said that that would never happen in countries with first world infrastructure.
Than you kept replying to tht Africa tier situation
You kept projecting your Africa tier traffic situation
while I repeatedly said we don't have those situations
In short, don't ptoject your AFrica tier infrastructure and traffic situations on countries with 10/10 infrastructure.
So in summation;
The original image is african tier infrastructure which is what makes the situation possible in the first place.
In a 10/10 western european infrastructure, there would be no situation that would exist where a car would be stuck behind a bike.
That's all fine.
However you very clearly attempted to dismiss my original reply by claiming I couldn't pass you and that you'd kick my mirror. Why bother if in your country that wouldn't be possible due to separate bike lanes where a car would never be caught behind a bike?
We need to tell the you know whos how expensive the bikes are and how weak the gays on them are. They could take care of it for us.
>ride around the busiest roads
>road bike
>riding through nature
>bike trail
You don't seem to understand how this works, my smoothbrained fren
time to make another thread on IST
Every time I see these homosexuals pasted into the road on a busy street I smile. I live in an area with literally shitloads of windy, open, perfect biking roads, way out of anyone's way, and yet these fricking spandex wearing c**ts frick up every major road they can. Die you fricking cycleBlack folk, DIE
You only remember the shitty ones. Just like every thing else you meet.
My theory is that they have to look death in the face every time they take to the road, and it creates an aggressive personality
Choose to, at least for the homosexuals in spats.
Regular commuter cyclist don't cause problems in my town and avoid main roads when possible.
Hell, even the actively schtizo homeless guys pulling make shift carts on bikes cause less problems then wannabe bike racers.
This is true. At least homeless people stay on the sides of the roads and not in the middle of them.
>suburban neighborhood has narrow two lane roads with no divider and cars parked on both sides
>do fine bicycling in the lane
>regularly come across wienersucking butthole pedestrians who walk in the middle of the fricking street when there is a perfectly good sidewalk with no one on it
>they walk in the street against traffic around a blind curve
>watch cars have to swerve around them because they refuse to walk on the sidewalk
>i have to go behind them and scream at them to get the frick onto the sidewalk
i wish i could just stop and ask them what the frick is wrong with them but i assume it wouldnt go too well.
>5am, I'm riding to work which is 5 minutes away form my house
>NO ONE on this road and there never is at this time
>See a guy ride next to me
>He notices i'm not wearing lycra like some homosexual
>He speeds up on his fricking overpriced bike
>"You need a back light it's dangerous"!
>Literally says this like a fricking onions cuck
Unbearable c**ts. He seen i was just a normal guy and not a c**t like him and he HAD to say something. Fricking just HAD to.
Pic related, his face when he said that to me.
He's right
Share the road,bro.
I don't mind lycragays. They do have a hilarious amount of confidence in the face of death but it doesnt hurt me.
I can't help but hate gear queers though. The new thing in my city is these monstrosities with 100mm quadratic downtubes, fat tires with high air pressure, and meter long handlebars. They all have the same homosexual physique and sumo wrestler stance. Just comically bad at cycling and paying out the ass for it.
>want to bicycle to work
>but that means dealing with traffic
Frick
Carcucks stay mad
carchads stay alive, spandex wearing homosexuals get turned into paste
I don’t know but they’re insufferable. Same goes for pool swimmers.
these buttholes make me look bad
>t. dickhead that cycles to work on a busted ass mountainbike in my normal clothes
Protected by outdated laws
thats only in second and third world countries. Real first world countries can be recognized by their first world infrastructure and seperate bike lanes
As a mountain biker even we hate these lycra homosexuals.
You have no fricking clue, buddy. No road cyclist will EVER use the public cycle paths. Why? Because they don't want to see their path blocked by other, slow, bicycles. They don't like to share their space. They're insufferable.
>You have no fricking clue, buddy.
let me tell you something about your country
>ride only in the summer shirtless for D gains
>mog the FRICK out of skinny skellies
>all while on my shitty 15 year old 150$ pawn shop mountain bike
Don't get mad at cyclists riding in the road, get mad at your local government that refuses to put dedicated bike lanes along those roads.
Typed by the average ‘badass’ with a $1,000+ monthly car payment on his financed Ford Raptor, thinking he’s the baddest man on the road for having the biggest truck possible solely to drive in between trips to his office job , Jersey Mike’s, and home. With A/C on full blast, big gulp in the cup holder, Oakley shades pressed firmly against the fat from his 32 BMI build, and a backward baseball hat on his balding head there is no doubt about it - this is what it means to be a man
“Fricking Biden” he mutters under his breath after spending $160 to fill up his tank
Meanwhile a cyclist whips past him. On a bike he knows how to do maintenance over every inch of. Ridden my a man using nothing but his own muscle to power his destination. Rain? Cold? Hot? Doesn’t matter the weather, the true cyclist perseveres through it all.
“Fricking homosexual” the OP says, before taking another sip of his big gulp and waddling back to his military grade office commuting vehicle
this confuses the second and third worlder as they have never seen it and will never see it. This can only be seen in a real first world country
Because female cyclists are disgusting
One of my warmest memories was when I was traveling on a newly surfaced rural road that had all that loose chippings stuff on it and a temporary 20mph speed limit as a result. I came upon a bike gay and proceeded to put my foot down and pass him at like 60mph, throwing up loose gravel all over his face and causing him to crash into the verge.
honestly with the way people drive you have to have some type of brain damage to want to ride a bike on the road with cars.
Rules for thee, not for me
Privilege of those who are saving the planet, thank you very much
Second point: who entitled you cagies with monopoly over the streets? There's no law.
who cares, they are asphalt lubricant when God judges them, which he will do to all in due time
cycling around Wales was some of the most fun and most dangerous exercise I have ever gotten
based fricking webm kek
Fear the cyclist who heems cyclists
>that dip in the puddle
Legit attempted murder for laughs , if those fat frick car mouth breathers ever exercised a day in their life they’d know how dangerous going that speed on a bike is
if it's so dangerous, why doesn't the biker just slow down?
>Legit attempted murder for laughs , if those fat frick car mouth breathers ever exercised a day in their life they’d know how dangerous going that speed on a bike is
well I hope that bicycle gay broke his neck. every weak little gaywad that rides the fairycycle deserves the same
can't have been that fast. he has mud guards, no drop bars, feet aren't clipped in and a helmet which means he is a fake one with unnecessary weight
not my president
Is that Pedo Joe?
Killed the man and hid the body at the same time
i always drive on side walks or as far off the road as i can when pedaling to trails on my 90s mtb
Idk man, carcucks see an empty road with two bike enjoyers gling for a ride and start seething
Why ask here and go back to IST fricking loser
>Why ask here and go back to IST fricking loser
he's right tho
>this is Mark Rutte
>he is the PM of the Netherlands
>he goes to work everyday on his bike
>he owns a 23 year old Saab
>driving is only for fun in first world countries
>he doesn't need
commuting to work on a bike kinda sux
i start sweating after like 7 minutes unless i ride very slow
you will never be fit
you will never be skinny
you will always be a fat ass
you will always seethe at people doing cardio and exercise
you will never be happy
i used to bike everywhere as a kid and like the main thing that parents drilled into us was if there’s a car behind you then get the frick out of the road. idk when that changed because these homosexuals will sit in front of a semi and not even peddle
Because it justifies my lifestyle off the road. I look at car drivers with disdain because they aren't under their own power and rely on the zombie army of fossil fuels to propel forward oversized SUVs that haven't seen a dirt road in the four years these suburban shitheads have owned them