Why are women such massive gains goblins? It doesn't matter whether they're mothers, wives, random sluts...

Why are women such massive gains goblins? It doesn't matter whether they're mothers, wives, random sluts... Hell, even daughters are gains goblins.

Is the only way to get and stay fit to retreat to some homo island where women aren't allowed?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >retreat to some homo island
    you're on IST, we're already there

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    my mom isn’t a gains goblin. she even bought me a tub of creatine and a tub of protein when I started lifting

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe you have horrible women in your life and is too big of a bitch to tell them off.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's this. I told my psycho mom to fuck off and lost 50lbs. Men can be gains goblins too though. I have a relative who had a heart attack and the next day my jackass cousins asked them if they wanted a fucking burger. Needless to say this relative has not lost any weight since then because no matter how hard they try, these guys keep coming over and bringing stuff that they shouldn't be eating. Either they will learn to say no, or it will kill them.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        People say that last sentence all the time, but your little story makes it much more impactful. It is true tbh, thank you for sharing it with us.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >women are gains goblins
    Can confirm. My girlfriend fucks up my sleep schedule whenever she stays over. Plus she only eats shit food which makes it super tempting to enjoy some with her. My willpower is super strong 9 times out of 10 though. But my pantry and fridge is full of shit food now that she’s my gf.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dating a gains goblin
      Girls or Gains anon. choose

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My moms 60 and whenever I visit her and dad we gym together and she makes us protein rich food after. They have no snacks or goyslop at home either.

    My gf is a fucking gains goblin sometimes tho. I think it’s because she’s gained 10lbs in the last year and I went from 15-11% bf and put on lean muscle

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My gf is the opposite of a gains goblin. She motivates me to lift even when I come home from work feeling dead, she praises me while massaging my sore muscles, she cooks food with the perfect macros for me. Most importantly, she doesn't exist so she can't leave me.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      based, I just imagine that my ex still loves me (or loved me at all in the first place) because I'm not creative enough to make up a new gf in my head

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I used a foundation of the good (fake for them) qualities of my exes as a foundation and left out all the bad stuff like cheating on me then trying to push the blame onto me because I won't forgive her.
        My imaginary gf does none of those awful things, she wouldn't even dream about it. I created her after all and want more could we want than someone to love us.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          before I had a gf I didn't even know what being loved felt like
          now that I'm alone again I wish I never found out

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shes fucking another dude as we speak

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me scaring off every woman who has ever loved me when I enter another psychotic episode even though I literally fucking warned them it would happen

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you must be weak as fuck, and im not joking or just dissing u. its men that lift females up, not the other way around.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't get carried around the house by powerlifting mommy gf
        low test

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          typing the phrase "mommy gf" with a straight face and then implying anyone has lower test than you is the funniest joke in this thread

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You have lower test than me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      if i felt dead, the last thing i want is to share my masculine presence with a female and the last thing i want to hear is a woman "praising me" or massaging my muscles as i dont know how more about muscles myself. I cook good also. lmfao, i just read your last sentence. touche.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, that's why we're here

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mom buys lots of chicken breast, tuna, egg, cottage cheese
    >just ordered tons of vitamin D, ashwaganda, coconut oil
    >Christmas present is a barbell and some plates

    She is such a delicious little slut you won't believe. I love her so much. You jelly and mad that you cant have her love like i do. I guess some people are just born blessed.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >calls his mom a delicious slut

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >his mom is not a woman

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Christmas present is a barbell and some plates
      Wait what. So you had a squat rack but no barbell and plates for some reason, or now you just randommly have a barbell and some plates with nothing else?

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think I gains goblin him.

    I let him know when he's fallen off track, healthwise. I encourage him to eat healthy. And I maintain my own physical fitness as motivation for him to remain physically fit.

    Like sure, he's not got his 6 pack anymore, but that's more because he wants to make 6 figures than because I'm holding him back.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Woman become a gains goblin because they essentially become a ball and chain

    You have to do everything with them and if you ste doing anything for yourself you are called selfish.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They become gain goblins because they're insecure as fuck in relationships and if you stay attractive you can leave them for someone better. And they believe they're entitled to your time and attention at any point they want it so your gym is a waste of time because it's not spent on them

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Moving in with gf absolutely sucks in this regard

    My food will power is fine at restaurants and grocery store. But at home with ice cream, cookies, and chips at disposable it’s too much

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What if she keeps that stuff out of sight in the garage, or in her personal snack cabinet?

      Would you still be a bad boy and eat her out of snackies?

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because women constantly compare themselves to other people. Since you train and stay fit and they don't, you make them feel inadequate. However, they don't want to also start training, because it's difficult. So, they would much rather drag you down and see you become as weak and lazy as they are, rather than eat well and start training to become as fit as you are. This way, they don't have to feel inadequate and they don't have to train.
    Women are the biggest bucket crabs there are.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    females are gains goblin because if u gain too much, u might just grab another gains goblin, so they make sure to drag u down to their level.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      why do u think females like dad bods?

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >have racist tomboy gf
    >we workout together, oftentimes naked
    >started because she caught me watching Danberu and wanted to join in (have told this story here before)
    >today, she brings me DEENZ and KIPPERZ
    >we split two cans and a protein shake (I added an extra half scoop) then watch some of the original 90’s Bastard! OVA
    >My woman is unironically a Gains Goblin Slayer
    >Life is good

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>have racist tomboy gf
      stopped reading right there because i believe you and knew the rest would only make me seethe

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        HH brother. You can get one too, I am living proof. I will admit, however, that I expected this less than anybody. Even now, nearly two years in, I still don’t believe it... Seriously, what kind of woman likes eating DEENZ after a workout?! I didn’t think women even ate this stuff. There’s no way I would believe my own story if it were being told to me by a third party, yet, here we are. I unironically wonder if I am in a coma sometimes...

        If I had to give you advice how to find one (not that you asked) I would tell you that a lot of gamer/ otaku chicks like driven, hardworking guys— and muscle— more than they let on. I am not a roid monkey though. Don’t go to cons, but do look out for women who share your interests.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      HH brother. You can get one too, I am living proof. I will admit, however, that I expected this less than anybody. Even now, nearly two years in, I still don’t believe it... Seriously, what kind of woman likes eating DEENZ after a workout?! I didn’t think women even ate this stuff. There’s no way I would believe my own story if it were being told to me by a third party, yet, here we are. I unironically wonder if I am in a coma sometimes...

      If I had to give you advice how to find one (not that you asked) I would tell you that a lot of gamer/ otaku chicks like driven, hardworking guys— and muscle— more than they let on. I am not a roid monkey though. Don’t go to cons, but do look out for women who share your interests.

      You lucky bastard. Never let her go.
      >If I had to give you advice how to find one (not that you asked) I would tell you that a lot of gamer/ otaku chicks like driven, hardworking guys— and muscle— more than they let on. I am not a roid monkey though. Don’t go to cons, but do look out for women who share your interests.
      Thanks fren, I'm unironically gonna use this as motivation to find my own tomboy gf, no more sitting and waiting for her to come to me, WAGMI.
      HH and have a blessed day brother.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kek good try gains goblin but I'm gonna get wasted and shitpost alone at home instead.
    I'll still be up at 7 AM to work out tomorrow and I won't eat trash tonight because I'll be too drunk to be hungry. The only ill effect I'll see is a watery shit or two in the morning.
    PS. dancing is for fags and so is dieting, XOXO Hungry Skeleton

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