Why are you not butter maxing?

I’ve been on an all butter diet for 3 weeks and am down 10lbs. Only reason you losers don’t do it is because you’re afraid of the le keto meme. It also makes it ooze out the other end and you give yourself an enema and feel cleansed simultaneously

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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did you get them to stack like that without falling over?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m in Australia everything is upside down

      This homie eating butter.

      Yes sometimes I melt and drink it

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only use butter and olive oil. i fell for the sneed oils are cancer meme

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t think you understand. I eat the stick like it’s a popsicle

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    This homie eating butter.

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Deets.

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been doing the peach pit diet. 10 peach pits a day. Cleans you right out. It's all fiber so it cures your hemorrhoids. 10lbs of peaches at kroger for 10 dollars.
    just feed the fruit to the dog.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      You feed your dog 10 peaches a day?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have four dogs.

  6. 12 months ago
    sage

    Melt butter and then mix with whey protein powder. That's basically recreating the creamy milk that comes straight from the cows tit. High protien and full of nourishing fat

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I went to the grocery store today. The fricking Hagaan Daaz icecream is literally cheaper than butter. So yeah. Not going on a butter eating binge any time soon.

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you kidding me bro? I eat a pound of butter a week at minimum.
    A favorite meal of mine is raw butter mixed with raw egg yolk and a side of raw cream
    Pic rel.
    Ofc, I do not eat pasteurized butter, idk how you do that

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you have a mix of salted and unsalted?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes I’m in the mood for salty

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    i like eating normal food

  11. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah i eat about 15g of butter every morning.

  12. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate to break it to you but with no protein your body isn't really able to maintain muscle. You'll keep losing weight and a lot of muscle and end up with a weak, feminine body.

  13. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do fatties always assume that everybody else on the internet is also fat?

  14. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    You filfty animal

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