Why are you scared of the burpee?

Why are you scared of the burpee?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    it has a gross sounding name

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dont really give a frick. thats a shit reason. I didnt make the name fricktard, so who exactly are you complaining to? fat frick piece of shit. take the thread seriously or frick off

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        no :3

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          shut the frick up with that troony shit homosexual. have a nice day you fricking piece of shit queer. get the frick out of my thread

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            mek me
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      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        shut the frick up with that troony shit homosexual. have a nice day you fricking piece of shit queer. get the frick out of my thread

        Roid rage, people.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    kiss already gays

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Im puckered up on both ends for ops hot lips

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Id rather actually pick up weights

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they name it a burpee anyway

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically good for dislodging trapped wind so it was either burpees or brapulons. Also because doing them too soon after eating WILL make you vomit.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Needs a chin up. I'd do them but I have concrete floors and dropping my weight on my hands fast might frick my wrists up.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Needs a muscle up.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        But then you have two pushing components and very little bicep stimulus.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Easy.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I want to rest my muscles in between progressing lifts with them. Why do you care?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't matter. If anything this counts as active rest (i know it's cringe) because you're not actually going to the point where you're sufficiently fatigued type - i fibers so much that it starts recruiting more type - ii fibers.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know what? I think you may be right and I may need to harden up and do burpees.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i fricked up my knees with burpees

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      People often to that, fricking stupid. Just spread your legs when coming up

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    But i love burpee

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    it makes me burp

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