Why are zoomer SARM goblins (like Sam Seljuk) look so unhealthy?

>covered in acne
>beet red
>bloated
>gyno
>aged 10+ years in a year

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You literally said it in your post. SARMs

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lol he's not fricking with SARM's. That homie is on a wienertail of steroids and maybe GH

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why are zoomer SARM goblins (like Sam Seljuk) look so unhealthy
      Shit I fricked up the title.

      >Lol he's not fricking with SARM's. That homie is on a wienertail of steroids and maybe GH
      Even so, he and other TikTok zoomer frauders look much worse than older guys who've run similar stacks for years or decades (like Jay Cutler).
      A lot of them legit look like they won't make it to 30.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jay Cutler was Mr. Olympia. He has top tier genetics for this shit. For every Jay Cutler there are 1000 guys who take steroids and end up looking like dogshit. Sam Sulek is somewhere in the middle of the pack.

        Also Jay Cutler eats clean. He even said himself that junk food gives him acne.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Jay cutler looks like a roided out midget disproportional freak who can’t wipe his ass to 98% of the population bro

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he typed, as the leftover cheeto dust on his sausage fingers sprinkled the keyboard

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          What are you? Jay Cutler?

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    moronic cycles

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    rent free

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >rent free
      sam's gonna be living rent free in the ground in a few years

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        and? why should I care? why do you care?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >why do you care?
          I don't
          BUT I do enjoy shitposting here, and anything some eceleb comes along I enjoy bullying them on principle.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            You are helping giving him views and money. You are aiding him you low IQ betamax..

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bullying
    you're just seething into the abyss moron. he doesn't read you little feminine b***hposting.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      hi sam

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Take your meds

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who thinks this looks good? Roidtrannies are mentally ill

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    also his balls must be shrunk like crazy alraedy

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not to mention they're all massively insecure, perma online (on tiktok ffs) losers

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Steroids

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    he takes a shit ton of insulin which is why his diet is like 80% sugar

    eating that much sugar will bloat anyone and combined with the steroids he's on (likely tren if his breathing is any indication) and then all the milk he drinks, you get shit ass skin

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sam Seljuk

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get why anyone would want to get on gear to look like this. If you're going to blast gear at least aim for a Steve Cook look where you actually look good, what's the point in cutting your lifespan in half just to look like a freak like this?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's blowing up on social media and at the rate he's going, he's going to be a millionaire. He's about to complete a mech engineering program and he plans to do nothing with it, that's already how much money he's making.

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