Why are zoomers so tall and? Seriously the average zoomer is like 62, and theyre all athletic with fluffy hair.

Why are zoomers so tall and fit? Seriously the average zoomer is like 6’2, and they’re all athletic with fluffy hair. It’s gotten to the point where 6’ is considered short by most women. Where do we go from here millennial bros?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God you guys' sound like whiney out of touch morons. I beg you to lift a single weight and talk to a girl atleast once this week anon

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers are average height in America

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah average height is 6 foot now

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Every zoomer lies about their height by about 2-3 inches

        I'm legitimately 6'0 and still taller than 90% of guys I see. People always say they think I'm 6'2 or 6'3 and little 5'10 munchkins that I am clearly taller than tell me they are 6'0 or 6'1.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          100% facts, am also exactly 6'

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick do you morons keep repeating this? Average height has been decreasing in every western country, even when you take immigrants out of the equation

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >le epic stats
      >hecking science
      Reality disagrees with you. Go outside and the average 20 year old zoomers is 6’2+

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t care even if that were true, I’m 6’4. Really would love to know what you guys get out of posting this shit. It’s bizarre

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >my anecdotal evidence i pulled out of my ass disagrees with cold hard facts that were actually measured

        Fricking have a nice day dumb shit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's because you import millions of brown pygmy races

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The decline isn’t huge, but average height has decreased even in a lot of developing countries and in places that are still almost entirely white like Iceland. Genetic quality- iq, height, character- has significantly declined in every western country with height being the most modest decline. Zoomers are the first generation since the Industrial Revolution to be inferior to the one that came before. Genetic iq has been declining for a while but it was covered up by gains from the Flynn effect (better health/nutrition). Zoomers are the first generation to mark what is probably an irreversible decline of western genetic quality.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Idk what happened in Iceland but White zoomers in America are taller. Immigration explains the rest

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would say the sample of people going out and clubbing or partying is usually confined to the more confident people, and I bet there's a correlation between confidence and height.
    So what you're seeing is a sample of very confident tall people.

    I'm 5'11 and yeah, I'm certainly one of the shorter people if I go out to a place with only European descent. And in general women look past you.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers being hot, gullible, desperate for attention and slightly bi curious is one of the best things that have happened to modern society

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the average zoomer is like 6’2, and they’re all athletic with fluffy hair.
    I'm begging you to leave your basement dude

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    probably just selective attention, your mind is filtering out all the shorter/uglier people and you're only noticing the people that are taller/more attractive than you.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only men I see in real life are the men are the gym. It tricks my brain into thinking I'm just a bit above average, since I use the average gym goer to compare.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now everyone is telling the truth about their height?

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Microplastics and geemos

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers are weak

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the people claiming 6' online are probably talking in shoes and even then often still exaggerating
    >"the club" and other similar places are probably a skewed sample, a lot of manlets are doing their own thing on a saturday night, clubs are brutal and high-effort low-reward for average men in current year so why bother
    >confirmation bias, walking along a crowded street in a city centre and getting heightmogged by 5-6 guys in a row out of 30 can easily feel like getting heightmogged by "everyone"

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Teachergay here at a school with a student population of around 4k.

    Zoomers are, on average, skinnyfat at best

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All neurotic and aspiring jestermaxxers forever insecure. And clubs are peak gynocentric environments. Western men conquered the world now they're completely domesticated and buck broken simp cucks

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers are slightly shorter than millenials due to being more brown on average. White zoomers are the same height as their fathers on average

    The real reason why these self-reports of everyone being 6'+ come out is because due to online dating, there's this new fixation on height. As a result, the average zoomer frauds 3" to their heights, it's kinda easy to delude yourself (it's my height with shoes on and including hair in the morning bro, +1 additional inch added to round up) and there's countless reports of 5'9" guys claiming 6'

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >an entire generation that was born into the clickbait lying photoshopping fake news "for the 'gram" bullshit that is the internet
    literally the most delusional generation to exist

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