why arent you fightmaxxing? if you have big gym muscles and you dont know how to fight, it means you're gay
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why arent you fightmaxxing? if you have big gym muscles and you dont know how to fight, it means you're gay
I keep injuring my wrists.
>I keep injuring my wrists.
Good.
Same man idk why I have such weak wrists. Im pretty fit but no matter which sports I do when I put pressure on my wrists after 2 weeks it starts hurting until I quit doing it. Im not a pussy so I bear with the pain but it simply never stops hurting. I do work everyday manual labour but is that not supposdd to make my wrists stronger?
You die if you work. Everyone knows that.
Are you guys wrapping your hands properly and using good gloves?
Lots of stretching + pushups with your fists balled + tape over wraps
I live in a desolate hell hole without a proper boxing gym (central Alaska) but my gym has a heavy bag and I'm friends with a guy who used to fight semi-pro who's been teaching me.
I hate IST cause every board has board has easily identifiable schizos who just keep posting the same shit over and over again and the userbase keeps interacting with them. OP is the guy who keeps making the "why gym if no fight??" threads obviously
You're absolutely right. I notice it too.
I want to believe I don't notice it because I don't come here often but that's not true so I guess is because I really don't care about what is posted here and don't pay too much attention to it
absolute fricking pussies lol. just say youre scared to fight, homosexuals
>Lolol come roll with me bro lolol I'll frick you up in a rear naked choke, bam, sorry bro that was your patella, bam, there goes your acl haha guess you don't have that warrior spirit, I never sleep bro lol I fricking destroy you and make it look like self defense, you look at me weird? Pow, I superman punch you, plant crack cocaine on your corpse and frick your girl in the corner while you bleed out jajajaja and don't try that conceal carry shit on me, if I get within six feet of you I can crush your windpipe before you've drawn it and pressed the safety lololol sucks to be you hombre guess I'll just keep winning and being based, nothing personnel kid
This is what all online tough guys sound like
come roll with me bro lolol I'll frick you up in a rear naked choke, bam, sorry bro that was your patella, bam, there goes your acl haha guess you don't have that warrior spirit, I never sleep bro lol I fricking destroy you and make it look like self defense, you look at me weird? Pow, I superman punch you, plant crack cocaine on your corpse and frick your girl in the corner while you bleed out jajajaja and don't try that conceal carry shit on me, if I get within six feet of you I can crush your windpipe before you've drawn it and pressed the safety lololol sucks to be you hombre guess I'll just keep winning and being based, nothing personnel kid
this guy sounds based
lern2filter
stfu homosexual. IST always had recurring characters
Subconsciously all ISTbros want to be Tyler durden
Im a pretty boy i dont fight
I don't need to fight. I'm white and not poor. When I have a problem with someone, either I can call the police or I can talk to them until they stop doing that
>but what if they-
Yeah they're not going to. Because they're white and not poor either.
Today I will remind them
https://guulr.com/2021/05/10/a-review-of-to-protect-and-serve/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warren_v._District_of_Columbia
why would i want to pay to get inflicted low level brain damage 2-3 times per week?
seems like a very low IQ move. All fightermaxxers i know, are always very dumb.
best form of martial arts? build insane cardio, and get really good at sprinting.
fight training is for insecure whiney b***hes
I am poor and a manlet and I need to use my brain power to learn a new language not get brain damaged by psychopaths
>why arent you fightmaxxing?
I do. Great cardio, have practical application, builds character. 10/10, whould recommend as a addition to lifting.
I can't kill people on the streets so why bother?
if they attack you first you sure can
I was born adept at all forms of combat so I only need to make gains.
I do boxing
>cardiomaxxing
>combatmaxxing
>socialmaxxing
>confidencemaxxing
its pretty great, and its one of the best things I've decided to do personally
Same for me. I started kickboxing (same difference) this year and it just made me feel so much more confident, even in social situations. Even my therapist noticed that I can express myself more easily ever since I started kickboxing.
Martial arts are the easy way (relatively speaking) to self-confidence. Just make sure you pick something that involves heavy sparring.
I do BJJ because I'm touch starved and that's the closest thing I'll ever get to a hug.
you're me
it's also the only way i can get women to touch me
Because I dont want to look like a skinnyfat DYEL
You're not a pro athlete, just train martial arts for a couple hours a week instead of roooooning and you'll keep your gains while being able to heem 95% of men
Pereira looks huge and intimidating irl
he mogs you
literally me
>skinnyfat DYEL
>that picture
In case anyone needed proof IST is full of roidtrannies with body dysmorphia.
I am.
But I found that most mma guys are pretty shit. Literally out of some 30 people 2 can fight somewhat. Rest are posers or just throw with reckless abandon. And these are people with years of training.
And I can put only that much time in my endurance, no intention to pursue fighting as a career. Idk. Do you think it os reasonable to manage a big business and put too mich emphasis on mma? I dont think so.
Jiujitsu seem practical, but i enjoyed throwing people around judo and sambo style than rubbing against some guy on the floor trying to choke him.
For dumb street fights you just need to train boxing 1-2, hqve endurance and a bit of footwork. 99%of people will fold.
I could be the best fighter in the world and I would still lose every time against an average man because of my diminutive stature
I'm moneymaxxing so I don't have to live around violent apes
im schizophrenic and in a constant state of paranoia. Im gonna learn to box but IDK if I should be wielding such a skill and power. sometimes I get really upset at people and perceive them as messing with me and then later I realize they didn't even notice me
>Im gonna, some day, in the future...
Youre never going to do shit lmfao homosexual
no matter how skilled i get i wont be able to fight my alcoholism
Ibogaine can cure alcoholism, it's also good at interrupting other addictions too
Too expensive
boxing is a poor mans sport
Not where I live. Motherfrickers are charging $70 a month, if I want to do MMA it's in the hundreds. I'd love to find a gritty, dirty ass boxing gym where everyone looks like they just got out of prison and it only costs $30 a month but there are none nearby.
>0 fighting experience apart from high school locker room bs and a few bar fights in college
>fraternity brother/lifting buddy invites me to go to his mma gym
>meet him there after work
>going to do some rolling
>get paired up with some “””black belt”””
>manlet with a bunch of tattoos and shirt that says “GIRL DAD”
>literally pick him up and hold him
>he tries to kick and wiggle out like a toddler throwing a tantrum
>literally just holding him down
>nothing he could do to stop it
>finally yells "OKAY GET OFF!"
Gave me a lot of confidence and made me realize bjj is a meme. Our kids go to the same school so I see him around and jumpscare him as a joke to make him flinch but he’s a pretty cool guy. I call him 'Get Off' now as a joke to his wife lol.
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Lol. This reminds me of the end scene of the Mountain vs the Viper fight in Game of Thrones.
STR > DEX always and forever.
I can no doubt see this happening because skill only helps so much, but the last part about you jumps caring him and joking with his wife seems like a larp. It's whatever though.
When you're in a position like this, how.do you get out? Try to turn so your chest is on the ground and try to stand up from there? Glute bridge wouldn't work i'd imagine
I always did wonder about this,it'd be quite embarassing to have some fat frick who's done nothing but a frickton of fork curls win the fight by just laying his entire weight on you like that. I doubt I'd be slow enough to let it happen but its still best to know what to do just incase.
some of the main escapes
>Try to turn so your chest is on the ground and try to stand up from there
Usually a beginner mistake. If done naively you will end up stuck flat on your belly.
It can be done, but it must be done the correct way
gay
Brother i did judo for 10 years as a kid. For me when the fight went this way it was usually over.
If you end up like this with a fat man on top of you then it's over.
Unless you're willing to reach under and rip his testicles off.
This is why the sports combat guys are not 100% serious. They're drilled to put these options out of their head.
Bridge and roll, if they don't post their arms (which isn't an instinct) you'll be on top. I did it as a weak 60kg 16yo to 80kg beginner men in bjj
> I see him around and jumpscare him as a joke to make him flinch but he’s a pretty cool guy.
I call him 'Get Off' now as a joke to his wife lol.
went too far with the larp there
larp, post body
ALWAYS BET ON BLOAT
When I start breathing heavy my mouth guard makes me gag, and it's not like it's oversized or anything. What do?
its to big
>why arent you fightmaxxing?
>posts """sports"""
It's illegal in my country.
What country makes it illegal to train how to fight?
Training "how to fight" doesn't teaches you to fight.
Don't definitiongay, dude. Learning the physical skills that you can use to win a fight like punching and wrestling basically is learning to fight. Yeah strictly you can only learn by actually fighting but having the skills helps a lot.
good job completely avoiding the question homosexual lol
I did both gay
I do kickboxing twice a week.
It's pretty fun, but I mostly stick to the cardio classes. The fighting classes are cool but they're like 3 hours long and there's too much downtime.
Plus I like not being punched in the face multiple times a week.
i suggest you look up the word "fight" in a dictionary
I hit the bag at my gym because it's fun. I know I would have loved mixed martial arts, but I know deep down that I would rather avoid injuries when I'm older. Fighting would only be a net negative on my life outside of doing it recreationally. Getting into fights in public would just cause me to lose my job and ruin my life. If I actually was worried about self-defense, I would carry a weapon of some sort around. Any of you tough guys would crumple like little babies if strong pepper spray got in your eyes. I know I would
>Any of you tough guys would crumple like little babies if strong pepper spray got in your eyes. I know I would
>not rapist-maxxing by spraying yourself with pepper spray weekly.
All jokes aside, if you bug the spray and not the shitty gel, that will make the attacker sit and want to puke. No shame in hitting testicles either. They stop MMA fights for ball hitting because it hurts that bad. We all knew that though
The reason it gets stopped is because of the risk of injury, same as cuts.
>Any of you tough guys would crumple like little babies if strong pepper spray got in your eyes
harden wouldn't, they'd just don't care, it stops them for a little bit tho, they can touch you will still frick you up.
Any ape can bang their hands together. True humanity is using our intelligence. It's what separates us from the animals (and the midwits).
Lol where is this from?
Sousou no Frieren / Frieren at the Funeral.
Currently airing. There's no guns and tanks, though.
Explosive glute bridge for reps, trying to throw the guy off balance.
the mind and the body are one in the same, symbiotic elements of one unit
You want the best for one, you need the best for the other
Spoken like a chimp. Steven Hawking didn't need to beat people up to be an astrophysicist.
I think its based but theres no gyms in my area. I sometimes do a few boxing rounds on the bag at the gym just to be able to punch decently
Gun
its pretty cool but brain damages, as long as I can beat a regular 240ln dude I'm satisfied, i don't really want to get to semi pro
my ultimate goal for fight training is: being able to survive long enough till I get to the police.
that said, being able to throw some 2000 pound kicks and 1000 pound punches are very very impressive makes me super happy already, I don't really want to know how to fight.
I am so glad the internet tough guy thing never went out of fashion
I'm trying
Started Muay Thai 6mo ago (6hrs/wk on average) and got my wife into it 3mo ago. Once my daughter is old enough we'll get her into kid's classes. My parents never emphasized fitness or showed me how important it was beyond just throwing me into the occasional afterschool sport, and I want to change that with my family.
I'd like to at least do a smoker next year
Guns were invented 1300 years ago and I've been in a close-to-fight encounter once in my life. It's a solved problem that almost never occurs.
Had this speech from the guy who got me into lifting “at some point you might need to defend your loved ones and here in Europe is hard getting a gun”
Ten years later I head kicked a guy to the shadow realm for refusing to allow me and my female friend to leave in peace after he started following her.
Overall knowing the basic stuff is a necessity imho
I have painful TMJ, so I don't want to get hit.
Beside, I already have 2 years of TKD and 1 year of Karate.
>2 years of meme martial arts that dont work
Outside of the streetfight LARPers, does anyone actually compete at the amateur/semi-pro level here?
>t. former ammy kickboxer, considering going back to train
Nothing serious at all, top level competition have to be karvmaga belt and highschool wrestling representing newport harbor school beating Corona del Mar highschool, I was 125lb fighting 135lb dude's thick as hell, but our team won that night tho, we owned the stadium lol!
Depends on what you mean by amateur, my boxing coach used to send me in 3 round boxing matches with headgear against other students from other coaches he knows. 3-0, but I was only ever pitted against schmucks who were probably 10kg lighter than me.
>Depends on what you mean by amateur
I meant competing in sanctioned bouts with referees against people in the same weight class. What you described sounds more like smokers, which are just intense sparring matches but not quite fights
>gym muscles
Wtf is that supposed to mean? Do you think Overeem got to 265 lbs with abs just by hitting the heavybag and sparring? This shit always comes from twinks who picked up martial arts 3 months ago and think they're now superior.
>Do you think Overeem got to 265 lbs with abs just by hitting the heavybag and sparring?
no i think he got there by injecting massive amounts of steroids lol
That's a given, but the lower weight classes also roid and aren't nearly as muscular
Slightly unrelated but I've been going to the gym since January and now I can lift a lot more than when I started yet my arms still look like noodles, is this normal?
Is there a place to practice shooto/shoot wrestling outside Japan?
Just train mma
>Tfw the morning after 6 pints and a late night kebab