Why aren't you on Ozempic

Why aren't you on Ozempic

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    it destroys your muscle mass

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah because it’s a sever caloric deficit you can adjust the deficit

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        So why take semaglutide if I am going to eat close to maintenance anyway?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          No reason.

          It doesn't specifically destroy lean mass any more than shitty calorie reduction would, which is what generally happens

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The weight you loose is bone

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ozempic causes predominantly muscle loss and minor fat loss, setting your bodycomp to be more susceptible to fat gain once a treatment period completes and the user returns to their old diet (that they haven't changed habitually).
        So if your goal is fattmaxxing get that ozempic in ya son

        it destroys your muscle mass

        When will the muscle mass meme die off? DEXA doesn't lie, a majority of weight lost is adipose tissue even with zero exercise.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >majority of weight lost is adipose tissue

          Lmao are you a mathlet. Go ahead, do the math and tell me how much weight you'd need to lose at ozyempic muscle mass loss rates to get below 10% bodyfat.

          "Oh shit"

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            shut the frick up homosexual

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              lmao

              https://i.imgur.com/bAakL7v.jpg

              [...]
              [...]

              When will the muscle mass meme die off? DEXA doesn't lie, a majority of weight lost is adipose tissue even with zero exercise.

              mathlet BTFO

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            shut the frick up homosexual

            Lmao

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'd guess water and glycogen is part of that "lean tissue" loss. 6lbs would be about right.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          No idea who typed that but it makes zero fricking sense. What MAN loses 25 lbs with almost of all it from his ass and thighs, none from his gut? Only possibility is a troony but they it would be calling itself a woman. And no, it's not a 6' AFAB pooner calling herself a male.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's even worse.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >she could lose a little weight

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >built for bbc

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      how?

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shilling is crazy

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why aren't you on Ozempic
    because im not obese

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can just not eat bro, shits crazy!!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i can just feel tired, miserable, unfocused, unable to sleep 24/7 everyday!!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        topkek fatcels really are subhuman
        is this really how you people feel when eating a bit less

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just eat more salad instead of starving yourself dipshit

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        just gotta repeat it more fatty, one day we will believe you and your thermodynamics violating body

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        If I eat healthy whole foods only to satiety, I'm either maintaining or in a slight deficit.
        Add on any level of activity and I'm dropping weight until I stabilize around 14-16% bf.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly! Thats why its better to eat less than take ozempic, cuz it makes you tired, miserable, unfocused, and sleep all day.
        Glad we agree, you brain dead shill.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just ordered some from that big factory in china we cant name.
    Hopefully my order gets shipped before that chink olympics or whatever the frick it is that they will be suspending shipping for later in the week

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because I don’t currently have a primary care doctor or health insurance for another few months, and idk how expensive it is

      Such a thing as bootleg medications? How do you know what you’re actually getting? How expensive is it?

      https://i.imgur.com/3TlcQh9.png

      Wasn’t there a screencap of an article about the horrible orange liquid shits leaking out?

      It’s well known that very fat people Shit themselves a lot,
      > Although the exact etiology of pelvic floor disorders is unknown, investigators have demonstrated increased intra-abdominal pressures in individuals with excess body weight. This, in association with upright posture, increases the pressure on the pelvic floor, including increased bladder and bowel pressure.
      The medication specific side effect is found in about 20% of patients

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Of course there's bootleg medications, don't look up the steroid underground section on MesoRx and look for the company called Qingdao Sigma. Also the users have been sending their shit to third party testing and getting 99.98% purity and overdosed vials.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          hero

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Such a thing as bootleg medications? How do you know what you’re actually getting?
        The main concern is that side products of the synthesis are possibly pretty toxic. Just as an example, all kinds of crazy reagents are needed to get the right organic chemistry to happen and it's pretty normal for steroid abusers to deal with heavy metal toxicity after some years and will show up clearly in blood tests.
        Meds that actually go through the FDA have a lot more screening in that regard.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's possible to make a lot of drugs at home, if
          >you are a trained organic chemist
          >you have a proper laboratory
          >you can source a lot of niche and expensive reagents/catalysts
          >you have access to analytical methods (NMR, HPLC, etc.) to verify your products and level of purity
          it never ceases to amaze me that people will inject shit that comes from a Chinese bath tub

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Problem is everyone who makes drugs at home either kills themselves or becomes a drug dealer and then they have a paper trail leading to their starter chemistry kit.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it's pretty normal for steroid abusers to deal with heavy metal toxicity after some years and will show up clearly in blood tests.
          you're spouting made up bullshit

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >order from an actual pharmaceutical manufacturer
        >HURRR DURRRR ITS BOWTLEG!!!!!!!
        another moronic just spouting whatever gibberish pops into his mind

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tracy is pretty good at getting shit out of the door, but it takes fricking forever to get to the U.S. If you got the 15mg red caps then they're pretty effective maybe slightly less potent than the green cap 10m but that's most likely psychosomatic.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        my last USA reship order got here in about 2 weeks.
        and what is all this cap bullshit? they change colors every batch or even within batches.
        Every time I get their BPC its a different color cap

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't you get a real job that pays more money?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm paid well

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah I can see D*nes shilling for this shit. Trust a D*ne feel the pain.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Danes are the israelites of Scandinavia.
          T. norwegian

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do not want to cheat myself out of suffering.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ozempigs are disgusting drug users

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn’t there a screencap of an article about the horrible orange liquid shits leaking out?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      there was a pill I tried a couple years back, it worked by stopping fat from being absorbed, and it basically flushed all NEW fat out, but did not get rid of stored fat. It was interesting and it worked but I’d get orange liquid grease shits. My butthole would seep orange liquid shit because I wasn’t dieting proper at the time. I imagine that’s what the ozempic shites are like.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ozempic works by disabling your intestines/stomach muscles so you end up throwing up whatever food you eat or extending out your stomach if you overeat because theres still food in it from what you ate 8 hours ago.
        You also gain all the weight back and get blood sugar issues once you get off it, because guess what? It doesnt stop the root cause of obesity, which is a shitty diet, lack of exercise, and poor character.
        People don't want to believe their body is a reflection of the diet and workt hey put into it, and a relfection of their character, they just want to take a drug and be thin while eating crap, or exerting no willpower.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm broke

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not a weak willed child also I hate spending money. I laugh knowing you spend hundreds of dollars for why I do for free!

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    My country is not under israeli influence

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was on a clinical trial for NASH at the beginning of the year. I was in a 2 person sentinel cohort, one gets study drug, one gets placebo, once a week for 4 weeks. Multiple ascending doses, 3.5mg, 5mg, 7.5mg then 10mg. Study drug was VK2735 aka Ozempic. I got the drug. Severe lethargy after second dose, appetite completely nuked, lost 5 kg in 4 days. Adverse events tapered off, felt reasonably well after further doses, but plagued by constipation. Lost 17kg by the end of the study, went from 103kg to 86kg, still keeping the weight off with lifestyle changes. Got paid $7,270 AUD and received over $3,000 worth of the drug.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lost 5 kg in 4 days
      >7000 kcal deficit per day
      Horseshit

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Water weight is most of what you lose in the first 4 days on any plausible diet.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Horseshit

        >lost 5kg in 4 days
        Damn anon pill so good it broke the laws of thermodynamics huh
        >inb4 some moron thinks it boosts metabolism
        It mimics glp-1 which pretty much reduces apetite slows down digestion and regulates blood sugar

        >broke the laws of thermodynamics huh
        What can I say? I'm only describing what I experienced. It seems this drug challenges our current knowledge, understanding and experience of weight loss. I have no reason or vested interest to come here and bullshit.
        The loss of 5kg in four days began the day after my second dose (5mg).

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have fasted 4 days before and experienced this. Then on refeeding I bloated back up and quickly got all the weight back.

        So probably this

        Water weight is most of what you lose in the first 4 days on any plausible diet.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      How did you get in the study? I’d love that kind of money just to lose weight

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I got lucky anon. Even getting into the trial didn't guarantee I'd get the drug. Finally something went my way.
        Don't know where you live anon, but see if there's any paid clinical trials in your area. Eligibility criteria need to be met.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lost 5kg in 4 days
      Damn anon pill so good it broke the laws of thermodynamics huh
      >inb4 some moron thinks it boosts metabolism
      It mimics glp-1 which pretty much reduces apetite slows down digestion and regulates blood sugar

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Since someone already explained this and you didn't read that, I'll do it to:
        Most of the weight you lose upon starting a diet is water. Your gut has less shit in it if you begin eating less. Large initial losses are very, very common in dieting.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >broke the laws of thermodynamic
        This meme has to stop. Please learn the laws of thermodynamics before you invoke them. None of them are relevant when it comes to weight loss.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lost 5kg in 4 days
      >severe lethargy which tapered off
      >constipation

      Sounds like atkins to me

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can anyone name ONE benefit of Ozempic over simply fasting?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ozempic causes predominantly muscle loss and minor fat loss, setting your bodycomp to be more susceptible to fat gain once a treatment period completes and the user returns to their old diet (that they haven't changed habitually).
      So if your goal is fattmaxxing get that ozempic in ya son

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone get the feeling we've passed the point of no return? This board always talks about the endgame of widespread obesity being an obedient, servile population of mindless consumers corporations can freely take advantage of. Ozempic seems like the first real, undeniable step towards that future.

    Ozempic is literally designed to be habit forming. It works to make fat people lose weight, but retention stats are absolutely abysmal. Like single digits IIRC. What that means is when people stop taking Ozempic they immedietly balloon back up to their previous weight, sometimes even higher. The reason being the moment they stop taking Ozempic their old hunger habits come right back and hits them like a truck, causing a massive string of binge eating as they desperately try to satiate themselves. The only solution is to keep taking Ozempic to keep the hunger away. Once you're on the drug you're pretty much on it for life.
    But what are fatties going to do? Not take Ozempic? If they had the willpower to stop eating and lose weight naturally they'd have done that already. This drug is destined to create massive problem, just wait and see.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah I think we're fricked at this point. it's going to become so common that you won't be able to avoid people who rely on it. say what you will about the vax, at least the average vaxxer isn't mentally and physically reliant on getting injected every week with regular increases in dose.
      it's genuinely amazing that people are so willing to inject a new drug to make dieting easier. it's not increasing metabolism, it's just reducing the desire to eat. just take amphetamines if you can't diet on your own.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dont take drugs to lose weight just smoke crystal meth
        fricking idiot

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          i don't endorse adderall but at least you'll get some productive work out of it and not just the weight loss and lifespan reduction

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't feel bad, you cannot cure human stupidity. Just buy the company stonks and laugh at the idiots who cannot control their forks from your <insert expensive area of residence>.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah I think we're fricked at this point. it's going to become so common that you won't be able to avoid people who rely on it. say what you will about the vax, at least the average vaxxer isn't mentally and physically reliant on getting injected every week with regular increases in dose.
      it's genuinely amazing that people are so willing to inject a new drug to make dieting easier. it's not increasing metabolism, it's just reducing the desire to eat. just take amphetamines if you can't diet on your own.

      you're both 100% correct, ozempic only exists to hasten the deaths of shortcut-taking goyslop addicts. we'll be seeing a hunger vaccine because mainstream medicine is 50% vaccines (and 50% psychiatry) and that will basically be the absolute end of goyslop

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        also im not necessarily saying goyslop causes obesity but it's as if fat people were born into this ritual passed through generations of just eating shitloads of bland food. mcdonalds is like their mecca and putting extreme amounts of food on a table is their 5 daily prayers
        it's already their fricking religion and just like you can't take the jungle out of the Black person, these people revert to mcdonaldology shortly after trying to convert out of it and it's sad. these people aren't going to make it because it's clear that goyslop is getting the plug pulled

        >it's pretty normal for steroid abusers to deal with heavy metal toxicity after some years and will show up clearly in blood tests.
        you're spouting made up bullshit

        NTA but 80-90% of americans test positive for that (when it's actually tested)

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im not a fat moron

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont trust pharmaceutical companies and I don't take any drugs that my ancestors didn't take i.e. alcohol and coffee

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm all for fatties taking dubious meds instead of just putting the fork down
    Either the meds make them lose the weight or they die. Both are a net plus for the world

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    1. I have discipline i.e. I was never fat
    2. I don't want to get cancer

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I ? Give me one reason.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yacon syrup works better.

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    inject my cum it works

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >even the placebo caused significant weightloss
    fatsos are so fricking braindead it's shocking. their poor bodies try their best to lose weight and they have the audacity to claim that they "just can't". angry lardos don't even reply, just shut the frick up.

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    because I don’t have the mentality of a kid that can’t decide too eat less or doesn’t need instant reward or a good feeling whenever im down by eating fat, salt and sweets

    you could ask my why im not on methadone
    it’s the same logic
    im not a fricking low willed junky with mental issues

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I'm not fat.

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it didn't work for me because I smoke too much weed.

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i cant wait until there are shortages of CGMs because some fitness influencers use them and then actual diabetics suffer

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      diabetics who go off insulin generally stop being diabetic.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        wow im sure thatll cure my t1d, thanks!

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          it will

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because they die?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    novo nordisk stock is my one way ticket to making it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >want to get rich, just think about how to make money with fat kids.
      Grandpa told me this two decades ago...
      maybe I can still make it if I invest in pancreatic cancer medication now, just gotta be ahead of the wave

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Costs about $80 a week even with Japan's outstanding health care
    And it makes me puke

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I took some sort of weight loss pill I'd look like a holocaust survivor

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eating less is free

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I don't need to drug myself to stop eating. It's called discipline.

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    being a pharma slave isnt better than being a goyslop slave

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >being a pharma slave isnt better than being a goyslop slave
      This is true, it's why I follow Liver King's 9 ancestral tenants and buy his patented ancestral supplements.

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Semagluchads what do you eat while on the 'Zempic?

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I am poor and even if I could afford it then I am too much of a coward to take it

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why the frick would I take that shit?
    I'm not
    -obese
    -moronic
    -brainwashed
    -demoralized
    -seeing a israeli doctor

    frick you and your mother, you should kys you fricking waste of air
    why don't you feed it to your mother homosexual

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How much are you getting paid to shill the latest pharma drug on this Norwegian croquet forum?

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I heard a news story saying that these weight loss drugs are causing premiums to go up.

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I cB put down the fork without having to alter my biochemistry.

    So can you.

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I'm not a fat moron.

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I have a functioning brain that allows me to both plan and execute changes to diet and exercise regime without crying like a b***h ass Black person about every little thing like the average fatass moron that occupies this planet.

  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Self report here. I started taking Mounjaro a month ago. On the 2.5mg.

    I literally have no desire to eat the days after the shot and I have to force myself to eat because I know I need energy. I eat half of what I normally eat or OMAD (which I'm enjoying).

    I've already lost like 12 lbs. I'm sure a good chunk is because there is less shit in my gut.

    The first two weeks my shits were horrendous (liquid).

    I started going back into the gym the last two weeks and I have not felt it impact my ability to lift. Now I am a bit behind what I used to lift like 2 years ago but I'm getting back up there.

    Now that I'm actually using my calories are shits are way better (solid). I also am surprised since I'm eating less food, I have more energy or about the same. From what I read, your body on the stuff makes better use of the energy you do eat.

    According to calorie calcs, if I want to lose 2/lbs a week, I would need to eat 2.5k given my height (6'4"). I'm on average eating like 2k or so a day and I feel like that is enough. I was eating waaaay more than that.

    I have no intention on being on this for longer than a few months. I'm using it as a tool to get the ball rolling into a more healthy lifestyle.

    I'm also about to start TRT as my Test was 300. I know getting your test at better levels will help with this too.

    I'm excited for my future for the first time in a long time.

  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I'm not in the process of eating myself to death, Mr. ben Tel-Aviv

  44. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why aren't you on ozempic
    Shut the frick up you israeli shill, its bad enough the chinese are being paid to shill their oc**try under canadian and american ips, now you have your paid sponsorship on here, shut the frick up, steroids are safer than that crap you're shilling

  45. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it doesn't solve the root cause.
    Your trash diet will still give you diseases of modernity.

  46. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It turns you gay

  47. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know how to fast. Why would I pay some israelites to make me not want to eat?

  48. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even know what it is , Im like have an idea about it from the shit Ive read here....

  49. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone in the world will be on ozempic or a similar drug 10 years from now. Literally FREE 6-pack with zero work, effort, or willpower.

    Roids, ozempic, addy/vyvanse = there's no meaning to anything anymore. You can become the perfect human with no effort whatsoever.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beautiful, innit?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >6kg long term loss
      >FREE 6-pack
      fatties in the trial would need to lose 30-60kg to be normal
      are morons still falling for miracle drugs?

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