Why didn't gain weight after eating one 1kg (2.2 lbs) of Nutella? I even lost some weight

Why didn't gain weight after eating one 1kg (2.2 lbs) of Nutella? I even lost some weight
What is my body doing with the surplus calories?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You probably shat out most of it, I bet you think you'll gain 2lbs of weight if you drank a whole bottle of cooking oil.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I bet you think you'll gain 2lbs of weight if you drank a whole bottle of cooking oil.
      that's what should happen... right?
      Calories in, calories out

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're not gonna absorb all of that, enjoy your oily diarrhea

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >you're not gonna absorb all of that
          why?
          how can I count calories if I have to guess what my body is going to absorb?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            most meals don't consist entirely of lipid fatty acid chains with no other nutrients

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              ok but where did the calories go?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                as oily palm oil diarrhea out your behind

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                So if the calorie label is a lie because sometimes it just doesn't make it into your body before getting shat out, how are you supposed to do CICO?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                food is so calorie dense you don't have to worry about waste calories, you'll still gain weight if you eat a whole 1kg of nytella every single day, maybe your body will even tolerate it more and stop wasting the palm oil and sugar slop.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just assume it gets absorbed.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >as oily palm oil diarrhea out your behind
                that doesnt make any sense

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                ok but where did the calories go?

                The ruse is over guys. This guy finally figured out that not all bodies are the same and that fat people actually absorb more calories while skinny people's bodies just reject the calories.
                It was fun while it lasted.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why is fiber important?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, that's how CICO works.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >extrapolating from one trial
    You have to do it again 29 times

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You have to do it again 29 times
      I spent the whole day on the bathroom and shat my pants twice, I'll nwver do this again
      I'm feeling like shit.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ketoschizo
    have a nice day

    CICO works. Lose weight. Gain muscle

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nutella
      >Keto

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's obvious OP is lying. He does that a lot

        His diet cult works like a religion for him

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          meds

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know how you won't lose a pound a day if you just stop eating? You also can't gain them that fast.
    Well maybe you CAN put on a pound a day if you're eating a fricking kilo of nutella a day, I'm not an expert, but the point is you don't just absorb 100% of what you eat, your body has a hard limit on how fast you can fatten up, the excess just goes out your ass.

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