Why do DYELs love preworkout so much?

Why do DYELs love preworkout so much?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Contains shit load of sugar and caffeine
    >Their dyel minds OD on them, while working out their PB goes from 70 kg for 1rm chest to 71 kgs
    >They can now go on facebook and reddit flaunting their new PR and chest pics (not a single gram of muscle)

    Updoots to the left

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      shit load of sugar
      If only. Preworkouts are literally the
      >Look at what they need to mimic a fraction of our power
      meme. Sugar is the PERFECT preworkout supplement. Better energy and focus than caffeine, bigger pumps than l-citrulline, faster recovery than beta-alanine and creatine. But for some reason every supplement company fell for the keto meme and load their products with bullshit and sweeten with sucralose or aspartame.

      • 1 month ago
        sage

        This homie knows. A $1 bag of candy can fuel a whole workout, ride, run, mild hike, etc. If you need it, pair it with a 200mg caffeine pill for $0.06
        Only my fat ass friends and dyel gym mice buy this garbage, but at least they can "really feel it, man"

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I don't take pre workouts but I've tried a lot of stuff, candy and shit won't keep me long, I'll be hungry after a little while. Best so far is some mix of fruit and protein (eg Greek yogurt and banana)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Literally 0% what you posted is applicable to OPs picture

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's a motivational tool. If I take preworkout, then I know I'm going to the gym.

    I hate fitness, so if it gets me out the door then I'm happy.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's picrel

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are stim free preworkouts a waste of time? Do they just give you a slightly better pump?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yup its just pump shit, sometimes glycerol, creatine, beet root powder etc etc.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Literally a handful of salt will get you a better pump than anything you can legally buy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Explain

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          nta but I'm assuming because it increases blood pressure

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Enjoy your stroke I guess

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wanna know what the best preworkout is? 1 200mg caffeine pill (equivalent to 4-5 espresso) and literally water and sugar. Or just eat the raw sugar in your mouth and drink a little after like I do.
    Cheap as frick, best results, and you don't fall for corporate consumerism bullshit.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just drink Coffee before I train so I don’t have another container of bullshit “TurboCharge Revolt DynamoDrive Pre-Workout” or some other nonsense cluttering up the place. Plus Beta alanine gives me face spiders which I hate.

    My go-to coffee has been Vietnamese G7 coffee with full cream milk.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I use that coffee in my HYPHY MUD

      GET BIG homie GET BIG

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    DYELs swear by protein powders/preworkouts/creatine and other placebos and will rush to throw their money away.
    Funny part is that you can get everything from a proper diet.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      protein powder placebo? creatine placebo? most researched supplements out there, troll bait

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do you homosexual ever have ANY take that isn't absolutely fricking moronic? As soon as i see that moronic pic I already know I'm getting the worst take possible

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Now im not a teenager anymore if i have caffine/pwo before gym (and work) I'll just be awake all night

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I need strong enough pre that makes me feel something, anything is essential.
    I really dont give a shit what it contains as long as it works.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Why do DYELs
    Stop right there and post body

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >pumps you up but is supposedly unhealthy for you
    DYELs love it because it reminds them of their favourite movie/show moments where a character has to go all out and unleash their demons or some shit

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they refuse to buy drugs that actually work and instead buy random powders made by scamming chinese and pajeets that do nothing and cost a lot of money.

    somehow a preworkout with 147 chemicals in it is "natural" and a vial of testosterone that your body naturally produces is "unnatural". also needles are spooky so its easier to eat "c4 gigga homie autism powder"

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I refuse to work out without at least 600mg caffeine, 120 mg DMAA and 200mg DHMA. Every day.
    I will never sleep.
    In fact I cannot.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    After 4 years at the gym once I ditched pres I realized that I don't need them to function at the gym at all plus I get good sleep each night so it's not something everyone should have them

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