>Contains shit load of sugar and caffeine >Their dyel minds OD on them, while working out their PB goes from 70 kg for 1rm chest to 71 kgs >They can now go on facebook and reddit flaunting their new PR and chest pics (not a single gram of muscle)
shit load of sugar
If only. Preworkouts are literally the >Look at what they need to mimic a fraction of our power
meme. Sugar is the PERFECT preworkout supplement. Better energy and focus than caffeine, bigger pumps than l-citrulline, faster recovery than beta-alanine and creatine. But for some reason every supplement company fell for the keto meme and load their products with bullshit and sweeten with sucralose or aspartame.
This homie knows. A $1 bag of candy can fuel a whole workout, ride, run, mild hike, etc. If you need it, pair it with a 200mg caffeine pill for $0.06
Only my fat ass friends and dyel gym mice buy this garbage, but at least they can "really feel it, man"
I don't take pre workouts but I've tried a lot of stuff, candy and shit won't keep me long, I'll be hungry after a little while. Best so far is some mix of fruit and protein (eg Greek yogurt and banana)
Wanna know what the best preworkout is? 1 200mg caffeine pill (equivalent to 4-5 espresso) and literally water and sugar. Or just eat the raw sugar in your mouth and drink a little after like I do.
Cheap as frick, best results, and you don't fall for corporate consumerism bullshit.
I just drink Coffee before I train so I don’t have another container of bullshit “TurboCharge Revolt DynamoDrive Pre-Workout” or some other nonsense cluttering up the place. Plus Beta alanine gives me face spiders which I hate.
My go-to coffee has been Vietnamese G7 coffee with full cream milk.
DYELs swear by protein powders/preworkouts/creatine and other placebos and will rush to throw their money away.
Funny part is that you can get everything from a proper diet.
Do you homosexual ever have ANY take that isn't absolutely fricking moronic? As soon as i see that moronic pic I already know I'm getting the worst take possible
>pumps you up but is supposedly unhealthy for you
DYELs love it because it reminds them of their favourite movie/show moments where a character has to go all out and unleash their demons or some shit
they refuse to buy drugs that actually work and instead buy random powders made by scamming chinese and pajeets that do nothing and cost a lot of money.
somehow a preworkout with 147 chemicals in it is "natural" and a vial of testosterone that your body naturally produces is "unnatural". also needles are spooky so its easier to eat "c4 gigga homie autism powder"
After 4 years at the gym once I ditched pres I realized that I don't need them to function at the gym at all plus I get good sleep each night so it's not something everyone should have them
>Contains shit load of sugar and caffeine
>Their dyel minds OD on them, while working out their PB goes from 70 kg for 1rm chest to 71 kgs
>They can now go on facebook and reddit flaunting their new PR and chest pics (not a single gram of muscle)
Updoots to the left
shit load of sugar
If only. Preworkouts are literally the
>Look at what they need to mimic a fraction of our power
meme. Sugar is the PERFECT preworkout supplement. Better energy and focus than caffeine, bigger pumps than l-citrulline, faster recovery than beta-alanine and creatine. But for some reason every supplement company fell for the keto meme and load their products with bullshit and sweeten with sucralose or aspartame.
This homie knows. A $1 bag of candy can fuel a whole workout, ride, run, mild hike, etc. If you need it, pair it with a 200mg caffeine pill for $0.06
Only my fat ass friends and dyel gym mice buy this garbage, but at least they can "really feel it, man"
I don't take pre workouts but I've tried a lot of stuff, candy and shit won't keep me long, I'll be hungry after a little while. Best so far is some mix of fruit and protein (eg Greek yogurt and banana)
Literally 0% what you posted is applicable to OPs picture
For me it's a motivational tool. If I take preworkout, then I know I'm going to the gym.
I hate fitness, so if it gets me out the door then I'm happy.
For me it's picrel
Are stim free preworkouts a waste of time? Do they just give you a slightly better pump?
Yup its just pump shit, sometimes glycerol, creatine, beet root powder etc etc.
Literally a handful of salt will get you a better pump than anything you can legally buy
Explain
nta but I'm assuming because it increases blood pressure
Enjoy your stroke I guess
Wanna know what the best preworkout is? 1 200mg caffeine pill (equivalent to 4-5 espresso) and literally water and sugar. Or just eat the raw sugar in your mouth and drink a little after like I do.
Cheap as frick, best results, and you don't fall for corporate consumerism bullshit.
I just drink Coffee before I train so I don’t have another container of bullshit “TurboCharge Revolt DynamoDrive Pre-Workout” or some other nonsense cluttering up the place. Plus Beta alanine gives me face spiders which I hate.
My go-to coffee has been Vietnamese G7 coffee with full cream milk.
I use that coffee in my HYPHY MUD
GET BIG homie GET BIG
DYELs swear by protein powders/preworkouts/creatine and other placebos and will rush to throw their money away.
Funny part is that you can get everything from a proper diet.
protein powder placebo? creatine placebo? most researched supplements out there, troll bait
Do you homosexual ever have ANY take that isn't absolutely fricking moronic? As soon as i see that moronic pic I already know I'm getting the worst take possible
Now im not a teenager anymore if i have caffine/pwo before gym (and work) I'll just be awake all night
I need strong enough pre that makes me feel something, anything is essential.
I really dont give a shit what it contains as long as it works.
>Why do DYELs
Stop right there and post body
>pumps you up but is supposedly unhealthy for you
DYELs love it because it reminds them of their favourite movie/show moments where a character has to go all out and unleash their demons or some shit
they refuse to buy drugs that actually work and instead buy random powders made by scamming chinese and pajeets that do nothing and cost a lot of money.
somehow a preworkout with 147 chemicals in it is "natural" and a vial of testosterone that your body naturally produces is "unnatural". also needles are spooky so its easier to eat "c4 gigga homie autism powder"
I refuse to work out without at least 600mg caffeine, 120 mg DMAA and 200mg DHMA. Every day.
I will never sleep.
In fact I cannot.
After 4 years at the gym once I ditched pres I realized that I don't need them to function at the gym at all plus I get good sleep each night so it's not something everyone should have them