Why do healthy things taste bad and unhealthy things taste good. I thought evolution was supposed to help me survive

Why do healthy things taste bad and unhealthy things taste good
I thought evolution was supposed to help me survive

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he thinks the processed goyslop doesn't taste sickeningly sweet
    >he doesn't appreciate the subtle notes and intricacies of god's given vegetables and meats
    actually NGMI holy shit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In a similar way, why do veganas look so disgusting if I have to frick one to reproduce ?
      Clearly God fricked up somewhere

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're looking at the wrong veganas my friend

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Only innies look fine

          anon you might just be gay

          A nice penis is a prettier view than a meat sandwich, structurally speaking (I am not gay)

          Because we evolved in an enviornment where food is scarce and natural. We associate certain tastes with beneficial qualities in these foods. In a natural environment, fruit is a fricking treasure. It has a bunch of easily available energy, but also micros, and you don't really have to take any risks or expend any energy getting it like you would need while hunting for meat. Meat is great too because we need protein, fat is great because it's even better for energy. Salt makes everything better because sodium is the most important mineral, we literally need it for all of our nerves to work.

          But, through intelligence, we are capable of isolating these tastes and producing foods that have them in abundance, but without the other good qualities natural foods have. Sugar cubes have none of the good stuff fruit has other than the energy. We also solved food scarcity, yet we are still wired for it, so we are getting more energy than actual needed.

          It's kinda like sex. We crave it so hard and it feels so good because it's literally our biological priority, the natural consequence of sex is kids and that's the one thing that needs to happen for the species to continue. But through contraceptives we isolated the good feelings without the actual point for it. We can't see the forest for the trees.

          you're right but it sucks that our receptors don't detect all the good things and just go "sugar = good"

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >A nice penis
            >I'm not gay

            Anon, I...

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >says a homosexual thing
            >says he isn't gay

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >it sucks that our receptors don't detect all the good things and just go "sugar = good"
            It's sufficent. Evolution was never about being best, it's all about being sufficent. Really anything past making kids and raising them to be self-sufficent and repeat the cycle is irrelevant from an evolutionary standpoint and you can do that just fine on a trash diet.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Evolution is working fine. Our higher reason is what guards against simple sensors being short circuited or gamed. Those who fail that filter get fat and don't breed. It's a good system

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Those who fail that filter get fat and don't breed.
                If only.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the only penis you shold consider pretty is your own if you think that about anybody else's dick you are gay

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >A nice penis is a prettier view than a meat sandwich, structurally speaking (I am not gay)

            very funny, anon.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If you have to qualify your statement with "I am not gay" after saying some gay shit, you're probably gay bro

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        anon you might just be gay

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why did homosexuality involve if it doesn't increase my reproductive fitness? The thread continues...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, ever since I stopped being a fatass and munching on the goysloperino, I enjoy the sweet taste of carrots, I relish in the freshness of the kohlrabi, the taste of salted tomatoes and cucumbers, yum.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Spelling God in lowercase
      Ooooof

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >writing G-d out fully
        oy vey

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >haha israeliteS
          Oof

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oreos are literally healthy.

    Actually, I enjoy vegetables and oreos, but vegetables will forever remain a fricking side dish.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >healthy things taste bad
    have you ever eaten an orange or a strawberry?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sometimes fruits and berries can be amazing and then the next one you eat is a rotten piece of shit
      biscuits always taste good

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        as I've eaten healthier food, I haven't enjoyed the food any less. On the contrary, I enjoy the food itself the same, and then I feel better after eating it. Healthy food is more satisfying and less addictive, so I don't feel stuffed, because I haven't stuffed myself. I also don't experience acid reflux or sugar crashes.
        There are negative physical consequences to eating slop that you might not even notice anymore because you regard the consequences as normal, just like you can't taste the excess sugar in your food because you've been numbed to it.

        slop varies as well. Especially in airports, it's very depressing to order something safe like a chicken sandwich and bite into 'cheese' and emulsifiers.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bake your own cookies and despair at the foul emptiness of storebought snacks

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because we evolved in an enviornment where food is scarce and natural. We associate certain tastes with beneficial qualities in these foods. In a natural environment, fruit is a fricking treasure. It has a bunch of easily available energy, but also micros, and you don't really have to take any risks or expend any energy getting it like you would need while hunting for meat. Meat is great too because we need protein, fat is great because it's even better for energy. Salt makes everything better because sodium is the most important mineral, we literally need it for all of our nerves to work.

    But, through intelligence, we are capable of isolating these tastes and producing foods that have them in abundance, but without the other good qualities natural foods have. Sugar cubes have none of the good stuff fruit has other than the energy. We also solved food scarcity, yet we are still wired for it, so we are getting more energy than actual needed.

    It's kinda like sex. We crave it so hard and it feels so good because it's literally our biological priority, the natural consequence of sex is kids and that's the one thing that needs to happen for the species to continue. But through contraceptives we isolated the good feelings without the actual point for it. We can't see the forest for the trees.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is a well thought out post that accurately answers the question. Unfortunately I'm not reading all that

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Unfortunate. Have a great day nonetheless.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well, I'm a mixed race mutt so my lineage has little consequence for species survival. So my biological purpose is as vestigial as the appendix.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >healthy things taste bad
    They don't. You're psychologically stunned and have the mentality of a child, that's why you don't think fresh vegetables are pleasing to eat, not even after sautéing them with olive oil and a pinch of salt which is literally moronproof
    >unhealthy things taste good
    They tend to have high levels of fat, salt and sugar, things that humans usually couldn't get on high quantities so we're wired to enjoy them a lot.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Olive oil is unhealthy

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dilate

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You may not like it, but this is what healthy food looks like.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because all the world is energy, everytime you are thinking of something you are giving it energy, every time you are doing something you are using energy. When you do something that gives you dopamine, you get a huge burst of energy, if its too much then you kinda get a "loan" of energy that you later have to pay back. Think of everything that makes you feel good:Alcohol,Drugs,Junk food,Sex,masturbation,even massages if done in excess. Alcohol is a good example: you drink too much feel good, then the next day you throw up and feel like shit. Drugs are a better example long term example, you take more energy than you should, and you can even pay the loan with your death. Sorry bro its just how it works , learn to have everything in moderation and you're good

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is a common feeling in the US, where the idea of “healthy food” is kale smoothies and bland salads and vegetables. a large portion of people picture “healthy” eating as simply not enjoying what they eat, or even suffering the terrible bitter taste of it. they can’t imagine that in china for example vegetable dishes often taste better than anything else, or that some countries have healthy and tasty staple foods like miso soup. the US food situation is truly tragic

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >they can’t imagine that in china for example vegetable dishes often taste better than anything else,
      Yeah after they drown it on 5 different sauces that also contain sugar and msg. I love them but let's be honest

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        when eating street food, sure. but home cooks often don’t cook like that, and to me it tastes just as good with just a couple aromatics and salt, maybe some msg. US palates are pretty wrecked, mine was too before I moved away

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I thought evolution was supposed to help me survive

    evolution is meant to weed out morons. like you. you've proven the point and made the case, moron. it is so fricking over. pipe down.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will have 10 children just to spite you

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    seed oils

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      step up your burger game, frogposter

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I‘ll have one of those. Keep the lettuce though.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm cutting

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/q42Q7on.jpg

      step up your burger game, frogposter

      https://i.imgur.com/Att8JQf.jpg

      I'm cutting

      Is this some new IST meme kek

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, the meme didn't originate from IST

        ironically you get banned from ck for posting this

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Qrd anon?

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your fat guy pallete "evolved" to kill you by your fat guy choices, Grelin Goblin

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fat guy Henry viii would beat the shit out of basically anyone today without steroids, Google a picture of him he's a shit brick house. He's as wide as a house made of literal manure. And he didn't even fricking lift.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    junk food is chemically designed to be addictive

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Help you survive, yes.
    Help you look good naked, no.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're basically putting one of those febreeze air fresheners into your food.

    If you could eat steak au poivre and pastries all day you would never go back to crying in the McDonald's bathroom after eating 4 bacon mcdoubles with all the condiments a basket of fries and a milkshake instead of a mcflurry.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because your mummy and daddy raised you like shit

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Healthy foods do taste good. Unhealthy things have to be engineered to taste good. Just avoid engineered foods and you can still eat delicious healthy food. Learn to bake if you have a sweet tooth.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    healthy foods do taste good as long as they're natural, like meat and fruit. unhealthy foods like vegetables and grains taste like shit. nature is correct. goyslop only seems to be an exception, but only because it's not natural, it's literally made through all kinds of processing to taste good.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fruit and veg in your supermarket was bred for things like pleasing appearance and shelf stability rather than taste. and it was probably grown bathed in pesticide in depleted soil.
    people that tell you that you're a moron for enjoying the goyslop and not liking fruit and veg are coping.
    they have never tasted real fruit and veg either.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      x2

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    once you stop eating trash for a month (and grow up) healthy food starts tasting delicious and sugary shit tastes awful, i used to put a frick ton of sugar and cream in my coffe but these days i take is black and with just a tiny bit of suggar, if i put a bit more suggar than that it tastes fricking gross

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why do healthy things taste bad
    because you can't cook properly. learn to cook.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pfft.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God did a little trolling

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    your brain is working backwards

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ENOUGH WITH THE FOOD HAT PEPES

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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