Why do People unironically think that you can't lose weight while drinking Sugarless Soda?

Why do People unironically think that you can't lose weight while drinking Sugarless Soda?

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't drink it to lose weight. You lose weight by other means and while you're at it you can drink that without adding calories to your diet.

    Water works too but, whatever.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >don't drink it to lose weight
      the L-Carnitine begs to differ

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tongue my anus moron.
        Just watch your calories and eat whatever the frick you want.
        But for good of mankind, eat some lead.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the L-Carnitine begs to differ
        Not really in that amount. It comes with like 2mg when supplements usually come with like 1500 to 3000mg because through the digestive tract not all of it is absorbed.

        Also L carnitine transports fat, you still have to use it. Unless you are depleted from your natural storage the effect is pretty mild although some say it's useful in winter because it helps you warm up a bit.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Monster zero sugar has like 27 calories and sucralose spikes insuline

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sucralose spikes insuline
      So? I'm not a keto schizo.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I dip into keto occasionally but I don’t get the paranoia about spiking insulin which I bet is minuscule with an artificial sweetener.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Whoa asked?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Life hack; get into ketosis immediately whenever you want by simply huffing isopropyl alcohol

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Life hack: never even consider going into redditosis.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and sucralose spikes insuline
      Lmfao you have to takelarge quantities.
      I'm fasting and i lost 18 kg in 5 months drinking 2 sugarfree Monsters daily
      CICO is what matter after all

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >fasting for 5 months
        calling bullshit

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >16/8 is a bullshit

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            that's not fasting moron

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >He lost the ''I'' of the ''.I.F.'' concept
              Still enraged at Saturday 8:00 P.M. for some reason, anon?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >16/8
            16/8 is just what a normal person with discipline does. So many years of snacking has made people think they fast when they have regular eating patterns it seems.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              I was used to follow the ''muh 3 meals'' meme, not even ''snacking'' If i snacked i would ahev ended a dr. Nowazaradan patient

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spiking insulin makes you burn calories if you consume no sugar.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sucralose spikes insuline

      How many calories does insulin have?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sucralose spikes insuline
      moron

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >spikes insuline
      insulin is anabolic

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Insulin is good Black person

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      im t1 diabetic and monitor my blood sugar 6-8 times a day. something that has 0 carbs does not spike anything moron. inb4 it has 2 carbs!!!! yeah. it raises your blood sugar by what 2 carbs would raise.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    why would you drink that crap

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's nearly zero calories, but still tastes good.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bros I had an ultra watermelon flavored sips and it was fricking disgusting, ultra paradise was good though. Does someone have a sips tier guide?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      strange that you like ultra paradise but not the watermelon one. theyre both sour flavors to me, one being apple and the other watermelon (not saying theyre bad, i like both)

      cant remember what picrel tastes like but i dont remember hating it
      sunrise-tastes a bit like sunny D if youre into that
      violet-i personally like it, but its pretty weak in flavor, but has more substance to it than the white one.
      peach-definitely very true to the name but it is STRONG and can reek a bit (accidently spilled it all over my car and it smelled for a couple weeks)
      ultra gold-good poor mans choice, does its job to be pinapple flavored and you can get the 16 oz can at dollar tree.
      ultra rosa-pretty good, similar deal to ultra violet
      the white one-pretty much flavorless. its not bad its just like trying to taste air
      ultra fiesta-if you wanna try it go ahead, but i fricking hated it it tasted like plastic.
      i actually cant remember what the red + blue ultras tasted like, werent bad just unremarkable.
      also pretty much all the juices are good but they are NOT sugar free

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        unpopular opinion: the best is the Lewis Hamilton

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Peach is fricking gross.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I was used to love Ultra Violet too but i noticed my local bengali shop stopped to sell them and i can't find it anymore

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fully agree

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        You have a weird profile of taste
        The white tastes like grapefruit not air you moron. Fiesta is supposed mango

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >white one flavorless
        >dislikes ultra fiesta
        shiggy

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only like the yellow one, but it has sugar.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone noticed a more difficult digestion with Monster than with Red Bull or i'm the only one?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The zero sugar ones don't do this. Only the ones packed with sugar.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally the opposite for me for some reasons

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tssst
    >sip
    >ahhh

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      that first sip...

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        nothing like it
        the best part of the day
        probably the most important sip of the day

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eurogay here. In my country pajeet shops have more Monster varieties than big market chains. Is it the same in your countries?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah chain stores in the US typically only have the fastest moving products and a lot of them will charge producers for shelf space for unproven products.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally zero people have ever said that ever in the history of ever

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The new zero sugar green one is a lifesaver, was hella addicted to the sugary green ones, and just as I start cutting they release this.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Used to drink this one daily, ice cold coupled with a cigarette or two

    I miss it so much

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      drink the sugar free mango one, what's stopping you?

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Of course you can lose weight drinking these. Ive gotten shredded drinking zero cal drinks like this , plenty of other people have to. Muh insulin response is fake news, or at least negligible

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Insulin is triggered even if you THINK about eating carbs and sweets.
    This doesn't necessarily traduces into ''muh fat gain''

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It keeps your tastebuds hooked on industry slop, so youll go back to old eating habits soon after and gain it all back

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one says this.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      homies legit won't stop making a comment about
      "You claim to be on diet yet you drink that"

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are these homies in the room with us now?

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    aspartame is goyslop and "lose weight" isn't quite it. either you're dedicating yourself to fitness or goyslop, you can't serve two masters

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