Why do women insist on standing right in front of equipment to do exercises that they don't need the equipment for?
I had to get one woman who was doing stupid dumbbell shit to move away from the dips, chinups, and weight tree yesterday.
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Because womanianity
>Be me yesterday
>Fire up viking playlist and hop on rowing machine
>Going for 5 k
>Odd stare in the gym but nbd
>3k in, right as I get to the good song some tiny latina waddles up and gets into the concept 2 18 inches fricking away from me
>Staring at my forearms, makes attempts to row but can only go a minute before stopping to stare at phone and glance over
>Gives up as I'm approaching the end and manages to stumble up and away
>Still wondering why she didn't use the other 5 fricking rowers
>go back into fantasy realm where men fight world-spanning wyrms and latinas don't exist
But yes I fricking hate the gym women I'm waiting for Sam Hyde's guy heaven to open
>ew a woman worked out next to me hope I didn’t get cooties
terminal autism
You ever see a skinny latina past the age of 30? Exactly.
>Of all the machines she picks the one next to anon
>Rowers less than 1 1/2ft apart
idk anon sounds pretty sus
Never experienced this. Only women at my gym are my wife and like 3 others and they all know their place. We live in rural america though where they're trained well
in my gym it's boomers doing that shit
Most of you are moronic in the gym. Women downright don't belong but I see you gays
>standing in front of the dumbells doing exercises instead of leaving room for people to put back their weights or grab new ones
>finish a set and walk around in small circles like an ape trying to assert dominance by taking up space
>walking slow as shit like an unemployed loser with nowhere else to be, again stems from the ape brain every guy adopts when he enters the gym thinking he's the star and everyone has to slow down and move out of the way for him
>the passive aggressive dirty looks
You have no idea how moronic and sad you look to an autist who has to mask every movement. I try to dissect why men would do the movements they do in gyms and it just boils down to you don't realize your pathetic little ego is spilling out like diarrhea out of the back of your shorts. Just stand in one spot after a set. Walk to your next machine with purpose. Allow others to access weights and machines when you're not using them, it is a shared gym. If you hate that other people are there then buy your own fricking gym you poor little b***h.
>how you look to an autist
dont care even one iota, I'll do whatever I want in the gym and theres nothing you can do about it 🙂
>walking slow as shit like an unemployed loser with nowhere else to be
Kek that's a universal sign of self confidence. Found the insecure loser
First thing they teach you to do in the military is walk with purpose. You get caught moping like an unemployed Black person with nowhere to go and you're gonna hear about it. Walking that way is as practically useless as it is unprofessional and oaf-ish.
I did that "range walk" everywhere bullshit for years after I got until I finally realized it makes you look like a spastic crackhead so now I walk like a normal person.
*after I got out (of the zogbot infantry)
I walk around to catch my breath and keep the blood flowing between sets. You should lift harder homosexual.
Not everything is some social dominance move.
Although I do try not to intrude on others while a I pace around because I know homosexuals like get ascared of that.
>if you hate that other people are there then buy your own fricking gym you poor little b***h
talking to yourself there bud ?
>finish a set and walk around in small circles like an ape trying to assert dominance by taking up space
problem?
Because they want attention. And there is no easier way to get attention than by being a pain in the ass.
because they MIGHT need that equipment in a minute you fricking chud incel creep
Found the waddler.
frick YOU.
and YES i'm using all those 2.5lbs plates scattered around the squat rack and IDGAF if the gym doesn't have anymore for you
I don't care what anyone says, Arby's has good fast food.
that's a perfect opportunity to TALK TO THEM you stupid incel moron.
>"Hi are you using this? Mind if I jump in for a set?
Yeah I like this machine bla bla bla. My name is Anon and my pronouns are autism/autist. What's your name"?
See how that works, virgins?
nice try glowie
Glad to hear you're such a social butterfly/homosexual, but some of us are there to workout.
>t. too scared to talk to women so larp as a hard ass instead
I spend most of life like that too. Then I got some help and can almost act normal. You should get help too.
I'm serious, anon.
Projection. I ask them if they're using something or how many sets they have, but I have no time for normalgay chit chat when I'm at the gym.
>Projection
do you even know what word means or is it a just cool sounding insult you saw on reddet?
>talking to people at the gym
I don't even gesture when I want something. I simply stand in front of people and grunt with increasing volume until they get the message.
The "virgins" have seen what women using cameras can do. That being said, I've chatted with women and let me tell you, your faux-extroversion glows brighter than the totally not FBI DMs I get offering to sell me illegal guns to shoot up a school in.
That's just an excuse to not talk to women and stay in your comfort zone.
Sure if you're an ugly moronic incel and start hitting girls out of your league you might end up a tiktok meme. But if you're half normal and not start talking about your star wars "action figures" there's nothing to worry about
con't:
millions of men initiate small talk with women every day and dont end up as a webm on IST