why do you lift?

why do you lift?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    To kill Leviathan
    To kill Behemoth
    To kill ziz
    To kill the Antichrist/Ad-Dajjal
    To kill Satan

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      trollge might be the most cringe thing ive seen in recent times

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >recent times
        wait did normies pick up schizo troll now?
        fuck they ruin everything
        back to racist pepe for me

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >wait did normies pick up schizo troll now?
          fuck they ruin everything
          back to racist pepe for me
          I have never seen such intense underage tryharding in my entire life

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          googled it and it’s a 2020 Reddit meme. It has a song apparently

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      incredibly based, God acknowledges your efforts Anon.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i forgot the reason years ago

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    because its fun and you're irrelevant if youre not working on yourself

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm vain and I like indirectly mogging guys are out of shape.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It helps my mood, sex drive and sleep. Also gains.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    to become powerful enough to defeat abstract concepts like god and death

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    so I can help and protect my family and beat up bad people

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    To not be weak like I was in my teen years

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because I want to be able to kill people with my bare hands.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      god damn that and flip over politicians cars is all I care about

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        and being able to force open a heavy door

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    To be an antropologic master and tame all inferior beings

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"anon doesn't need any funny stories, he IS funnny"

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i lift to get stronger, question is why you dont lift weak chinkoid?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Same as everyone else. To improve my mating prospects.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    To be like him

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tony was a weak gay

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        To be like him

        tony the tiger liek the serial?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        To be like him

        [...]
        tony the tiger liek the serial?

        Is Hotline Miami 2 any good? I thought the first one was OK.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i thought he was from kelloggs what happened in miami?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Eh
          It was all right, I liked the first one more

          Tony was a weak gay

          Fuck you too

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          First one is better, but second one is still good. Has some really great levels, but there's a couple of them that feel kind of bullshit because of their size. So what will happen is, there's a bunch of windows or someone on the other side of the stage, and you just fucking die without even knowing where it came from. So you kind of feel like you have to play like a pussy on some parts of levels because of this and it really slows your roll. The soundtrack is dope though. Would still recommend.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          First is the better game but 2 has the best soundtrack.
          Both great games either way.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's more honorable to die from a 4pl8 bench on your neck than a 2pl8

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because I read a lot of Howard and Burroughs as a kid and have the vague notion that someday I will be abducted by aliens or fall through a time portal where I will be forced to fight in some sort of coliseum. When that happens, I want to be so fit that the other guy just starts crying when be sees me cause he knows he’s gonna die

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because I want to like myself.
    Maybe some day.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    To bash my enemies

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want to be strong enough to be able to do the lift on the right. I can't think of a more alpha move than being able to lift a person off the ground with one arm.

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