Why do you want to change how god made you?

Why do you want to change how god made you, IST?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because I want to get so strong I can kill God and end this nightmare known as life.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You will never achieve gnosis.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw eternal gnoslet

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God is not real, christard

      https://i.imgur.com/7d0Oae6.jpeg

      God made me mad.
      I fight against him and his demons every day to keep myself from ending humanity.

      You have to be 18 to post here

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 32. This site is 20 years old Anon. Plenty of us still left here

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That is sad, anon-chan. Maybe you should start going to church and changing your live

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >being adult means believing in made up things like Yahweh or Santa Clause

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >being an adult means believing in dimensional serpent entity made from literal schizophrenics that were shunned and laughed at by every religion

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what are you referring to?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You will never achieve gnosis.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        le sad demiurge

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FPWP
      You will become old and die lmao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        first person west playing

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why do you want to change how god made you, IST?
    God didn't make me fat. I did. He is punishing me for my gluttony.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gamer
    >fit
    >brown
    >asian
    Would

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he looks latinx to me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you a woman?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Americans trying theology
    Lel

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn’t. That’s why I strive to be the best possible version of my true a d natural self. To be sedentary and let my body go to waste would be to spit in the face of God’s creation. To be strong and athletic is to glorify His creation.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you should hop on roids then

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No thank you.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that's fine but the stop the larp

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I want to be the best version of myself
            >"Why don't you do a hard drugs that shrinks your balls, mutate your organs, cause cancer, an early death and gayness?"

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Having a godlike physique is impossible without roids, you cannot do it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Roids are unnecessary to building strength, and a guarantee to ruin your body by 40

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you don't know the first thing about roids, it's literally a therapy recommended for 40 year olds

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            As a treatment for wasting diseases, when it doesn't matter if you toast your organs. You're not supposed to arrive at 40 already wrecked you disingenuous homosexual

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nothing disingenuous at all about my post you said steroids ruin bodies when in fact many men use them to great success in both sports and health. Again steroids are a therapeutic drug prescribed to aging men, the same group you presumably want to protect from.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, disingenuous. The dosage and application is wildly different between therapeutic steroids used to replace or supplement damaged endocrine function, and a clout chaser blasting roids in his early 20s.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Roids are a guarantee to ruin your body by 40
                This is your quote, you're just wrong. Admit it and move on

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Starting roids too early is shutting off your nuts, depleting you collegen, turning your ass into a pin cushion and paying thousands a year and it'll just make you quicker anyways. You're a moron who is just as clueless to the application of roids.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You don't know the first thing about roids, all this fearmongering you mention is wrong or exagerated

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Okay then, what age should I start roids?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, blasting roids early toasts your organs. Taking in in lower doses when youre older toasts your organs too at a lower rate. It's used anyway because the tradeoff is worth it to get another 20-30 years not being bed bound. Abusing them when young to look like a mass monster for a few decades is fricking moronic

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Taking in in lower doses when youre older toasts your organs too at a lower rate
                no it doesn't, that's just aging, just take the L gay

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The dosage and application is wildly different between therapeutic steroids used to replace or supplement damaged endocrine function, and a clout chaser blasting roids in his early 20s.
                Ummm achshuklly I dose myself anavar only cycles at mg/kg equal to clinical trials on healthy subjects

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      amen brother

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nobody actually does that besides powersharters

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God made me naked, illiterate, 7lbs and a foot tall. I was never going to stay like that. Everyone chooses their path in life, the fatty, the bodybuilder, the troony everyone.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God is not real, christard

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God made you able to improve. Why wouldn't you use all the abilities God gave you?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My parents made me and God gave me the free will to make myself as stole as possible

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God made me mad.
    I fight against him and his demons every day to keep myself from ending humanity.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for your picrel, I've been trying to remember the name of that artist forever.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because I'm better than God and when I die I'll show that c**t

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this has gotta be one of the worst cope comics I've seen

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    capitalize the G my drilla

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I have depicted you as the basedjak, now I have won the argument

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's much worse than that. The fatbrained author is appealing to HAES whales who think they're healthy because they have a candied apple and a sugar-bombed Starbucks matcha once in a while. The message is "fit people are ACTUALLY unhealthy! They probably eat like shit all the time! Genetics has them looking thin but that gymbro mocking you probably has organ failure and osteoporosis!"

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God made me a e-girlcon and I have to fix that no matter what

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No gods or kings. Only Man.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Funny how fat people always have to drag literal wheelchair disabled people in their argument

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God gave me a body that I must now cultivate, for this is merely a temple for the soul. And what temple is not beautiful in order to both worship the lord and the efforts of man?

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't really understand the comic

    Are they saying that he can only afford to eat like that because he exercises? Or that he's just naturally built like that?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the author is saying that he's unhealthy, and is eating unhealthily, and is fact a better example of poor health than are the people he's hypocritically criticizing. A fricking normie sees "fat" and thinks "unhealthy", sees "muscular" and thinks "healthy", but the enlightened author of the comic knows that body type and health are completely unrelated.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The fit man is shown eating junk while watching tv, a regular fat person activity, to juxtapose his fitness which can only be achieved through healthy means (or steroids) with the unawareness, hypocrisy and bad habits of a regular fat person.
      There's no punchline. He just switched the roles, as normally the one eating junk in front of the tv while criticizing other people would be fat and the person showing off their body in the screen would be in good shape. It's like futanari with social roles instead of genitals.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >futanari with social roles instead of genitals.
        thats an expression I thought I'd never see.

        The flaw of the comic too is that they're implying that someone can eat like shit and still have a healthy physique also shows they have a little understanding on basic nutrition. that guy has at least 3000 calories in front of him, so unless he's on a cheat day or a olympic marathon runner he's a bad example. The punchline would have landed better if they used a more normal but not fat body instead to show the hipocracy

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all bodies are beautiful
    >doesn't represent burn victims, amputees, top surgery scares, vitiligo, etc. etc.
    What an ableist cartoon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah seriously there are a lot of people suffering terribly through no fault of their own and we're supposed to feel bad for people who choose to eat like a pig and sit around?

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that pic
    i dont get it

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dibs on the brown woman (on the tv not the couch)

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    besides the fact I already fricking hate the pretentious libtard artist of this comic, this particular edition leaves a really sour note in my mouth; is it common for people to cope with their unhealthy lifestyle this way? I have plenty of unhealthy habits I'm trying to improve, but I don't try to drag other people down to cope with that, the concept just seems completely foreign to me.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God didn't make me a tubby piece of shit, I made myself that way. I think that God wants us all to be the best version of ourselves possible.

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