Why do you workout? What drives you? I workout to kill dogs as efficiently as possible.

Why do you workout? What drives you?

I workout to kill dogs as efficiently as possible. City roaming mutts and moronic owner leashless dogs deserve nothing but disembowelment.

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone has that video of a runner getting ganked by 8 bulldogs?
    just to prove a point

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    all around excellent post

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      thank you

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    -vanity
    -pussy
    -health
    in that order.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to die, but I’m too scared to pull the trigger. I tried pills, weed, sex, booze, therapy, religion, and lifting. But nothing really lasted. Eventually I reached a point where I no longer feel anything. So I decided to simply grind until it killed me or I reached a point of success that I could see if abject hedonism could fill the void in my life. So I lift, work, study, invest, and grind in hopes that it will either kill me or I reach a point where I can try and see if hedonism can fill the void.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you wish to die?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Major depressive disorder, a lot of prosthetics and physical injuries, PTSD, anhedonia (hence the reason to see if hedonism will work) and I’m unable to connect with anyone outside a surface level.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          im sorry anon, I hope you can find something to live for.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          you're like me but you study, invest and grind too!

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like you need your balls sucked out of your dick and a cuddle afterwords. Time to find a gf, anon. It'll be a good challenge for you.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fool. Gfs don't cure depression. You might feel better at start but if you're dead inside she won't make you come back to life.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't work out. At least right now, need to get a job cause I'm broke, depressed neet

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      whats the point of browsing fit if u aint working out?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've been working out for 4 years, now I'm taking a break.
        >whats the point of browsing fit if u aint working out?
        You're coming here for fitness advice? lm@o

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          nononon not that, but fitness memes seem irrelevant if u dont workout kinda no?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >but fitness memes seem irrelevant if u dont workout kinda no?
            nope

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            "workout" is a noun; you mean "work out".

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It motivates me for some reason

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Automobiles took this from you.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      not nearly enough

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    are those Hitler and a civil guard from Spain?

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Otherwise my brain tells me I’m a piece of shit.
    I feel superior from the 95% of the population. Makes me less socially awkward cause it gives me the confidence I need to be social.
    Also I like increasing weight and rep numbers on my notes. I set records every training. I write down everything and continuously increasing my reps to 12 and then increasing weight and lowering my reps to 8 so I could reach 12 again.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    mate where did you get this picture from? Was it a tweet by any chance lmJXao?

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Started for strength + my reflection in the mirror.
    But then I reached the point where finally I can ignore women instead of vice versa. One of the finest feelings in the world. I can never go back so I lift.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was at the lowest point in my life, unemployed and almost homeless. I had bought a gym card and that actually made my life better. When I was almost out of money, my father noticed the newbie gains I had made so he gave me money to buy another month. Now I'm in a better position so I lift to make the old man proud. WAGMI.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    We had 10 years of our neighborhood dogs getting loose and running into our yard and growling/snapping at us. 3 years ago I snapped and hit it with a piece of rebar I was carrying when it lounged at me. I have never been in a fight in my whole life or really did anything violent. I did not really consider how much fricking damage a rebar swung with purpose does. Crushed most of a jaw, popped out an eye and ripped most of the skin off the frickers ugly snout. Amazingly the stupid thing didn't realize how fricked it was so it kept coming a few times and it took 2 more whacks before it started to sink in that something was fighting back for once. Then it started whining and running trying to jump the fence which it failed to do, just sat doing these gurgling whimpers until I moved away from it's escape route. Went in and cleaned myself off and listened to the screams and slamming car doors of my white trash neighbors. Dog sadly lived after extensive surgery but is even uglier and mostly blind. It will always stay as far away as the leash permits when we meet it on the road and I have never seen it close to our yard then.

    I hate those creatures, but I still feel somewhat angry that it had to push me to do that quite horrible thing.

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