Why do zoomers spam gazillion sets of babyweight lateral raises?

Why do zoomers spam gazillion sets of babyweight lateral raises? They will legitimately get mad and start arguing (despite their non existent lats) if you imply that it's better to train lat raises normally with intensity, a reasonable volume. and with progressive overload instead of stupidly high volume at 5 - 15lb weights and never changing anything except adding even more garbage volume.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    because lat raises are difficult to progress and doing 10 15lb reps is better than doing 8 20lb reps with poor form

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >lat raises are difficult to progress
      >difficult to progress
      that's just code for:
      > i have no idea why physiologically harmful, anatomically moronic movement keeps getting worse as i train it, honestly no clue
      same story for ohp

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >it's better to train lat raises normally with intensity, a reasonable volume. and with progressive overload instead of stupidly high volume
    but lat raises are moronic whatever weight u choose
    >but if u bend/incline bench and move humerus into scapular plane and lead with elbow
    u get nothing but impingement/tendon irritation
    muscle rubs on bone, it's not gonna contract because it's poked by your own skeleton
    >so ohp
    nope, that's even moronicer because it's front delt only and impingement and bigger weight to frick u up
    >so not overhead?
    wrong again, it is overhead once u raise ur shoulder/arm up as high as u can with one db - there u do quartereps with internal rotation of shoulder
    >whoa, nobody teaches that, why?
    because there is global conspiracy to frick u up with useless harmful movements with moronic abnormally heavy stick and other bilateral movements like lat raises
    > so what is internal shoulder rotation when my arm and shoulder are lifted as high as possible above my head with light db?
    screw sth in by turning elbow itself (not in elbow!) with left hand, unscrew with right
    >and why is it better than lat raises?
    because it's impingement free and muscle can contract since it's no longer poked by bone - u get time under tension and u get growth, don't bend elbow too much because front delt will take over from side delt
    >but i can't raise my hand as high as i thought i could, bit confused
    ur lats are tight, ur pecs are tight, ur scapula is immobile - fix it:

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      post body pajeet

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >post body pajeet
        make an argument bot
        >i can't, i'm just moron bottot
        i know

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Zoomer have small lats because they do lat raises wrong

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >le funny quip, i gotta say sth for fricks sake, he's dropping truth bombs again
      >t.bottoto

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am sure you got big nice shoulders and know how to train them :^)

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The key is to just slow down the reps. You can add more but getting lat raises to actually have delts be the point of failure takes slower reps.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >slow down the reps
      not if the movement is moronic in the first place bot:

      >it's better to train lat raises normally with intensity, a reasonable volume. and with progressive overload instead of stupidly high volume
      but lat raises are moronic whatever weight u choose
      >but if u bend/incline bench and move humerus into scapular plane and lead with elbow
      u get nothing but impingement/tendon irritation
      muscle rubs on bone, it's not gonna contract because it's poked by your own skeleton
      >so ohp
      nope, that's even moronicer because it's front delt only and impingement and bigger weight to frick u up
      >so not overhead?
      wrong again, it is overhead once u raise ur shoulder/arm up as high as u can with one db - there u do quartereps with internal rotation of shoulder
      >whoa, nobody teaches that, why?
      because there is global conspiracy to frick u up with useless harmful movements with moronic abnormally heavy stick and other bilateral movements like lat raises
      > so what is internal shoulder rotation when my arm and shoulder are lifted as high as possible above my head with light db?
      screw sth in by turning elbow itself (not in elbow!) with left hand, unscrew with right
      >and why is it better than lat raises?
      because it's impingement free and muscle can contract since it's no longer poked by bone - u get time under tension and u get growth, don't bend elbow too much because front delt will take over from side delt
      >but i can't raise my hand as high as i thought i could, bit confused
      ur lats are tight, ur pecs are tight, ur scapula is immobile - fix it:

      >lat raises are difficult to progress
      >difficult to progress
      that's just code for:
      > i have no idea why physiologically harmful, anatomically moronic movement keeps getting worse as i train it, honestly no clue
      same story for ohp

      >le funny quip, i gotta say sth for fricks sake, he's dropping truth bombs again
      >t.bottoto

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The movment is fine if you have intact shoulder ligaments. Once they get too loose/weak to hold the ball in the socket through the movment you're pretty much fricked and should do rehab before anything else body building related. But you don't want to hear that so you'll cope around it and keep doing what you're doing.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >The movment is fine
          IT IS NOT, your own skeleton is preventing muscle from contracting by rubbing/poking the muscle during movement - no contraction, no time under tension no growth + inflammation and impingement if u go high enough
          but i already said it all here bot:

          >it's better to train lat raises normally with intensity, a reasonable volume. and with progressive overload instead of stupidly high volume
          but lat raises are moronic whatever weight u choose
          >but if u bend/incline bench and move humerus into scapular plane and lead with elbow
          u get nothing but impingement/tendon irritation
          muscle rubs on bone, it's not gonna contract because it's poked by your own skeleton
          >so ohp
          nope, that's even moronicer because it's front delt only and impingement and bigger weight to frick u up
          >so not overhead?
          wrong again, it is overhead once u raise ur shoulder/arm up as high as u can with one db - there u do quartereps with internal rotation of shoulder
          >whoa, nobody teaches that, why?
          because there is global conspiracy to frick u up with useless harmful movements with moronic abnormally heavy stick and other bilateral movements like lat raises
          > so what is internal shoulder rotation when my arm and shoulder are lifted as high as possible above my head with light db?
          screw sth in by turning elbow itself (not in elbow!) with left hand, unscrew with right
          >and why is it better than lat raises?
          because it's impingement free and muscle can contract since it's no longer poked by bone - u get time under tension and u get growth, don't bend elbow too much because front delt will take over from side delt
          >but i can't raise my hand as high as i thought i could, bit confused
          ur lats are tight, ur pecs are tight, ur scapula is immobile - fix it:

          Why are you still on this board ESL Black person?

          >Why are you still on this board ESL Black person?
          why are u morono bottoto? same difference

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I don't read your incoherent posts jeet boi. You just suck at doing them because you ruined your shoulders and rather see it as personal failure like idiot you are you see it as failure of the human form which it is not.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >you ruined your shoulders
              never been better bot 😀 once i stopped all the shit u're shilling here (bench deadlifts ohp barbell rows etc.) and developed my own list of actually working movements and static holds - shoulders just keep getting bigger and healthier

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >I don't read your incoherent
              u fricking read that supposedly bot?

              >The movment is fine
              IT IS NOT, your own skeleton is preventing muscle from contracting by rubbing/poking the muscle during movement - no contraction, no time under tension no growth + inflammation and impingement if u go high enough
              but i already said it all here bot:
              [...]

              [...]
              >Why are you still on this board ESL Black person?
              why are u morono bottoto? same difference

              >your own skeleton is preventing muscle from contracting by rubbing/poking the muscle during movement
              because i repeated what i wrote here:

              >it's better to train lat raises normally with intensity, a reasonable volume. and with progressive overload instead of stupidly high volume
              but lat raises are moronic whatever weight u choose
              >but if u bend/incline bench and move humerus into scapular plane and lead with elbow
              u get nothing but impingement/tendon irritation
              muscle rubs on bone, it's not gonna contract because it's poked by your own skeleton
              >so ohp
              nope, that's even moronicer because it's front delt only and impingement and bigger weight to frick u up
              >so not overhead?
              wrong again, it is overhead once u raise ur shoulder/arm up as high as u can with one db - there u do quartereps with internal rotation of shoulder
              >whoa, nobody teaches that, why?
              because there is global conspiracy to frick u up with useless harmful movements with moronic abnormally heavy stick and other bilateral movements like lat raises
              > so what is internal shoulder rotation when my arm and shoulder are lifted as high as possible above my head with light db?
              screw sth in by turning elbow itself (not in elbow!) with left hand, unscrew with right
              >and why is it better than lat raises?
              because it's impingement free and muscle can contract since it's no longer poked by bone - u get time under tension and u get growth, don't bend elbow too much because front delt will take over from side delt
              >but i can't raise my hand as high as i thought i could, bit confused
              ur lats are tight, ur pecs are tight, ur scapula is immobile - fix it:

              right? so now u know why lat raises do nothing - they fricking suck that's all

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Small man problems

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >boto give up
                good, i guess xD

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you still on this board ESL Black person?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because lat raises are the one of the only exercises that really matters.
    Here I'll give you a IST approved program:

    3x10 lateral raise
    3x10 dumbbell curl
    3x10 cable crunch
    3x10 dumbbell incline press
    6 days a week minimum, better 7.

    Notes:
    Must be EXACTLY ten reps, otherwise you will not gain muscle. If you do less than 10 reps you will instantly turn into a powershitter.
    It's also EXTREMELY important that you feel the muscles working during lateral raises at all times. If that means you have to use 1 pound weights so be it. But also you can't do more than 10 reps or it will be cardio.
    Also it MUST be dumbbell incline bench. If you use a barbell you will not gain muscle. And if you do it on a flat bench you will get powershitter breasts.
    You also need to make sure you aren't doing any sort of leg training, because again that is for powershitters and women don't care about legs. Better to put your legs in a caste to make them atrophy so you have more energy to do lateral raises.

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