Why does a fade haircut highlight that you work out so much?

Why does a fade haircut highlight that you work out so much?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    seems low class and ethnic to me
    europoor vibes

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. Looks like the nazi haircut. Very eurotrash

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. Looks like the nazi haircut. Very eurotrash

      europoor cope
      you guys are stuck in 2016

      europoor anon

      Hello samegay

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        maybe you are just some kind of uggo freakazoid looking homie? ever considered that?

        ah yeah the chad haircut. seems like it still makes people mad

        Turkish shitskin millennial gay

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          whiter than you are, uglyman

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I let my balding hair grow long and I work out 3 times a week.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It reflects bad choices

  4. 4 weeks ago
    sage

    it doesn't. tard

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why does a fade haircut highlight that you work out so much?

    Humans are influenced by trends more than we think. A haircut isnt just a haircut. It represents what others do and what image it projects.

    A fade haircut is popular was muscular men because it is high maintenance and shows that you are overly motivated about your personal appearance. This goes hand in hand with going to the gym regularly.

    As such a fade haircut complements the male obsessiveness with vanity extremely well.

    In another era a well groomed long hair hairstyle would achieve the same effect. But in the 2020s long hair is typically associated with smelly loners or skinny guitar slackers.

    Because humans like to fall into rank and follow trends (even if you think you dont, you not caring about following trends is a trend in and of itself), the trends tend to self prophecise themselves for a certain era. This era of vanity and dedication to fitness is the skin fade. Tomorrow it will be another haircut.

    The easiest way to signal you care about your appearance is not the haircut itself, but the haircut that signals you go to the barbers basically every week. It goes hand in hand with the 'grindset' trend whereby you have the funds and time and status required to have to look your best at all time. Similar to wearing a suit if you want to appear high status. Its not the suit but the idea of WHY you NEED to be wearing a suit. You must be important

    Skin fade? You must be dedicated to vanity.

    Its just a trend though. In 10 years time people may look back at skins fade as tryhard and gross. but it works for today

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically good post although I dont agree with OP's statement. I do agree with the message. But thats not even a popular haircut. Its been damn near 10 years since that boom started and everyone in europe and all the football players looked identical.

      In the gym >90% of people have broccoli hair, modern mullet or a mid-length middle part. The rest are boomers who have short hair because they just cant grow it anymore.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because all the terminally online people are now 18 plus. 10 years ago it was extremely geekish to want to be a social media influencer. Now its shifted so much that literally scamming people online and calling yourself a tiktok guru is considered top level hustle success. Its all fricked up right now

        So looking like a broccoli haircut is people trying to emulate that crowd in which theyre high status by being an andrew tate like character or mysterious eboy frickboy.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >In another era a well groomed long hair hairstyle would achieve the same effect. But in the 2020s long hair is typically associated with smelly loners or skinny guitar slackers.
      Anon, aren't you forgetting to mention a large and powerful group of long haired men?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >in 10 years time
      Black person

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      europoor cope
      you guys are stuck in 2016

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >A fade haircut is popular was muscular men because it is high maintenance
      Nice effortpost, but I disagree completely with this premise. Apart from needing to get it shaped up every 3 or 4 weeks, how is a fade inherently high maintenance? You don't really have to do much styling with it out of the shower or anything. Some dudes will use hair products or comb it over/back, but that stuff is optional. Not what I would call high maintenance at all.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I stopped getting fades years ago. You can't even tell I had a fade after about day four. To maintain the look I'd have to go once a week. I now just completely shave down the sides and go to the barber once every 5ish weeks.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the era of fitness was the 80s 90s and 2000s. Now is a joke compared to then when everyone was doing it. Its niche as frick now.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be OP
    >sees one fit guy with a fade haircut
    >makes disproportionate impression in your mind for whatever reason
    >conclude that these two things are directly related
    >download pic of pencilneck with same haircut
    >post this thread

    These are the people telling you to "trust the science" or go vegan btw. Just insanely airheaded impressionable morons that can hardly be considered human.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      See, thsi guy explained it pretty well. It's just a fashion trend

      >Why does a fade haircut highlight that you work out so much?

      Humans are influenced by trends more than we think. A haircut isnt just a haircut. It represents what others do and what image it projects.

      A fade haircut is popular was muscular men because it is high maintenance and shows that you are overly motivated about your personal appearance. This goes hand in hand with going to the gym regularly.

      As such a fade haircut complements the male obsessiveness with vanity extremely well.

      In another era a well groomed long hair hairstyle would achieve the same effect. But in the 2020s long hair is typically associated with smelly loners or skinny guitar slackers.

      Because humans like to fall into rank and follow trends (even if you think you dont, you not caring about following trends is a trend in and of itself), the trends tend to self prophecise themselves for a certain era. This era of vanity and dedication to fitness is the skin fade. Tomorrow it will be another haircut.

      The easiest way to signal you care about your appearance is not the haircut itself, but the haircut that signals you go to the barbers basically every week. It goes hand in hand with the 'grindset' trend whereby you have the funds and time and status required to have to look your best at all time. Similar to wearing a suit if you want to appear high status. Its not the suit but the idea of WHY you NEED to be wearing a suit. You must be important

      Skin fade? You must be dedicated to vanity.

      Its just a trend though. In 10 years time people may look back at skins fade as tryhard and gross. but it works for today

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does the simple fact that fades look good on men makes so many people mad? I am asking this as a femanon which likes fades on men a lot

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      europoor anon

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Op is a Black person loving homosexual

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This haircut has never looked good to me. It's just barbers wanking themselves off for knowing how to adjust the settings on their clippers.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      maybe you are just some kind of uggo freakazoid looking homie? ever considered that?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've considered it and decided it was irrelevant. Get a real haircut, not an ad space for some overpriced barber.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Get a real haircut, not an ad space for some overpriced barber.
          okay, give an example of a real haircut

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I could give myself a fade. I'm not giving 30 bucks to some fricker who caresses the back of my head for 10 minutes

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I remember going in for a haircut one time and the barber asked me if I wanted a fade 3 fricking times spaced out a few minutes after I said no. Unreal.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        barbers are neanderthals these days

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ah yeah the chad haircut. seems like it still makes people mad

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing a fade highlights is your rampant homosexuality.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im in the military, we all have a variation of this haircut. Its required by our grooming regulations for hair to be tapered and off the ears. I look bald in hats.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Best hairstyle for young males. Biggest downside is you need to cut it too often

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    any haircut short on the sides make your shoulders look bigger/wider

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