There's nudes floating about.
Tiny atrophied balls.
Any shred of belief disappeared then.
Not natty because of the balls thing, but it is impressive he managed to have a son. I wonder what his protocol was to manage that. Most roiders only have daughters until they get off the sauce because the Y chromosome is damaged somehow.
He's a fair roider. He just let's everyone believe that he's juicing and all you have to do to get as big as him is juice up and he doesn't let you in on the secrets he actually uses to get big. It pisses me off too because look at his delts. He's obviously natty but he just let's everyone believe he's enhanced. Like what do you even have to lose by being honest? I fricking hate fake roiders.
>Handsome.
Yes, very.
Success breeds jealousy, although he could stop some of the jealousy by being more humble and charismatic, than being vain.
Although that is sort of his brand, of being the idealized uber man.
>Great hair
Hair transplant.
>Sex drive
Probably impotent after years of roids.
It's a cope because no-one cares if his hair is natural or the result of a transplant or any of that shit. The end result is the same, and gays like you are the only ones that care because of your crippling jealousy. He's on roids, you say? No shit, he still looks great.
Most guys would get jealous of him the same way a bunch of fat middle aged woman will seethe when a victoria's secret model bimbo is in the same room with them.
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Anonymous
Exactly. It's the same as when fat, ugly women b***h about how some hot girl has fake breasts or had a nosejob. No-one gives a shit about their sad copes.
4 months ago
Anonymous
it's essentially what has happened even ITT with people coping about his supposedly small dick, which turns out to be above average atleast
I'm aesthetic enough irl to admit that Mike O'Hearn looks like a Gigachad. Especially when he was young, but even now he holds up extremely well compared to other fitness influencers/bodybuilders.
4 months ago
Anonymous
he holds up so well that it almost has a negative connotation because how absurd he looks
https://i.imgur.com/XNBibNg.gif
Baby dont hearn me
This is like AI caricature. How can this even be real. Dudes fricking pushing 60.
Unironically? Because he's white. Take The Rock, for instance, obvious fake natty but people make all kinds of excuses for him, but Mike O'Tren is le bad for hiding his steroid usage.
I fricking hate any nut hugger of the rock I meet that cannot accept that he takes roids
>Nah he's natural, he's big because he's part Hawaiian bro! >he's natural, he's been working out for dEcAdEs! >check this photo of him when he's was younger (and 100lbs lighter and less shredded) and look at his frame! >he was in WWE and that a drug tested sport!
I saw this youtube video by makiveli motivation about him that was hilarious. It said something like "he's six feet tall, his glutes go down to his knees, if you worked half as hard as him maybe you could be a fake natty too."
I was lmaoing my ass off and I watched the some other makiveli motivation videos and it turned out that they were serious. Actual hype up videos for people to watch to motivate themselves to lift. This one was accidentally hilarious.
Anyway I want to watch it again and I can't find it. Maybe they deleted it?..
I know exactly which post you're talking about too.
He was wearing that thanos infinity gauntlet. Think he said something like "israelite infinity stones".
Can't find it anywhere, he obviously took it off his Instagram.
I used to think my dick was small until I touched my first girlfriend's hand.
My hand was almost 1.5x bigger than hers. She never shut up about that.
She could not hold my dick with one hand.
I'm 6'1, 8" long. She was 5'3.
it absolutely has to do. He's 6'3" self-reported, probably 6'2" irl. A 7" dick looks disproportionately huge on a skinny 5'9" 130 lbs guy with sub 20" quadswhile it looks like that on a built 6'2"-6'3" 270-280 lbs guy with 30" quads
it's the buff for shorter dudes, roll with it
as this thread shows most people don't realize it, so you can probably fraud as 7" without a problem
it's by the way one of the big (heh) secrets of porn - the guys are 5'7" on average, and the women are 5'3" on average (don't trust listed stats btw)
I've never had an issue thankfully. I'm unfortunately a grower, so unless I've been edging for a while or haven't touched my dong and I've lifted consistently in the recent past, I'm not gonna get to full size without some kind of stimulation. Straight up doubling or possibly tripling in size, depending on if blood flow was diverted away initially (as in cardio and heavy lifts), though I've never measured it soft.
there is also a surgery that extends the shaft, but makes it impossible to hold a good rigid erection, thats why theres a lot of old scenes where the black dude has to like hold his penis while the chick rides him, because he had that surgery
wesley pipes is the easiest example of this to find
it absolutely has to do. He's 6'3" self-reported, probably 6'2" irl. A 7" dick looks disproportionately huge on a skinny 5'9" 130 lbs guy with sub 20" quadswhile it looks like that on a built 6'2"-6'3" 270-280 lbs guy with 30" quads
This guy gets it. I'm 6'8" and my 7 inch wiener looks smaller to me.
Giga dicklet cope. His dick is smaller than the phone and the phone is barely 6 inches
His hand is literally right next to his penis and it looks like it fully covers it, that's why I mentioned it. I know dicks look smaller in full body pics, but not that small.
t. certified penis inspector
as a certified penis inspector, can you see that he's not even full mast there?
I'm shifting my final verdict to 6-7 range as
pretty easy to tell its between 6-7 range.
said. maybe 6" nbpel, and just under 7" bpel
at worst 5.5" nbpel when not 100% hard, which still translates to low 6" range bpel (like 6.2"-6.4") - still above average, and certainly not 4.5" which only a manlet could estimate
tell me what you think about that dale
>as a certified penis inspector, can you see that he's not even full mast there?
Yes, of course. I didn't think it was relevant to the discussion, though, since as a grower myself I know you can't really tell how much of a size difference there'd be if he was rock hard, so I'd rather just go with the available data. As I said, from the picture and considering his hand covers the entirety of his penis I'd give it a 5.5" at that level of arousal. I have to admit it is a very aesthetic penis, by the way.
When you take pics like that you have to push your phone forward towards the mirror. The difference of a few feet with a skewed perspective means the phone is gonna look about ~35-40% bigger than it would at the same space as the dong (the effect is compounded by the mirror effectively doubling the distance, in conjunction with the lens being slightly fisheyed)
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It's a respectable penor, probably 5.5. Definitely not 7+ like the others are claiming. Just compare to his hands.
https://i.imgur.com/1CKrlo6.jpg
His hand is literally right next to his penis and it looks like it fully covers it, that's why I mentioned it. I know dicks look smaller in full body pics, but not that small.
t. certified penis inspector
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Probably 6-6.5 range. Can't say for sure without an objective reference, but the proportions look familiar to me.
In the spanish tiktok community this guy is a meme. People take his videos flexing/posing and put texts with shitposting larping as deep sigma quotes. My zoomer coworker finds it hilarious and sends me those fricking videos all the time. It unironically memed that coworker into fitness, so yea, i respect it
Oh, i thought it was just the usual nerds moronic meme, i didnt know it was a global thing. The guy expressions are funny as hell tho and my zoomer coworker says he became famous precisely for the sigma mindset shitposting
>This is like AI caricature. How can this even be real. Dudes fricking pushing 60.
this. he's not even greying (he wears stubble, so he can't dye that)
Seriously? Jealousy most of the time, especially from little gremlins like Greg Douchette. He's Chad so naturally normal people gravitate towards him and that irks little gremlin failed bodybuilders.
I'm 6'3" barefoot for real like him so I can be the arbiter of truth here. Mine is 7.75" and looks quite a bit larger than that on me and thicker. I'd say he's around 6" but rather thin.
Are you 270 lbs of muscle like him? Because that's gonna have a bigger influence on dick-to-quad ratio
It's the reason why some moronic women think skinny guys have bigger dicks, small legs and small ass make it look more impressive
> white pants on a dude
Filtered
Because they are mogged.
That dog (a male) is wearing white pants too anon. I bet he has more b***hes than you.
He showed what is possible with natural bodybuilding. They hate him because he is better.
funny thing is. he was unornically jacked when he was like 15 years old
theres actually a possibility that he might be natty
There's nudes floating about.
Tiny atrophied balls.
Any shred of belief disappeared then.
Not natty because of the balls thing, but it is impressive he managed to have a son. I wonder what his protocol was to manage that. Most roiders only have daughters until they get off the sauce because the Y chromosome is damaged somehow.
Moron
Moron.
Imbecile gullible zoomer.
Instant ad hom attacks because the receipts were provided. Impressively angry.
more likely != impossible
there's nothing easier than get jacked at 15. it's like being on steroids naturally
t. lifted since 13 y.o.
He's a fair roider. He just let's everyone believe that he's juicing and all you have to do to get as big as him is juice up and he doesn't let you in on the secrets he actually uses to get big. It pisses me off too because look at his delts. He's obviously natty but he just let's everyone believe he's enhanced. Like what do you even have to lose by being honest? I fricking hate fake roiders.
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zoomers getting jealous gen X is mogging them
>Buff
>Ripped
>Handsome
>Great hair
>Looks young for his age
Mike is based and gays are jealous
>Ripped
Fake natty.
>Handsome.
Yes, very.
Success breeds jealousy, although he could stop some of the jealousy by being more humble and charismatic, than being vain.
Although that is sort of his brand, of being the idealized uber man.
>Great hair
Hair transplant.
>Sex drive
Probably impotent after years of roids.
>Probably impotent after years of roids.
why are natties always moronic and believe alphadestiny, jeff nippard and manlets like them about roids?
So much cope
What's the cope? It's all true and verifiable scientific truth.
It's a cope because no-one cares if his hair is natural or the result of a transplant or any of that shit. The end result is the same, and gays like you are the only ones that care because of your crippling jealousy. He's on roids, you say? No shit, he still looks great.
Most guys would get jealous of him the same way a bunch of fat middle aged woman will seethe when a victoria's secret model bimbo is in the same room with them.
Exactly. It's the same as when fat, ugly women b***h about how some hot girl has fake breasts or had a nosejob. No-one gives a shit about their sad copes.
it's essentially what has happened even ITT with people coping about his supposedly small dick, which turns out to be above average atleast
I'm aesthetic enough irl to admit that Mike O'Hearn looks like a Gigachad. Especially when he was young, but even now he holds up extremely well compared to other fitness influencers/bodybuilders.
he holds up so well that it almost has a negative connotation because how absurd he looks
This is like AI caricature. How can this even be real. Dudes fricking pushing 60.
>How can this even be real.
Look at Jared Leto
Unironically? Because he's white. Take The Rock, for instance, obvious fake natty but people make all kinds of excuses for him, but Mike O'Tren is le bad for hiding his steroid usage.
I fricking hate any nut hugger of the rock I meet that cannot accept that he takes roids
>Nah he's natural, he's big because he's part Hawaiian bro!
>he's natural, he's been working out for dEcAdEs!
>check this photo of him when he's was younger (and 100lbs lighter and less shredded) and look at his frame!
>he was in WWE and that a drug tested sport!
Truly low IQ morons
When fitness youtube popped off he was an easy target as the OG fake natty. But now that fitness social media is dead, everyone loves him again.
No clue who he is but I love the memes they make of him.
I saw this youtube video by makiveli motivation about him that was hilarious. It said something like "he's six feet tall, his glutes go down to his knees, if you worked half as hard as him maybe you could be a fake natty too."
I was lmaoing my ass off and I watched the some other makiveli motivation videos and it turned out that they were serious. Actual hype up videos for people to watch to motivate themselves to lift. This one was accidentally hilarious.
Anyway I want to watch it again and I can't find it. Maybe they deleted it?..
He's like 6'3" 250 actual and his glutes do go to his knees, his hamstrings don't even make sense.
He accidentally called ~~*them*~~ out on his instagram.
You just had to make me like him even more.
I know exactly which post you're talking about too.
He was wearing that thanos infinity gauntlet. Think he said something like "israelite infinity stones".
Can't find it anywhere, he obviously took it off his Instagram.
I love the offensive autistic what is love memes with him.
Small penis. He's like 4 inches. It's pretty comical actually
he's 6'3 and muscular 270 lbs, I saw the pics, he's around 7". anything sub 10" (which does not exist) looks small on his frame
I used to think my dick was small until I touched my first girlfriend's hand.
My hand was almost 1.5x bigger than hers. She never shut up about that.
She could not hold my dick with one hand.
I'm 6'1, 8" long. She was 5'3.
I thought it was because he shilled those rubber band weights that he clearly doesn’t use.
on a regular body maybe
you don't realize that he's twice as broad as you irl
I'm 6'7 250 and my 7" wiener looks around that size relative to my body
It's got nothing to do with broadness, he's 6'1, 6'2.
it absolutely has to do. He's 6'3" self-reported, probably 6'2" irl. A 7" dick looks disproportionately huge on a skinny 5'9" 130 lbs guy with sub 20" quadswhile it looks like that on a built 6'2"-6'3" 270-280 lbs guy with 30" quads
This guy gets it. I'm 6'8" and my 7 inch wiener looks smaller to me.
I'm a manlet and honestly even slightly big dong looks xboxhueg at manlet height.
>t. 6x5
it's the buff for shorter dudes, roll with it
as this thread shows most people don't realize it, so you can probably fraud as 7" without a problem
it's by the way one of the big (heh) secrets of porn - the guys are 5'7" on average, and the women are 5'3" on average (don't trust listed stats btw)
So are all the 5 1 b***hes in porn 4 11?
I've never had an issue thankfully. I'm unfortunately a grower, so unless I've been edging for a while or haven't touched my dong and I've lifted consistently in the recent past, I'm not gonna get to full size without some kind of stimulation. Straight up doubling or possibly tripling in size, depending on if blood flow was diverted away initially (as in cardio and heavy lifts), though I've never measured it soft.
there is also a surgery that extends the shaft, but makes it impossible to hold a good rigid erection, thats why theres a lot of old scenes where the black dude has to like hold his penis while the chick rides him, because he had that surgery
wesley pipes is the easiest example of this to find
Giga dicklet cope. His dick is smaller than the phone and the phone is barely 6 inches
>what is angle and perspective
you are probably the dicklet here
see above
His hand is literally right next to his penis and it looks like it fully covers it, that's why I mentioned it. I know dicks look smaller in full body pics, but not that small.
t. certified penis inspector
as a certified penis inspector, can you see that he's not even full mast there?
I'm shifting my final verdict to 6-7 range as
said. maybe 6" nbpel, and just under 7" bpel
at worst 5.5" nbpel when not 100% hard, which still translates to low 6" range bpel (like 6.2"-6.4") - still above average, and certainly not 4.5" which only a manlet could estimate
tell me what you think about that dale
>as a certified penis inspector, can you see that he's not even full mast there?
Yes, of course. I didn't think it was relevant to the discussion, though, since as a grower myself I know you can't really tell how much of a size difference there'd be if he was rock hard, so I'd rather just go with the available data. As I said, from the picture and considering his hand covers the entirety of his penis I'd give it a 5.5" at that level of arousal. I have to admit it is a very aesthetic penis, by the way.
When you take pics like that you have to push your phone forward towards the mirror. The difference of a few feet with a skewed perspective means the phone is gonna look about ~35-40% bigger than it would at the same space as the dong (the effect is compounded by the mirror effectively doubling the distance, in conjunction with the lens being slightly fisheyed)
you are spending saturday night on an animeforum looking at a man's wiener
you must be extremely new here. ironically this is the most fitness related on topic thread i've seen on here in weeks
Why is this board so fricking gay
Looks 6-7 to me
dude is 6"3 he could wrap his hand around his dick and still have it visible. Jesus do you even have a dick?
It's a respectable penor, probably 5.5. Definitely not 7+ like the others are claiming. Just compare to his hands.
pretty easy to tell its between 6-7 range.
His hand would have to be like 8 inches wide, so no
It's not respectable for his body. I am a skinny fat duel lanket and even I have him beat in that department.
In the spanish tiktok community this guy is a meme. People take his videos flexing/posing and put texts with shitposting larping as deep sigma quotes. My zoomer coworker finds it hilarious and sends me those fricking videos all the time. It unironically memed that coworker into fitness, so yea, i respect it
not only spanish tiktok, memes with him became huge a year or so ago
Oh, i thought it was just the usual nerds moronic meme, i didnt know it was a global thing. The guy expressions are funny as hell tho and my zoomer coworker says he became famous precisely for the sigma mindset shitposting
Hes very charismatic and unintentionally hillarious
Baby dont hearn me
>This is like AI caricature. How can this even be real. Dudes fricking pushing 60.
this. he's not even greying (he wears stubble, so he can't dye that)
Probably 6-6.5 range. Can't say for sure without an objective reference, but the proportions look familiar to me.
it's virtuous to hate liars
That's a legit 6 incher minimum
what's wrong with theballs?
Deflated from steroids
Seriously? Jealousy most of the time, especially from little gremlins like Greg Douchette. He's Chad so naturally normal people gravitate towards him and that irks little gremlin failed bodybuilders.
I'm 6'3" barefoot for real like him so I can be the arbiter of truth here. Mine is 7.75" and looks quite a bit larger than that on me and thicker. I'd say he's around 6" but rather thin.
Are you 270 lbs of muscle like him? Because that's gonna have a bigger influence on dick-to-quad ratio
It's the reason why some moronic women think skinny guys have bigger dicks, small legs and small ass make it look more impressive
hate? I thought he's pretty well liked for being a discount bin Fabio and a C grade actor
because he's natty and they're jealous of his gains
everyone hates on me
because he mogged rich piana so hard he killed himself.
He's not doing a proper SLAV squat.
literally WHO?