Why does Paul Saladino look so much better than Bryan Johnson? Saladino looks like a dilf, ripped guy in his 40s and Johnson looks like a 180 year old lesbian vampire
Are carnichads winning again?
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Does he really drink blood?
probably gets it injected, from a properly selected stable of blood boys
From his son...
good reason to have a couple of sons and a good relationship, stay stronger and healthier so you can build a bigger empire, and have them do the same strategy. I'd do it for my dad if I can get myself into a good enough shape tbhon, that's good kin survival strategy right there
Making fun of teenagers again I see..
gay on the right is wearing makeup
Left is on trt and has a tan, right is on troony hormones and avoids all uv exposure
>Left is on trt
Absolute fricking moron right here lol
If you mean it's because he roids, not just trt dosage then yes I agree.
>moron doubles down
Lol okay you got me, little man. I laughed.
I genuinely didn't understand what you were getting at. Why do you think it's outrageous to suggest he's on trt?
>little man
I'm almost certainly considerably more muscular than you.
Imagine not wanting that discount Tilda Swinton fit.
They are both different types of ugly. With Bryan he looks like a lizard person, Saladino looks very much like a rat. You should get your eyes checked if you think Saladino looks younger, his face is wrinkled, gaunt, thin, and has eye bags + dark circles - none of which are present on Bryan..
I didn’t say Saladino looks younger I said he looks better. They both look mid 40s but Saladino looks like a ripped dad while Johnson looks like pic related
You can't honestly think that rat looks better than Bryon. Somethings seriously wrong with your eyes. I wouldn't be suprised if your Saladino himself, dude is ratty inside and out.
Hello Bryan.
Not him, but I think Bryan looks ugly as frick. His makeup just makes his face look so weird and smooth to an uncanny degree. He looks very artificial (almost android-like) and androgynous. And while Paul's face is nothing special, I'd definitely take his natural, normal looking face over Bryan's lizard-in-human-skin-looking face.
oh my goodness you looksmax homosexual. The dude is over 40. He looks good. Stop it.
40 is not old dickhead. your face should not look that fricking punctured at 40. saggy wrinkly old face. This isn't 1940s where people look 35 at 20 and 55 at 40. Everyone drinking alcohol, smoking some shit and not wearing sunscreen got you thinking looking like an old saggy man at 40 is "good". Or maybe it's Saladino's rotten bleached white teeth blinding the frick out of you.
Dudes pretty active and tans a lot. He does cardio and weights and surfs. What are you saying?
I'm saying his face looks aged and withered, frickard. How is that difficult to understand? How is "He does cardio and weights and surfs" relevant to that? Oh it isn't, you're just an ass kiss shill of your favourite fitness bro.
Because he spends a lot of time outdoors so he's really tanned and he lift a lot of heavy weights which makes him look manlier than dude on the left. Fitness wise they are both pretty ripped.
What does an explanation of why he looks old have to do with me pointing out he looks old? Who asked for that? If I wanted to know why he has a moronic regimen that doesn't take into account precautions like staying out of the sun I would have asked for that. And I'm sorry to tell you, "le manlier" is just another cope for looking old. If Bryan had a beard or stubble, he'd look manly too.
>another cope for looking old
He is almost 50. I get that everyone wants to be 17 and nail highschool girls again but it's just not possible. Bryan's problem is that he literally looks like one of those parents who dresses up like their kid to 'feel young' (because he is effectively that). He might as well get the zoomer broccoli cut if he wants to go all the way.
He's out in the sun a lot.
>wrinkles, thin and saggy skin, age related damage, sick skin
>manly
Holy shit this cope, there is nothing manly about aging and getting unnecessary damage, it's just fricking moronic
it's like saying
>no im not showering that's not manly, men are dirty because they work hard!
fricking Black person mentality
He looks like an outdoor dude that surfs and spends his time in the sun. He's fit as hell too. All these other morons saying theie dads look better or some other shit is moronic. Saladin looks good no matter what. The only thing to nit pick is his tan. Bryan is a medical experiment. He either looks like that,or he looks fat gross and out of shape like most other 40 y.o plus. No way he can put on muscle starting at 45, so he needs pads. The dude was just your average out of shape gross 40 year old male. Now he's not.
Saladin has saggy, thin, wrinkly, damaged skin, he doesn't look good. you're just a boomer who hasn't caught up with the times. Damaged, sick, unhealthy skin is unattractive, Bryan has much less of that and is fitter than Saladin
He's 45. Not looking fat, feeble, skinny,over weight, gross and sickly at 45 puts him in like the top 10%.
That's what happens to surfers. All that time in the sun really ages your face.
homie he’s pushing 50 and he’s ripped as frick who cares about wrinkles at that point
>h-he looks old!
Grow some fricking testosterone dude
Go back
Im just not an overly critical homosexual like some of you. Grow up if u looked like either of these guys you would be happy.
nah. If Bryan actually got some sunlight for once in his life, grew some facial hair, and got rid of that weird haircut, he'd actually look pretty decent. Not sure why he puts so little work into his appearance when he has a good facial structure.
Unironically Bryan has a better physique. You know this and it's why you used a fully clothed headshot of him.
>Saladino
He's a Med, they age better
Because he gets some sun and collagen
you losers will never look like these two after you turn 40, deal with it.
>Are carnichads winning again?
my great grand mother cooked her own meals all her life, she ate everything, died at 97 from sudden death, her heart just stopped when she was watching TV, so, all these diets and bla bla bla, as long as you are cooking your own meals, and you know what ingredients you are buying ( pesticides, herbicides, anti biotics, cancer, cancer, cancer ) you will be fine eating whatever you can get.. she did love chourizo and jamon.. high cholesterol, diabetes, cancer, it's all from junk food and eating out ( masked junk food )
Johnson is like a weird fusion of a 17yo and a 45yo (or whatever his age is) while Paladino just looks like a man in his 40s who goes to the gym and roids.
It's kinda insane how lean and vascular he is
When your skin is that thin, it's normal. Seen lots of old people with that stretchy thin skin look.
>It's kinda insane someone on roids looks like they're on roids
You must have a Traumatic Brain Injury
Dyel af comment.
why does he look like a vegan?
Probably because he's extremely lean and doesn't have very much muscle mass. You need carbs to gain muscle. The steak and eggs diet is for cuts. Not for bulking.
Saladino eats a lot of fruit and honey
Now does he lift? Probably just shit genes on his part then or whatever exercises he's doing just don't build a lot of muscle. He does look like a framelet.
>framelet.
the seethe and contempt of the average male. lmfao.
He barely lifts at all yet has an impressive physique, your blackpill homosexualry notwithstanding
he looks mad good for 45 years old. he looks better than most people at any age.
Holy shit his skin looks toasted. He spends way too much time under the sun.
Step aside losers
he will outlive both tbh
wtf is that?
georgi will live to be 100+ and will probably work into his 90s
Who cares about these roidtrannies? Get a life OP.
First off, Bryan Johnson looks better and younger. Second of all Johnson used to basically be a typical techbro slob. Bryan is playing catchup plus some.
Probably because he looks like man instead of a child molester.
The important thing to consider with the eternal 18yo is that just a few years ago he was a fat balding unhealthy slob and had lived like a fat sunhelarhy slob his entire life.
So his sudden turnaround is a testament to his practices. Now imagine if someone has been following his protocol since their early 20s.
You mean an 18 year old lesbian vampire
Whar age would you think bryan is if you saw him irl?
48 years old
tanning makes you look good in the short term, but all the benefit is lost within a year while you keep the aging effects.
Paul is working off years of a keto style diet, he only started becoming pro carbs a few years ago at this point, plus his facial structure has always been ratty so you can forgive his look now, if he stays looking the same for the next decade you know he’s eating the right stuff. Meanwhile Brian’s aim is literally to decrease his metabolism and restrict calories LOL, he’s so gullible and just follows mainstream basedence opinions, of course he’s going to get worse
>mainstream basedence opinions
You mean facts backed up by study?
>studies
Kys
Bryan mogs him
what the frick are those pecs
med genes vs anglo genes
>right
looks like coping 60yo. You just see his age.
>left
average italian manlet
My father with 55yo looks younger than both of them and he doesn't give a frick. Even my 94yo grandpa looked younger than saladino. Why do people age so badly?
Saladin is clearly an outdoor guy. And i know for sure you're some pasty recessive male lol.
Bryan is slaying
He said young b***hes keep sliding into his DMs. Seems like his masterplan is working out
>that face
>that outfit
this can't be real
it's the woman hormones he uses against further hairloss
If he acted more manly he would definitely get more b***hes on his dick
It's giving
Lmfao why is the girl showing off her man jaw lol. Total pump and dump material. Social media has made pump and dump girls think they r more than that lol
WAKE UP SON I NEED BLOOD
Maybe some moderation is good when it comes to sun. Saladino get alot of sun but goes with the "as long as you eat right sun wont age you!" approach which is brosience. Bryan avoid it at al cost to keep his skin as young as possible. He might look like a vampire now but maybe it will pay of when he is 70+.
You can't cheat collagen loss and your genetic program of facial fat loss. Bryan looks uncanny because he has average genetics. Everyone senses he doesn't look right. His ego, based on his paranoiac crusade, is always on the edge of crumbling
Because Johnson is a demon.
What's the men equivalent of a "semen demon"?
Succubussy
Henry Cavill
I mean as a word, men aren't "semen demons"
ACK
must be the 400 gramms of carbs a day in fruit and honey he has been eating for a while now. aged 10 years in the span of two.
cope, carnicucks age fast as frick
Both look like shit tbh, but the guy on the right did comestic surgery, clearly don't get enough sunlight and wear makeup.
Me? I crave the certainty of the steel.
The guy on the right has a skull that says, "I'm of age. I'm not young", yet everything else tells us he's not old. That makes it a bit creepy.
The guy on the left has the same, except you can see the signs of his aging, which despite it being relatively unattractive, makes it 'normal'.
There's such a thing as aging naturally or gracefully.
Johnson looks like Data from StarTrek.
Why do you compare BJ's face from close up with SALAD dinos whole body from the side?